TIU'IMUY. MY. I. 1 1ll: IIMI.V l I.Kk hum i 1HI1I1'S PKOWI.LK. MMthweatetn l'nlvftity; Fvan- , at n III A mysterious prowirr r hern 'IM"? rirl seienadei cti .tm for lh '"nefit of the ,,vH living l iMrt hall at j;li.1hrln university. Th- first jj,,, night the coed hea: I the fl,frlni fuldier. they Imagined U m tii ambitious student p.ac Ii, ir afler hour. Whrn Hie ton ,,rt was irpraled I he lhn.1 night (fv decided l' "ll the police. ' OXFORD INSOLVENT. O KOi: P I'NIVKKSITV. . i L-Mtan.1 ftltl.l.wita of 0k. Ox - TO r-"' ............ ... . I;r1 univ fruity. England, are m arlt In the nr irlmnt of the town ' ih extent or ii.zm.iioo, accord to the student publication, l.ti. i tS STUART rirriNT kino or ret fO a-.crost aso hi& most thrilling: GEORGE BANCROFT Udlts love l: Brutes a 9Mmm fv V ON THE STAGE MARION WILKINS TbU Year's Style in Dances" with. Harm Twins and Jack Meyer THE DLxTe FOUR THOSE VERSATILE BOYS'- eCWAKO COREL KANE and ELLIS in "A Song A Laugh and a Song" Snows Ccntinuotia Frtn 1 ta S 7 to 11 (si Te S;ia Snwi Oi Valine 1:00 Evening t 00 PRICES V;'. "e S twrmj eo tU'l. Li9a Mat. VE'IICTHIHC w IS Winnie Lightner jnd Joe E. Brown ! the fynnirst eied you- fift i"n. Sive nr sora h'1 Carrot rf s?vnty-tie wn. t.'tt.tf tunkiil tiul p nS mote tnsn a siud'O tvH c cus i-a r t eiter tti " GOLD CiiGEPS Of BROADWAY. Added Sound Shorts .h9S i-J-5-7 P. w. 'sr. ii. Eve. SO. Ch-I. 10. with Janet Gay nor Charles Farrell SINGING ABOUT THEIR LOVE end how you'll love this pair of fascinating lovers. ADDED SOUND SHORTS Vnowt 1-t-S-T t f. M. Mai. 35. Ere. M. Chil. 10. R ALTO HEAR Will Rogers Hit First A.1I Tilting Picture TKEYKADTD.EE PARIS fcsun4 Kt i saL 23e . I Eve. ibc e'rl4 I Cnil. 10e ouna tnor-u I Vita 1-J--7-t COLONIAL Wabmeu BP.OS.P RESENTS "Wide (pen" Wlttl I EDWAPO EVEPE- W0P.T0M LOV.IS.E FAZtfj PATSY PUTH LLE T POr BLHf S tD-.A tUS'SlV AIM i OC-no COMEOA'.O tfETPO U'OlEir.3 Vr! '5. Eve. 25. ;fc!. 10. he at l-.-a bo. Lrt. r I I 1 . II All COMEDY s o.or 1 GIVE TALK FRIDAY AT ! Wisconsin Professor Is to : I rri ITA in T a v r t 11 O'clock. TO APPEAR FOUR TIMES I What Makes a Thinker' Is Subject of Address Tomorrow. lr. Carl Russell Find tf the Uni ven.ly of Wisconsin and one of ' the foremost authorities on Amer ican history In the United Slate. mill address University of Ne braska students Friday morning in the Temple theater at 11 o'clock. The subject of bia address will be. "What Makes a Thinker." Thu will be one of the four ap- !jxarance of Dr. Flub during hit I thire day visit in Lincoln under the auspices of the Nebraska Mate history teachers association. He will speak before Nebraska Wes leyan students in the Weslevan jthapel Thursday morning, will 'ad drss Lincoln city teachers in the' jPaik scbuol auditorium Thursday morning, and will be the main speaker at a dinner meeting of the atate hiMory teachers assoria I tion at the University club Friday ; evening. Dr. Fish has been at Wisconsin ' continuously since ISM) after re ceiving his 'a. B. degree at B-nn university, and his A. M and doc- . tors degree at Harvard. Wins Favor. Few professors have so com pletely won their way in.o the hearts of their students aa Prof essor Fish, who besides beine one of the most noted authont on the Wisconsin campus is also one of its most c' lortul personalities. Np campus function is complete at the Cardinal whool unless the history profes.or is on tb pro gram. Among the b-H.ks m-nltn by . Dr. Fish are "The Civil Service and the Patronage." "Syllabus of Lectures on American His'.orj-." "American Diplomacy." "Rise of the Common Man." and many 1 others. During leaves of absence 1 rom Wiconin he has indulged in his torical w rk of ereat value. He ; j has taught in the summer ses-sions ; j of Harvard. Washington, and Le j land Stanford universities. He is ; the chairman of the committee j that proposed radical curriculum j changes at the University of Wis- con.sin recently. tNT'FRSITY OF TEXAS. Austin- So that friendly relationships , between the National University i of Mexico and the University of j Texas might be furthered. Senor Igxario Garcia Teller, rector of ( the Mexican university, has sent four Mexican student leaders to meet with the Texas students. I Senor Teller, who accompanied the I delegation, stated at his return to l Mexico. "I am very grateful for the pleasant treatment given me at the. University of Texa.." PENALTY FOR CHEATING. LEHIGH UNIVERSITY Two men caught cheating in a final ex amination here were suspended for a year and placed on perma nent discipline probation by the committee on discipline. AWARDS FOR GRID STARS. TULANE UNI VERSIT Y Awards are Jo be made to the best linesman, tackier. epen fie'ld run ner, and punter on the Tulane football team hereafter. A3AND0N HELL WEEK? Northwestern University. Evans- toe. III.: Northwestern university has endorsed the abolition of Hell week and all it practices. LEARN TO DANCE WILL TE ACM VOU TO , DANCE IN SIX PRIVTE LESSORS BALLROOM. CLOG and TAP DANCING Lettone Mo'tciflB. Attertnoon and Cven'ng t)f Appoiritmeeit F.EbULTS OURMT0 Lee A. Thornberry LE25I "Ptivale Studu'' 2J00 V FISH WIL UNI CONVOCATION 9' -7-m r t r w e.-jA i5m; commntki: I It I The eighteenth annual engineers' week 01 the I'mvrrs.tv of Nebraska. April .1 in charge of th s commitue. fpper row, tleft to iiichti: Hetwit Kimlerly. LimVli Alvo: Itobert House. North ton. Lincoln: Richard A. Devereaux. Lincoln; R,.nald H lvsait Tnion. Second row; P.alph R Wick wne. North Platte: Kdward M. Prmlee. Cleveland heights. O ; John C. Steele. Kimball. F.dr4 M Kr.ight. Alliance: Darrell Schneider. Sterling; Francis P Vur.g. Aurora; Harold Altken. Friend. Russell Lindskog, Lincoln. Third row: Tony Kusnlt. (maha. Front tow: Bernard Osttrloh. Hooper, ilerald Kvans. Arcadia; Bernard Robinson. "Bearrice; luis Westover. Lincoln: fhailes McReynolds. Lincoln. Gordon vJibaon. Wahoo: John M Clema. Beatrice, grr.eial chairman. STUDENTS GIVE Til Individual Endervor and Class Projects Arc Included. That student talent becomes in timately involved in Farmers Fair, was revealed by members of the faculty in the college of agricul ture. Many class projects besides individual endeavor and enterprise find expression in the annual col lege fete. Girls who take part n the style show late in the afternoon. May 3. design and make all of the garments thst will be shown. This is a class protect under the i direction of Mis. ilrare Morton. J instructor in textiles. Costumes for the pageant. "Mother Goose May Day." which will be presented twice during the day. are made by girls of the home economics department, who are on the costume committee. "Sailing Inn One of th large projects con ducted by students is the tea room which is known as "Sailing Inn." It is conducted by the institu tional management ila.s which has entire charge of the work. Food rd labor costs will be fig ured by the students who operate the tea room on a regular com mercial scale. About fifty girls are employed in the project. Wini fred Yates being in charge. Actors, dramatists and stage hands combine their skill to put on the Snorpheum and Fo!Ue acts, of which Clarence Clover is master of ceremonies. There will be five vaudeville, numbers and an ortbertra, all of which is ' student talent. On the promotion end of the fair, the college has its own illu strators, advertising men and pub licity agents. Howard Alexander beads a battery of sign painters. Electricians, efficiency men. car penters, barkers, bankers, police all are students in the college of agriculture. MANY EXHIBITS ARE BILLED FOE PHARMACY NIGHT (Continued from Page l.i rics of experiments showing the results of vitamin deficient v in J white rats. The experiments have been conducted by Mr. Madison. Tests in biological standardira i tion to determine the strength of a preparation by accurately esti I mating its effect on living ani- mals or tissue will be made by James Dowd and Juan Pelais. The ! The principle underlying this is that a certain quantity of a drug ml" ' rrJuce the mim el feet in the same snecies of ani- ! trials, but the age and the weight of the animals must be taken into cemsjderation to prevent error. First Aid. One of the essential require ment of a pharmacist is the prin ciple of fust aid treatment. He must be able to Lake care of in juries before the doctor's arrival to prevent further danger. Etbel James and Jenvepb Faiman will demonstrate the first aid require- , futmts of a drug g ut. j Compounding and dispensing is a practice that makes the druggist legally respotusible for the fcaftty , of the patient. The laboratory ex- ' bitilion will resemble the prescrip tion ciinter in a drug store and I Jamei 'Green, chairman. Richard Leder, Raymond Heelaa. John . DANCE Where the Whole Town Dances RAIN OP. EHLNE! Throujh good weatber aad t ! ari'Mr. wheO-ir i cvip:e coirje or y vup' mm E"k a full 11 piex bnd plays -M u h'. Jurt aa vA. mlth the orj:r.riT of Paul Wniutman. THEY'P.E THERE ALWAYS THEY'RE ALWAYS THERE V:th the exeeption of the night thej piay fe entr'.te4 parlies. Wilaen a KMX J Bax.d Piayiii u the PAR K in place of WH'I WILL V.K PLATINU KOft THE PHI GAHMA DELTA A.VI IEI.TA I PPiiyj.V PAfiTIIin i. iiak(.i: or i;n(;im:i:hs i:i:k Platte: FWd IVtersi n. Lt retto I'. Assumption of Slacker Role Is Unpardonable Sin When Students At Ag College Prepare for Fair By Boyd Von Se;gern An ui'i;ii ii"iiiil'li sin on tl"' -oil of a i-it!t un i-.mi p. i tin- ii. tii!'!inii of tl,- folr o Nh.i'lxi r lv tiv iini-ut ili.ni , in'pnrt inn for Kai rnt-r Kiiir. Tlii whn rt a!i l ! t.nii-i.iN iiiniiiiL'inir tl.f l.ur in ii titt v 1 1 i-oniiti t m i t ih-. in In. .- t n lalivc tn tin- lot alt v r.ji iriilt ut nl stiiili-tits iorlra. I.i 'So t'ii-Nt h'jHiini I "air aft.r th- om- of tl. tudrnl tk it i.in hini--e.l tn be absent from the campus on the day before the gala event, it was related. Friday tx-fore the fair i devoted to preparation .'or the next day. classes being xcued and everyone being obhjjV. d to be on har.d. Deserter Tubbed. It wasn't rr.ob rule that gov erned the silusr.on. pre-en: offi cials pointed out. but all A the other students t--k er.o'igii time to drop their tools, mint out the desertet and plunge him it.o a tank of icy water. Although the first tubbing did not pacily the victim, he came out of the fecond dip quite peacefully, so the story g's. This example lasted until 1!J7. said Ed Jamke. member l the UJi senior Iv.ard. when another unambitious f.-l'ow got "til wet." "We haven't had any trouble since, an we don't anticipate nv '' Farmers Fair is scheduled. Jan ike add'-d. because o.' tne lov il co operation that every student j.ive to it. "It has been trie keynote of every fair in the pas'.." First Fair in 1916- The first lair on th" :aim campus waji held in 1916. It drew a crowd of V' then and wa con sidered a success. L. A. r n send. now a banker at Cuil-s. was manager of the- iirst exr--s,tion. There was the parade whi.-h went down "O" street, and the Snor pheum had its begmm.-g at that time, being staged by nv.isicians. daredevils, dancers and funsters. For three years during the wa. the fair was discontinued. Many of the men Wt tt-.e college and en listed in the service. Many of Ihetn came back to manage I'jture fairs. In one "f the most on- stAcdir.g fairs was offered ?y the Srhnepcl. Margaret K'-ertine and Herman Sch ichman will demon strate. An exhibition in pharmacog nosy, treating the u.-es of cnioe animal and vegetable drugs, will be given by William Bogle, chair man. Wilmer Guess, and Wil'ard Chandler. The forms of the crude dnigs will be displayed in order that the public may see the vari ous forms before they are prepared for administration. Cosmetic Esplanation. Cosaietic. used since ancient times, will be explained, and the powders, skin creams, and toilet waters analyzed. Since the subject cover fucb a Urge field of prep arations, it v.Ht impossible to ex hibit all of them, so the committee is concentrating on the display of toilet waters. Louise Hansen is chairman of the committee. -xisted by Margaret Risk. Phyllis Rhodes. 'and Viola Hachtel. "The Pharmaceuticans" the pharmacy college orchestra will plav Friday night, directed by Paul N. Sterke!. Members of the executive committee headed by Cbarle Wilon. are Richard Leder. Jame Stone. W illard Chandler. Paul Sterkel, Louise Hansen, and Estel Locke. LOVE CAUSES GRIEF. i University of California. Eerke- ley: Failure in love is a major j caase of unbappiness, according to ( Dr. Goodwin Watson, professor of ( education at Columbia university, who recently cejnducted a happi i nes test among 400 graduates, i The test was based on anonymous ' answers to Dr. Watson's question j naire. J From the answer. Dr. Watson 5 also concluded that intelligence ; bas no relation to happiness, that popularity mattered, and that more ' 1 I CLARENCE i i D ARROW ; Internationally Known ; Crimminal Lawyer will speak on "The Failure of F6rce LIBERTY THEATRE Friday, May 2. 8 P. M. Ticket 50c-75c-$l on sale at Ross P. Curtice Co. 1240 0 Street .10 t My 2 ill t In; l"harles H (.Irerr. iv M lltnn', Unroln: Won w ai;- r stiii-r.u, for which an adm.voon charge was ma. The following year a larger amount of funds were invested in the fair an1 the first rain insurance policy was taken. J 1.000 Cleared in 1924. With a clearance of $1 ooxi the 1924 event is recorded as the tnot prosperous fair yet held ?ul-e-cjven' f'r have been '.-ry '!e to pay out. record show. "This is a non-profit org imt tion." Elv.n Froiik. manas-r f t this year s fair pointed out. bi t we don t like to lose nion.'y. We have invested SC.Oni in the l?rij exposition, of which two-thirds is covered by inuran e " A style show, a .-ihi-e;r.g tour, and a tea room wre new attractions at the I9j; fair The new Student Activities bj:!d:rg was used for the first time. A fancy light horse show md a livestock parade headed the l.'t of new features in the Kr aftair. Ijtst year a polo game was bnn.ght to Lincc-ln for the first lime, raw ing many extra patrons to Farm ers Fair . An intr-sorority nding contest and por.y and pet stork show were also added. Horse-PuMing Contest. New attractions for the prrsent fair, which will swing into scion Saturday noon. May 3. include a horse -pulling contest and a flower show. Entertaining, row. over iofwl people, students m the college of agriculture have gained recogni tion for staging the greatest extra curricular activity in the sta'. It has been acknowledged as ore of the country mM magnificent student affairs in w hi' h over .V-j students take part. These were si&tements made by I van W. W. Bnr yourger people than H lfr were un happy. .5 jrce-ss in dramatics w found to be the most related to happi ness, while rn'isic- and poetry seemed to be a more common refuge for the unhappy. Contral to the general opinion, it was learned that happiness is n"l im possible to the physically handi capped. Ugliness. underweight, ptor lungs, and suh handicaps ap peared to affect tappine'? so slightly as to be considered neg ligible' A slight tendency toward unhap picefts wa found in those individ uals with a better than average so cial environment during chilohood and adolescence. Dr. Watson stated that men le l.eved themselves happier than women believe themselves to be. and the married are happier than the unmarried. He also declared that "The happy enjoy their work, prefer responsible jobs and like to think of life as worth while." Let's walk Oh, well The Neolithic men were in questionably a smart people. In the heart of the Umbrella Age they figured out that strolling in the tain would be fan if you only didn't get wet. Nothing more was done about it. though, until 1838, when Tower started making slick ers. We're good, at it now, if we do say it. Fish Brand Slickers, roomy, well-cat, long-wearing, are sold everywhere, in a wide range of models, weights and colors, for men and others. Your slicker will soon pay for itself in reduced taxi and pressing; bills. Look for the fith on the label. A. J. Tower Cosipany. 24 Simmons Street. Boston, Massachusetts. - rtfjWEJfS- Veteran Secretary Gives Advice to Students At Rally. 'Tt.A a v ri'ierfi! . tivdv an education in i!-.; ' iir.iji J. n. ei re'.ary l ine .Ma Sale l.r nr.n en-e 1 te. en'.ly lie n esa:rg f the ! .e i I ran,er ta r tvcrlr h ar.n .! ev w.tion to ( h-!l a' trie ;.'-(;e of agriculti.re i n Msv 2 With over f f'v xeara if .!,.! verieme in fs.r mn;f rrent Mi Ja k r i cir t.'.el w.tti kr.nwinc m re bo .t tre in tti.aiir. of I t.ra tri tn anv o'tier person Me h leen 'fair m n led nme he a u .r.g hoy when h t.ed in Nmkol c i.nty an t t k them in f i evhi l.iti in at 'he co inty fair at Nelon County Activities. Jt k' n Ucame active in the m.nagen.rr.t i f the N.nki ; i rn'-nty lir in l'.er unri an I wa n it le ei re'ary for eve!l trrrr. I lie showed at active mterr.-t in s: -k h'i and fair all over the c -.n'ry and has served n vanout slate t crr.ni'.tees of an agticul ti.ial na'ure Now r.e n sevir'aiy of NVinakA own sta'e fa.r wun stveial ears of serviie n h. rrett "The ciea'.i.t ta.k i l..innlt h. ive " Jcknn ti Id the i row l tnt g.rheied to hear him Ti.es :av nijht. i to r ake t.tr t i y.ut (sir lel a th'-igh they are takir. sonitthmg vv.:h !h.e:i when '. hty I. ve ' ogani7Alion and n-oiralion a.e the two b,;-t woi.; in the tin tjonary." the tnretary nr.tir.- i. e j. "ar j yoj s''.idrrt in 'he col lege f agri' iilture are le.MT.irg vvht they n.eiin 1 have revet seen such to-cpera'i'n anywhere F-ervvne ,e.rrs to have caught the spin' of the thing Yen de Vflcp initiative, yon learn t'i grasp opportunities "U bring out lead 1 1 h p "Your problem ' to enterta.n ail cla-es i f people, that i a b:g task I always pn k i.p new ideas when ! attend Farmers Fair ' Jv kson related IOWA STATU PLANS TIIRKK I)Y SPORTS .MKLT. KX POSITION AMES. Iowa. Sport entfc'.nas's will have plenty en'eita.nmer' prcvided f--r them at Ve.sr-.ea. the anr.i.ai three !av epsit;on et Iowa Sta'e college n be held Mav . V. and The l'niveri'y of Nebraska B.; Six champions in P'-!1. will he op por.en's of I .wa S'Ve for two var sity baseball games. Friday ar.d Saturday. May 9 and l'. Cvh B"b Sin.psir. s Cyclone track team will n.eet Missouri m a dual meet May s. -n Sta'e field, in the Cycior.es first dial meet ai'airst a conference opponent ont-'h-s seas'-n Mis.ur s tern team will clash with the I've lores Saturday afternoon. Mav In additi on ire vsr:ty con les's. a s-.vimmirg tires, i.nder Way Back When rru ii iiphin loc! and llicn wwv no May OuecM or Fannrr's Faii 'Ilicrr u jnl our full mcm! Iraililiou wilh llif rampi! roeiN. It was thi shoitlm; r hld(;i;s THEN AS Tliev bought Iiirt nail.. THEN AS NOW- Tliev found these fashion foll)Ies "priced to please." Mav time is tradition timeand Rudge's began in .Slav. Don't forget our big BIRTHDAY SALE It Starts Todav! h ( lmin I. nm ft I IhJUii fit l.rl f friiiurv, :. i. m. Ad teniae won ' pitt ed I meet l tne Armory At about ly or la arrange i) te iy Cham Tner 'e sued to wear vn,te orettci A te am im ih tepee aenta.e of te toer cUtttt. nj ail Tassei r atked la meet in n Armory, d'etteJ in pastel color, to organise tne daisy (ill" M. Bernice C eM. tmt''t n-iwiber of My lae sard tn, year, and Mitt Pauime Gei Jt'y, alumna e' Mortar Board M. be in tna'ge Of organfieg he d'ty nd it y Cham procett'Ont the cl.re.'n n t V F. I'a . ari'y .vcimrr.irg i'li wr! I. stage I m the nir. . -d in S' fvmr.i m t-n Thors-iav an I Yu Ui)' Btvt Ma ar.d V Order o Ilrick Today! "I OR GOODNL55 SAKE" . ALWAYS ASK FOR Positively Enticing Because It's made of the same ingredients ou use in your own home. Refreshingly appetizing flavored just rizht. It's ure to please Wholesome Purr Delicious Collnis Ice Cream Co. NOW- tlirir pi.'ii peplum ImiiIo anil bolero- AT KL'I)(;ES N(W AVIATORS' eH AT. I mver.tv f Mi h gn. Aaa Ai i. i Omuroa Pi i li.rdt ct a fr.'heri f.ti len ttMnhed at the t'ruvert.tv of MiogA It ia the f ft AViti'.n fraternity in any d the io.it get f the tocj.tr. P vr.i ir l.rj ri le for tr.e e t ...ii t rl of chter al u'her i.r. . r .t. Learn to Dance i..4fr.lre to teacb )ou .a a. Private Lesxma. c' -ri every M'r.lt) and v e l-:elay pr.'.!e lcr. uiotc.r.j arter. c i n A evening t a. i for Appoint meet. Mrs. Luella WilUami Prtvata Studio I Lie El.iS liJJ D 8t 'Delicious Nutritious CREAM Cell B5030