FRIDAY, JANUARY , 1937. FOUR THE DAILY NEBKASKAN Barbara SEEN ON THE CAMPUS. Annabcllc Pennybaker and George Unthank buying earmuffs ...Delta Gamma Marie Bower, Kappas Jean Chambers and Eliz abeth Heldge, and all of the Lin coln Alpha This going to class in ski suits. . .Voice on the Chi O telephone: "Does Senator Norris live here?. . .Virginia Hyatt re turns from the holidays with the fraternity pin of a Northwestern man. . .Trouble brewing for Gore writing Helen Fox... Bob Funk planning a gala housewarming for his new trailer. . .Margaret Mc Kay wearing Ed Steeve's Sigma Nu star. . .Floyd Baker sealing en velopes in the Awgwan office... Everybody blossoming out in ear muffs, mittens, and overshoes... Wimberly claiming to be a con noisseur of cheeses. . .A. T O's talking about the annex the uni versity is building for them across the street. . .The same small white dog that has disrupted so many classes paying a formal call on Miss Pound. . .Speech tudents dis cussing the new University Play er production "The Night of Jan uary 16th." Kappa Alpha Theta Gives Formal. A formal dance will be given at the Cornhusker hotel Saturday night by members of Kappa Alpha Theta. Chaperons will be Mr. and Mrs. Arthur F. Jenness, Mr. and Mrs. R. A. Winnacker, and Mrs. Mvra Cox. A. O. Pi Mothers (Jive Luncheon. The Mother's club of Alpha Omicron Pi met Thursday at 1 o'clock at the home of Mrs. Sher man Smith for luncheon. Mrs. S. E. Tooey was assisting hostess. Mothers Cluh of Phi Mu Meets. The Phi Mu Mother's club will meet for a 1 o'clock luncheon to day at the chapter house. Mrs. Roy Cochran is chairman and as sisting her are Mrs. E. F. Schmid and Mrs. A. J. Wenzlaff. Tri-K Mixer Opens Afj; Sesason. i Opening the year's social activ- ities at Ag, the Tri-K will hold a mixer Friday night at the Agi Activities building. Chaperons will be Mr. and Mrs. A. L. Frolik and Mr. and Mrs. F. W. Dein. I Dame Fashion Scores Again with Latest Things as to Proper Dress for that Earlv Breakfast Hour By Dame Fashion. With the Military ball and the Morta'- Board party past and the formal season safely launched, the coed may consider the matter of formal gowns well under control and may turn her attention to the more pressing problem of proper clothes to wear to other affairs. The Daily Ntbraskan has never before printed a fashion article adequately dealing with the matter of what the well dressed coed wears for breakfast. Realizing this omission. Dame Fashion sets her self to explain to campus beau ties in what details they have been incorrect this winter when they ate their toast and coffee and orange juice in the morning. Kalpha Eta Thappa Customs. At the Kalpha Eta. Thappa house, freshmen girls usually ar rive at the breakfast table fully attired end ready for classes, the habits of their high school days still prevailing over their more primitive instincts. Sophomore Thappas, too, need rot face the problem of what, to wear at the oatmeal hour, since they do not get up in time for breakfast. Senior Set Example. To juniors and seniors, however, the; matter is pregnant with mean ing, and we find two definite schools of thought. The first, and more conservative, school, insists that curl papers and cold cream I Say It With Corsages Lovely arrangements Hoses, Gardenias Carnations Violets or Sweet Peas. OilDEil YOUSIS TODAY Societu Rosewater, Editor THIS WEEK Friday. Kappa Kappa Gamma formil at the Lincoln hotel. Alpha Phi formal at the Cornhuuker hotel. Kappa Sigma alliance bridge party at 8 p. m. at the chapter house. Alpha Tau Omega auxiliary luncheon at 1 o'clock at the home of Mrs. R. M. Walt. Tri-K party at the Student Activities building on Ag cam pus. Saturday. Kappa Alpha Theta formal at the Cornhusker hotel. Kappa Alpha Theta alumnae luncheon at 1 o'clock at the home of Mrs. Ellcry Davis. SEEN ON AG CAMPUS. By DcLoris Bors. John Bengtson whistling "1 wait and wait and then you don't come at all" as he waited an hour on the second floor of the home ec building for Sally White. . .Elsie Bernasek in white reminding one of the girl on the new Chester field advertisement. . .Lilian! Pratt wishing to be known as the Foet Pratt since he began to write poetry to his latest heart-interest. . .Waitresses in Carp's shuf fling about with heavy overshoes on their feet... Betty Hedstrom making the amazing discovery that her hair is actually green... "Better late than never" seems to the idea certain fellas have when they call girls out here for dates . . .It's hard to believe but there will be no chemistry test today. . . Everyone wishing Miss Odell the best "of luck with her exams for her Doctor's degree. . .A certain person saying that he knows he would make a grand editor for the new publication even though he has never passed an English course, could never write an edi torial, and knows nothing about a publication. And he wasn't foolin' either! : Theta Alumnae Meet for Luncheon. Alumnae members of Kappa Al pha Theta will meet at the home of Mrs. Ellery Davis for a 1 o'clock luncheon Saturday. Mrs. Davis, Mrs. Warren Day, Mis. Don Miller, Mrs. R. G. Clapp, Mrs. Richard Spangler. Miss Ida Rob bins, and Mrs. Don Pegler are members of the committee for the luncheon. are out of place at the morning meal table. The second school, ami that most widely accepted at the Uni versity of Nebraska, holds that curl uapers and odd cream give just that homey air essential to happiness and comfort. Bathrobes in Fad. Bathrobes are everywhere ac cepted, whether they be of ( ream pongee with blue birds at the hern or of powder blue flannel with patch pockets. Bath slippers, pumps, or sandals, also receive campus approval. True nonchal ance, however, is acquired for the breakfasting beauty who attempts to carry off a towel and soap cos tume, hangover from the morning shower. Toothbrushes in contrasting colors peep jauntily out of pajama pockets. A traditional part of the 8 a. m. costume of a Nebraska coed Is an issue of the P.ag tucked perkily under one arm. Without this essential to her appearance at the breakfast table, b coed is likely to be met with stares and cold remarks. In closing, Dame Fashion wishes to advise collge girls that the above fashion hints are also appli cable to the costume for fire drills. t- HIM! 'I III OrrdlKKi-r. Little Willie drowned his sister, She was dead before he missed her, Willie's always up to tricks, Ain't he cute, he's only six. FRENCH FILM APPEARS AT VARSITY SATURDAY Students to See Comedies by Famous Moliere, Sacha Guitry. "Une Soiree a la Comedie Fran caise," French film, will be pre sented to university students Sat urday, January 16, at the Varsity theater. Tickets may be purchased for 25 cents from Miss Agusta Nelson in room 108 in University Hall. Showing the greatest French troupe, the Comedie Francaise, in behind the stage scenes, the movie includes the actual production of two plays. Moliere's "Les Pres ieuses Ridiclues," comedy of the seventeenth century, and "Les Deux Couverts" by the contempo rary actor-producer Sacha Guitry will be shown. Moliere's play tells of a man who wishes to marry his daughter and his neice to sons of good fam ilies. The girls, influenced by nov els, have asumed a superficial air. and reject the offers of marriage, in revenge, the rejected lovers send their valets disguised as nob leman to pay court to the young ladies. The comery turns into an ex travagant farce, full of irresistible situations, where the false man ners and elegancies of the "grand siecle" are parodied. A father who is disillusioned by son is portrayed in the play by Sacha Guitry. Table has been set for two for dinner, father and son. After much delay the son re truns home only to leave again for n dinner piiparpnifiit. with his ther orders to serve dinner for one in the final scene. All dramatic students are urged to attend as well as language stu-lthe use of the range, but those in dents. The Comedie Francaise is ; terested in the welfare of the club sunsioizeo nv me r reni n tinnir ment and has some of the contin ent's finest performers. A Freshman's Utonia mere was once a. young coueymie lad. An enterprising wight Who thought by all his friends to be Unusually bright. Astonishingly clever, he, Say. how that boy could croon. And he hung seductive Petty girls On the four walls of his room. To hi r-ollep-iate cmnies. Who were startled and surprised.! Said he. "Old pals, in course of j time 1 We shall be civilized! We are going to give up women! We shan't tell a dirty joke! We are going to eat three times a day Without a sinrlp coke We are going to strive fur. from At the third Baptist student din now on, ner forum this Friday evening in Things sometimes known as ;c Baptist student house, Dean grades! : c. H. Oldfather of the arts and We are going to shun all gorgeous science college will speak on the girls ! topic "The Church and War." The And break forthcoming dates! ' address will be preceded by a 6 e are going to wear conservative . stuff Outside our sallow skins! We're not going to have diseases. Or hangovers or sins." i Then they all arose in fury i Against their righteous friend, For collegiate patience Cometh quickly to an end. "This." said on-?, "is chimerical. Utopian! Absurd!'' Said another, "T'would be a stupid life! Too dull, upon my word! "Before such things can come." cried all. "You imberilic squirt. You must alter human natuie!" Then they ail sat back and smirked. "An answer to that last," they thought, "Is impossible t'i find!" ; Hence, t'was a clinching argument To the collegiate mind, j By Willis Ballance, '40. , studentjTenroll ' for second term starting monday ; (Continued irom Page I.) ' to plan the course of study for 1 ;the following term before seeing' 1 an advisor. Credit books, available j at the registrar's office on pre- : ' Mentation of identification cards; ; are to be taken to the conference : 1 with the advisor. ' Office hours of nil advisors are 'listed in the second semester pro-' jgram. All schedules will have a signature of approval on theni, which will be given alter rants, course requirements, afternoon ! hours and other requisites are j satisfied. The forms will be Ml, alone u-il h a statement ol out- ' .I".... .v,.. ..rr r ,,, pen ill LiiLH'r, n i, Lin; wiin i . n. ill an of the college for final np j proval. 1'i!i- lee will ne ( nargeij an siu dents who do not see their ad visors and whose applications are not in the offices of their re spective deans by noon on Jan. 10, and also those who do not pay their fees by Jan. 2H. New students not in school at. the end of the first semester will register Jan uary 2H. FT houe ornhusker UNDER JCHimmtL DIRECTION i primd to ALPHA PHI Friday tvenlng and KAPPA ALPHA THETA biturday evening HOME OF THE Trsty Prstry Shdp Movie Box Kiva- " Ail venture' in Manhat tan" phis "Tugboat Princess" Lincoln- " Throe Smart Girls" Orpheum- "Tho Plot Thickens" plus "Whirl o' Girls Kevuo" Stuart- "Thc Phiinsninn" Varsity "Groat Guy" COED RIFLE CLUB HEARS TALK ONJFUNDAMENTALS Sighting1, Scoring, Wearing of Sling Explained by Captain Hough. Captain C. C. Hough of the mil tary department spoke to the members of the newly organized coeds rifle club on shooting tech nique including sighting, positions, wearing of the sling, and scoring at the first regular meeting held Thursday in the armory. Announcement was made that the range in the basement of An drews hall will be open during the remainder of this semester on Monday afternoon from 2 to 4, Tuesdays from 4 to 6, and Thurs days from 4 to 6. These hours are open to all women interested in learning or practicing the use of the rifle. Membership in the new ly formed club is not requisite to believe that the organization will be helpful in becoming proficient in shooting. To date 12 postal rifle matches i have been scheduled for coed diana university. According to Maxine Wertman, manager of the club, the group will meet again next week and it is hoped that the committee on an emblem wir the riflemen will be ready with a re port. ATHEK TO SPEAK TO BAPTISTS SUNDAY "Church and War' Topic of Principle Address at Student Forum. o'clock buffet supper. These dinner forums which have been arranged by Miss Grace Spacht, Baptist student secretary, are to give students and faculty the opportunity to enter into dis cussion of pertinent subjects. After Dean Oldfather has made his ad dress, he will lead the group in an informal discussion on the sub ject. Reservations for the dinner are to bo made with Miss Spacht. College World San Jose .State college is plan ning a new and improved lighting svstem of their football stadium. The idea is. if the home stadium has superior liuhtinir. it will elimi nate competition with others, then-fore, increase gate receipts ; for alma mater. The plan would i also allow students who can't at- j tend Saturday afternoon games to j see them at night. The students in an L.S.U. geol ogy class were continually prat tling about the Rose Bowl game, much to the discomfort of the professor. To put an end to this he insisted that the students ask him questions about geology. The first question to confront the brilliantly confused geologist was "What happened to Ford ham's seven blocks of granite?" After llirec years of Intensive j, j ),.. John" H. Wilbur of the ,.jvif c'ngiiiiH?ri.ig department of M. . ... i n, w.n of ' 1 '"" 'V"" "'"'".' " a calculator Uesigni"! io soive me ! most difficult of engineering prob ! li'ins. The highlight ol the machine is 1 lie solution of an equation In I nine unknowns. The calculator weighs one ton. and has more than j 13,000 separatrt parts. I Our friendly ??) neighbors at I'OVKUTY! flDUVrF!! J'ay :i Poverty Price; ind Dance 1 JJapluEnnny (Cods "Ititgft Little Hand in thtt Middle Wett" fprnnt Memorial Hal! iH ill) 9 mi:n j Social Science Board Offers 31,000 Research Fellowships Tre-Doctoral Fellowships for graduate study in the social sci ences will be offered for 1937-38 by the Social Science Research Council, it was announced Thurs day. The stipend is $1,000 plus tuition and an allowance for one round trip between the fellow's home and his place of study. These fellowships are open to mon anrl women. CitiZellS Of the I United States or Canada, who have received the bachelors uegree or will obtain it prior to July 1, 1937. They are not open to per sons who have been in resilience as graduate students at any in stitution for more than one se mester or its equivalent before the same date. Aid for Social Scientists. The awards are designed to aid exceptionally promising students of the social sciences in obtaining research training beginning with the first year of graduate study, the research council announced. Although all candidates should indicate their preference among institutions for graduate study in the United States or Canada, fi nal choice of the place of work will be made by the committee. Since the fellowships are intended to broaden training, no appointee will be assigned to the institution from which he has received his bachelor's degree for study while holding this type of award. The bases of selection will be full academic and personal rec ords of the candidates, support ing letters from university in structors qualified to write of the candidates' research promise, and written examinations which will offered through the College En trance Examination Board in va rious centers throughout the United States during the third week in June, 1937. Student Newspaper Proposes Abolishment of Graduation Week l-roni the Daily Illini. FAYETTEVILLE, Ark., Jan. 5. In a move to do away with traditional commencement exer cises, the Traveler, University of Arkansas student newspaper, pub lished today an editorial proposing " to abolish in one sweep the ex pense, nuisance, and nonsense of graduation week." "Of all the claptrap and useless fixtures of college life, commence ment is one of the principal ab surdities," said Editor John Hutch ison. Declaring that commencement serves no purpose other than to burden the student with several extra days of tiresome program, i Boulder have answered our crack about our local stuff being better than their coeds in last week's is sue of the Silver and Gold. Says the C. U. columnist, "We suppose that they are referring to the ple thora of beauteous coeds at Mines." You simple twit, ain'tcha ever heard that quality Is better than quantity, or have I forgotten that you ain't going to college yet and so you wouldn't know. jnrojEFif BY STEEYES On the trek of the Great Ca thedral choir made up of Ne braska students, many and va ried were the tales of note. There was a noise of turning worms as the situation changed the Nebraskans did not ex pose their tonsils looking at the tall buildings, but the New Yorkers sprained frames gap ping at the Husker melodians. Primarily it might have been because the Nebraskans walked from place to place in robe. Most of the easterners had never heard of the small burg of Lincoln, Nebraska, and for many days be lieved that the choir came from Lincoln. England. When they were straightened on the statistics and the habitat of our own prodigals, they insisted that they must have come via stage coach as far as ChicHRO and demanded to see an arrow head of an Indian. Amon; their other educational lacks con cerning Nebraska they had never been told of a drouth. Even after they were they knew of no reason why rain was necessary. One evening when time was lax, the choir thought tip their own recreation of hypnotism. In this thev were no successful that three people fainted dead; away on the flats of their faces. One of the members of the choir witnessed a suicide as a ma.i jumped from a speeding subway express. Another rode up the elevator with Jimmv Cagney of film fame. And to think it was ail free! I,.lir, I'r.e Qualified candidates will be re quired to take those selections of the College Entrance Board ex aminations In French 3 and Ger man 3 involving comprehension and translation of the foreign language Into English, together with a supplementary reading test in each of these languages. They will also take other tests designed to give some indication of their relative capacities and preparation for careers in social science including two specially prepared examinations In social science and one in elementary mathematics. It is emphasized that the examination results, while important, are to be used only as a means for securing data supplementary to that obtained from undergraduate records, spon soring letters, and other sources. Appointments will be for the academic year 1937-38. Requests for renewals for a second year will be considered on the basis of performance during the first pe riod of appointment. Fellows are required to devote their full time to their studies and do no other work. Closing date for the receipt of applications on blanks to be se cured from the fellowship secre tary of the Social Science Re search Countil, 230 Park Avenue, New York City, is March 15, 1937. Awards will be announced as early as possible in July. Each candidate must submit a letter from the chairman of the department in which he has pursued his major undergraduate study in support of his application before blanks will be sent to him. Additional information concern ing the examinations can be ob tained from the College Entrance Board, 431 West 117th St., New York City. cap and gown discomfort, and board bills, the editorial goes on to say that "some students look forward to the time when they will stalk in solemn procession to accept their sections of sheepskin, hut most look forward with sigh ing resignation to an unnecessary j and irksome period of frippery. , "How many seniors want to sit j thru a baccalaureate sermon com- j prising little else than hollow platitudes and faculty philoso-: phy?" the editorial asks. "How j many seniors have any desire to , endure a funeral exercise featur ing boresome introductions, politi- ! cal bombast, and mediocre mu-. When the Thermometer Says Br-r-r It's Freezing" Snuggle Your Toes into These Fleece-lined Fur-topped uv V t t,r MnrvThnn l itr-Onr IVom You Just Aren't a True Collegian Unless You Have These .Pigskins ft "V. ' ;JU, iVf i if and, J . . iv . yt.': tn f or Mre Than Hl-ifne PACIFISTS UNITE IN FIGHT AGAINST WAR Emergency Campaign Is Gaining Speed with Threats of War. The emergency peace campaign, now In preparation for its January and February cycle of mass meet ings, Is throwing every resource at its command into the fight to keep the United States out of war. In a thousand of the nation's largest cities, an approximate total of 1,500 meetings will be held. The purpose of these meetings is to mobilize and make articulate the great mass of peace sentiment ex isting in the United States today and to make the public cognizant of the propagandic methods em ployed to start war. Governmental action is stressed with emphasis on reduction of armaments, ade quate neutrality measures, eco nomic co-operation, and revision of the basic policy of the army and the navy. The emergency peace campaign believes that if public opinion is made actively articulate on these matters, the possibility of our becoming involved in foreign war becomes remote. As speakers for these meetings, the emergency peace campaign has secured the volunteer services of 300 of the nation's most distin guished authors, educators, clergy men and social leaders. The win ter program will begin Jan. 7, at Philadelphia's academy of music, when Maude Royden, England's brilliant religious and social wel fare leader; Sherwood Eddy, trav eler and lecturer, and Harry Em erson Fosdick, noted radio preach er, deliver addresses. From there, the third cycle of campaign mass meetings will swing across the en tire country and back again, end ing in New York early in March. Sigma Phi Epsilon Announces Pledges. Sigma Phi Epsilon announces the pledging of Don Jensen, Mil ton Mastalier, Lloyd Dunlap, and Gene Whitehead. 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