WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1, 1936.
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SEEN ON
THE CAMPUS.
Howard Nuernbergcr living on
soup these days because of a miss
ing iront tooth ... Jo Ridnour
practically asleep in the Drug . . .
jane Locke, very proud of her
three new offices in Theta . . .
Ned Steenburg and George Tyner
eating chocolate doughnuts . . .
Charles Reilly sauntering through
the dime stores . . . Jean Kent
trying to decide between her next
class and the Drug . . . Brownie
Bess Bergquist driving her broth
er's new car . . . Mary Jane Hein
sbeiiner and Hank Whitaker talk
ing confidentially over cokes . . .
Little Mary V'ogel practically
blown off the campus by the
strong March winds . . . Charles
Ashby emerging from Freshman
lecture . . . Bessie Belle Brown
giving the Wesleyan men a break
for a change . . . Don McDowell
treated to a coke by some if his
Sigma Nu brothers . . . Nola Alter
and Mary Jane French being taken
for twins over at the Temple . . .
Bill Marsh with four girls in hot
pursuit . . . Jack McKinzie whip
ping around the campus in his
car . . . George Scott greeting
veryone with. "Don t look now,
but " . . . Henry Remington ex
plaining carefully how to go to
the opera for nothing . . . Jeanne
Bedson studying in the library
Bun Nichols going in the back
door of Pharmacy . . . Eleanor
Anderson calmly leaving the house
for class at two minutes of one
... El Farrell recounting her ex
periences at a wrestling match . . .
and everyone planning April Fool
tricks to play on their friends.
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ABOUT one hundred active and
alumnae members of Chi Omega
will gather Saturday to celebrate
the sorority's national Founders
day. Banquet will be held at the
University club in the evening, at
which time Mrs. R. L. Cochran,
Miss Amanda Heppner and Mrs.
Lowell Thomas, president of the
Omaha alumnae chapter, are
scheduled to speak. Miss Lois
Hiatt, newly elected president of
the active chapter, will serve as
toastmistress of the evening. Rep
resenting the senior class, Alaire
Barkes and Mary Esther Widener
will give farewell toasts, and
Peggy Pascoe, pledge president,
will speak for the freshmen. Fol
lowing the banquet, a house party
has been planned. Chaperons for
the party will be Mrs. Martha
Halley and Mr. and Mrs. Karl M.
Arndt.
COOKIES instead of the tradi
tional candy at the Alpha O house
Monday night! Chi Phi brothers
sent a box of cookies, which had
been sent to Clayton Schwenk, by
a fond parent, to the Alpha O
house (all unbeknown to the
gentleman himself) with the mes
sage, "With love from Clayton."
Imagine hi3 surprise when asked
where the cigars were, since he'd
passed the cookies. The only
tragedy of the whole affair, as fat
as we can see, is that he didn't get
a single cookie.
RECENTLY announced is t h e
marriage of Miss Geraldine Thayer
Folda of Omaha to Eugene P. Me
lady, jr., also of Omaha, which
took place Jan. 17. Mrs. Melady
has attended the university and is
a member of Kappa Alpha Theta
sorority.
ANNUAL initiation of Scabbard
and Blade will be held for twenty
three pledges Wednesday evening
at the Lindell hotel, followed by a
banquet honoiing the new initiates.
About sixty will be present for the
affair.
FLORAL offerings seem to be
quite the thing at the Phi Delt
house these days. The latest is
Bob Hutton who in sending Betty
McDowell a rose every morning be
fore breakfast. What is this thing
called love?
ALUMNAE of Alpha Xi Delta
will be entertained at a buffet sup
per thin evening at the home of
Mrs. C. L. Clark. Mrs. Marjorie
Burcham Bailey will be the ns
lsting hostess for the evening. Mrs.
Ella Marshall, house mother, will
be the honored guest and will pre
sent a review of her trip to Europe.
Table decorations will bo iitrripi
out in the Easter motiff and about
30 are expected to be present for
the affair.
WHAT'S DOING
Wednesday.
Alpha Xi Delta alumnae, buf
fet supper 7:30 o'clock, with
Mrs. C. L. Clark.
Scabbard and Blade, dinner,
Lindell hotel, 6:15 o'clock.
Friday.
Kappa Alpha Theta house
party.
Pi Kappa Alpha auxilary, 1
o'clock dessert luncheon, chap
ter house.
Alpha Gamma Rho, spring
jarty,- Cornhusker.
Tassels, initiation and dinner,
Lincoln, 6 o'clock.
Kappa Sigma, bridge, chap
ter house, & o'clock.
Saturday.
Alpha Phi alumnae, 1 o'clock
luncheon with Mrs. E. B. Drake.
Alpha Chi Omega banquet,
Cornhusker, 7 o'clock.
Chi Omega house party.
Chi Omega Founders day
banquet.
Lambda Chi Alpha, spring
party, Cornhusker.
Kappa Kappa Gamma A nm
nac, 1 o'clock luncheon, Mrs.
Norman Carlson.
DID YOU SAY
APRIL FOOL?
When they say "There'll come a
day!" they have in mind that day
of days when college pranksters
are let loose and young sophisti
cates enter their second childhood.
Even the most languid missc:3
take great delight In tormenting
their sisters and best boy friends
with tried and time worn tricks.
However the more daring stunts
will be attempted by that ancient
society, of which the most prom
inent, member is "Joe College." He
and his brothers will put strings
across sidewalks for people to trip
over, drop pocketbooks in the
street, hand out empty packages
of gum and laugh raucously at the
suckers who fall for their pranks.
Then those who really want some
fun will call up for dates which
they never plan to keep, and may
even pass the candy for some poor
unsuspecting lass and laddie. You
might even get fooled by the open
ing of the park, altho Eddie says
only inches of snow can stop him
now. So hold your hats, keep your
eyes and cars open, and we'll see
you at the park, we hope!
called the "Gruppo Universitaria
Fascista" but familiarly knowy as
the CUE (pronounced "goof"),
oversees every phase of student
life, as it trains him for member
ship in the national fascist party.
It provides for the students'
housing, building fine dormitories
and restaurants for their use, in
which board and room and baths
can be engaged for $30 a month
and less, and in which the meals
cost 25 to 30 cents.
Sport in Italy has almost wholly
been developed under the fascist
auspices; the Italian language
lacked even the word for it. The
GUF, therefore, has charge of all
sporting activities for the students.
Intercolegiate contests are held
under their auspices in soccer,
rugby, basketball, field hockey and
track. Intramural competition, is
provided as well in tennis and
boxing. In the winter, the GUF
arranges expeditions to the moun
tains for skiing; in the summer it
sponsors cycling tours. It even
plans a swimming pool for the new
university city at Rome.
To the GUF, further, is intrusted
the cultural efforts that seek to
prevent over specialization among
the students. In this direction it
sponsors lectures in various fields
of study to acquaint the students
with fields diverse from their own.
Seeking to develop artistic ex
pression, the GUF sponsors each
year a series of contests offering
prizes to the best scholarly work
in numerous fields and to the best
artistic work in the media of paint
ing, sculpture, architecture, cre
ative writing, moving pictures and
moving picture scenarios and Jour
nalistic writing. All scholarships,
indeed, are under their supervision.
Through their arrangement also,
students have numerous ad
vantages, including reduction in
the price of railway and theater
tickets from 30 to 70 percent, re
duction in the prices of books of
all sorts and admission to various
ceremonies.
But more colorful of the activi
ties of th GUF are the political
demonstrations. Some of those
have found their way into foreign
newspapers during the period of
the sanctions, when the university
students, more or less led by their
GL'F officers, have been loud in
their antiforeign agitation.
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was the size of a fifty-cent piece
when we got him; look at him
now."
The tendency of white mice to
multiply rapidly was the reason
that the university .ruling against
animals has been invoked, Howe
declared.
It further was disclosed that one
student had a pet dog that he
spoke to in French, and that a
black cat had survived being
thrown out a fourth story window
to the ground, but these state
ments could not be verified.
abnormal psychology, toxicology,
ballistics and photography as
well as "laboratory" work in fire
arms and night and day tagrets
The applicant must also pass high
mental tests and possess an irre
proachable record and no debts,
according to .1. Edgar Hoover,
head of the division of investlga'
tion and director of the school.
This example of "G-men" train.
ing is cited as one of many proofs
that in the forthcoming deca.de a
college education will be deemed a
necessity for almost any worth'
while position. The standard re
quircments of the business world,
where It Is no longer possible to
"get by" with just a high school
diploma, have skyrocketed and the
day of the skilled specialist has
come.
Progress and personal advance
ment now demand much more
than a meager education. (From
the Tulane Hullabaloo; distributed
by College News Service).
PROFESSOR SAYS THERE
IS NO HARVARD ACCENT
CAMBRIDGE, Mass., Mar. 28.
Harvard insists there is no such
thing as a Harvard accent.
To prove it, Frederick C. Pack
ard jr., assistant professor of pub
lic speaking, recorded voices of
freshmen. All had he so-calltd
accent before beginning their
studies. To prove his point fur
ther, Packard plans to record their
voices again when the students
become seniors. (College News
Service).
And from our Barnyard corre
spondent we learn of the Montana
State student who thought that the
National Press association was a
branch of the tailors union.
James Reeves, 16, of Picayune,
Miss., has a paying but dangerous
business. He raises poisonous
black widow piders for sale to
laboratories.
Kansas Home Economist
Tells Handi-Caps of Health
For Collegians.
LAWRENCE, Kas., March 28.
Health of the college student was
the theme of a recent talk by Dr.
Florence Brown Sherbon, of the
home economics department of the
University of Kansas. Dr. Sherbon
has been giving a scries of talks
on "Health Through the Ages,"
following through from infancy
through the school years.
"If Mary and John went Into
kindergarten at 5 and learned to
take care of themselves in their
little world; if they graduated from
high school with enough knowl
edge of chemistry of their bodies
to make them intelligent in the
daily management of their diet and
habits, if they have learned to
think, and to enjoy thinking, we
need have no anxiety concerning
their future, in or out of college,"
said Dr. Sherbon.
Unfortunately, many, if not
most of our Marys and Johns have
been so busy making grades in col
lege entrance requirements, that
too little time has been paid to the
personal body-mind complex.
"The run of college freshmen
an appallingly ignorant of their
bodies. In their anatomical scheme,
everything below the diaphragm is
'stomach'; food is anything avail
able for the price, if it tastes good.
They do not know how to think,
but are adept at making alibis."
Dr. Sherbon declared the typical
dormitory or restaurant too fre
quently worked on the basis of
providing something filling, rather
than food of the proper dietetic
proportions.
"Health habits of our pair are
apt especially to suffer from ir
regular and shortened hours of
sleep. If John Norman and Maysie
Clare hated to go to bed and
loathed getting up during high
school days; they tend not to im
prove during college. The pet prac
tice is an almost all-night party
Saturday night, with a toxic,
stupifying day in bed Sunday,
and tradition dictates that they
spend most, sometimes all the
night, before an important quiz ,
fighting sleep, in the delusion that '
they are studying.
"In the matter of infections, col
lege students are lamentably care-
less. They relentlessly expose each
other to colds; they wear fur coats
in over-heated class rooms and
they neglect incipient infections
and injuries.
"Mental hygiene in college as- -sumes
ever larger Importance.
Mary and John are now entering
the mating zone of life. If the
college curriculum were planned
to meet their really vital and out
standing personal needs, it would
not only offer hut feature courses
in "How to Discover One's Soul
mate," "The Art and Science of
Successful Matrimony," "The Psy
chology of Sex," and similar
courses to help our pair arrive at 1
a happy solution of one of life's
most important problems."
MONEY
AUTO
FIRE
STATE FARM MUTUAL
AUTO INS. CO.
CHARLES E. JENKINS
Student Representative
LIFE ACCIDENT
B1754
CONNING THE
CAM PI
By Arlen Crenshaw
Uncle Sam, in selecting educated
men to serve as special agents of
the department of justice ("G
men" as they were nicknamed by
"Machine Gun" Kelly has supplied
a speciific answer to the age old
question, "is a college education
worth while?"
While it is a misconception that
special agents are selected from
only public accountants and hold
ers of law degrees, it is true that
over. 80 percent of the practicing
agents were chosen from one of
these groups. The 12 weeks spe
cial training in Washington, re
quired before the applicant can
qualify as an agent, includes sub
jects comprehensible only to an
educated man, such as psychiatry,
I see by ye Daily
Nebraskan that ye
Evans Laundry iron
ye shirts for only
nine cents each in ye
bachelor rough dry.
fN !T?7 Smart Frocks Have
ZfMY DFTTTf-TiflT
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Wc warn you . . . It's very
catching! . . . tills pettlcout fever.
Just wait until yuu sec one of
thofo sheer dresses desiK"ed by
Muinboi.'lier . . . with their cun
ning high collnrs mid puff sleeves
. . . and surh quaint petticoat ruf
fles of brilliantly rolorctl taffeta
peeking from beneath the hem.
Do come in and see these new
petticoat models. They're bo
different and coquetlishly fem
inine. And moderately priced,
too . . .
Sizes 12 to 20
1650
and 12.50
GOLD'S Third Floor
Mall Orders Filled at Lincoln's Busy Store We Give S. . H. Stamps.
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NEWLY elecU-d officeis t
farm House fraternity arc: Vin
cent Jacobsen, president; Gordon
Mobcrt, busmen manager: Clyde
White, tieamir'-r; I'arrell Bander,
secretary; Norman Weitksmp, -cial
chairman; and Howard Peter
son, historian.
HONORING new initiates of
Jta Beta Tail, members of the ac
tive chapter entertained at n
party at the Blackstone hotel.
About 200 couples were present at
the affair.
Director of Men's Residence
Halls Outlaws Private j
Miniature Zoos.
IN ITALY ITS ALL JUST
E
GUF Organization Oversees
Every Phase Student
Activity.
By Sexton E. Humphreys.
ROM K. There are no fraterni
ties In Italian universities; racier
the student are Joined in one
great fascist association that in
cludes both men and women, and
that combines the students of all
the faculties.
This organization, officially
By College Newt Service.
NEW YOKK, Mar. .10. So Co
lumbia college dormitories won't
become "miniature zoos," Herbert
B. How. director of men's resi
dence hnlls, has nvievA dormitory
students to get lid of their animal
pets. The home life of three young
alligators, sevn white mice, three
small turtles and several cats and
I iiogn nun iiiuh writ imiiriy 111.1-
turbed.
Asa result of the order, Addison
Wood of Portland, Ore., a .sopho
more residing in the Livingston
hall dormitory, gave his two young
twelve inch alligators. Gin and
Fizz, to a classriiate. It was inm-
ored that Gin and Kizz had found
: a new home in the friend's room
in another dormitory.
! Meanwhile. Julius Mack, another
I sophomore who lives in John Jay ,
hall, prepared to ship Discovery 1J, j
! his pedigreed two year old alli
gator, back to the Mack home in
Jacksonville, Kla. With it will go
j General Hogan and Florida Miss,
i three inch turtles, who are con
stant companions of the 'gator in
a two foot wooden box.
Uiie existence of the tludents'
pets was revealed at the time of
the university hobby exhibit last
month. Mack's alligator was one
of the entries, and yesterday he
was bewailing the fact.
"I dont mind losing the 'gator,"
he said. "I have had it only since
last fall. But General Hogan has
been in the family for eleven years,
and I surely will miss him. He
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CROWDED HOURS
Studies, sports, in
tramural activities
no wonder digestion
often rebels at the
strain of college life.
Remember: Smoking
Camels promotes diges
tion and well-being.
Smoking Camels Assists Digestion
to Proceed Normally and Promotes Well -Being
and Good Feeling
Wc live in high gear. So much to do
and so little time to do it in! All too of
ten the rush and tension play havoc
with nerves and the digestive system.
How can one offset the effects of mod
ern living that's the problem! Here is
an interesting established fact: Smok
ing Camels has been found a definite bene
fit in promoting natural digestive action.
Camels arc supremely mild never
get on the nerves or tire your taste. En
joy Camels as much as you like. ..for
their good cheer and "lift"... forthcir
rare flavor 1 Smoke Camel's costlier' to
baccos for digestion's sake.
They tct you right!
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THE TERRACED MARINE DINING ROOM of the Edgcwatcr Beach Hotel,
Chicago. Those who dine at leisure also appreciate Camels for tbeir aid to digestion.
"Good times and good tobacco go together," tayt Ttci.ma'itre d'bilel of the Marine
Dining Room. "So many of our guests smoke Camels. They are immensely popular."
"I HAVE TO EAT in
30 minutes and a riveter
can't be walking around
with nervous indigestion,
on narrow beams hun
dreds of feet in the air,"
says Harry Fisher, steel
worker."Smoking Camels
makes my food tct better
and helps my digestion."
SHE FEEDS THOU.
SANDS DAILY. Miss
Lcnora Minn, dietitian,
says: ' With me, it's al
ways Camels! Smoking
Camels during meals a,nd
after promotes digestion,
causing increased flow of
digestive fluids. Camels
never jangle my nerves."
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Walter O'Kecfe, D-ina
Jann, Ted liuainf . Glen
Cray and the Cata Loraa
Orchestra
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