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THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
FRIDAY. APRTL 10. 1931
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Robert J. Kelly..
William MeQaffln
Arthur Wolf
Evelyn Simpaon
Leonard Conklln
Managing Editor
Newa Editors
... Editor-in-chief
.Aaeoclate Editor
C Arthur Mitchell
Boyd VonSeggcrn
Eugene McKim
. ..Sportt Editor
vwnmin ...... .oporrs coitor
Frances Holyoke Women's Editor
. BUSINESS STAFF
pnarlie 0. Law lor Bualnaaa Manager
Assistant Business Managers.
Norman Qalleher Jack Thompss
Edwin Faulkner
I jMEMBCH.
This paper la rapraaanted for general
advertieina br The Nebraaka Pnaa
,. .. AasrcUUoa.
Seven Ages
Qf Fashions.
; the purpose of this being to elaborate
; the:various and sundry stages through
; which we have been guided, since the cre
; ation of this plot of ground, by the hand
of fashion. The travelogue divides itself
; naturally and conveniently into seven
agesyag follows:
PRE -HISTORIC
' Fig leaves. Adam and Eve. Offspring. Snap
py models in leopard skins and tiger 6tripes.
.Nifty sports outfits, consisting of breechclouts
and large, knobby clubs. Later on, bow and
arrow ensembles were introduced with great
effect. And, as always, the bargain hunters,
getting stnng on Poison Iw evening wraps.
HISTORIC .
Cleo begins making history, etc., etc., in
Egypt Caesar looks to his laurels. Much
nightlife. Nightgowns worn all day loug.
Beginnings of modern trend are found in
this period. Caesar was killed because he was
ambitious. This fact greatly affecting modern
college activities, inasmuch as every true col
lege boy now avoids ambition as he does work
itseir.
AGE OF Tiff
ojf in un pams, me nest or wnieh were
equipped with water cooling devices, which
kept the dear lads from being burned alive in
hot weather, when the sun shone down with
over-vigorous rays upon the metal.
Girls, too frail to support a tin ensemble, re
sorted, as in the previous age, to wearing night
gowns Dy aay as wen as Py night.
AGE OF BRASS
Sextants, explorers outfits, trimmed in brass
gadgets and buttons; brass jewels pawned to
enuDie discovery or America,, land of more
"brass" per capita than any other country in
iue woria.
ieraale styles for this age included brass
bracelets, brass watch charms, and huee brass
combs worn in the hair to poke out the eves of
nny over-brassy young gentleman.
AGE Or IRON
! Iron dogs, iron deer, and iron lions standing
i i-x : , , .
aucuuun ju iron lencea iront lawns; iron
cuplds in iron fountains; ladies with iron cor
sets and gents with iron bats watching the first
iron horse in the country travel slowly over
the first set of iron rails,
; Iron clad code of social conduct; iron safes
opened with iron jimmies, the owners of which
were promptly put behind iron bars. No coun
terpart of this last process iu our present age.
Age of alloys
! Straw hulu skirts, tin pan alley blues and
jazz, long dresses, short dresses, overseas caps,
officers' uniforms, civilian sports ensembles,
horsey iron lids for polo players, boots, rub
ber and leather, tin hats for sehrapiiel protec
tion, gilt lined bull rooms. Mixed up, post-war
world. A little of everything. Wealth and pov
erty, champaigno and beer, cheese and pretzels.
AGE OF GOLD
The modern age, in which a gold daddy is
taken for u ride by a gold digging daughter of
tjie follies. Gold lined pocket booka disappear
iih if by magic while golden haired, golden
skinned daughter goes to college. Sensible,
healthy styles for women, outlandish clothes
for men. Ooldeu girls and golden bronze men
iu goldeu swimming not '-bathing" suits,
Jiving iu a golden age in a golden state of the
golden west.
Golden wheat und corn providing golden lin
ings in the pockets of tariff protected eastern
manufacturers... Golden inngued politicians
insuring the continuance of the process.
of the bonds. The university could lose at
most not over a fifth of that sum. At best,
hpv would Henr virt pnailv mni' tfimt nriih
- Li
from the pool to pay its own way.
If the administration sees fit to approve the
project, and make this promise with no dan
ger of losing money involved at all then
bonds for the project may be sold. Xo secur
ity except the word of university regents and
administration, but that will be sufficient.
There is no reason in the world why the ad
ministration should fear to make this promise.
They can lose at best not over a thousand do.
lars a year. In all probability, they will not
lose a cent. And a thousand dollars of univer
sity funds per year is little enough to pay for
an up-to-date, adequate, swimming pool open
to men's and women's classes.
Congratulations to our Mr. Vogeler and to
our Mr, Selleck!
And also to Miss Lee, and the women's ath
letic department.
Tomorrow, we hope to be able to congratu
late Chancellor Burnett and the administra
tion for their favorable action on the proposal !
E CANDI
Our- arirw torlnr! That worrl priM It's
nracticallv never used, except when a writer
wants to 'make an impressive statement and
can't think of more than one example
Congratulation
For Innocents, Too!
While we're giving everyone a round of hear
ty applause, we may as well include the Inno
cents. They are getting a bit of their annual
round of publicity. That's something.
e do wish, though, that they would get a
committee properly instituted to handle the
union building drive. They know how to go
at it. They know what its membership should
include. They know what an urgent need there
is for an organization to handle the campaign
in its entirety. They know what to do, and
tbev know it should be done "0W!
They are not doing it.
Nominate Betty Sain For
President At Meeting
Thursday.
Nominations for officers of tha
League of Women Votera for the
coming: year were made la the
cabinet meeting- of the league after
the regular meeting-, Thursday aft
ernoon. Betty Sain of Lincoln
was nominated for president of
the organization. Other nominees
are: Dorothy Ramsey of Omaha,
vice president; Maxlne Sleeper,
Omaha, secretary; Viola Root,
Omaha, treasurer; Dorothy Orr,
Lincoln, publicity chairman; Mary
Gllmore, Omaha, finance chair
man; and Christine Nesbitt, Lin
coln, membership chairman.
Miss Marcla Chadwlck, of the
city league, spoke about the
teacher tenure bill which was re
cently defeated In the state legis
lature. Miss Chadwick gave its
standing in other states and
towns, and explained that its new
ness may have been responsible
for Its defeat. Virginia Guthrie,
president of the campus league
announced the following commit
tees which will arrange the ban
quet to close the year's activities.
Chairmen and committees for
University League of Women Vot
e's banquet, Tuesday, April 28:
Dining room: Christine Nesblt,
Correction
Tha Nebraska Memorial asio.
elation, and not the athletic de
partment as stated in Thurs
day's Nebraskan, la planning tha
Improvements outlined far tha
entrance of the stadium, Includ
ing removal of the wooden tic
ket booths, terracing and sod
ding the ground and building
walks and flag poles.
chairman; Viola Root, Dorothy
Ramsey, Norma Ayles, Mildred
Reth, Charlotte Wells.
Refreshments: Christine Carlson,
chairman; Lois Brooks, Mildred
Stannard, Betty Noble, Mable
Lewis, Margaret Reckmeyer.
Tickets: Berenlece Hoffman,
chairman; Margaret Buol, LaVerle
Herman, Lucille Barlowe, Maxine
Sleeper, Mary Gllmore.
Program : Rachael Branson,
chairman; Jean Speiser, Geneva
Davis.
Decorations: Vivian Ridnour,
chairman; Ruth Jackson, Myrtle
Thomas, Evelyn Jones, Jeanette
Moseman.
Why Some Stay Single.
"Mary," reproved the lady of
the house, "you did not come in
last night, altho I let you have
the latch key for the purpose. I
don't like that."
"I know, madame, but the key
wouldn't fit and ao I bad to go
to my cousin's."
"It didn't fit? Why, I must
have given you the one I usually
let my husband have so that he
will have to wake me when he
comes In." Portland Express.
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We're glad spring has come at last. Now
we won't need those coat hooks which we have
demanded in one fashion or another so many
times. Seriously, though, we would like 'cm
by next fall.
Men if you want to be correctly riressrvl
just clip out the two charts in this issue of the
Daily Nebraskan. They tell you what to wear,
and when.
. Swimming Coach Vogeler about to peddle
nwimming pool stock to Chuucellor and re
gents. At that ,il might set a bad precedent.
Think' what would happen if Professor
Schramm started selling the administration oil
stock, or gold bricks!
MORNING MAIL
Technically Innocent.
TO THE EDITOR :
Allah be praised! At last the editor of the
University of Xcbraska's worthv sheet has
come to life and proclaimed that that most
high and omnipotent body of selected ( ?) sen
ior men are onlv one-half alive. What hn rinm.
editor, why be so lenient?
Certain members of the Innocents society
have made it quite clear to students in general
on the campus that a "hands off" policy would
be greatly appreciated. According to' oue of
the worthy members of this so-called honorary
organization the Innocents are coinc to hniiH
the Student Union buildinar through the PTIIPP
of God and Ray Ramsay.
let, as the editor pointed out vestprrlav
what have they done? They have, admitted iv
attempted to organize the two senior division
classes and had a nice serenade for the sorority
gal6, may their souls rest in peace.
rome six weeks ago faction leaders called
a meeting of all fraternity men and barb men
to discuss the student union project. At that
time the faction leaders pledged their support
uwu mm- unuring enoris to tne program. Hut
what have their efforts availed them? Nothing.
How alwut this committee of faculty and
students that was supposed to be appointed a
month ago? How about these architectural
drawings that were to be circulated during the
spring months?
Does the Innocents society realize that the
time for the students to put their best foot for-
"J me mt uresis oi -ne stunent union
building is while they are home during spring
vacation and during the summer months? Wnv
wait until football season next year, as is now
the present plan.
The Daily Nebraskan said yesterday that the
Innocents are technically in cbarce of the
drive. Technically is no word for it. Techni
cians, according to Noah Webster, are those
who are experts in their line. If the Innu-
ents are expert in conducting a student union '
drive the majority of students will prefer an
untrained, uneducated, illiterate moron rather
than these so called 'technical experts.'
"liiessed is be who walketh in the shadow of
he innocents for be shall indulge in no con
structive labor."
VEND IS.
Innocents in for some healthy ragging in the
Morning Mail column. Well, the sins of the
fathers, etc., for seven generations, etc., seems
T.0 be working well. And present membership's
predecessors certainly did run the honorary
into the ground.
Congratulations
To Our Mr. Vogeler.
Swimming pools are splendid things to have
around, especially in n university. We are
about to obtain one of them. A good-sized
one, o5 by 75 feet. And room for spectators,
too. The pool, to be open to both men and
women, will be constructed in the coliseum
basement.
', Tiled walls, special plasters, high and low
diving boards, with ample ceiling clearance,
pd dressing rooms for women, separated from
tbf-J'est of the building, are a few of the fea
ture, of the contemplated project. Total cost,
approximately $33,000.
Estimated yearly income, nearly $(1,000.00.
On .this basis, the university can afford to
suarantee f5,000.000 per year to be used for
the poo!. It will cover upkeep aud retirement j
Oscar For Oswald.
To the Editor: . .
Oswald becomes wrought uu about the oossi-
lilities of light oiK-ra in our ereut universit r.
We feel jolted into exttressiiiE our anroval of
ukwhiuh lire, especially so smre he seems dis
posed to be up and doing something about it,
having already gone to the extraordinary
lengths of finding out from authority what
would be necessary to include a new course in
the marvelous curriculum.
It is reported , however, that said authorita
tive faculty member, as is the time honored
custom of faculty members, dashed chilling
aqua upon the scheme, emphasizing the red
tape necessary for instituting such a project.
Now It seems to us that inasmuch as our
great city of Lincoln is admittedly a cultural
center of all that is righteous, some enterpris
ing villager might be found to expend a little
effort ou light opera production without dis
turbing the ponderous equilibrium of the fac
ulty. But maybe Victor Herbert, and Rudolph
Friml are not to be considered righteous.
Whatever, the course adopted, such an en
terprise would require student support, and
we think that if the great mass of those who
make up the student body of the university
could be persuaded that light opera is what
the name implies, and not highbrow "cultured"
music, then the battle would be won. So let's
talk it up, ye admirers of Herbert and Friml.
On to light operadom and the best music thin
age has produced.
08CA11. .
ISO
Opening The Qolf Season
With a 2 Day Sale of
GOLF TOGS
Regular $6.50 and $7.50
GOLF KNICKERS
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$A95
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Plus 4 and plus 6 styles in plain colored
flannels and new tweeds, in the spring
shades of Vcllura Tan and Platin'um
Gray. Handsomely tailored Knickers
that present wonderful values at the
sale price $4.93.
Our Regular $1.95
WOOL GOLF HOSE
$135
All ooll)ose in 9x3 rib. made in Eng
land by McGregor. All shades to match
any color sweater.
JUST WHAT ARE THE
CORRECT FASHIONS
FOR SPRING ANYWAY?
Ah! there's the important question that is puzzling
nany, many young men
along with others, such as
"I wonder if she's busy tonight " and
"Boy let's hope for a moon!"
HERE ARE YOUR CORRECT
FABRIC COLORS THIS SPRING
PLATINUM
GREY
A soft shade
of grey . . . resembling ,
the sheen
of burnished platinum
undoubtedly the
season's favorite.
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ARAB
TAN
A soft pastel
shade of tan
reminiscent of the
tanned nomands
of the Algerian
Deserts.
BALMORAL
BLUE
Takes its name
from the
Opalescent haze
that surrounds
Balmoral Castle
at dusk.
Our Regular $1.25 Value
LISLE GOLF HOSE
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Fine quality imported ribbed lisle Golf
Hose made by the prince ef all golf
hose makers McGregor of England.
They come in all colors and only 85c.
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