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Official Student Newspaper of the University of Nebraska
VOL. XXXI NO. 52.
LINCOLN, NEBRASKA, THURSDAY, DECKMHER 3, 1931
PRICE FIVE CENTS
BAND WILL MAKE TRIP TO DENVER
Westerners Co Sky High We Hope In City Called Mile High
NEBRASK
PERSHING TO BE
IN LINCOLN
MILITARY BALL
General Is Here to Spend
Holidays; Guest at
Friday's Fete.
WORK ON DECORATIONS
Presentation of Honorary
Colonel Will Climax
Opening Formal.
General John J. Pershing: will be
guest at the annual Military Ball
which will be held at the Univer
sity coliseum Friday night, Decem
ber 4. General Pershing- is in Lin
coln for the holidays and has been
invited by the military staff of the
university to be present at the fete.
A huge portrait of the general,
measuring sixteen feet across the
shoulders. Is being painted by Pat
Gish and will be placed In the
south balcony of the coliseum.
Decorations Underway.
Decorations of red, white, and
blue are being erected, under the
supervision of Captains Scott and
Crissy, by the basic military
science students. A huge flag, the
largest In the world, is to be hung
in a canopy over the entire floor.
Streamers extend from the edges
of the flag to the balconies fram
ing the colors in a solid border of
blue. The balcony is being con
cealed by a red and white wall
bearing the R. O. T. C insignia.
Rod and white plaques portraying
prominent military figures are
being placed in the arches on both
sides of the floor.
The first complimentary ticket,
given for selling tickets amounting
to twenty dollars, was awarded
yesterday to Archie McMasters.
Officials report that 125 basic tic
kets have been sold, and the pre
diction is made that over 200 will
be purchased before Friday night
Opie Catet to Play.
Opie Cates' twelve piece orches
tra will furnish the music for the
ball. They have been featured at
numerous university parties, club
dances, and national broadcasts.
The orchestra comes here from a
recent engagement at Show Boat
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FOR TONI
Dr. Denton Is Main Speaker
At 'Ellen Richards'
Banquet.
One hundred twenty-five women
including all home economics i
alumnae are expected to be present I
at third annual "Ellen Richards" j
banquet, to be held at the Grand
hotel at 5:45 today. It is epon- J
sored by the Home Economics ,
association. '
Dr. Denton, assistant professor !
of home economics, will be the
principal speaker. She will give 1
the first of six toasts under the
theme "Good Ship Home Eco-;
nomica." "The First Ship of Home ;
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Nebraska Students Will Soon Have
Chance to Exhibit Their Aquatic
Ability Upon Completion of Pool
By MARVIN SCHMID.
Shortly and finally both men an J women tludeiiU of the
Universitas Nebraskensis will have a place to display their aqua
tic wares. And what a place it will be. Large, beautiful (as
pools go), and ultra-modernistic.
Hut it (jK)ol of course) does not tstop here. It will have
water in it. The kind of water that you can write home about.
Altbo studfcnts registered soro-
swimming courses will not be re
quired to drink the aqua to secure
their credits, it will be perfectly
penzilaeable. The water which by
the latest and best of filters and
chlorinators will be purified con
tinually. The automatic vacuum
pumps will at all times force water
change.
Purifying System.
Thru this special and expensive
purifying apparatus the water,
many thousands of gallons, will be
purer after six months in the pool
than the day in which it run.
fresh from tbe hydrants.
If anyone doubts the validity of
ha above aasersions. they may
allay all dubiousness by trekking
to the northern end of the coli
seum on tbe day the water is run
in and watching it aa the pool
gradually becomes a miniature
ea. Note carefully, ye all. aDd
vou shall sec According to the
tig ahot" to charge of its ecu-4
FEE'S CONDITION
IMPROVED. WILL
NOT LOSE SIGHT
Condition of O. J. Fee of Sioux
City who was seriously injured on
Sunday when the car in which he
was riding was destroyed by fire,
was reported much improved yes
terday. He has successfully passed
the pneumonia stage and will not
lose his sight as doctors had at
first feared he might. Mr. Fee is
the father of Gretchen Fee, senior
student in the university.
Sigma Delta Chi to
Convene at 6 Today
The local chapter of Sigma
Delta Chi, professional Journal
istic fraternity, will meet on
Thursday evening at the Alpha
Theta Chi house at 6 o'clock,
according to announcement by
William McGaffln.
DEVEREAUX SETS
JANUARY 16 AS
Authors Must Submit Work
By That Date, Say
Klub Officers.
$50 PRIZE TO WINNER
Plans for Comedy Call for
Use of All-Male Cast
As Feature.
Two weeks after Christmas va
cation. Jan. 16. is the date an
nounced today by Dick Devereaux,
president of Kosmet Klub, as the
deadline for submission of manu
scripts for the annual epring mu
sical show sponsored by Kosmet
Klub. The Klub each year offers
a prize of $50 to the author whose
comedy is accepted and presented
by the Klub.
Eight or nine students are al
ready working on manuscripts, ac
cording to Devereaux. The show
this year as in most of the shows
presented, will use an all male
cast, with men assuming feminine
roles. On only one or two occa
sions has the Klub departed from
this tradition to allow co-eds to
participate in the show.
Major Production.
The spring musical show Is one
of the two major productions
which Kosmet Klub presents each
year, the other being the annual
autumn morning revue at which
the Nebraska Sweetheart is pre
sented. The morning revue is
ordinarily presented on Thanks
giving morning with the exception
of years when the Nebraska foot
ball team plays its Thanksgiving
game away from home. The spring
show is customarily a feature of
the week of Ivy day.
Several towns in Nebraska have
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W.A.A. WM. Present
Sales Prizes Dec. 11
Prizes to the ten highest W.
A. A. salesmen who sold at the
football game this year will be
awarded at the annual Girls'
Comhusker costume party on
Dec 11 in the Armony, accord
ing to the concession manager.
All salesmen are asked to re
port at this event, as no fur
ther notice will be given the
prize winners.
struction, the water in the pool
upon first being filled will be
slightly clouded. Suspended mat
ters present in all hydrant water
(yes, that which you and I drink
every morning before breakfast),
will make bottom visibility diffi
cult But, its cloudiness shall dis
appear as the early morning fog
in the heavens. When the water
has been filtrated, chlorinated, aid
purified all this suspended bacteria
which first clouded the water will
dUappear. It will be taken out by
the ultramodern apparatus.
Swallows Won't Hurt.
Bo. if you wish to take a few
swallows of the liquid when swim
ming, wading, or bathing, you
may do so and be in no immediate
danger of resulting ills. However,
an extra dollar may be charged by
the university if students take tbe
SHOW DEADLINE
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A IE
IN
CREDITED
HIGHER GRADES
Report of California U Dean
Shows All-Men Average
Lower at School.
BENEFIT TO STUDENTS
Outside Interests Help to
Fit Collegian for
Later Work.
BY DICK MORAN.
The average grade of men stu
dents participating in extracurricu
lar activities was higher than the
average grade of all men students
in the University of California at
Los Angeles, according to a sta
tistical study of the relationship
between extracurricular activities
and scholarship, compiled by Earl
J. Miller, dean of men at that in
stitxition. The' purpose of the study was to
determine as nearly as possible the
relationship of extracurricular ac
tivities to scholarship, as revealed
by the scholastic records of men
students. The study dealt with
4,090 men students registered in
the university. The final grades of
students were reported on the
basis of grades ranging from A to
E or from excellent to failing, and
averages were computed on the
basis of counting 3 points for an
A grade, 2 for a B, and 1 for a C.
Below that grade no points were
given. The total of grade points
is divided by the total of units of
work attempted.
A standing of 3.00 represented
a perfect record of A grades, 2.00
for B. and 1.00 for C. The aver
age of all men students in the uni
versity was determined to be 1.20,
but the average of men students
engaged in activities was shown to
be 1.24. Forty-three activities were
considered, ranging from publica
tions to athletic teams.
Many in Activities.
The report revealed that there
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. ELLIS
TO EXTENSION POST
Carolina Demonstrator to
Replace Miss Brown
At Ag College.
Mrs. Sarah Porter Ellis has been
employed by the agricultural col
lege extension service to take the
place of Miss Mary Ellen Brown,
who is on leave of absence for a
few months. Mrs. Ellis will do ad
ministrative work with fourteen
assistant county extension agents,
who work on home economic proj
ects with Nebraska homemakers.
She wiil also supervise the work of
; six state specialists wno worK wun
j women in project clubs in about
forty-five Nebraska counties.
Mrs. Ellis was district supervi
I sor of twenty-one mountain coun
! ties in North Carolina for three
j years and worked for three years
previous as county home demon
I st ration agent in that state. She
j received her degree in home eco
' nomies from the University of Wis
cons in and has taught home eco
nomics in tbe Christian college at
Columbia, Mo., and at Milwaukee
Downer college at Milwaukee. Her
home is in Illinois.
Within the next few weeks Mrs.
Ellis plans to visit each of the
home economics extension work
ers in Lancaster, Cass, Otoe, Burt,
Thurston, Fillmore. Thayer, Webs
ter, Phelps, Dawson, Buffalo, Cus
ter and ScotUbluff counties. She
will also acquaint herself as rap
idly as possible with the wck of
all the women's project clubs of
tbe state.
Miss Brown's hsalth failed about
two months ago and after thirteen
years of steady work for the ex
tension service. She is now in Cal
ifornia. Mi Brown first worked
with tbe girls 4-H clubs and then
with the adult women's work. She
has been in charge of this part of
Nebraska extension work for the
pat seven years.
LITERARY WILL INITIATE
Delian Union Society Will
Take New Members
Saturday.
The Delian-Union literary so
ciety will bold an informal initia
tion ceremony Saturday evening
at 8:89 o'clock in tbe Temple,
room No. 30T Tbe following will
be initiated: 2rnest Foster, Einsr
Dahl, Clarence Dahl, Beulah Nich
olas. Ruth Bohr man and Albert
Hanson.
This win be a closed meeting.
The committee in charge of initia
tion is Christine Petert-on, AJvin
Klecb and Dorothy Kepuer.
Scientific-Minded Activities Coed Is
Among Honorary Colonel Candidates
BY ART BAILEY.
Had Paul Revere been reincar
nated in the form of an amoeba
he would indeed be lucky to get
the chance to gallop over the slide
of a certain individual and be
viewed through a microscope by
this "lady of the scientific mind"
who possesses two of those look-at-me-sumore
eyes great big
brown ones. When they are not
looking through a microscope they
are peering through the windsnield
of a yellow and brown Ford sport
coupe. It can't be anyone else but
Gretchen Fee, one of the four
candidates for honorary colonel.
Gretchen came to the University
of Nebraska as an ordinary fresh
man, but during that year she re
ceived the distinction of becoming
regimental sponsor, an unusual
honor for a freshman. As a soph
omore she was company sponsor.
She is vice president of Mortar
Board and holds the same office
on the A. W. S. board. She was a
Tassel last year and is a member
of the honorary biological organi
zation. Phi Sigma. Last spring
she was masked a Mortar Board.
Gretchen is a member of Delta
Delta Delta in the local chapter of
which she holds an office.
Gretchen can still stand the heat
LETTERMEN ELECT
TOMSON
OP MUB GROUP
Organization Makes Plans
For More Extensive
Program.
Definite plans for activity dur
ing the year were made by the
"N" club in the first meeting of
the year held Tuesday evening In
the club room following a dinner
served in the coliseum. Coburn
Tomson of Lincoln was elected
president of the organization and
appointed several committees to
bead the work which the cluo out
lined for itself this year.
A committee was appointed to
take charge of tbe state high
school basketball, swimming and
wrestling tournaments which will
be held in Lincoln during the same
time in March. The swimming
tournament will be held in the new
university swimming pool which
will be completed during the first
part of December.
Will Aid Dedication.
The organization also will aid In
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AG STUDENTS BANQUET
Vocational Education, Home
Ec Departments Hold
Annual Meet.
Eighty-five college of agricul
ture students attended the annual
vocational education home eco
nomics banquet held at the War
ren Methodist church Wednesdaj
evening. The banquet is one of the
annual feature get-togethers for
students majoring in the two de
partments. A. A. Rosborough, personal
manager at Gold & Co., delivered
tbe main address of the evening In
which he stressed the importance
of picking the right vocation. He
also stressed the value of good
teaching ability in vocational ed
ucation and home economics.
Kenneth Reed, senior in the col
lege, acted as toastmaster for the
banquet. Miss Corbin of tbe home
economics department introduced
the critic for girls majoring in that
department while Prof. C. C. Mm
teer announced the men critics for
boys majoring in the vocational
education division.
PLACE FOURTH
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Here shown are members and coach of the college of agriculture
crop judging teem which placed fourth In competition at the na
tional exbib:tion in Chicago. They aro Alv.n Krolik, assistant In
structor in agronomy atid coach ui the squr:d. Jacop Webster of
Dalton, Mclvin Hum: of Earnenton, Milan Austin, Holdrege, and
Norris Kiiokrs of Ponca.
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GRETCHEN FEE
Cou.tesy of The Journal.
from the candles on her next
birthday cake since it will have
only twenty-one. Now if you
should happen to look into the eyes
of one who is greatly interested in
the insignificant amoeba you'll
know you've seen Gretchen.
KAPPA PHI WILL MEET
' Blending Our Colors '
Theme for Monthly
Assembly.
Is
"Blending Our Colors" will be
the theme of the monthly dinner
meeting to be held by Kappa Phi,
Methodist girl's club, at the Lin
dell hotel Thursday evening at
6:15 o'clock. The program will cen
ter about home missions, and will
be presided over by Eileen Moore,
president of the organization.
More than fifty persons are ex
pected to attend the affair. Among
tbe number will be several alum
nae. Reservations should be tele
phoned to Ada Mae James, secre
tary, before Thursday at 1 o'clock.
t;
PLACES IN CONTEST
Husker Squad Ranks Fourth
At National Meet in
Chicago.
COACHED BY LOEFFEL
The University of Nebraska
meats judging team won fourth
place in the national collegiate
meats judging contest held in Chi
cago this week in connection with
the International livestock exposi
tion. Word was received at the
college of agriculture Wednesday
evening from Prof. William J.
Loeffel who coached the team.
Members of the Comhusker
team competing at Chicago in
cluded Myrle White. Lavera Gen
grich and George Harrison. No
word was received as to how the
team members placed as individ
uals in the contest. Kansas won
the contest Nine teams competed.
Nebraska won two fourths and a
tenth place In tbe collegiate judg
ing at the Chicago exposition. In
addition, the poultry judging team
competes Saturday of this week.
The livestock team was tenth
while the crops and meats teams
scored fourths.
Prof. H. E. Alder is taking his
poultry judging team to Chicago
to compete Saturday. Tbose on
the team include Lloyd Vance,
Eagle; Walter Burleigh. Lincoln:
Walter Meyers. Holbrook, and
Elaines Vogel, Pilger.
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CANDIDATES FOR
AWARDS
MEET SATURDAY
Selection Committee Must
Pick Two From List
Of Seventeen.
FIVE REPRESENT SCHOOL
Successful Pair to Face
Further Competition at
Des Moines.
Seventeen candidates for Rhodes
scholarships from the state of Ne
braska will meet Saturday in Lin
coln to appear before a committee
of selection which will choose two
of the men to represent this state
at a district selection sometime
next week at Des Moines, Iowa.
The two men who go to Des
Moines will be competition with
ten other candidates, two each
from the states of Minnesota,
Iowa, South Dakota, Kansas and
Missouri. From these twelve appli
cants the district committee will
choose four men as Rhodes schol
ars from the Fifth district of
which Nebraska is a part. There
are eight such districts in the
United States, each district en
titled to four of the thirty-two
scholars who go to Oxford every
year.
Five From University.
Of the seventeen applicants
from Nebraska, five are applicants
representing the University of Ne
braska. Four of tbe candidates are
students at institutions out of this
state and are e applying from Ne
braska on tbe basis of their resi
dence in this state. The institu
tions which these four men are at
tending are Yale, West Point,
Swarthmore and Ohio. The other
nine Nebraska applicants are stu
dents at various institutions in this
state.
The committee of selections
which will interview and examine
the seventeen men separately is
composed of four former Rhodes
scholars. They include: Paul Good
of Lincoln , chairman; Robert
Latsch of Omaha, Ralph Wilson of
Omaha, and L. E. Gunderson of
Fremont. J. E. Miller, Lincoln mer
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ELECT F
GLEE CLUB PRESIDENT
Director Picks Butterfield
For Manager; Need
First Tenors.
Frank W. Sharp, junior in tbe
college of arts and sciences, was
elected president of the university
glee club at its meeting Tuesday
night. Sharp is a second tenor in
the club and a member of Kappa
Sigma fraternity.
William Butterfield, senior in
the college of arts and sciences,
was appointed business manager
of the glee club by Director Harold
Hollingsworth. Butterfield is a
member of Phi Gamma Delta.
Other officers of tbe club will be
elected later, Hollingsworth an
nounced. Plans for the development of a
library and for a definite size for
the glee club were discussed. It
was decided that tbe club will con
sist of twenty-four members, six to
each section. Tbe group is still in
need of good first tenors, accord
ing to Hollingsworth, and any stu
dents who wish to try out should
call the school of music to get the
time for an appointment.
Regular rehearsals for the entire
group are held on Tuesday nights
at 8 o'clock and on Friday at 5
o'clock. Sectional rehearsals are
held starling at 7 o'clock on Wed
newday evenings. All meetings are
held in Morrill hall.
"I am pleased with the progress
tbe club has been making." Hol
lingsworth declared. "I also feel
confident that tbe officers will be
able to carry on the business of
tbe glee club in an entirely satis
factory manner."
WOMEN PLAN BANQUET
Big and Little Sisters Will
Meet for Christmas
Event Dec. 17.
The annual Big and Little Sister
Christmas dinner is to be given at
Ellen Smith ball. Dec. 17, at
5 o'clock. All Big and Little Bis
ters are to attend and all others
who want to come. The purpose of
the dinner is to enable freshmen
and upper classmen to become ac
quainted. Committees are: decoration,
Ruthalee Halloway, Lois Went
worth and Dolores D e a d m a n ;
games. Julicne Deelken and Mar
garet Upson; program, Ardetn
Pierce.
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75 MEN TO LEAVE
FRIDAY FOR GAME
Selleok Announces H.O.T.C. Musicians to Board Train
At 6:10 Tomorrow Evening; Arrive in Denver
Saturday Morning at 7 O'clock '
Damatic Club Calls
7:30 Meeting Tonight
All active members of the dra
matic club are urged to attend
an important meeting of the
club tonight at 7:30 In the
group's regular meeting room.
The business to be discussed is
very pressing. Attendance is
restricted to active members.
HUSKERS EXHIBIT
SPIRIT IN FINAL
Entire Varsity Squad Sees
Action Wednesday in
Scrimmage.
PASSING ATTACK CLICKS
Linemen Look Good in Last
Workout for Aggie Tilt
Saturday.
Coach Dana X. Bible put every
KOMitv man intn srtinn. Wednes
day night in the last scrimmage of
the vear. and with a revived spirit
the "Huskers romped all over the
frosh and nubbins with running
and aerial attacks.
Practice started with two teams
of regulars alternating at the of
fense against the freshmen and
concentrating mostly on passing,
r-nprh Rihlp' machine was work
ing smoothly and completed passes
were in aounuance. int wrmu
wall was also showing up well and
large holes were made through
which a blind ball carrier could
have been led.
Team Blows Fire.
Tbe first team to line up when
the freshman were given the ball
bad Swanson at fullback and Paul,
Kreizinger, and Brown completing
the backficld. In the line were
Hurkee and Petz. ends: Gilbert and
Rhea, tackles; Adam and Justice,
guards; and Ely center. Penny
alternated with Swanson at full,
and this team went through several
formations for pass and goal line
defense. Much of the old Ne
braska defensive stubbornness
was evident and the frosh gains
were negligible.
Another varsity team with
Sauer, Masterson. Eoswell, and
Bauer in the backfield, and a line
composed of Nesmith, and Joy,
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Boxing Matches at
Coliseum Saturday
The University boxing match
es will be held Saturday aft
ernoon at 3 o'clock in the base
ment of the coliseum. Admis
sion will be 25c for the students
and 50c for others.
DRILL OF SEASON
Sob Sister Repents When Revealing
Tales Bring Horde of Angry Readers
Storming Into Under-Table Hide-Out
IDA H0ZEN0ZZLE.
Honotly. p'ojde arc no unr'-awnabk in general. Here I
am. inv whole life l''!i';itei as it were maybe not my whole
lifehut a pood hliare of it oil well if vou insist an hour or
so every dav week , but anyway, lure I've dedicated my one
hour a" day" to makinir thin worl a cleaner, better, saner place
hi which to live.
I tear myself away from ffljro-
books, and clauses, and general
school routine, and sit me down to
grind out cheerful stereotyped
phrases that never fail to put
sickly grins on the faces of my
readers (?). and murder in their
hearts. I philosophize, and general
ize, and specialize, and monopolize
all the available space I can. I
advise, and surmise, and revise all
tbe material I can get in my hands,
and all the people I dare approach
without fear of the homicidal in
tent in their eyes. In fact, out
side of not getting someplace in
school, the hearts of my country
men, and the wide world in gen
eral. I have bees feeling quite
self-satisfied, and complacent of
late. Have been. . .there'! where
the rub begins.
Hrnestry, people are tu unrea
sonable. Would you believe it If I
told you that four men, three boys,
and twenty-seven college students
took my recounting of the string -
RECEIPTS PAY EXPENSES
Give Preference to Older,
Men in Drawing Up
List Quota.
Nebraska will take a seventy-fiv4
piece R. O. T. C. band to Denver
Saturday for the charity game be
tween "the Cornhusker and th
Colorado Aggies, John K. Selleck,
student activities manager, sua
nounced yesterday.
The band will make the west
era trip on the Burlington route,
leaving Lincoln at 6:10 Friday
night. Tbe train will arrive la
Denver at 7 o'clock Saturday
morning and leave for Lincoln at
11:30 Saturday night, giving those
who make the trip a full day in
Denver. The band will arrive back
in Lincoln at 1:20 Sunday after
noon. Receipts Defray Expense.
Part of the expenses for the trip
will come out of tbe gate receipts
of the game and part from tbe
general fund, Mr. Selleck said.
Business men of Denver will fur
nish meals for the band member
in Denver Saturday, he added.
The following men will make
the trip Director "Billy" Quick an
nounced at rehearsal yesterday:
Howard All&wiy
Gtorpe Attn
Oorge Bautr
P.onf Baum&nn
Kdwsrd Bloom
William Cams
William Carroll
Oxro Dean
John Dutktr
Glenn twins
Benjamin Grimm
GeorKe Harrington
Warren HendroB
Herbert Holmes
Bernard Jennings
William Keitel
Donald IdcGaffey
Kenneth Millet
Arthur NeTieehelc
Edward Pancoaat
Kennlt Pell
Frank Plpa!
Melvin Rassa
Robert firhlca:
Verner Srhomaker
Flhrioge Scrlveo
Victor Sloan
George fiaus
P.oben Venner
Krick Stoesser
reroy Askwlr
Douglas Bardo
Barton BaunuLna
Ben Bennett
Daie Cameron
Donald Carla
Leon Carroll
Willis Delnes
WllKua Kberljr
Carl Goth
Rnbert Harper - -Lowell
Keanery
Norman Hoff
Maurice Hollmaa
Clarenr Johnson
Max KlesselbacA
Ted Masters
Delphian Nash
Aaron Niebaum
Oliver Patten
Emory Patersoo
Jarlc PlamoQdoa
Ted Sawyer
Alex Schneider
Willard Scott
Lester Bellentla
Delmas ftrollh
Charles Bturdevust
Herbert Wlrkmaa
fcugene Aklrtca
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LUTHERAN CLUB TO MEET
Student Group Flans Varied
Program for Friday
Party.
t
At th monthly meetins: of the
I Lutheran sturlpnt club. FridaV CVB
j ninkg at 6:30, members will dia
! cuss plans for sending a delegate
to the Stuueni volunteer coovm.
tion to be held in Buffalo, N.
some time in December The meet
ing will be held in room 205 at the
Temple building.
A program baa been planned
which will prove to be of great In
terest to those present, according;
to the chairmwan of the entertain
ment committee. Ki";ert A. Fisch
er, an amateur mat; from Om
aha will entertain the audience
; with his tiicks and a male trio
also from Omaha will aing and
read. Prof. G. D. Swezey, bead of
the atronomy department will give
! a Khort talk on astronomy.
i Those responsible for the enter
tainment are Kenneth Broman,
I chairman of the decoration com
; mittee and Stella Jeperson in
charge of the refreshments.
bean tie episode as a personal af
front T I knew you wouldn't, and
It Will be even harder to realize
that 105 sorority presidents, three
Kosmet Klub members, and sixty
five would-be lawyers resented 1
turn: the individualistic shoe treat
ise, the gum chewing statistical
survey, and tbe long-eared brief
case observations.
I have beard rampant profa
threaten, and fond parents entreat,
People are so unreasonable. ...
and cringing student implore for
relief from the anparent delving
into their affairs. Big business men
and political bosses have resorted
to tears lest my Idle chatter chat
ter their standing and repuutionav
Positions, and names, ant. furuly
trees are as nothing before the
ruthlessness of my pea ....
People are so unreasonable. Sad
experience having taught me its
bitter lesson, I turned over a new
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