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CHANGED REGISTRATION.
NTO more proRrensiv movement could b initialed
' at the L'niveraity of Nebraska today than
camraign to change the, present tem of register
inr 9.000 atudenta In five dayi time.
Th-a week Mudenta and Instructora are undergo
ing registration. The melee will get Into full awing
hy the middle of the week and will assume large
proportions Friday when the procwlinator of the
Mudent body rush to their advi.ers.
Registration should do two things. It should con
centrate the a'udent'a attention on lila eiillie college
course and it should provide a personal contact be
tween him and the adviser that otherwise would
not exist
Aa now conducted It does neither. The student,
with a hazy Idea of what he wanta to take the next
semester, approaches his adviser. The adviser
scans the student's program, checks it to aee if the
proper number of requirements are being arranged
for, and signs it after a ery brief conference. The
student ia Interested In running the registration
gauntlet of red tape as quickly aa possible. And the
adviser Is anxioua that he do so.
As carried on at the present time, three things
are wrong with registration at fhe University of
Nebraska:
1. Registration week focuses the student'a at
tention only on the work of one semester in ad
vance and does not require him to make plana for
his complete course.
2. The student does not get a complete knowl
. edge of the courses for which he registers. He
walks blindly into many of them without suffi
cient examination of what they have to offer him.
3 Hla contact with his adviser during regis
tration Is very limited because of their mutual
desire to get it over with aa quickly as possible.
SOME may argue that this is all the fault of the
atudent And from one point of view Uiis would
seem correct The student is theoretically bis own
master and should Investigate carefully his courses
and his field of work in college before registering.
Mistakes made are attributable only to his own
carelessness. If he so desires, he may arrange ln
foriai chats with his adviser and other professors
throughout the semester.
The university, however, is r ot doing its part in
encouraging students to take care in their registra
tion. Kaste on the part of advisers makes for haste
on the part of students. But the advisers are not
solely to blame. Their work la distributed so un
equitably that many can not possibly give proper
consideration to all registrants. Some of the 200
listed in the catelog register as many as 150 stu
dents each while others have as few as five or six
throughout the week.
The undesirable condition which now exists anent
registration could be remedied if the following plan
were put into effect:
1. Registration would continue two weeks in
atead of one.
3. The first half of the students, selected on
an alphabetical basis, would register the first
week, the second half, the last week.
3. Each student would outline his college course
and discuss his scholastic interests with his ad
viser for a full hour. Appointments would be
made and posted in advance.
4. Advisers would include only assistant, as
sociate and full professors.
This plan would be practical, would carry out the
ideals that should be apparent Jn registration of
university students. It would obviously be confined
to the registration of present students as such a
plan could not apply to the great influx of fresh
men in the fall.
REGISTRATION is the one compulsory direct con
tact t?at students make with any faculty mem
ber during the semester. Because their association
is almost entirely with young people, atudents keep
a youthful point of view that lacks the soundness
and maturity that should be developed in college
that can be cultivated much more rapidly through
association with learned adults.
A conference hour in connection with registration
would be of immeasurable value. It would draw
each individual s attention to the underlying purpose
of his college career which becomes obscured in
the technical registration process. It would give
him a persp-tiv of his entire curriculum. It would
permit him to get the personal ideas of a leader in
the field In which bis interests fell.
The university seeks to promote scholarship. It
fails to take the proper initiative when it ignores
the importance of the registration period and does
not make the most of this moment in the student s
college life. .
Nothing the university could do would be of
greater worth in engendering a scholastic atmos
phere in the atudent body than a conference hour.
It would provide the neglected contact with the best
men on the faculty. It would focus student atten
tion on the work ahead. It would inform the stu
dent of the exact nature of courses he chose. It
would change the interests of a number of sudenls
which are now diverted from scholarship to social
lines. It u!'1 eliminate lb ituJt-M'i dir to
nnnll In Mvralird Til "
ll would priiJ adruate time lo n.iJr over
the woik ahrad as aa tvai ! aiujni na
gleaned lim the t eroeUr'a work. Aa long aa
a system of education prevails at Nehraika.
. t a,
the sooner me u6 pun as is propoiu per e.
cowes a rral.ty, the better It utfl U for the sh.l
aide tnlrU of the student Nty,
THROAT CUTTING.
Miunri w.iiiu-iana with their iininorti manlike
devices, have l up a hierarchy of campus or
gamwtioni alnxt unworthy or supiwn. in pax
vears. the suave, handshaking "bouei" had only
on aim: to cut their opponents thn-at, by fair
means or foul. In ti majority or caes u ioui.
Todav. if Indications ar not misleading, tb auto
cratic rule of unfair politiriani Is tottering about
lo fall. KcUn of new member to tb Innocent
society Indicated that the organUatlon begina to
recocnue the iroportanc of loyal. Aortny, unit
Korkuif for th university a whole, rather than
th glory of an Individual faction.
8tulent lea lers ait taking an interest In activities
from th standpoint of accomplishment, a opposed
lo th ancient regime of throat slitter. If this
normal, commendable tend-ncy continues to thrive.
th University of Nebraska will profit In many re
spect .
Some overestimate the oresem ol .ndetnamied
nini-st maneoiers shili others umlf rest i.nate tb
uiese. l and Important- of "at rings." SujIic it to
say that in th past, few elections of officers to any
organisation er conducted wimoui previous
caucuses and prepaiation of slates.
Th petty. in.Mgnifirant politicians ho wer will
ing to sacrifice th welfar of any organization for
the advancement of a political cause, unworthy of
the name, are disaroeatinr. In their plate, vigorous.
honest vouns men and women ar taking the reins
of atudent government. Their intelligence and the
merit of their aims should defeat any attempts of
the caucus-taller to prey off th gullible student
body.
PENSIONS.
j MOVEMENTS ate on foot In various stales at this
time to establish pension systems for univer
sity professors. In a few colleges, pension are now
provided for faculty member who have served
faithfullv and lone.
Inauguration of such a plan at Nebraska would 1
be apropos If the salary raid the Cornhusker fac
ulty were high enough to allow the professors to
save a part of their wages to build up a portion of
the pension fund.
All pension systems are promoted on the basis
that the professor set spait percentage of his sal
ary each year. At the end of a given time, usually
about twenty years, faculty members may draw on
this pension fund and receive from one-third to two
thirds of their former salary. Removal to other
Institutions of any professor is accompanied by a
refunding of the amount he has contributed with
interest added.
Nothing seems more pitiable than the professor
who has spent his whole life in teaching and mu.it
end it in poverty. Aged, infirm, he must either be
kept on the faculty at full pay while unable to teach
effectively or be turned adrift to eek out an exist
ence on the pitance he has been able to rave from
the inadequate salary paid him.
It is this situation that the pension plan seeks to
remedy. Faculty men and women who devote the
better part of their lives to the advancement of
education and the promotion of culture certainly
are deserving of a stipend which will permit them
to spend their declining days in comfort and in
freedom from financial worries.
But pensions will be possible only when taxpay
ers of Nebraska elect legislators who will appro
priate enough to pay adequately the financially un
dernourished instructors at this universiity. No
better investment could be made with state money.
No greater returns could be obtained from any other
security.
Former Princeton Proctor Declares
Prohibition Made His Job Diffcult;
Tells of Manifold Student Rackets
"The rollre proctor ia a romliiiiaiim of l'liil Vane1,
policeman, tig brother ani ti.-ipliimrian.M l!iik Movie,
former prorlor of J'riurr'on. in an intt ri w yrantt .l Jatmij
M. N ille in Iho June . of (Vll.i;.' Humor. "A ihoimniul
thiti.i Ml upon bit bhoul.lcr. vhit h ro all the way from k ',
ini: star alMt tm in colli . rlmiiif l.'hr '
and at tilling for bootlegger
with rotten liiuor.
Prohibition might be a bless
in for somebody in this land but
It has proved th undoing of many
a fin undergraduate who. In pre
Volitead day, took hi glass of
beer with convivial plilta in th
Nassau Inn or aat around a keg
down by tb lak on a spring v
nine. Now th undergraduate U
compelled to do hi drinking out
of town, tn night clubs and ak-
eauea. And thla causes no ni
of trouble- for th proctor. fr
women ar usually tied up with
the liquor In uch places.
Discover Racket.
"On of thes women who hang
around nit hi clubs managed to
get th addressee of boy at Yale,
while h was making the
round of the colleges. Like the
average young girl seen on th
campus, this young woman from
a New York nlghl club possessed
unusual charm and carried her
self with the poise and carriage
of the common variety of prom
trotters. I was taken In myself
until she asked me If I knew
where Archie Blair roomed. That
was the give away. Kvery col
lege must have namea aa Archie
Blair (on the campus we have
Blair Arch. I In my travels to
metropolitan center around big
game time, I once observed Archie
Blair on a hotel register and have
since seen his name many times.
"Now, it Is a tough thing to
convince a pretty young girl that
she's under suspicion or arrest.
Once Inside my office, she cas
ually askd me for a match, op.
nihg her bag and taking out a
patkag of cigarette. A she at
tempted to close It. I grabbed the
bag. In It I found four watclie.
thre wallet containing money
and jewelry of very description,
from club pin to a big blue dia
mond ring. With th dope on
her. lb girl broke down and od
everything.
Incbrlatis Victimised.
"Sh had formed the acquaint
ance of many college boy in
speakeasies and found them such
suckera that she made them her
ratket. Hhe showed me a note
book filled with namea and ad
dresses of some very prominent
men today. Only a few were -wise
enough to give her aliases, such
as IDr. Johnson. Hank Bovie. John
U. Hibben. William Hhakesprare.
Mr. Boswel), Patrick Henry. John
Brown. Robert Emmet t. Mr. Mc
Cosh and Archie brother. Hall
Blair.
Another woman had a good
racket. She lived In Trenton and
made It a point to hang out near
a notorious speakeasy frequented
on the quiet by students. She al
ways met them coming out. when
they were In the bigest state of
inebriation and everything In
skirts looked like Greta Unrbo.
She was under Instructions from
her husband, who drove a taxi.
The trick was to get the intoxi
cated atudent Into the taxi and
drive him back to the campus.
En route the woman relieved him
of all valuables."
FACULTY GROUP SEES
JAMES'
LINES.
SOMEONE once included the art of conversation
in enumerating the recognized professional arts.
At Nebraska it is a lost art and one that is sadly in
need of cultivation.
Intelligent conversation 'is interesting, but the
superfluous babble that runs forth in an unending
stream from the mouths of Nebraska boys and girls
is insipid and sickening.
Men find particular cause to object to the stand
ardized line they discover without much of an ex
ploration in most coeds with whom they associate.
The gushers that erupt on the Nebraska campus
rival the oil wells of all Oklahoma in volume, in
number, and in apparent intelligence.
This standard line is easily discernable through
the excessive use of superlatives. "Most perfect,"
"simply glorious," "heavenly," "just wonderful,"
"awfully sweet," "positively grand," are terms
which fit easily into the coed's depleted vocabulary.
From the masculine point of view, this tommyrot
seems obnoxious and very tiresome. Nebraska co
eds need to revamp their line of chatter to suit their
own personalities instead of making a valiant el'fort
to conform to type. This individualistic doctrine of
the democratic party in coed conversation, at least,
is basically sound.
Sororities that want to perpetuate the popularity
of their choice sisters should add .activity credit or
remove black marks if they develop original lines.
Sends Letters to Seniors
Urging Them to Enter
School in June.
R. D. Morltz, director of the
summer session, and alf director
of the department of educational
service, has recently sent a letter
to high school seniors stating a
number of reasons why they should
commence their university work
during the summer session which
begins at the university June 10.
His reasons are:
"A student may receive more
helpful advice. Advisors are not
so rushed during the summer ses
sion as they are during registra
tion preceding the opening of
school In September.
"A student deficient in entrance
requirements In languages, mathe
matics, English, science, etc.. may
remove these deficiencies during
the summer session.
"After graduation from high
school, amny students are unable
to find employment in their home
communities. Such students may
continue their schooling by at
tending summer sessions and
shorten the time requirement in
securing a university degree by
one year. The saving of a year's
time is quite important for those
who plan to complete their work in
engineering, medicine, law and
dentistry.
"A student who must work part
time to help defray expenses while
attending the university may earn
nine college hours credit during the
summer session and thus lighten
his academic work sufficiently
during the regular college year to
enable him to devote some time to
outside employment.
"Attending the summer session
affords a student an added advan
tage in finding employment. It
acquaints h i m with conditions
u-hirh will mftteriallv assist him in
finding suitable work in the fall. I
"Rooming facilities are better
and cheaper during the summer
session than in the fall."
lors. The English tests are for
the classification of students in the
three .different English courses,
English 0. 1 or 3. The algebra
test is given only to prospective
eiiKliieeiiiig students and is used
also to clussify these students In
mathematic courses.
For students who are going to
register for beginning chemistry,
an aptitude test in that subject
will be given in the high schools
of the state. This also to aid in
making class adjustments more
speedily.
If the tests are not taken in
high school, or if a atudent fails
to pass one of the tests taken in
high school, they arc required to
come to Lincoln the Saturday be
fore registration and take the
tests under the supervision of the
university.
Prof. A. A. Reed, university ex
aminer and director of the exten
sion division, has charge of these
tests and is furnishing all mater
ials through his department.
Professors View Installing
of Former Nebraska
A. S. Dean.
A party t-f profesaois whlth In
cluded Prof, and Mrs. It J. Pool,
Prof. A. U Candy. Cham ellor and
Mrs. K. A. Burnett, ln-sn and Mrs. j
K. W. Cpson and I'mf. and Mr.
J. P. Penning motored to Vermil-1
lion, ft. D, to attend th Inaugura- !
tion of Herman U. Jamei a presi
dent of the t'nlversity of South'
lakota. Saturday. May 3. j
Mr. Jame wa formerly dean of
the art anil science colleg at !
th university of Nebraska and
wa closely associated with all th
faculty members who wers present
at hi official Inauguration ftatur
day. Ha left th University of
Nebraska at th end of th s ho4
term last year.
Tenth President.
Mr. James la th tenth president
of South Pakota university. Inau
guration wa In Single auditorium
at 11 o'clock. Hon. C. C. Caldwell,
chairman of the university com
mittee of boaid of regent, pre
sided at the affair. The Inaugural
prorepsmn by the choir r.ccom-1
punivd by organ commenced the '
proceeding. 1
Invocation by Professor Craig S
"tat were rttnt al th uu
isiii'n.
Dr. I If Blske. profess,
sooiogy and anatomy, i,.,, t.
vantag of May day and l r,m,i
day lo aludy eitjtual eMi,ji!,)MV
th reaction of animsl to lh,lf
environment, along the -nt
nvr.
Thorn followed. Th Inaugural
(hires was delivered by President 1
Lotus Dell Coffman, of the Uni
versity of Minnesota, on 'The Uni
versity and the Modern World."
"Andante Rostenuto" was played
by the university orchestra and 1
was followed by 'induction of Mr. j
James as president. Hon. Robert '
Uaily. president of the board of
regents of education, presided at
this ceremony.
South Dakota's alma mater, 1
benediction by Professor Thorns,
and recession completed the pro
gram. Delegates from eighty-three edu
cational institutes over tb United
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dearth of spirit among them this year. Some
body daubed yellow paint all over their cement
mixer last week. In bygone years they would have
sallied forth without further ado and burned all
the law college awnings with "cigaret buts. This
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MEBRASKA, being a farmer's state, believes in
giving Its youth an atmospheric setting at the
university. Added to the menagerie in the campus
doghouse are a number of roosters, we hear quite
plainly. To make the zoo more complete, we sug
gest a few cattle, but there is plenty of the male
species floating around continually. I
pHE Innocents are nursing sore spots from Ivy j
day tapping ceremonies. The bareheaded spec-!
tators are peeling pink noses and shoulders. Spring I
is here. The Redskins are coming.
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engineering student who wanted to take his 1
nose apart to see what made it mn j
ND over at the military department they tell ,
about the freshman who suited up for drill last
Thursday. i
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Classification tests in English
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this year in the high schools of
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