Tlll'KSDAY. MARCH II. 1)J). TWO Till: DAILY M.HR ?K..i : .. ... .. . iinnpr pnnuno on m ij tam i iimin n n i n..ii.tin un r i.niniii.A mi in uuni nnniw uluul The Daily Ncbraskan .alia A, Unealn. Nakratha OFFICIAL PUBLICATION UNIVICHTY OP NIIMIKA UaS.r .Irscliaft af tha Slytf.M PuklKatlsn Boar TWINTV llOMTH VtAR Pyllhtf Tweadey, WMniMiy. Thurcdty. frlday a CSllarlal Offlaa IfRlvaraUy Hall 4. walnaaa OWia WmvaraUs Mall SA. OffUS Hogr asiterlel ale". 1. 00 la 09 (pi Prld a Sunday. utinae Haffi 1)00 la 4:00 a'larnaana Taiaphona Slloriali Mil. Na. umteai , n. rri NigM . tntara) ascansauaa maltar at lha aattalfica In Lincain, Naaraaka. Miar act el Cangraea. March . W. md al aptcial rata al poelats proxidad iaf la aactian 110. avl at Ociobar 1. 1117. aulharKad January SO, 1M. watCftlHTlON HAT a a.nyia Capy I csnla U a yaar V aamaatar DEAN HAMMOND EDITOMN-CHIEF Maurlca W. Konksl Associate Editor MANAGING EDITORS W. Joca Ayrts cu r. dauJahl NEWS EDITORS Ilarl Aod.rieu Jc'1 tlUult Ixm Carlson William McClooi Ufuw Itotb CONTRIBUTING EDITORS kUurtca Aklu William McCI.eiy Vernon Keirlu.c (,tne Uobb kenntth Lewis Douglas Tlmmermau Hobr ! slur MILTON MoGREW BUSINESS MANAGER ASSISTANT BUSINESS MANAGERS William Kearn. Marshall Finer Lyman Cass CLIMBING It's jTowiDs:! For the apprehension of the campus prowler. Biaraudor. footpad, rover, or whatever h turns out to bo. or for Urn tlue leadiuic to his capture. The Dally Nebraakaa sponsors a campaign to raise- a reward fund. This morning, small contributions from those who desire to see the campua ridded of this dangerous character, have started the reward fund gTowtn But it Is a start; that's all. Students complain that they have been cam paigned to death. The Nebraskan does not attempt to force iU proposition down the throats of anyone. Voluntary contributions are asked for. The natural tendency In aiding to build up a fund for the cap ture of a miscreant, is to hang back until the fund has started piling up to see who contributes. The Nebraska", does not have its eights set for a fabulous reward. It simply offers students and friends of the University an opportunity to factor in the capture of the prowler w ho has been molest ing coeds oa the University of Nebraska campus. It is an effort to sound out the real appreciation that young men and women have for their own safety and welfare. Ten dollars or ten thousand. It goes to the cap tor of the campus prowler. How about a buck or two? If the prowler Isn't caught the money will be returned. If he is snared, then there will be the satisfaction of seeing the dangerous tactics stopped. R. O. T. C. cadets are hoping that the steam shovels keep on tearing up the drill field until the first of June. STRAINING PATIENCE "Hello, Is Mary there?" hopefully from a throb bing masculine larynx. "Just a minute. I'll sec," with orthodox sweet ness. "Hello-o-o," drawn out in a soft musical tone. "Mary?" eagerly. Strangely enough it is. "D'ya know who this is?" playfully in that tan talising manner used expressly for such occasions. "I haven't the slightest Idea." If she did it would Indicate (truthfully) that no ono clao ever called her a terrible admission Indeed. "No idea 'tall?" he queries. She hasn't. "It'a Bob," confessed shyly as if he is about to give the young lady the surprise of her life. Giggles of delight follow. And then, "How are you Bob?" She is so solicitous of his welfare. "Fine. Howsureself?" In a nonchalent air. "Great," even if her chin-strap is choking her. The usual momentary pause. Then, "Watcba doin' bow?" Inquisitively. "Jus" talking to you," that invariable reply so royly spoken. . , . , . Fifteen minutes later "Bang," the clock strikes too half hour. "She did? Well it's not so. You don't believe her, do you Bob?" Indignantly. "Well, she said you told her I'd have to do until yon could hook some other sucker," mournfully. "Bang, bong . . .bong," (ten times the clock strikes). "Well, then I won't believe it if you'll go with me to the Eta PI spring party Friday night." And so on, far, far into the night Point: The enforcement of the three-minute telephone courtesy limit in fraternities, sororities, dormitories, rooming houses and drug stores Is woe fully neglected. Football suits are being checked out today. Perhaps sheepskin coats will be checked ia. UNSUNG DEPARTMENTS' One often hears the expression "unsung hero" connected with the name of some person who per forms a noble deed perhaps several and yet re ceives no recognition therefor. In the same manner can the term "unsung department" be appended to certain divisions of the University, which conduct their work quietly without any bursts of enthusiasm, yet are progressing rapidly In their particular fields. ,The University of Nebraska Extension Division is one such department. Established in 1S96 and reorganized in 1909, this particular department has enjoyed material growth until it liu.-'. now taken its place among the leading branches oT the University. Through its various undertaking u ..as proved Its worth not only to the University bl to the state as a T hole. With the recent addition of a course in lip reading, the division has displayed a ntep forward in the direction of improved educational facilities. The course. Offered only at one other institution besides Nebraska, is designed principally to improve audi tory capacities of an individual The success of lip reading lies in the fact that sounds hardest to hear, the consonants, are easiest to see, and by learning of lip-reading the partially deafened person combines . fight and hearing to become nearly normal. Thus . to dents who have difficulty In large classroom to hamr the professors' lectures are aided considerably with the added knowledge of Up reading. ' side from this woik. the division is constantly Jlin vi.XN TIIL I.IM3 0 La6iIIs Cltman Lapping In much mih the high schools of the et through ! .!. ' ns bulletins Information con k-iuIiis t. . e..Ju anMilre aiHUitoird bf llit I'fcl .uy is con iu in mtu m"- - .. . ,. .... iivL Tea,, for b. purpud. of ,...b...U.u 'j.Vo, f "V standards are now Ik-Iii s-ul out. uklug the I'Ia1"8, t o :.'o of the annual sprint" rontats formerly held undr .... lha auM-lc-s of the l nirralty bare In Lincoln. The This U nov-l whkh 'V1! be submitted later to .he ,.ura. of Kdura- ulO -"J ll lUmal Itrfrrrnte anJ Hrairh for scoring and Ulhrll) B((.ira. Janrt Hoyt. a I Mn the rntlr pioj-rt blns hamlM by lb eitro Uudii aland, la a nom de plume. The .urn division .author Is a toruirr dsau of onn "" "u,l,,n- of a big mlddl eatpro university from intimations I should Jude In conducting Us work thrt-unh corrfapoudeuie ,tilwr .yirhuan or lllluola. This courses, the diUstons had llkrmlae suowo Its worth. 'novel seems to com, uearer Inter ......... i- .i.. .-.ii.. . .....n.i i.nlr. nl i.retlus Iho problems of unlversl- earning lertuiee and euterulnnienia o th and adjannt territory has Im-u Inaugurated. Its appeal U uld rural, grade and hlsb school trili ra ho cannot at all tlirmi'il a of rrMnl Inaliuc ..on. young ,.eo,.. preparing lbm.,.v. for , or who are unable to puiau continuous resldeut lies In this seclloii of the country than any other. It auppoaedly sets forth the actual roiulltluus eslallng In our oo educational institutions. It deals villi aiuitenis, laculty. au- written mot ing reader on plot wiilrh rariiea the study, ministers, proleahloiml and bualneaa turn, and i brrathleasly. a boat of other mrreiitailv s of the srlous walks of life-... find ,he oMeUnu. of this dep.itnien, lo j -KK Theory" be of Intrinsic value. shows his public aud personal R-aardlraa ut the airmlng Uck of boisterous t problems In deajing wiib a mass or rnararirra 1st ration seems I. plays In the scheme of etlinailon. ror ss itunsra,0 writn from the Inalde of Hooker, eminent elueenih century KnglUh writer, i that building, looking out. The . . . .. . i -. i I.. .h w ,,r .fii.lniii. innuri as mice aald: "Tne creainess or Mil acuui.a ia uii-aa-; -. - tired by the worthiness of the suSJrct from which they proceed, and the objict whereabout they are conversant." AJ.S.B0AR0V0IEl:His: Social Sciences Corridor Is;": Scene of Balloting for Women aiiii tiv r.iiMunt Hf..ir l-iar.ia ew 11iara4. II,. IB nesardlraa or Ibe arnuing UC or ooiaieroui proDirma in aeajuis m pruiaea and commendations, (he fact ivmslne that j undergraduates. Other chai -ord of , ivls. n .'..elf bear, ou, "iKr WHERE THE WEST BEGINS (to gat wild) Inky black on campus ground Fearing coed now surrounds. Tell us bow In desd of night A girl. can walk without a fight? Are lights so costly Power so dear That we must walk In constant fear? IVrhsps dame fashion will come through With Jeweled holster, rifles too. Hut please don't shoot at old U hall. A bullet now would split the wall. Your target practice. Lady fair. Consent to take In open air. A nifty Jacket, bullet proof. Would make the timid girl aloof. And campus cops could have great fun Looking down In prowler's guu. It might be better After all To shoot at sight Than wait to call. Withhold your lights, oh power plant For if you don't perhaps we can't Carry weapons, ride on horses. Chew tobacco, pass some courses. Another good slogan bc.:.,",Onc3 in awhlla there are so few people In the library that a fellow Just has to study." A snow storm this time of the year would be a great handicap to the picnic patrons. a film and nstv sea in m para ground, out of which vrlous Individ uals step for aid luto the light. Hut either the writer has deal, with a different school from Ne- !braka. or Is a cynical pessimist. The big argument now Is over the meaning of,or fe , an an optimist, for I. the slogan campaign. Ioes It mean simple study would seem Hist some of the prob er simple slogans. ''ems portrayed are overdrawn and or amine aioK.u.. e,aerated. Everyone of the slu- douta brought inio the alory is in 'oine sort of trouble Involving mo 'rsln. Iho msjorlty is shown as wild, rebellious, untrustworthy, per I verted. And this Is supposed to ;mlnt a picture for the uon univer sity resder of truo. real school life snd Its problems. I am afraid that modern coeducational systems will !not be strengthened by this story. I The author evidently Is In a posi tion to do much good, but she seems cynical and perhaps no one Iran blame her. A dean of women Is not supposed to see the bright side of school life. Ed Howe, the Ksnsas editor of the Atchison C.lobe (formerly, that Ik), has come out with a book called "Plain People." Howe gained fame many years ago when lie pub lished "The Story of a !ninll Town." He is a pioneer In Amer ican realism, and was ahead of Meucken and Sinclair Lewis many veur. for he writes of common place things In a commonplace way, showing them a they are. Hut not with the mocking air of I-ewls. Howe makes his characters human. When he wrote "The Story of a Country Town," he could get no publisher to print it It was new and radical so he rrlnted It himself on the presses of his At chison Globe. His daughter, Mateel Howe Fornhaiu. is the author of "Rebellion," reviewed la this col umn a few weeks ago. K- ll'erin Mayo continues 0 vh in on her first success : Iter India" by way of tne . Ii... t story. Magazine editors are anxious to rope In a lurid yarn i or i wo by this woman who kicked r; .m munh d'it H conplo of years I ago. And the stories are still In the same vein. She Insists that, the pic tures of Indian life she draws are fair and realistic, as do many of her supporters. Her antagonists also continue to refute every state ment she makes, saying that they are overdrawn, and while her in stances are true, they are not rep resentative. At any rate, she is not popular in England, and certainly not populr in India. In fart, emi nent Indians, with much gritting of teeth, dare her to set loot on In dia's coral strand once more. But she knows that would not be safe. The Wild West number of the Awgwan Is out. I still insist that pages fourteen and fifteen, devoted to spring styles for men and lav ishly Illustrated, contain the most humor In the Issue. This quotation from Edgar Wal lace, author, seems especially ap propriate In the same column which reviews ' Wings of Wax." "There is so much nsstiness in modern literature that I like to write stories which contain noth ing worse thau a little Innocent murdering." STANLEY JONES WILL TALK NEXT WEEK IN LINCOLN ( onllnui-d from J'of 1. church. "Detween Two Kingdoms." Dr. Clifton H. Wolcott, presiding. Tuesday, March 19 Pnlversity convocation at 11 in the morning, in Grant Memorial hall. Chancellor Burnett, presiding. Kujiiiiin service at 7:80 in St. I'Htil'c ciinrch. "A Cross Section of a Da;.'' Dr. Rrvlne Ingles, presid ing. Wednesday, March 20 Union convocation (Wesleyan, Cotner and Union colleges) at 10 In the morning. Evening service at 7: SO In St. Paul's church. "The Christ of the Final Word." Dr. Paul Calhoun, presiding. Thursday, March 21 Convocation at Doane college at 9:30 In the morning. Women's meeting in St. Paul's church at 2:30 In the afternoon. Evening ser vice at 7:30 in St. Paul's church. "The Conquest of Fear." Friday, March 22 Men's luncheon at 12 noon at the chamber of commerre. Evening ser vice, yow g people's meeting at 7:30 st Trinity Methodist church. "He Took Upon Himself." Todsy msrks the rloae of voting for candidates for membership In the Associated Women Students board. Voting Is taking place In the main corridor of Km lal Sciences from until 6 o'clock, and all uni versity women are eligible to vate. Unless .he voters check the names of four candldatea In each claas and for ihe prfxldeni. no votes will be counted valid. Candidates for pie.lden. were Vlrlsn Fleetwood and Greirhen Ktandeveu. lie.ly Jonas. Helen Mr Chesney. Hsrrlet Har.on. Ixds Kr Irkson, Julia Kldtr. Mildred and Faye Williams are candidates for amlrir niembershll) on the hoard. Junior candidates sn Helen Hlru tie. Belly Steinberg. Itulh Itoberls. Hather Gavlord. Huth Hatfield, far ah Plrkard and lieity Wahlquist. ( Sophomore canaiaatea ar i.rruu en Fee. Hetty Kaln. Mildred tilsh. Adelaide llurr. Victoria Glalfelter, Uwendobn Hsger and Simpson. . u- m fc...iri Hull. . .. ......... i. t aMa Attendance Easily Exceeds That of Shows in Two Previous Years Sta rt. a. s - :r:,,:ra.u-. ... hail. 1 1. i ....... .il..a. I. .'.vw-alle". f.ul II. "- or . gn. hn , ' ( , Blow, . ... IA.. - TrL'"V ' ... i-t.f I.tuiii. .- ''" 7"" " v." IrMtu. mmtt Km. I fTii .1.. W.iHla Vlart IS .. - ..... .. f..r "" " - - " Kn Hion.i.-'' SI ..ul.ft. Vlan.li IS I n.v.r.'lv ... Mi- T.mi.lr. II i'Iiwi u! . . . .ween Hyoil Hslla.U) and W IMam lUnrasier. This short plsy lerinln atea with an unexpected surprise . ' according larger crowds have been ati. iK ing the (ireater Lincoln epor-Hiiv being held In the I nlvein.y t aeum, than have ever atti ndd ! . the past t0 yesis. The ins ia.'. ari eiertlr.g aii"iu'.aiue u i . .he ,0,')00 mark by the iuitl:i the week, the to.al at iri'lhiic.' .... last year, and to mount to 4u before the exposition t,lne Si' .i day evruing. The enteitalumrm las'.s tiom ' a.iivii to 11 o fiu a r-.i.iMfc. in' m.. !.iiininblle show la ihe !sifl v ,11m...ii..0 coii-um. jpre.euied In Lincoln ami i. :.i, r., i-M i "" dealers are unable lo exhlh l the I.. I .1... I,. 1.,-lr HI M.ilii I' I.. II . I'W . " U l. ,w - ..-- American lA-smu. t i n,. Hoy Scouts. Laura" I'nun.y Humane soieiy. iuuii-i" aiti deisr.mcnl oi I'.ie Mmoir schools and I.lncola pair: i!pm.' ment have exhlblis ..ll-in run .....w. '"'- 1'Ul.na. fall.sa ' ai"'ul .I'r'.lirr l ln-la 'M",!1,-lVt ur": T .t !Kstofne. ?TuZ.X ' - ' I Fire ilrls. to Coll sjrrl-fun promo-, J . ... I'rw.ll bu.luess msna- L.r .vrireased .he OlilnlOll last tnnhnmofA cuard from ew ion, ...i. Uii d be avsnsoie COX WILL LKAI) KANSAS QUI.MKT,,. Uwrence. Kas. Forrest Cox jmore guard iroru e iuh. , ,,,, ...t elected honor captain or the;,,.. mu,., t ihmi nersons. Ilalconv Jsyhauker basketball squad for the j,,,, f0 on sale ss stnin as li e past season by a vole of the learn. J ) , . of flrt jwr seals is ev The eleeilon of sn honor captain , Ull(,lfM. All .he available reserved was hld lor the llrs. lime this i (1U pr .ij oul jrHteiday. yesr. The team did not elect a reg- ul.r captain lor tne seaaou. um went through with temporary cap tains appointed at different times F You May Go i ! WITHOUT COATS BUT H is impossible to :f0 without s The leading lady In "Don't Be Silly" will have to change clothes after he leaves borne or the prowler will get him. TheBe social climbers are trymg to buy tickets for the Base ball. It seems that the campus Is getting darker every night. Evidently the authorities believe In daylight saving. It Is rumored that six or seven of the persons on the Awgwan staff last semester are eligible again this term. "I have no fraternal Interest In this matter. It is all for the good of the organization," says one of the campus celebrities. Yeah, Brutus was a good friend of Caesar, too. ANOTHER POINT OF VIEW SHALL WOMEN PAY? Lancelot should never have started In the first place. Except for Adam, he made more misery for mankind than any man in history. He was the great medieval authority on the etiquette of gsl lantry, and the deplorable Institutions which he orig inated have left young men impoverished ever since. Where Is the fair damsel of King Arthur's day who waited patiently for some knight errant to kill the dragon at her front door? She has been replaced on the scale of human evolution by a new type of feminism. The young woman of today has no time for ogres or dragons. She does not Bit at home In the castle watching wistfully for the glitter of golden armor on the hilltop. Any young gentleman hoping to rescue her must use the telephone to find her and wrack the engine of his car to catch her. When he reaches her at last, he hands out his last "five" for an evening's entertainment, and leaves her that night, to spend the rest of the week nosing around a hamburger shop for sustenance. This young man decides that it Is absolutely Imperious that he land a job. He applies for the position of elevator boy in a downtown office building, and learns that every position is filled by a girl. He seeks a Job in a check room or a restaurant and discovers that women have taken everything everywhere. He reads In an economic textbook that "any position which can be filled by a woman will not be filled by a man. Wages tor women are lower, and a man can't underbid them." He gives up hope and becomes a socialist; and a woman-hater. He begins to think that some philosopher of the stone age must bare thought out the oft-repeated phrase: "It's the woman who pays." There Is a movement afoot upon the campus for an equal sharing of expenses between men and women. The Idea is no doubt commendable from the maseuUne point of view. But there Is a taint of graft to the scheme which makes it esthetlcally wrong. 1 MtnPretota Daily Cox. iilavlna his first year of var sity competition, wss outstsndlng for his all-around game through .he season. He is also a leiterman In football. He was an all-Amerlcan high school selection In 1926 when he was a member of the Newton high school team. 1.. D. Ilaveuhill. dean of the School of Pharmacy at the Unlver allv of Kansas, has been elected chalrniau of the Sub-Coii.inlttee Ko. Kleven of the Oeueral Hevislor. Committee of the United States Pharmacopoeia, the legal standard for drugs and medicines In thb United Ststes. Dean HavenhiU's appointment fills the vacancy leit by the death of Dr. U. M. Berlnser of Camden. N. J. Dean Havenhlll is also a mem ber of Strh-Comniittees Six. Seven, and is the only subcommittee chairman resldl" west of the Mis sissippi. Twenty men fro niihe University of Kansas glee club recently sang at the Central Presbyterian church in Kansas City. The program was one of a series of services being held from now until tauter for the young people of Kansas City. Prof. Eugene Christy, director of the club, said this morning. Frenhmen Think 13 l Lucky In Intvrclas liasketbatl Tussle J HAIR CUT j UNI BARBERS 319 NO. 12th This number 131 Lucky? Lu lucky? Well it depends. When Ihe j score In Ihe championship game, of the girls lulerclass basketball was 13 to T In favor of the sopho mores. It looked as iIioukIi 13 were the doom of '32. Then Ihe spirit of j '32 flared tip. Freshman made , basket after bssket until with only 13 seconds to play they had'tied the sophomore's scoi-e, 13 lo 12. ; Now Is 13 lucky for the freshmen. I and unlucky for the sophomores. Anyway It was a tie, so 13 brought luck to both sides. There are rumors that the fresh men are challenginu Iheir rival to a decision game. W hich side vill 13 favor tlun? :ii STUDENTS PLAN ' COLL-AGRI-FUN ' FRIDAY EVENING Coilllnurd from ' I. been secured to furnish music for the event. This body of musicians has made several appearances at agricultural college functions and was In the last year's Farmers Fair parade. It is not a pait of the It. O. T. C. band. While Diocrams are not yet avail able it is tentatively planned toij:: open the Friday evening entertain- jjj ment with a presentation of seler- iji tions by the College of Agriculture I jjj chorus. This group of singers is un- jj der the direction of Mrs. Altlnas j j-j Tullis, instructor In chorus. j ;;; Lights Will Assist Mr. A. A. Iteed from the School j jj of Fine Arts is in charge of the I iji stage lighting and scenery. A huge iji spotlight will be used to secure the j ; proper lighting of the scenery ana costumes. "Mlrandy's Pink Tea," is one of the headllner attractions, featur ing an afternoon social engagement of colored ladles. Dorothy De Witt, Margaret Ilallstrom and Alice Ix per, play the leading role in the minstrel performance. Two dancing skits are rated by those who have seen them as be- ins: unusually good. Eight girls are in the Pep club while the role of the Becond dancing act Includes six girls. Elaborate costumes and stage colorings have been made to lend the right atmosphere to the dancing skits. Announce Headlinere. Clarence Clover has perfected a tap dancing act which has been worked In as a curtain skit. Com mittee members have expressed the opinion that Clover's ability Is comparable to that shown by pro fessional actors. Clifford Webster Is the leader of a harmonica band, featuring cowboy songs and popu lar vocal tunes. These eight ama teur musicians are expected to make a strong bid for the crowd's approval. A whistling number by Hettte Bailey, presenting bird calls. Is another part of the program. "Eti quette" is a humorous dialogue be- J0URNALISTS WRITE TOURNAMENT STORIES i otitliiard from l'fe I. professional journalistic fraternity, acted as head copyholders at the bureau, supervising the work of ed iting the stories. Following is the list of the ten most prolific reporiers and number of tho words they wrote- William McUaffln. 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