TUESDAY, MARCH 16, 1937. TWO THE DAILY NEBRASKAN THE DAILY NEBRASKAN EDITORIAL STAFF Editor ..George Plpsl ManaQlnq Editors .Don Wagner, Ed Murray Newt Edltora Wlllard Burney, Helen Patcoe, Jane Walcott. Howard Kaplan. Morris Llop. Barbara Roiewater. Sporta Editor Ed Steevea Society Ed.tor Virginia Anderton ON THIS ISSUE Desk Editor Murray Night Editor Kaplan Under direction of tht Student Publication Board. Editorial Office University Hall 4. Business Off ice University Hnll 4A. Telephone Day: B6891: Night: B6SS2. B3333 (Journal). Member IW Associated GoUeglate Press Distributors of GoHe&ideDteed Let's Insure Against Nebraska Hall With The 10-Year Plan Fifty years ago the university was entering an era or expansion. Departments crowded out of University hall found haven in the new natural sciences building:, which now houses the college of pharmacy, but the accommodations did not last. Education was experiencing "growing pains" in the rew prairie state. Fifty years ago, the regents set about to rem edy this overcrowding, and on commencement day, 1SS8, the cornerstone of Nebraska hall was raised. It was an imposing three story classroom building, built of soft brick with a heavy mansard roof at a cost of $40,000. Such cheap construction could not be endur ing, in 1909, when the university took stock of its pnysical plant, the evaluation of Nebraska hall had cropped to 521,000. In 1919, when Cornhuskers celebrated their semicentennial anniversary, the evaluation had dropped to $15,000. But evaluations were not the only things that were dropping. The building groaned under the weight of the heavy roof, and iron tie rods, the star shaped taps of which now dot the outer wall?, were installed to bolster the weakening structure. In 195. the roof and third floor were torn off. and a lighter roof plastered over. If any evaluation were to be placed on the building today, it would have to be negative. That is, it could be if you can evaluate human lives in dollars, and valuable records in the potential loss columns of the ledger. Every freshman and sopho more in the university has a three hour class in the building, and thousands of dollars of military sci ence equipment is housed under its sagging ceilings. But more important than any instruments of numan destruction that might be stored there are the endless files of the department of conservation and survey records of years of research into the natural resources and geography of the state. These records are invaluable and unreplaceable. They de serve better protection than Nebraska hall, where fire or a decaying foundation could make short work of them. If we press the point that such unsafe buildings as Nebraska hall endanger the lives of students and instructors, we will be accused of every brand of insidious sentimentalism. But the fact remains: Any citizen, legislator or student who examines the buildings for himself will find that the architects issued no false report in condemning the buildings 12 years ago. Those individuals, outstate and in the legisla (BhDWAhiq Cbrwnq. Hisl j3joLl By Bernice Kauffman. Elizabeth Atkins in "Edna St. Vincent and Her Times" has done for the poet, what Parson Weems did for George Washington when he thought up the story about the cherry tree. It would be hari to rame a poet, a prose writer, or a philosopher of the past or present who has not been dragged forth and compared witn Miliay to their discredit. Without any very con clusive evidence except innumer able one and two line quotations, which Miss Atkins evidently con siders a mark of scholarship, she asserts that our Edna has been influenced by every major writer from Homer to Archibald Mac Leish, including Tennyson. But, she hastily assures us: "Millay is not imitating earlier poets; she is merely holding her own in conver sation with them." As a playwright Shakespeare is given a preference; but says Mit Atkini, in commenting en the writing of history plays: "In Shakespeare's day it was not so hard." But in sonnet the bard his to look to his laurels for: "Probably Millay't love sonnets reveal a greater knowledge of the complexities of love than any others that have ever been written." Compared with Elinor Wylie, Christina Rosietti, and Elizabeth Barrett Browning: "She it temperamentally much Stronger, much more complex and imperious." In fact, con cludes Writer Atkins: "She walks through her phrases at Willa Cather's Lucy Gayheart walked, 'at if she were catching step with the wind.' Comparison with the inspipid Lucy is hardly conclusive. Quoting "finu" or "livautiful" phrases seems to be another murk of Miss Atkins' erudition. She is given to using poetic expressions of her own, lor we read: "And theie was Bliss Carmen ... to whose marching feet all color was fluttering flag" and "the sounds are pretty, mlly as glass wind bells." In order to enliven her style she intersperses her poetic prose with such flippancies as; "A painter knows that a sensation, no less than Popeye the S3ilonnan, la what it is " and "Even Shakespeare himself, in one or two sonnets, anapped off his concluding couplet with an air of "Oh. what the hell!' " With the biographer we go to Millay's simplt, childhood home, with her we wander through the chaste atmosphere of Vassar, and with her we escape those de generate years of Freudism and Oadaism. For, warns Miss At kins: "Let no unabashed reader of an unexpurgated Shakespeare or Chaucer imagine that he can THIRTY-SIXTH YEAR $1.50 a year $2.50 mailed Published every Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Sunday mornings of the academic year by students of the Uni versity of Nebraska, under the supervision of the Board of Pub. Ilcations. tion at Nebraska emphasized in occurs that the fire and accident institutions. You've Seen Those Signs on the Highway Time magazine recently recalled that the first editorial masterpiece turned out by fugitive Leon Trotzky while working for a New York newspaper in those dark days before the revolution was a dissertation on chewing gum as an instrument of capitalistic oppression. Observing the masticatory manipulations of white collar workers on the sub way, ne reasoned that the forces of reaction were at work, deadening the mass mind to social changes. If Mr. Trotzky were not vacationing in Mexico at the present time, we would have a new crusade lor him. Less subtle in fact, quite frank are the billboard arguments that some sector of the status quo is now using to reassure those who motor by that "The American Way" is the best in the world. No one, Voltaire included, would begrudge this anonymous advertiser the right to say what he be lieves, but when thousands of billboards are em ployed, his statement of opinion approaches a flood of propaganda. And the cynical doubt in human infallibility possessed by most students tells us that Mr. Trotzky, given the opportunity, would probably adapt the billboards possibly even chewing gum to his particular brand of salvation. Americans have long held to "progress" as a sacred national dogma, and the faith has served the country well where intelligence has been al lowed to enter into decisions. But all progress is not necessarily good progress, nor will there be any if the billboards soon convince us that some sort of millenium has been reached. There are few significant mass movements in this country today that threaten destruction to "The American Way." The condition that does endanger democracy is the inertia of the electorate to remedy the detects in our present system. Much intelligent criticism must still confront our system of political patronage before we can attain a more representa tive government, and much discussion must be pro voked before we can put the proper patches on our economic system. Neither of these can be accom plisned thru the medium of billboard lullabies. turn back to periodicals of 1920 and reread Alfred Kreymborg, Evelyn Scott, D. H. Lawrence, Mina Loy, E. E. Cummings, et al, without a blush." Although "Edna St. Vincent Mil lay became in effect, the unrivaled embodiment of sex appeal, the It girl of the hour, the Miss America of 1920," although she is the "most popular and representative" poet of her time, we are assured that j she was not influenced by such ; contact in that same debauched iyear of 1920. "Here was. instead," the glorifying Miss Atkins says, "the bubbling, irresistible laughter of a girl at her first wild party, catching up the smart sayings of her dancing partners, nodding her head to their vehement remarks, but too busy dancing her stock ings through to notice the fetid air and the jaded nerves about her." At this point Miss Atkins missed a marvelous opportunity to quote and so we will the lines of Millay that ar most often reprinted in anthologies: "What hps my lips have kitted, and where, and why, I have forgotten, and what arms have lain Under my head till morning; but the rain Is full of ghosts tonight, that tap and sigh Upon the glass and listen for a reply, And in my heart there stirs a quiet pain For unremembered lads that not again Will turn to me at midnight with a cry." Edna St. Vincent Millay Is no Elsie iJiriKinoi c, nor yet a Shake speare. She is Edna St. Vincent Millay. Let us admire her for her own qualities, not for the spurious ones that the sentimental Miss At kins would lead us to believe she possessed. College World That "big sister" feeling caused a University of Wisconsin sorority girl a lot of embarrassment re cently. Before a lecture class began she noticed a small boy sitting next to a friend of hers. She assumed the lad was a brother and was visit ing the class with his sister so she chatted with the young man tn conversation slightly above the "Little Red Riding Hood" plane. Suspicion started to itch her when the class began and the lad started taking notes. He seemed to be such a gentlemanly little fellow so well behaved. As the class progressed she read some of the notes and gulod when she saw that tlioy were well written. After class she rushed up to her sorority sister and said: "Say, I BUSINESS STAFF Business Manager Bob Shellenberg Assistant Managers... Bob Wadhams, Web Mills. Frank Johnson. Circulation Manager Stanley Michael SUBSCRIPTION RATE Single copy. 6 cents $1.00 a semeter $1.50 semester mailed Entered as second-class matter at the postofflce In Lincoln, Nebraska, under act of congress, March 3, 1879, and at sprelai rate of postage provided for In section 1103. act of October S. 1917, authorized January SO, 1922. I National Advertising Service, Inc CtlUf Pmblliktrt Rtfrtttntetitt 420 Madison Avi. New York. N.Y. CHICAOO " POSTON SAN FRANCISCO LOS ANQSLSV r-OATUAND SATTkl ture, whose attention we wish to draw to the situa might well say: "They're students. They see the condition every day; it becomes over their minds." In our experience, it opposite is true; we are inclined to take the conditions for granted after becoming used to tnem. But when outside observers point out the hazard in these decaying: build ings, we begin to realize the intelligence and time liness of the proposed building program for state thought he was your brother. I . . . " "Yes, I know, but how could I have told you? He's the 21 year old midget enrolled in the School of Commerce;" Rice institute males battled for red headed women before a recent dance for economic reasons. Different prices were set on the heads of the coeds, depending on color, and on the night of the shuf fle "hue determiners" posted at the door judged the hair color of each incoming female. Fellows who escorted "Sorrel topped Susies" go t two bits knocked off their admittance price. Less fortunate men who took bru nettes got a 15 cent reduction, and the least lucky who brought blondes got a 10 cent "down." Coeds at the University of Cali fornia are sure now that Stanford gals can't take it. During the recent cold snap many Stanford coeds aabndoned their silk lingerie for furry red flannel underwear. Palo Alto merchants completely sold out and claimed that Stanford women had been the heaviest buyers. But did the University of Cali fornia females go in for the "scar let scratchies?" Not on your life. When proprietors of Berkeley stores were asked if they sold the brillifintly-hued underwear, they were taken aback. "Red flannels?" cried one pro prietress, arching her ' eyeDrows. "I didn't even know they were on the market anymore in Cali fornia." Another admitted that she had Just one steady customer for "wool it's," but "she is a lady well over 70 years old." "I've received a lot of unusual requests, but this one boats them all," says Lcn Schmoker, execu tive secretary of the University of Minnesota's Y. M. C. A. A mother, worried about her freshman son, wrote him the fol lowing letter: "I am rending you three suits of woolen underwear under separate cover. Please see to it that my boy wears them as he should dur ing this cold weather." , Since it's the right time of the school year to tell stories about freshmen, Schmoker relates this one: "Not long ago a freshman stopped me and said. 'Can yog please tell me in what building the campus is?' " The Junior girl at Miami univer sity who fell into a deep stupor every time she attended one of her lectures finally found that the re flection of four lights on the pro fessor's glasses waa hypnotising her. 9nquvrin. "If you want to be popular, girls, don't mess with your hair, or chew gum Incessantly, or paint your finger nails a bright red!" That seems to be the ultimatum delivered by a fair cross section of the campus males. We asked them, "What do you think of the girls on the cam pus?" and they answered both with quantity and with quality. George Rosen, Arts and Sciences sophomore: "There are some girls here that only a mother could love. But girls in general are a little hard to meet, unless you have the proper connections if you don't belong to a fraternity, you're out of luck. However, when you get to know them, they re real pals, Somehow, the girls of the univer sity have more bearing and poise than those from other schools." Arthur Hill, Blzad freshman: "Members of the so called fairer sex. have an advantage in that they can, by coquettish glances, extract good grades from other wise reluctant readers. In other words, all of the best apple pol ishers in this university are fe male. Then, too, they think a little too much of their own achievements and abilities." Bruce Grant, Arts and Sciences sophomore: "They're too danged independ ent, and seem to be concerned only with the present. As far as I've been able to find, they have no serious thoughts for the future; they're out for a good time today and to heck with tomorrow. They want what they want when they want it, and they seem to have no desire to assume the responsibili ties thaf they will some day face. They are, however, able to do more with what they have; a girl of moderate means has sufficient good taste to dress well. In gen eral, they are good sports, good companions, and very nice to have around." Bob Lipscomb, Arts and Sciences freshman: "As a whole, they're not very outstanding. There are a few good looking ones, but they're plenty hard to find all the beau tiful girls seem to go to Califor nia, or Georgia, or Northwestern Quite a few of them dress well, and that helps a little. They're just a little too impressed with the social aspect of the university; but, in the final analysis, they're pretty square, on the level, in spite of their numerous shortcomings." Bob Stuart, Arts and Sciences sophomore: "They're o. k., I guess. Altho they're not the most beautiful in the world, they know how to wear clothes to bring out their desir able qualities. They're above the average in intelligence. Too many of them, however, spend more time in social affairs tnan in study; they seem to have a mar riage complex, and are more occu pied in looking for a husband than in seeking an education." Keith Klein, Bizad senior: "To one who has just recently transferred from a smaller school, the most striking thing about the girls is their friendliness. They are easy to get acquainted with, they dress well, take an active in terest in school affairs, and are above the average." Earl Roeber, Arts and Sciences freshman: "They seem to be all right. However, they impress me as be ing here for the fun of it, rather than to get an education. They're up in the knowledge of clothes and hair styles, but down in their classroom work." Tim Parker, Arts and Sciences freshman: "When I first came here, I was told that nine out of ten girls are good looking, and the tenth one comes to Nebraska. After a little personal observation, however, I think that that crack is all wrong, for we've really a swell bunch of girls here at the university." Charles Phares, Arts and Sciences sophomore: "It's a 50-50 proposition. Some are here to be educated, some to be exposed to a husband; some are good looking, a few would stop a clock; most of them work for their grades, but there are a few who are the best apple polishers I've ever seen. However, this doesn't apply only to the girls, the boys have their drawbacks, too." Ash Mousel, Bizad junior: "This university has the great est conglomeration of different types of females than any place I've ever seen. The general trend seems to be that they are far from being practical, they've never had to face the actual problems of life, and they're not looking for ward to the days when they will. They expect everything to be given to them. Most of them are well dressed and good natured, but they're not here to get an educa tion; they're busy acquiring a sot cinl standing and seeing how they stack up in society." Dwlght Lord, Bizad Junior: "Too many girls are getting away from being feminine. They copy men's clothes and try to do everything that we do if we're so objectionable, why copy us? Bright red finger nails give me the jitters!" Bob Reddish, Arts and Sciences junior: "A fellow told me the other day that. 'A man is Just a little better than a woman, but he mustn't let them know if, and I think he's got something there. The girls here dress well, but two things they do get me down chewing gum, and always messing with their hair otherwise, they're pretty good." New Pledges Announced. Chi Omega receatly aanauflced the pledging of two girls. They are Yarmt Knotek of Ravenna and Dorothy Chase of Lincoln. Sarah Miller of Wall Lake, la., and Vclma Beecher are new pledges of Sigma Delta Tau. Dr. Esther S. Anderson of the geography department gave an il lustrated lecture on "Interesting Facts and Places In Nebraska" at the "Nebraska day" meeting of the P. T. A. at Cortland, March 12. Prof. Blair Discounts Theory That Sunspols Form Basis. for Prediction of Heavy Rainfall Prof. T. A. Blair of the Hetero logy department discounted the forecast for a very wet year here on the basis of the appearance of sun-spots. Some have given the erroneous information that a sum mer of heavy rainfall was inevit able as sun-spots were much in evidence. "It is true that sun-spots do seem to cause excess rainfall," he said, "but only in a very general way." In the past during years of sun-spots, the rainfall over the national as a whole has seemed to increase, but not definitely for each state. Appear Regularly. This year observers have no ticed numerous large sun-spots which look like dark patches on the sun. According to the theory, these sun-spots appear regularly every eleven years, with interme diate spots appearing from time to time. Usually the presence of the spots on the sun are accom panied by unusually damp seasons in general and increased radio static and aurora displays.. ERY 0FFIC1 Dairymen to Hold Two-Day Convention; Register This Morning. Creamery officials and em ployees will meet in Lincoln today and Wednesday for the eleventh annual convention of the Nebraska Cooperative Creameries, inc. The creamery men will meet today in the Dairy Industry building on the ag campus, closing the day's ac tivities with a banquet at the Cornhusker hotel, at 6:15 o'clock. Wednesday sessions will be held at the Cornhusker. Members will register at 9 a. m. today and hear talks by George A. Farrell, director of the Western division of the AAA, on "Coopera tion a Community Enterprise," and by Prof. FJ. L. Reichart, asso ciate professor of dairy husbandry, on "The New York Butter Mar ket," an analysis of how the mar ket operates. Additional features will be a tour of the university dairy setup, and a butter scoring contest. Toastmaster at tonight's ban quet will be Dean T. J. Thompson, dean of student affairs. Speaker will be William Schilling, former member of the farm board from St. Paul, Minn. Music will be furnished by a string trio com posed of Misses Ethel Owen, Helen Ludlan and Hilda Chowins. Melvin Beerman will present his novelty rope act, "Life on the Range. President of the organization is Carl S. Horn, of Hay Springs, Neb. Paging Jhe Smart Qoed By Helena Rubinstein. These days life seems to be just one trouble after another for your eyes. Either it's windy and things blow in or there's a blinding radi ance from the snow that threatens you with a perpetual squint. In addition, reading lists have just been given out again and if the professors had their way it seems as if you'd be reading twenty-four hours a day for the next six years. But, after all, people before you have lived through four years of college and come out with a degree and their eyes intact. It can be done and there's no reason why you shouldn't manage it in reason able comfort. Several things you can do for your eyes. First of all, be careful always to read In a good light. That means having enough light so that you don't have to strain your eyes, and it also means avoid ing a glare on the page. Second, try to sit up while you read. It may mean more effort for you than lying down, but It means less effort for your eyes. Third, give your eyes plenty of rest. This doesn't mean that you must stop reading every fifteen minutes and go to sleep. But you should lift your eyes from the page every half hour or so and look around. This forces the many little muscles in the eyes to change po sition. It prevents tension and strain. It prevents that occasional result of several hours steady read inghaving the page blur as your eyes suddenly become unfocussed. If you've never thought of exercise as a means of resting. Just try holding your arm In one position for ten minutes. Then shake it vig orously and there'll be no doubt in your mind as to the refreshing powers of exercise. Fourth, give your eyes a bath every day. It's true that nature has made some provision for washing the eyes with tears, but a rather pleasanter and more regular method is to use eye drops. A dropperful of herbal eye drops washes out litle particles of dust and grit. It leaves your eyes shin ing and fresh, having something of the effect of a week's vacation in the country. Use your herbal eye drops after every heavy bout of reading. Use them before you yo out on a date. The eyes have been termed the windows of the soul, and surely you should keep them clean and bright Most girls don't know how to make the most of their eyes. The correct use of mascara and eye shadow is rare and all other aids to eye loveliness seem to be com pletely unknown to them. As a matter of fact, it is not such a good Idea to wear eye shadow at all during the college 4ay. Eyeshadow Is formal dress for the eyes and it doesn't fit with sweaters and skirts. A drop of herbal eye tissue oil over the lids, an eyelush grower and darkener The sun-spots are caused by gi ant eruptions somewhat like the volcanoes of our earth on a gi gantic scale. The increased energy undoubtedly has some effect on the aurora borealis which is un usually bright during these pe riods. They also seem to affect the weather in general. During the last year of sun spots, in 1929, the rainfall for the nation as a whole was above nor mal, but that for Nebraska was about average. During the last ap pearance of the eleven-year cycle spots, in 1926, the rainfall for the state was below normal. In 1915, 22 years ago, the state's precipita tion was far above normal, but this cannot be attributed solely to the sun-spots of that year, be cause the rainfall of the nation in general was not near as high. Therefore, while the chances for a rainy year this year are prob ably better than normal, it can not be predicted for certain that the state of Nebraska will enjoy the extra rain it has been missing for the last few years. for the lashes is all that the well dressed eye will wear on the campus. The eye tissue oil is suf ficient to give your lids a rather enchanting gleam, just a subtle hint on sophistication. The eye lash grower and darkener empha sizes your lashes at the same time it helps them to become long. The night time with its bright lights and attendant gaieties is the moment for you to don the glamor of eyeshadow and mascara. Then you can really do something with your eyes. You can lend them a depth and fascination impossible to achieve in the cold morning light. Choose a luminous eyeshadow accoi-ding to the color of your eyes. Blue to make blue eyes seem bluer still, blue green for green eyes and hazel eyes, jade for black eyes and emerald for brown eyes. The luminous quality of these eyeshadows is achieved with certain glistening oils and flecks of silver and bronze in the shadow. It's a really dress up style. Once you've selected your eye shadow, study the shape and set ting of your eyes very carefully. Ifthey are deep set and there is a lot of space between lashes and eyebrows, smooth your eyeshadow in just under the eyebrow line toward the temples. This will give your eyes more life and sparkle. It will bring them out. But if your eyes seem shallow and a little uninteresting, place the shadow close to the lashes in a single deep streak of color which can be shaded out to make your eyes appear deeper and longer. A sometimes affect trick is to slant the shadow up and out to the outer edge of the eyebrows. This seems to alter the line of your yes, making them appear Oriental and exotic. Persian mascara, is the last ; touch. You can get it in a whole variety of colors to go with your eye shadow. Or you can get it in black to make your lashes show to the very uttermost. One last hint: After putting on the Persian mascara, brush your lashes very carefully to avoid a hard spiky look. The brushing and the mas cara combined will turn them into a rich, silky fringe. MISS KIENHOLZ PRESENTS MUSICALRECITAL TODAY Student of Maude Gutzmer To Offer Compositions From Schubert. Mary Elizabeth Kienholz, a jun ior in the school of music and a pupil of Maude Gutzmer, will pre sent a voice recital this afternoon at 4 o'clock in the Temple theater. Miss Kienholz will be assisted in her program by Mary Janice Men era y, harpist, who is studying with Marjorie Shanafell. Three compositions by Schubert will be included in the first part of the recital that the mezzo so prano will present. The numbers will be "Thranenregen," "Fruh lingstraum" and "Rastlose Liebe." "Connais Tu Le Pays" from the opera "Mignon" by Thomas will end the first group. Miss Meneray will present the second group of numbers on her harp. "Campfire" and "Clouds" from the suite "Summer" by Ho berg and "The Aeolian Harp" by Godefroid are the selections that she has chosen to play. "O Ma Lyre Immortelle" from the opera "Sappno" by Gounod, Watts' "The Little Shepherd's Song," "A pastoral" by Verucinl, and "Like Wind Upon Water," a composition of Cadman's will be presented by Miss Kienholz in the last group of selections. Mary Tolhurst will accompany the singer at the piano. An Intimate EASTER GIFT . . Your Photograph 9 Studio Al 226 Sullsdin Members of Farmer's Fair Board will meet tonight at 7:30 in room 305. Lutherans. Lutheran students will meet with , Rev. H. Erck for the regular Bibla class Wednesday at 7:15 p. m. in room 203 of the Temple building. The topic of the discussion will be: The Teaching of Jesus Concerning Marriage and Divorce. MISS S. MUIRTO DISCUSS EDUCATIONALLEGISLATION Lincoln High Teacher Will Speak at Y.W.C.A. , Vesper Service. "The Outlook for Education in Nebraska" is the title of the ad dress to be given by Miss Sarah T. Muir at the Vespers group this afternoon at 5 p. m. at Ellen Smith hall. 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