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THE UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA, LINCOLN, NEBRASKA, SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 1928.
PRICE 5 CENTS
SOONER STATE
AGGIES ANNEX
HOOP VICTORY
Oklahoma A.&M. Takes 32-21
Game from Huakers in
Fast Contest
WITTE BROWN PAIR UP
Second Half Rally Brings Scar
let Cagers Within Seven
Points of Agmen
Fighting a hard but futile game,
the Nebraska cagemen were defeated
hy the Oklahoma Aggies 32 to 21 in
a fast contest at the Coliseum Satur
day evening. Trailing by a score of
22 to 10 at the half, the Cornhuskers
rallied and were seven points behind
the Aggies as the third quarter end
ed. With "Ab" Wright heading the
attack, the Agmen lengthened their
lead and were never menaced by the
trailing Huskers.
Starting out with a barrage of bas
kets, the Sooner Aggies were soon
far in the lead. Wilkie Collins, elon
gated center on the opposing team,
got the tip-off from Munn, Nebraska
pivot-man, and sent the Aggie of
fensive off to a running start. King,
Ag forward, put his team in the lead
with his early scoring efforts and
grabbed the high scoring honors of
the evening with eleven points.
"Dutch" Witte provided the best
performance of the eveningfor the
H'iker cause. Leading the Varsity
scoring with six points to his credit,
Wittealso turned an excellent per
formance at the forward position.
Paired with "Jug" Brown, his inevi
table running mate, "Dutch" showed
a polished brand of floorwork and
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SPORT CARNIVAL
ATTRACTS M AN K
Medley of Intramural Sports
And Burlesque Mun's
Feature Program
DANCE IS FINAL NUMBER
Approximately two thousand per
sons attended the Husker Intramural
Carnival, held in the Coliseum Friday
evening. Sponsored by the "N" Club
and athletic department, the affair
was a medley of intramural sports
and special entertainment features,
ending with a dance.
"We were more than satisfied with
this first Carnival," stated "Jimmy"
Lewis, in charge, "and feel that we
will be able to put on a much better
one next year." The Carnival was
held with the purpose of increasing
interest in intramural sports.
The first event of the evening was
a basketball game, to decide the
championship of class B of interfrat
ernity basketball. Alpha Gamma Rho
defeated Phi iSgma Kappa by a score
of 14-12. In class A Kappa Sigma
trounced Sigma Phi Epsilon by a 35
12 score.
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Bearg Gives Chalk Talk
On Football Styles To
Lincoln Club Members
Styles of football and their advan
tages and disadvantages were dis
cussed by Coach Ernest Bearg at a
meeting of the Professional Men's
club at the' Lincol.i hotel Saturday
noon.
Coach Bearg aimed to refute the
statement which had been circulated
to the effect that Nebraska had but
one style of play. With a chalk talk
he pointed out that Nebraska had
seven styles, all different but start
ing in the same way.
Professor Pelzer is Investigating
Old Newspapers of Western Nebraska
Head of Department of History at
Iowa U Here With E. D. Branch;
Will Study Publications at the
Historical Society Library.
Old newspapers published in the
western counties of the state during
1867-1890 were being investigated at
the Historical Society Library last
week by Prof. Louis Pelzer, Ph. D.,
of the history department of the Uni
versity of Iowa, E. Douglas Branch,
a student in Mr. Pelzer's department,
U with the historian.
Four years have been spent by Mr.
Pelzer in investigation of the general
subject, The Cattlemen's Frontier
from 1367-1890. Thi is the third
time he has been here for this work.
Two articles from his investigations
have already been published. "Shift
fog of Cow Towns of Kansas" was
published in the 1925 issue of Trans
itions of Illinois State Historical
Virtue Will Teach in
California in Summer
Prof. G. 0. Virtue of the depart
ment of economics has accepted an
invitation to teach in the summer
session of the University of Califor
nia at Berkeley next June.
N' TROPHY GOES
TO FARM HOUSE
Interfraternity Track Meet
Closes After Saturday
Competition
KAPPA SIG TAKES SECOND
Farm House won the interfratern
ity indoor track championship by
scoring 18,333 points in the meet
held under the east stadium, which
ended Saturtiay with the completion
of the fifty-yard high hurdles, thirty
five pound weight, and the half-mile
run. The champions will be award
ed the "N" club trophy for their ac
complishment.
I Kappa Sigma with 17,794 points
'finished in second place, while
Theta Chi totaled 16,222 for third
place. Farm House held the first
I position in the standings throughout
itho meet although their position was
i threatened at times by the second
I and third place winners. The cham
'pions presented strong representa
jtion in all events, especially in the
weights and distance runs,
j. Trumble broke the fraternity high
j hurdle record Saturday by breaking
'the tape in 6.7 seconds. Ragains,
Kappa Sigma, and Pierson, Alpha
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MARIONETTES WILL
APPEAR IN LINCOLN
University Players Sponsor Novel
Presentation of "Ali Baba
And the Forty Thieves"
"Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves,"
miniature theater event of un
equalled oriental splendor and me
chanical wonder will be presented by
the famous Tony Sarg Marionettes
Tuesday evening, February 14, in the
Lincoln" High School auditorium.The
complete company of fifty-two hand'
made "actors," and eight pupeteers
will offer a show which will appeal
equally to people of all ages, and
m 1 , i J 1 M 1 1J
irom sneer Deauiy ana sum suuuiu
draw a large crowd. The Marion
ettes will perform under the auspices
of the University Players.
Manipulated by invisible strings,
the small players will faithfully por
tray the story of Ali Baba and his
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W.A.A. WILL FETE
UNIVERSITY CO-BDS
Program Is Designed to Acquaint
Women With Activities and
Organization Work
.
The W. A. A. will be host to all
university girls from 4 to 6 o'clock
Thursday afternoon in Ellen Smith
HalL The purpose of the occasion
is to acquaint university women with
the activities of the W. A. A.
A Droeram is being planned for
the party and dancing will be a part
of the entertainment. Mildred Hel
lenbareer. Irene Davies, and Helen
Neslndek are in charge of the enter
tainment for the afternoon. Re
freshments are being planned for the
affair. This part of the party is in
charge of Clarence MacDonald and
Edna Schrick.
Members of the W. A. A. will an
swer all questions in regard to W. A.
A. activities and it is hoped that
more girls will take part in the W.
A. A. program. Helen Clark is so
cial chairman of the organization.
Society; "Cattlemen's Common
wealth on the Western Range" ap
peared in the Mississippi Valley His
torical Review of 1926.
When asked as to the detailed na
ture of his subject matter, Mr. Pel
zer replied, "It is a study of the
prose and economic side rather than
the poetry and romance." Illustrat
ing his statement the historian con
t;,H "I have no interest in the
shooting in cattlemen's towns that
is the romance, movie maienai. it
is the prices, trade, commerce, influ
ence and capital invested, that inter
ests me."
After introducing his student,
Prof. Pelzer proceeded, to this infor
mation concerning Mr. Branch. "He
is a native Texan and at present a
follower in the'Department
of History of the University of Iowa.
For some years he nas Deen invesu
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PLEDGE LISTS
FOR SEMESTER
INDICATE GAIN
Fraternities Announce Large
Number of Men Taken at
Mid-Year Time
FEW DO NOT REPORT MEN
Survey of New Pledges Show
Outstate Candidates Are
Predominating
Fraternity pledge lists for the sec
ond semester as compiled Saturday
show a larger number of second sem
ester pledges than usual. The pledge
lists follow:
Acacia. Arch Lew, Curtis.
Alpha Chi Sigma. William E.
Swain, Omaha; Willard Swanson,
Omaha; Robert Ayton, Lincoln; How
ard N. Hubbard, Elyria, Ohio; Bruce
Bellas, Auburn, Ohio; John C. Watt,
Minden; William L. Seeger, Glen
wood, la.; Harry Hart, Mountain
View, Mo.
Alpha Gamma Rho. Frank Chase,
Lincoln; Glen Preston, Lyons, Ken
neth Mclntyre, Alliance.
Alpha Sigma Phi. Allan Hanson,
Genoa; Donald Kunz, Seattle, Wash.;
Clyde Kelley, Casper, Wyo.; Lowell
Davis, Casper, Wyo.; Henry Carroll,
Omaha.
Alpha Tau Omega. Clifford Bron
son, Mitchell.
Alpha Theta Chi. Chester L. Lar
sen, Newman Grove; Menlo C. Tur
ner, Waterloo; William Darrah, Lin
coln; Fonda Rock, Greybull, Wyo.;
Christian L. Larsen, Aurora; Harold
A. Goodwin, Pacific Junction, la.;
Lowell Humphries, Omaha.
Beta Theta Pi. Joe O'Malley, Kan
sas City, Mo.
Delta Sigma Delta. Leland Periy,
Norfolk; Jack Blum, Lincoln; Milo
Dlasak, Drague; Leonard Aksomit,
Halleck; Fred Warner, O'Neil; Aesop
Jensen, Blair.
Delta Sigma Lambda. Jack Epene
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BARBOUR WILL GIYB
MORRILL HALL TALK
'Elephants of the Past and Present
Will Be Subject of Sunday
Afternoon Program
"Elephants of the Past and Pres
ent" will be discussed by Dr. E. H.
Barbour at Morrill hall, at 4 o'clock
this afternoon. Supplementary to
this, a two-reel motion picture,
"Why Elephants Leave Home," will
be shown.
Due to the fact that the lecture
room on the lower floor of Morrill
hall is too small to care for large
crowds that attend the museum pro
grams it has become necessary to ad
mit only those children who are ac
companied by an adult. However,
the elephant picture will be shown
at three o'clock for children only.
FRATERNITY BOXERS
MX IN TOURNALIENT
First Rounds of Fistic Matches Are
Scheduled for Monday Afternoon
In Coliseum Ring
First round matches in the intra
mural tournament will get under way
Monday afternoon at the Coliseum,
with several swings, when fighters
representing sixteen fraternities will
lace on the padded mittens to trade
blows in the manly art of fisticuffs.
Some of the boxers are tough
enough to make even Dempsey look
twice, but there are others, too.
However, all of the bouts are bound
to be interesting and probably some
what bloodthirsty, and if the first
round matches have been completed
by Wednesday afternoon, the final
fights for the championship in each
of the classes will probably be run
off by the end of the wetk.
Contestants who are slated to ex-
chant. blows Monday afternoon are
requested to weigh in between 11
'clock in the morning and 1 o clock
in the afternoon of that day, and
must furnish their own hand wrap
pings and seconds. Failure to weigh
in at the proper time will be grounds
for forfeit of the bout.
A list of the entrants, together
ith the time scheduled for the!
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Reading are Resumed
In Westminster House
Readings for university stu
dents will be irumed at 5 o'clock
this aiternoon in Westminster
House, 333 North 14 street, with
F. G. Collins, university curator,
responding to requests to reed
again. Both men and women are
invited.
A rmy-Nebraska
Tussle Looms
More Probable
Navy, Princeton Sign Three Year
Pact; Gish is Returning
From West Point
Possibilities for an Army-Nebraska
football game in the 1928 season
increased yesterday with the signing
of a three-year contract between
Princeton and the Navy.
Army athletic officials will make
no definite statement concerning the
game, but it is generally believed
that an agreement between the West
Pointers and Herbert D. Gish, acting
athletic director of Nebraska, has
been reached.
Word has been received by John
K. Selleck, business manager of Ne
braska athletics, that Gish, after ten
days .of negotiating with West Point
authorities, is returning to Nebraska.
Selleck says that he has received no
decision concerning the classic.
DEBATE SQUADS
ARE ANNOUNCED
Eight Students Are Selected
On Third Team Chosen
Since September
MANY CANDIDATES TRY
Eight students were selected Fri
day afternoon to form the Univer
sity of Nebraska squad to debate the
question: "Resolved: That Secretary
Kellogg's Policy in Central America
Should be Discontinued." This is the
third debate team chosen for the
year, all being trained in the "Think
Shop", historic debate seminar, under
the direction of Dr. H. A. White,
varsity debate coach.
Men chosen in the Friday trials
were: Frank B. Morrison, Law '30,
Manhattan, Kan.; David Fellman,
Law '30, Omaha; Archie McMillan,
'30, Lincoln; Joseph Ginsburg, Law
'30, Ponca; George E. Johnson, Law
'28, Lincoln; C. J. Marold, '30, Sa
guache, Colo.; Robert Baldwin, Law
'30, Hebron; and J. M. Finkelstein,
Law '29, Lincoln. ' division of the
men into affirmative and negative
teams will be made later.
Many Try For Team
The list of candidates participating
in the tryouts was the largest in
several years according to Professor
H. A. White. Judges of the trials held
in U Hall 106 Friday were Prof. J.
O. Rankin, Clifford L. Rein, and Rev.
Carl H. Wilhelm. Each speaker was
given eight minutes for combined di
rect argument and rebuttal.
Frank Morrison was a member of
the Kansas Aggie team which debated
farm relief in Lincoln last spring.
Fellman, Johnson, and Baldwin were
the members of the Nebraska team,
which met Cambridge here early in
the first semester. Fellman and John
son were also members of the de
bate teams last year. Ginsburg has
been on the debate squads the past
two years. Archie McMillan is a for
mer Lincoln high debater, while Mar-
old and Finklestein are new material
January Goes .
On Record As
Extremely Dry
"Nebraska is dry," declares Prof.
T. A. Blair of the University of Ne
braska. That might be a platitude of it re
ferred to politics, but Professor
Blair is meteorolgist in charge of the
United States Weather Bureau, and
it is to atmospheric matters that he
refers.
For Lincoln, the total precipitation
in January was .06 inche.. One light
snow on the second, and a mixed
snow and rain on the fifteenth of
the m nth made up the total of all
the moisture received in that period.
The only January on record which
hsa been drier than the month just
ended was in 1919, when the rain
fall was .03 inches.
Throughout the state the condi
tion is continued dry. December was
also an unusually dry period, and in
fact, since the first of October the
precipitation has been very light
The normal amount for this period
is 3.04 i.it.ies while this year it was
only 1.31 inches.
Temperature has been consider
ably above normal. The mean tem
perature for January was 80.4 de
grees, which is 7.6 degrees above
normal Although there 1 ave been
several other months of Jai -ary with
higher average temperatures, the
record for the warmest day was bro
ken on January' 10, when the merc
ury reached 68 degrees. The high
est ever before recorded for this
month was in 1894 with a tempera
ture of 68 degrees.
SORORITIES ON
CAMPUS NAME
NEW PLEDGES
Alpha Phi, Alpha Xi Delta, and
Sigma Delta Tau Do Not
Increase Rolls
SERVICES HELD SATURDAY
Report Places Alpha Delta
Theta in Lead With
Eleven Pledges
Eighteen out of the twenty-one
campus sororities announced their
second semester pledges Saturday
evening, following pledge services at
5 o'clock. No new pledges were
added to the rolls of Alpha Phi, Al
pha Xi Delta, and Sigma Delta Tau.
Pledge lists as announced are:
Alpha Chi Omega: Dorothy Gos
don, Seward; Lois Lyon, Lincoln;
Beth Miller, Lincoln; Flora B. Water,
Glendo, Wyo.
Alpha Delta Pi: Bertrane Carlson,
Central City; Alice Johnson, Omaha;
Lucille Fugate, Omaha; Cora Belle
Grahm, Lincoln; Grace Ann Hayeke,
Brainard; Lois Raymond, Yakima,
Wash.; Genevieve McCartney, Mina
tar. Alpha Delta Theta: Annie Benja
min, Superior; Ruth Balbitt, Lin
coln; Anabelle Carpenter, Sioux
City, la. ; Mildred Johnson, Holdrege ;
Partthenia Schneider, Hilger; Vir
ginia Wiles, Weeping Water; Eve
lyn Weener, Lincoln; Margaret Wee
ner, Lincoln; Olive Becker, Lincoln;
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HAYES TELLS TALES
OF BOOK EXCHANGE
Rapid Turnover Brings Smiles to
Students and Profits to
University Y.
Sales of textbooks at the Student
Book Exchange are very brisk, ac
cording to C. D. Hayes, secretary of
the University Y. M. C. A., under
whose direction the exchange is be
ing operated. A large proportion of
the books that are turned in are
sold the same day, or at least the
following day, so that students get
their checks very promptly.
"The striking feature of the whole
thing," declared Mr. Hayes, in an
interview with a Nebraskan reporter,
"is the male on the students' faces
as they come in after their checks.
"Just the other day a student
brought in five books," continued
Mr.Hayes, "and wanted to know how
soon he could get the money for
them. We could make no promises.
However, that afternoon, three of
the books were sold and by the fol
lowing noon the other two had been
sold, also. In the afternoon when
the student came in, his check was
waiting for him."
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COUNTRYMAN HAS
ASSOCIATE STAFF
Minor Appointments for Semester
Are Announced by College
Of Agriculture
Minor appointments to positions
on the Cornhusker Countryman have
been announced at the College of
Agriculture.
Elvin Frolik, editor-in-chief, will
have Nelson Jodon, '29, as his first
assistant editor. Two other assist
ant editors are Harold Marcott, '30,
and Robin Spence, '29.
Gordon Hedges, business manager
will have Clifford Webster, '20,
George Powell, '30, and Gerace
Hedges, '31, for his assistants.
Dwight Anderson, circulation man
ager, will be assisted by Kathleen
Troop, '31, Eston Clarke, '30, and
Marion Stone, '29.
On the home economics staff,
headed by Mildred Hawley, '29, are
Evelyn Mansfield, Lucille Bedell,
Ruth Davis, and Marjorie Brintton.
Clifford Webster will have charge
of the humor for the publication
through the page "Buts and Tips."
Glenn Hedlund and Dorothy Norris
will edit the alumni page. Merlin
Matzke assistted by Lloyd Strom-
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Kosmet Klub Selects
Winning Show Today
Selection of the musical com
edy to be presented in the spring
by the Kosmet Klub will be made
this afternoon from the librettos
submitted. Several manuscripts
have already been submitted and
others are expected in before the
Klub meets this afternoon. A
one hundred dollar prize will be
awarded the author of the man
uscript adjudged the most suit
able for presentation.
Gilbert Doane Speaks
To Omaha Librarians
Gilbert H. Doane, University li
brarian, spoke before a group of li
brarians in Omaha, Saturday after
noon, n the subject of book collect
ng Mr. Do.uo gave a ?:ifilar lec
ture to an audience f 'iiahn book
lovers several weeks ago.
PLAYERS OFFER
RECENT COMEDY
Next Production, "Tommy",
Has Just Completed Popular
Run in Large Cities
CAST WILL BE SMALLER
A light comedy that has not a sug
gestion of a erious thought in it,
will be presented with the offering
of "Tommy," the next production of
the University Players. The comedy
which will be offered Thursday, Fri
day and Saturday, is written by How
ard Lindsay and Bert Robinson. It
has been recently released for stock,
and has just finished a highly suc
cessful one-year run in New York,
followed by a six-months' showing in
Chicago.
"Tommy," as its name implies, i
a very light comedy, and is an enter
taining play of love in a small town,
and what happens when a girl's par
ents step in and try to pick a suitor
for their daughter. What plot there
is centers around the doubt that be
sets the girl who doesn't know which
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FRANKFORTER GETS
GOVERNMENT OFFER
Assistant Professor of Chemistry
Has Choice of Taking R.O.T.C.
Staff Appointment
According to an announcement
made from the Seventh Corps Area
Headquarters, United States Army,
Omaha, Lieutenant-Colonel Clarence
J. Frankfurter, assistant professor
of chemistry, has been offered the
position of R. O. T. C. officer on
the Corps Area staff.
The vacancy, the announcement
reads, is for the grade of colonel,
but a suitable officer of lower grade
may be assinged. In the main, an
officer capable of viewing the R. O.
T. C. from the civilian as well as
the military point of view is what is
desired by the government.
An assignment to the Corps Area
staff is a detail and would not alter
Lt.-Col. Frankforter's classification
as an Infanttry officer. He would
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AWGWAN FEATURES
VALENTINE NUMBER
Alan Klein Draws Cover Design;
"Lovers' Day" Quibs Joined
To Student Views
Valentine number of the Awgwan,
according to Al Macintosh, editor, will j
be released the latter part of this!
week, with twelve cartoons submit-1
ted by six artists as the feature. Alan
Klein drew the cover page which is j
now Demg preparea Dy me engrav
ers. A number of contributors have
submitted humorous copy consisting
of short jd'kes, verses and prose,
most of which depict the Nebraska
student's outlook on Valentines day.
Contributors who submitted mate
rial for the February number of Aw
gwan include Douglas Timmerman,
Jack Iowe, George Hooper, Esther
Dahms, Kate Goldstein, Bill Mc
Cleery, and others. "The Man in
the Black Coat," by Raymond Mur-
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Second Semester Sorority Pledges
Are Unable to
Typical Episode Illustrates How The
New Girl Is Educated to .Ways of
Doing, and Is Made a Sorority
Neophyte. t
By Paulina Bilon
Seen I .
Setting: Any sorority house.
Time: 4:45.
Scan II
Ruth: Hurry up and get dressed.
Don't yon konw they'll be here in a
few minutes?
Mary: What if they are? I ble
to kiss and gush around girls any
how. Ruth: Do you think that's the right
attitude? You know how lucky we
were to get those girls. Patsy would
have gone Blank Blank Blank for
sure, if it wasn't that her cousin was
a Blah Blah Blah,
Mary: I'm ready now, let's go
down.
CLASS ELECTION
DAY IS SET FOR
TUESDAY, FEB. 14
Four Organization Presidents,
Ivy Day Orator Proni Girl
Are Candidates
ELIGIBILITY RULES STATED
Student Council Will Have
Charge of Polls During
All Voting Hours
Four class presidents, an Ivy Day
orator and six candidates for the
Prom Girl to be elected at the Junior
Senior prom to be held March 2, will
be chosen at the second semester
elections to be held in Temple lobby
February 14. Filings for the positions
as class presidents and Ivy Day ora
tor will be made at the Student ac
tivities office beginning Monday mor
ning at 9 o'clock and will close Fri
day evening at 5 o'clock.
Six co-eds will be nominated for
Prom girl, each student voting for
four choices for the position. This is
the first time that this system has
been tried for nominations for Prom
girl.
The polls will be in charge of the
Student Council. No candidate will be
allowed to solicit votes at the polls
or in the building in which the elec
tion is being held. Any candidate vio
lating this rule either in person or
through his supporters shall become
ineligible.
Rules Are Given
For voting and the holding of of
fice in student activities any student
having the full number of entrance
credits properly distributed as re
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BEAUTY MARKS
FORMAL PARTY
Interfraternity Ball Is Rated
Most Elaborate Affair of
Season Thus Far
REPLACES PAN-HELL BALL
One of the most elaborate formals -of
the season, the Interfraternity
Ball, was held at the Scottish Rite
Temple last night. Of the many fea
tures, the decorative plan, carried out
cleverly in every respect, was per
haps the most outstanding. The ball
room of the Temple was transformed
into a woodland glade presided over
by the enchantress seated on her
throne at the far end of the hall. The
enchanted forest idea predominates
throughout.
Talent of vaudeville fame was
billed on the entertainment. A sou
brette from the Orpheum in Omaha,
an oriental dancer, and a pair of
clever collegian tappers were in the
spot light for many minutes. A sing
ing trio made up of Barney Allen,
William Newens and Joyce Ayre3, a
piano double act with Chenoweth and
Turner, Chuck .Wiles, xylophonist,
"Red" Krause and the College Club
orchestra were the balance of this
headline bill of entertainment.
The party was sponsored by the
Kosmet Klub and was designed this
year to replace the old Pan-Hellenic
Ball. Three hundred couples at
tended. Pool Is Co-Author of
New Botany Textbook
Dr. R. J. Pool, head of the depart
ment of botany, is ihe co-author with
Dr. A. T. Evans of the State College
of Agriculture and Mechanical Arts
of South Dakota, of a book, "First
Course in Botany," recently pub
lished. The volume is designed for
use in senior high schools and junior
colleges.
Resist Co-Ed Gush
Scene III
On the front steps of the Sorority
House. Several girls arrive in taxies
and rush up to their new abode.
Smack
Smack Smack
Smack Smack Smack Smack
Smack Smack Smack Smack
Smack Smack Smack Smack
Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack
Scene IV
Mary to Patsy the Pledge:
Here, let me pin these ribbons on
you, dear, I have been waiting just
f you honey. What a darling
dress, dear. Darling, did yon know
you were going to room with me.
I'm so thrilled. We both take Jour
nalism so well get on fine. We're
the same size, too, no we'll trade
dresses. I know you'll be happy now
that you've made up your mind to
be a Blank Blank Blank, etc. etc. etc.
etc etc. etc