FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 20. 1031
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EDITORIAL STAFF
Marvin Von Seggern Editor -in-chief
MANAGING EDITORS
Evelyn Simpson Art Wolf
Newt Editors
Howard Allaway Jack Erlckson
Laurence Hall Joe Miller
Murlln Spencer Soorts Editor
Berenlecs Hoffman Women's Editor
BUSINESS STAFF
Jack Thompson Businets Manager
Attistant Business Managers
Norman Oalleher Carlyle Sorensen
Bernard Jennings
Will It
Do Any Good?
In spite of Ihc notation that The NYbrasknu
lias stirred up in rojrartl to walking tlntcs.
tlioso folks who formerly thought ours uro a
necessity still do, and use them whHher they
o.in afford to or not. Every day letters come
in telling: us why this condition exists and why
the wnlk-your date cimipaigii will not work on
this campus.
In This Morning's Mail, Fiddler maintains
that all the legislation or recommendations
that the (J reek councils or other bodies could
pass wuuld not persur.de the students to resort
to their "hoofs" for transportation. This is.
perh.'.ps. true, hut neither the lnterfn.ternii y
Her Panhellenic council nor the A. Y. s. hoard
is suing to require anybody to walk. The most
these organizations a.n do is reeonimend that
the pedestrian dater not be looked down upon
by- his more fortunate brothers, all of which
would be as efective as a prohibition law in
t hieago.
Then, you say, if this campaign will do no
good, why fill up the editorial columns with
siy.'h rnvir.js. when attention might be devoted
io more important issues of the day ? In the
firt place, we are not convinced that the cam
paign will not do any good. If it doesn't work,
that will not mean that the idea of walking
isn't a sound principle, but. will merely indi
cate that the odier custom is so inbrd in th j
modern generation, that not. to have a ear is
a social handicap, like halitosis.
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As Tiddler puts it. "Life is like that. It is
always true, whether reasonable or not."
Kvoryone expects it and "if one does not fu'iiic
up to expectations, there is a place in univer
sity life marked 'exit'." This is just the idea
iliat should be abandoned. Why anyone should
.insider the chap without much money and
v ho must walk where he goes, as an inferior,
and as having no business in the university is
er.sy 1o understand, but it is nevertheless a
i.ilse attitude to have and is entirely devoid of
a logical basis.
Those who believe this walk-your-date propo
siiion is silly and more suited for a high school
publication 'campaign, will plea.se analyze any
of the so-called campus problem that are sup
posedly of great importance, and try to find
one that is anything else than a relation be
tween two or more groups whose attitudes and
actions are governed by a series of well estab
lished customs that no longer or never did
have any sensible, basis.
A good many students on this campus do not
have cars, and must in some way pay a good
price for transportation when having a date.
A good many more students have cars who
actually cannot afford to have them. This
latter class are working an extra hardship on
llicir parents or themselves, if they earn part
of their own money, merely because tradition
decrees that cars and social affairs go hand in
hand. "When one goes the other goes also.
To show the unreasonableness of this cus
tom find to point out to the student just an
olher way to save a little hard earned cash,
are the excuses that The Xebraskan offers for
troubling the student body with such a campaign.
man he is referring to, been use purposes differ
with individuals, even tho similarities exist.
As to the rift between (.1 reeks and barbs,
there is as much uncertainty involved there as
in determining the purpose of the Oreek or
ganization. The same division lines exist be
tween one fraternity and another as exist be
tween fraternities and non-fraternity students.
So the barbs need not feel particularly har
assed because they do not belong to an organ
ized house.
EPISODES
By Oliver DeWolf
Speaking of riding the street ears as a means
of transportation, when Western played Mellill
university at Montreal, two hundred students
from the visiting school chartered three freight
cars and made the journey.
MORNING MAIL
A lot of students lament the fact that cam
pus traditions are slipping. They need not
fear that the "eats and cars" tradition for
dates is going to pass out.
Three Washington university students were
a n ested recently for attaching a freshman to
a flagpole and running him to the top.
(ireeht
And Son-Greek$.
Following up Lis letter of two days ago.
which inquired as to why fraternity men go
into all the activities and hence all the publ
city, Puzzled I reshie comes forth with a letter,
'hir-h we have not published, inquiring as to
ih real purpose of fraternities and why there
is such a rift between fraternity men and
Economical Eddie.
TO THK KUITOR:
Being almost out of nickels, I am interested
in your "save n nickel" and "walk your date"
campaigns. 1 Jtgrec that in the latter distance
and weather are to be considered. Having
seen nothing in regard to "eats," I am
tempted to make a few remarks on the subject.
I'nder present social usages, the fellow with
a date and without a car tells a friend or fra
ternity brother with both: "You furnish the
car and I'll furnish the eats." It is agreed.
Kaeh feels fortunate, but even here a dollar
plus checking is considered a very nominal
sum. If he is not so fortunate, he must rent
a car and "eat" besides. Thus, with the ex
ception of ten or twenty cents for checking,
eats, and transportation, for most, constitutes
the entire cost of a party.
Now what is it about a party which makes
the lasting impression favorable or unfavor
able? Is it the music, the dance, the color; the
pleasing personality, conversation, and grace
of the partner: the friends and acquaintances
one meets ' Or is it the memory of standing
before an already occupied boolh. wishing
they'd get out of there so you could swallow
a sandwich a piece and get back by 12 ::U? Or
is it Ihc flavor and texture of the ice cream:
whether there was quite enough flavoring or
perhaps too much: whether it was smooth or
grainy? Or finally is it the pleasant sensation
as it trickles down the throat? Again which
of the things enumerated make the lasting im
pression of the party favorable or unfavor
able? Now. if the present customs did not demand
car and eats for parties. 1, with many others,
could press my pants, black my shoes, and
date up quite frequently. But as it is ... .
(yawn here) "No, I'm not going out tonight.
I'll just read a little while and go to bed."
I believe that if car and eats ceased to be a
social necessity for parties, and at the close
of the dance the couples slowly strolled their
homeward way (especially on moonlight
iduhts'. conversing lightly or softly hum
ming a popular melody, more fellows could
have dates, and with a financially clear con
science, more girls Mould get dates, and parties
would lc more fun generally. Think it over.
FLAT BROKE.
II.
iavs iraie nuiv is u siu'iem iiiu- -
fering closer relationship for students, with a
few social relations thrown in." And then he
goes on io doubt whether students join fra
il rnities for this reason. He is inclined to be
lieve that "they join because everyon else
does, it is the thing to do to get anywhere."
In a good many cases, the Freshie is correct.
Some students do join fraternities because they
fear they will be hft out in the cold if they
don't.
But all students don't have this in mind, nor
does the fraternity exist so that men can join
and thus be one of the chosen few. There are,
perhaps, as many reasons for joining frater
nities as there are fraternity men, and each
man will get out of his club what he puts
into it. Come around any rush week and hear
all the reasons why men should join frater
nities, and what fraternities are good for.
Just why fraternities were started in the
first place'is still rather hazy to us, unless it
was because small groups of people get a sat
isfaction out of bandiDg together and making
themselves distinctive in some way from the
common multitude. To determine what the
purpose of the fraternity is, one will have to
pick out the fraternity and also the particular
The Futile System.
TO THK KDITOl!:
Once upon a time scientists argued some
thing about spirits on the point of a needle.
Now Nebraska sludents argue over "walking
dates." Words, just words.
If the Interfraternity Council and all others
should enact rules upon the subject, what of
it. Conditions would not be changed. Those
who heretofore drove cars would continue to
drive cars, naturally; those who have long
"hoofed it" would continue the practice. The
only obvious advantage being in the greater
peace of mind the latter young man would
carry to his task.
It seems that life at Nebraska would not be
seriously affected with or without the pro
posed rules. A few couples would walk for
a time or two with the. feeling that they were
"starting something." But when, some blocks
later, the "something started" became blisters
from patent leather oxfords or high-heeled
slippers, the ideas would change. In spite of
heroic statements by ladies as to how their
"Prince Charming" shall arrive, I believe that
even fairy tales are practical enough to have
a "charger." It may show lack of faith in
the co-eds, but one is forced Io believe that
they prefer their men arriving in "chariots"
rather than as infantry. And the interest in
creases in direct proportion to the cost of the
chariot.
Ask them. They won't tell you the truth,
but ask them.
On the practical side there is the suggestion
from experience that if a man can afford a
date, let him go ahead and do it up in style.
If not, then why quibble about, getting Ihere.
A recent editorial asked why "this latter
class, who have not the means to supply this
transportation, be forced to imitate those who
have the money?" Answer: Life is like that.
It is always true, whether reasonable or not.
Women expect it: men expect it; fraternities
expect it: sororities expect it: the I'liiversity
of Nebraska, as a whole, expects it. Ami if
one does not come up to expectations, there is
a place in University life marked "exit."
And that is why "walking rules" would be
like Farm Board prices.
FIDDLKK.
Encouragement.
TO Till: EDITOR:
O. O. Mclntyre. has come to the rescue of
an American institution as characteristic of
the nation's everyday life as chewing gum,
flappers and jazz music that of whistling.
After some eastern professor, who no doubt
envied the publicity given the M. 1. T. educa
tor who advised his students to "Be a snob
and marry the boss' daughter," had stated
that whistlers are morons, there were some of
us who felt the inferiority complex bugaboo
creeping up on us every time wc let out a
happy blast.
But no more do we have to sneak into the
alley to whistle. It was just a hoax and we
aren't morons after all. Mr. Mclntyre pro
claims the whole business was a cheap publi
city stunt staged to put over an uninteresting
book.
What a break for us monotones.
ii. l. a.
Rest news of the day: The
Union Pacific railroad hs an
nounced plans to return 3,500 shop
workers to their respective jobs.
This plan will enable men to re
turn to work In Omaha, Denver,
Cheyenne, Pocatello, Los Angeles
and' Portland. Happy days are
here again!
There seems to be a little dis
sention in the republican party,
The following Matement by Rep
resentative LnGuardia directed
against the chairman of the re
publican national committee proves
the point. The statement: Bena
' tor Kens is the best asset that the
democratic party has." Yes, you
,iave guessed it, Senator ress, oi
Ohio is the chairman of the G. O.
P.. at the present time, but noth-
I ing can be said of the near fu-
I lure.
Tom Moonev. for fifteen years a
prisoner at San Quentin prison,
has waged a long and bitter fight
against his sentence of life impris
onment for his alleged participa
tion in the preparedness day bomb
injr in San Francisco, July 26,
1916. To date his attempts to gain
freedom have baen in vain. He is
not discouraged, and news from
the press states that Mayor Jimmy
Walker of New York, will plead be
fore the governor of California for
Mooney's freedom. Walker had
previously refused pleas of
Mooney and his lawyer to aid the
convicted labor leader, but a wire
from Moonev's aged mother
changed the muyor's mind. He will
appear before the governor as a
private citizen and a lawyer, not as
the mayor of New York.
Even royalty resort occasion
ally to a good old fist fight to set
tle an argument. The scene takes
place in the royal apartments of
King Carol. Enter his younger
brotner. Prince Nicholas. They
argue; it seems that the king has
recently annulled the prince's mar
riage to Jana Lucia Deletj, a
pretty Rumanian divorcee, not a
member of royalty. The argue
ment waxes warm. The king, ac
cording to the prince broke his
promise m a de eighteen months
ago. (That is a long time for any
one to remember a mere promise.)
The prince has an illusion: he be
lieves that he is Gene Tunney,
Jack Dempsey and Max Schmeling
all at the same time. The result
and climax: The king is nursing a
beautiful shiner" and a swollen
cheek; the prince is still unmar
ried. A new credit corporation is
proposed. This time tne proposal
comes from the Association of
Railway Executives, in a petition
filed with the interstate commerce
commision. It is intended to help
railroads through their present fi
nancial difficulties. It comes as a
counter proposal to the recent in
terstate commerce commission
plan of surcharge. If the plans re
ceive the O. K. of the commission
the corporation will be chartered
in Delaware.
According to Lowell Thomas,
Washington newspaper reporters
like Dino Grandi, Italian Foreign
Minister, better than President
Hoover's recent visitors, namely:
Ramsey McDonald, Prime Min
ister ot Great Britain, and Premier
Laval of France. Whole on the
subject of Grandi (who most peo
ple insist on getting mixed up with
Grandhi of India it is apparent
that his conference i3 a big suc
cess. Premier Mussolini authorized
his youthful representative to an
nounce that, "Italy and the United
States see eye to eye on the world
topics they have reviewed." Presi
dent Hoover, and Secretary of
State Stimson have also intimated
that they are satisfied with the
result of the conference.
Sidelights: County Attorney
Max G. Towle, is keeping mum on
the inkier case . . . Ira A. King,
who has been hiccoughing for
twelve days, has a dozen bushel
baskets containing letters and tele
grams giving advice, and cures . . .
The Nebraska g-ubernatorial race is
getting an early start: William
Ritchie, Omaha, and democratic
candidate for governor is busily at
tacking Governor Bryan's poli
cies: Governor Bryan, who is a
candidate to succeed himself, is
checking up on Ritchie, and has
made an out-of-the-ordinary
Thanksgiving proclamation; Sena
tor Wherry'. Pawnee City, and
republican candidate for the execu
tive chair, is busy announcing his
policies; who will be the next?...
Another notable visitor from Italy
will visit the shores of America
next year: the young son of Dino
Grandi, Italian Foreign Minister is
the notable . . . Santa Claus is still
coming . . . Headline in Evening
State Journal: Lindbergh is on
wing:
Beat the Cyclone
Would Give Full Value.
Rescued Man: You saved my life
and I would gladly give you a dol
lar but J. have enly a two-dollar
bill.
Rescuer; That's all right. Jump
in .'tln. Boston Transcript.
8 You'll always look better
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you nave una vihilcu me
DR. WERKMEISTER TO
Mogul Barbers.
Mogul Barbers.
127 No. 12
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Philosophy Instructor . Will
Discuss Germany and
Disarmament.
Dr. W. H. Werkmetster of the
department of philosophy will
speak Sunday noon at university
class, First Beptist church, 14th
and K streets, on "Germany and
Disarmament." Dr. Werkmetster,
who was born and has lived a
large part of his life in Germany,
will present tho German viewpoint
In the question of disarmament.
A special devotional service
earning out the Thanksgiving
thought will be led by Miss Ruth
Randall. An offering will be taken
to provide a Thanksgiving basket
of food for a needy family in Lin
coln. This custom is followed every
year by the class at Thanksgiving
time.
"Ten Years' Experience with
Prohibition" will b discussed at
the B. Y. P. U. service at 6:30.
Phases of Prohibition in relation to
the public health, family life, in
dustrial effeciency, and crime will
be taken up by members of the
stewardship commission. Everet
Rockhold will lead. The B. Y. P.
U. social hour at 6 o'clock will be
directed bv James House, of the
srevice commission.
At 7:45 a play. "The Haystack
Harvest," will be given by the
men' class of Second Baptist
church in the First Baptist audi
torium, rne tsapust siuuem
orchestra will play before the play
and between acts.
Beat the Cyclones
K-Aggie Military Ball Is Con
ducted Much Like NeorasKa
Opening Formal Event, Says
Letter of Cadet Leader
(Continued from Page 1.)
called, she appears from the side.
walks across tne orcnesira piai
fnrm nd is met bv the cadet of
ficer of corresponding rank.
Each of the honorary omcers
have been received bv her escort.
they face in pairs, honorary
colonel and cadet colonel at the
head of the. line, the line of the
grand march. The senior company
officer by command forms a saber
arch, with the two lines of cadets
facing each other with their dates
behind them.
After the grand march, the
honorary officers are returned to
their dates, and the officers re
turn to theirs. After that, danc
ing is the order of the evening.
Tickets Are Three Dollars.
The tickets for the ball have
usually sold for three dollars. The
capacity of the ballroom is found,
a ratio of the attendance for the
ticket charge is estimated, and the
expected receipts are arrived at
A careful budget is then worked
out auch that the expenditures will
not exceed the receipts.
In past years, the details and
management of the ball were
handled by Scabbard and Blade,
honorary military fraternity for
advanced course members, but
during the past two years it has
been handled directly as a func
tion of the unit, represented by a
committee which is in direct
charge. The committee consists of
the cadet field officers and all of
the cadet captains of the unit. The
cadet colonel is chairman of the
commitee. and from this group
certain sub-committees are ap
pointed to handle special duties.
When the honorary cadet of
ficers are presented, they are
wearing a special uniform. These
become the permanent property of
the girls. The honorary officers
participate in tne annual inspec
tion and regimental reviews held
in the spring. The Military Ball
at Manhattan is always held in the
spring. Decorations at the event
usually consist of military ban
ners, flags, insignia, machine guns,
sabers, and other equipment from
the military department.
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Schramm Flans (lamping
Trip During Vacation
Prof. E. F. Schramm will con
duct a group of twelve boys on
a field trip to Weeping Water dur
ing the Thanksgiving: vacation,
the trip is to make tipographical
morning and camp out for three
days. Thanksgiving dinner will be
eaten in camp. The purpose of
the trip is to make topigraphical
and geological maps.
The Growler
By HARRY XSTKU
A svmnhony of typewriters
Peck! Pck! Peck! Goes my deep
bass. Click! Click! Click! Goes the
tenor over on the other side of the
Dit. Monotones, sopranos, ban
tones and jtlepnones and even tele
phones raise Iheir voices ana tney
all start on "Row, Row, Row Your
Boat" and then ch?nge to the sen
timental epic "Sweet Add-a-llne."
That's what these newspaper men
are always making the typewriters
do. Add-a-line. Editor Underwood
is the maestro of the outfit. Sort
of a rhythm to it. It kind of gets
you when they start on "Home
Sweet Home."
Once when I was pecking away
I felt that I should stand up. I
would swear that they were play
ing "Come a Running Boys. ' You
can feel that they are actually
crying out. Pathos that Rudy
never got into his crooning. The
Bines. Another time it sounds like
"The Blue Danube." Sometimes
like a lullaby, again like "The
Spring Song" it finishes with a
grand finale like the "Soldiers
Chorus" from "Faust." All is quiet
and the one typewriter that is still
singing away seems to fade in the
dusk and all is quiet. Night has
shrouded the pit. Everyone has
gone home to punish the proteids.
Who knows but what at the mys
terious hour of midnight the U-pe-writers
will nose out from under
the covers and sing away or rather
play away until the dawn comes
and day replaces night?
I won't be able to write about
school spirit much longer so I had
better ret the load off my chest
while the getting is good. Friday
night. At 7:30. in the coliseum.
Turn out. If the Nebraska football
team ever needed or ever deserved
the support of every loyal Corn
husker it is now. Big Six cham
pions. That's a dream. An air
castle. We can't have it unless
we're willing to earn it. The team
is going to do its part. We must
do ours. If the team wins we'll
say that we won. That's falla
cious unless we do help the team
win. The biggest thing that we
can do towards a victory is to
show the team that we want a win
as bad as they do and that we are
backing them 100 percent. Forget
your dignity, put the k. o. on these
tea party rallies and make this
one, not only the biggest and loud
est of this year but the most
boisterous and noisiest rally in re
cent history. Nebraska was fa
mous all over the middle west for
its Notre Dame rallies. Make this
one the reincarnation of thosa fa
mous epics and lift the roof off
of the coliseum.
That ad on the third page yes
terday with the pictures of the
Cornhusker stalwarts seemed a lit
tle incongruous at first but then
even football players have to learn
how to dance and they may even
have to buy silk hose. They say
that the Northwestern team had
silk breeches for the Nebraska
game but then the male element
is outnumbered at Northwestern
and I suppose that gives the girls
an added influence or something.
My psychology professor said
that swearing was merely a cover
ing up process and was resorted to
only when the individual was at a
loss for words. Personally I think
that swearing can be mighty ef
fective if artistically done. I know
that I'd hate to call a hammer that
hit my fingernail a clumsy, mis
guided un-gazelle like implement.
I'd much rather resort to the ple
beian vernacular, that would be
what I meant anyway.
PLAYERS END WEEK'S
RUN SATURDAY NIGHT
UNITARIAN CHURCH
12th and H Strtett
Arthur L. Weatherly, O.D.. Minister
The Church Without a Creed
Not the Truth but the Search
for Truth
Sunday, Nov. 15, The Future of
the Race
Trelawny of Wells' Closes
Successful Showing
In Temple.
BY mTpiZER.
University Players will present
their closing performance of "Tre
lawny of the Wells," Saturday eve
ning, in the Temple theater. Pin
ero's four act comedy proved amus-'
ing to Nebraska audiences, and
the play has had a successful run.
Dorothy Weaver playing the part
of Miss Avonia Bunn creates a
very amusing character. Miss
Weaver shows stage presence and ,
admirable freedom in her first
major part with the Players.,
Dorothy Zimmer, playing the lead,
is very good. She is very well cast
and makes the most of the part.
W Zolley Lerner in the char
acter lead is a constant source of
merriment. His excellent por
trayal of the exacting old English
gentleman is a very fine piece of
work. Elbridge Brubaker, playing
opposite Miss Zimmer, has the
rather difficult task of acting the
part of a character who changes,
develops as tho play progresses.
The scenery and costumes con
forming to the time of the action
which is in the sixties ai-e effec
ti'e. The setting in the second
act, especially, is very fine.
University Players will not pre
sent the next play of the season
until Jan. 16.
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BRYAN ESSAY PRIZE
OFFERED THIS YEAR
(Continued from Page 1.1
and words, must be turned in to
the department before May, next
year. All contestants are astoed
to consult members of the depart
ment as to the form of the essay.
Titles for the essav may be
chosen from the following two
classes: Contemporary political
leaders Franklin Roosevelt, Wil
liam Borah. Alfred Smith, G. W.
Norris, Hebert Hoover and Rep.
John P. Garner of Texas; contem
porary political issues: establish
ment of a federal division of edu
cation, prohibition. United States
and the League of Nations, the
tariff, problems regarding power
and farm relief.
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STATE SCOUTS MEET
HERE THIS WEEK-END
meet at the coliseum at 9 o'clock
tomorrow morning to act as guides
for the scouts. Another group will
meet at 10, and a third group will
assemble at 11. They will direct
the scouts around the campus. The
whole company will meet at the
coliseum at 12.
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Boston Transcript: Heck I sup
pose your wife always has the last
word.
Peck No. Sometimes she falls
isleep before I do.
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