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THE GRIM COMEDY
Once there was a Small Town Boy
whose parents decided that he should
go to college. They bought him a
new trunk and a travelling bag, some
new clothes and a good supply of
heavy underwear, and sent him off
to the college town. When he ar
rived there he was met by slick-looking
young men who carried him off
to a fraternity house. After a seem
ingly endless string of "frat" men
who came up and said "I don't
, believe I've met you. My name's
" he was pledged. He had
some other date cards but these he
disregarded on the assurance of the
new brothers that he was satisfied
where he was.
Finally the time came to register
for his courses and the upperclass
men of Hotsey Totsey Pi called all
the freshmen together to give them
expert advice on courses. "What do
you want to take?" they asked the
Small Town Boy. "Why, I don't
know. I liked history and English
in high school. I thought I'd take a
course under Professor Blank in his
tory, because our history teacher told
me he was very famous." "What,
under old Blank!" cried the upper
classmen. "Why he has the hardest
course in school. You can't take
anything under him or you won't
make your hours." "Well," said the
Small I Town Boy, "maybe that's
right. How about Professor Zipp.
He wrote the English book we used
and I've heard he's very good." But
the upperclassmn replied, "Oh, Zipp's
all right but he gives dull lectures
about poetry and things like that.
You'd better forget him. We'll just
register you for thirteen hours in the
Bizad college. We'll cut out Ec 17
because it's pretty tough. You've
got to make all your hours your first
semester so you can be initiated."
So the Small Town Boy was duly
registered for thirteen hours of pipe
courses in which he was instructed
in the manner of keeping books and
of running a shoe store. Perforce,
he - took a little English, and also
Spanish "because it's easier than any
other language." After the first
year, he was told, these odious
courses could be dropped , and he
could revel in bookkeeping and busi
ness cycles.
The Small Town Boy made his
hours and continued through his
second semester with about the same
schedule. He also learned how to
kid the co-eds and the place to get
rent-a-fords. Philosophy, history,
politics, and literature he shunned
religiously, for he had heard they
were hard. He took enough history
to fulfill his requirement and man
aged to scrape by with a 65. Like
wise with science, where he learned
the names of a few varieties of
plants, but failed to understand the
scientific method or grasp the im
portance of science in modern life.
He cut as many classes as he dared
and studied enough to get by.
The Small Town Boy continued on
until he got a certain degree of cul
ture. But, unfortunately, he was
still a Small Town Boy, though he
now knew the Charleston. For he
knew nothing of the wisdom of the
philosophers; of the ' discoveries of
science, or the beauties of literature
and art.
This is the story of the Small
Town Boy, the grim comedy of the
college graduate.
See the new
D GRAINS
with U. of N. seal
on 1.50 2.50
other compacts
with U. of N. or Sorority
Crest applied
1.50 2.50 5.00 7.50
10.00 15.00 20.00
HALLETT
University Jeweler
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OKLAHOMA COMPLAINS
Athletic authorities at the Univer
sity of Oklahoma will ask the Ne
braska authorities to make a state
ment regarding the reason for their
refusal to schedule a Nebraska-Oklahoma
game next year. Humors are
current in the Valley, states The
Daily Oklahoman, that the cause of
the break (if such there be) is the
Hendricks-Wilcox eligibility affair.
The Oklahoma school has a right
to know the reason for the break.
If the eligibility of these two men
was not the reason, then Nebraska
is doing Oklahoma an injustice in al
lowing the rumors to continue. If
the scheduling of Oklahoma again
was impracticable because of the
long journey between the schools
Nebraska should say so and clear up
the whole affair. Nebraska has had
a taste of the result of the silent,
treatment in the Notre Dame affair.
College Press
! "At the University of Paris the stu-
THE PERFECT DATE jdents come to us, released from the
The perfect date. What is it or j restraint of the lower schools to be
he? Many is the man who has raved almost entirely free. Here you have
and ranted mentally, attempting to the moral guidance that fosters the
make himself The Perfect Date. Wei moral development."
wish to raise the question, "lives
there a man with soul so dead, who
never to himself hath said: Am I the
Perfect Date?" and with all due
apoligies for the partial plagiarism.
Now comes a composite picture of
me x eriuct vuiv as uiawn u.v ""-
girls at Western Reserve of Cleve-
land in their answers to a recent
questionnaire. After reading their
mutual definition, however, one is
led to believe that filling the bill
would tax most any angel much less
the college man.
To begin with, a snappy line of
nonsense must be exhibited, followed
by an entertaining "line;" he must
think well of ladies in general and
one lady in particular; should be
somewhat religious; have an inex
haustable fund of healthy slang
ready for instant use and at the same
time ready execution; must neglect
neither himself nor the girl in his
choice of conversation; must be capa
ble of convincing "sweet nothings"
on short notice; should wear elo
quent ties; should never chew gum
in public; should be an all-around
man athletically; must never "crash
the gate" at dances; frown upon
necking;" date up on Sunday; and
promise a success in life.
Like all futuristic pictures of per
fection, the above drawing has its
vulnerable spots probably occasioned
by many humorous answers but
there is food for thought in much
of it. Chewing gum, for example.
Its noise has probably ruined more
than one happy courtship. We won
der if social life at Stanford could
not be conducted in a much smoother
manner if these requirements would
be pasted on the mirror of every
unhappy "queener." Then, dates
would be perfect. Stanford Daily.
Union Pacific Expert
Visits Dean Ferguson
Max C. Haber, mechanical engi
neering, '22, called at the office of
Uean Ferguson recently. Mr. Haber f
is cirattsman in the mechanical engi
neering department of the Union
Pacific Railroad company in Omaha.
His work has been along the lines
of locomotive testing, especially in
regard to the back pressure against
which the exhaust of the engine
operates.
Investigate Probation Weeks
COLUMBUS. Investigation of
fraternity initiation probation per
iods by a faculty committee named
by Acting President George W.
Rightmore, of Ohio State Univer
sity, is expected to begin soon. This
action is the result of a protest made
by a professor declaring that several
students in his classes had fallen
asleep and would probably fail in
their work because of the probation
period. Alpha Chi Rho fraternity
has already banned 'horseplay' in
connection with initiation.
Slaymaker To Visit Here
Robert R. Slaymaker, Engineering,
'25, now in the engineering depart
ment of the Dravo Construction
Company of Pittsburg, Pennsylvania,
will return to Lincoln for Christmas
vacation.
Will Hold Public Speaking Contest
An extemporaneous public speak
ing contest will be held at Wash
burn college, Topeka, December 13,
which will be participated in by all
the colleges of Kansas, including the
state schools. The subject will be
some national political question.
OPEN TO PUBLIC
ELKS CAFE
Students Welcome
Try Our Special Dinner
13th cV P Streets
Don't forget to come in
and see us before vaca
tion begins. It's your last
chance to get a Collegiate
Hair-Cut for three weeks.
Liberty
' Barber Shop
Stata Directs Training
A division of physlacl education
is now included in the state depart
ments of education of Alabama,
California, Connecticut, Louisiana,
Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts,
Missouri, New Jersey, New York,
Pennsylvania, Virginia, Washington,
and West Virginia. With the ex
ception of Maine and Washington all
have state directors of physical edu-
action. These 10 states contain
about half the population of the
country.
PARIS SCHOLAR RANKS
VIRGINIA POET AS BEST
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WoodPOW maon tho f irgt honorary
d .fc ever conferred upon a for.
cjg.ner
Tn ' inro,,nur VBf,,Pr!nv Vrot.
Ccstre gtated tht thfi Wjf wfly Jn
! which our colleges differ from for
eign universities is in the place they
give to spores.
"Your students also get a larger
moral tmd social training," he said.
Says Social Life O. K.
"Fraternities and sororities are
peculiar to American universities.
jn tne social life of your colleges,
tudents acquired a training that will1
ke 0f immense value in future
years.
"It is true' that your intellectual
work is not so strenuously develop
ed, but perhaps your colleges bene
bit some in this way also. You are
getting moral, social, and physical
development. Why should young
people be in a hurry? The strenu
ous intellectual activity may come
later."
Professor Cestre spoke in French
on "The Recent French Novel in its
Relation to the Social Life or
France" at the 4 o'clock convoca
tion in the Social Science auditorium
yesterday afternoon. '
Ten Years Ago
Governor John Morehead accept
ed the invitation of Professor Fogg
to preside at the Kansas-Nebraska
debate. Judges were difficult to
secure, but the two selected so far
were Prof. Paul Beck of Grinnell,
Iowa, and Judge C. G. Lee, of Ames,
Iowa.
The Catholic Students' Club met,
and in an instructive address Bishop
Tihen dwelt upon the power of re
ligion and the value of righteous
ness. Prof. Louise Pound of the English
Faculty received an autographed
document from the commission for
relief in Belgium expressing "for
the people of Belgium their deep ap
preciation and lasting gratitude."
A large crowd gathered on the Ne
braska athletic field to witness the
championship football ga"me between
the seniors and freshmen. The sen
iors won by a score of 7 to 3.
The all-inclusive "get to know each
other" Christmas party, under the
auspices of the Y,
M. C. A. and the
Y. W. C. A., was planned to be an
enthusiastic affair. The committee
counted on a large crowd, and enter
tainment was to be plentiful.
MPCHMMISCKJICZ
Capital Engraving Co.
319 sex la? ST.
LINCOLN. NEB.
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9 More Days
DIAMONDS
WATCHES
BRACELETS
JEWELRY
SILVER-WARE
CLOCKS
Rush Your Selection. Come
to our place. Let Us Help You.
Fenton B. Fleming
Jeweler
1143 O St.
B 3421
And how docs this
weather suit you. you
know we'll have wea
ther, whether or not.
Of course my plant
hasn t froze up. eo send
in the duds.
Varsity Cleaners
ROY WYTHERS. Mar.
B3367
316 No. 12 St.
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CANDIES
. TOILET SETS
PERFUMIZERS
PERFFUME LIGHTS
C. E. BUCHHOLZ, Mgr.
Gifts That Please
THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
Twenty Years Ago
In the second inter-class football
game of the season, the sophomores
and freshmen contested, and in the
thirty-five minutes the sophomores
defeated the freshmen by a score of
5-0. The firj4. half wnj a stand-off,
neither side scoring.
-Dr. F. M. Fling, profesor and head
of the department of European His
tory, was asked to go to Baltimore
to attend the annual meeting of the
Historical Association. He and
three other professors were to dis
cuss the first year', work in history
us carried on In American univer
sities. The University Senate met in "U"
Hall to discuss plans for summer
school work.
At the Phi Gam houso a large por
tion of tho engineering body of the
University me us the guests of the
Engineering Society. This was the
first smoker of the year and the en
thusiasm of the participants was
v.ry great.
The Graduate Club met at the
home of Professor Wilson and lis
tened to a lecture given by Professor
Howard on "The University's Gradu
ate School."
Notices
Psychology Students
i There will be a Christmas party
Wednesday at 7:30 o'clock in Social
Science 204 for all former Psycho
logy students. Please drop your
name in Dr. Hyde's mail box before
Wednesday.
Ag Y. W. C. A.
Rabbi S. Starrels will speak under
the auspices of the College of Agri
culture Y. W. C. A. at 12:20 Tues
day noon in the parlors of the Home
Economies building.
Hotel
De Hamburger
Buy 'em by the sack
1141 Q St. Phone B1512
COMPLETE
UKE
OUTFITS
$5.00 each
Packed in Xmas Box
SCHAEFER & SON
1210 O Street
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Gift
Gloves
Gloves solve many a gift !j
problem. I
Smart, inexpensive and
always welcome. So give
gloves if you would play
safe. At Rudge & Guen
zel's you will find every
fashionable style tailor
ed gloves that slip on eas-
lly, embroidered gloves,
painted gloves, appliqued
gloves in fact, every
type that is in fashion to
day, at prices that make
them a pleasure to buy.
Someone on your Gift List
wants gloves. Give Gloves
to that someone. '
Personal Servirs Bursas.
Itildge 4 Guewsal Co.
5c
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LINCOLN. NEB.
Viking Picture
The Viking picture will be taken
Wednesday at the campus studio at
12 o'clock.
Cretan Goblin
Green Goblins meeting Tuesday
evening at 7 o'clock at the Sigma Nu
house, 1615 F Street
Lutherans
The Lutheran Bible study league
meets at 7 o'clock Wednesday even
ing in Faculty Hall, The Temple.
A. W. S. Board
A. W. S. Board picture will
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Suggestions from the Greater Gold's
The Store of Practical Gifts
Rich Fur -Trimmed Coats
In A Great Pre-Xmas Selling At
A
Only a a .
Such beautiful Cunts as
thefe and at this low
price is unusual. For
here you will find
Coats of hiirh fabric and
style worth, Coats that
are not duplicated ex
cept at far hiirher
prices. All the neweHt
styles and colors are
here for your selection.
Coats of
Bolivia
Veloria
Suede
Buckskin
Tweeds
Petit-Point
Cora Pearl
Beautifully Boxed
Values to 5.95 at ... .
COSO PEARLS of beautiful lustre In Choker Rtylcs
and also MO inch Bt rands. Rich im.estructab.e I'earlH,
anil a nift that not only shows careful selection, but
thoughtfulneHs and Rood taste. This in indeed a
rare of ferinrr of these quality Necklaces at this ex
ceptional price. Each in a rift box, at
COLD'S First Floor.
Gift Bags and Purses 1 69
at a a a a a a a a l
The practical and worthwhile Christmas sentiment can not be carried
any more forcibly than by giving one of these all leather Hand Bags.
Leather or silk lined and fitted, and in many styles and colors. Select
now while the group is varied.
GOLD'S First Floor.
Imported
Imported Kid Cloves with fancy em
broidered Cuffs. In mode, beaver, wal
nut, black and airdale. A thoughtful
Rift.
Children's Mittens
Leather, fleece lined Mittens with
knitted cuff, in all sizes at pair....
1.00
Cowboy Gloves
For boys they have larire cuffs
and come in black and tan only,
at the pair
69c
Gift Jewelry
r
These
now
elect
Bar Pins
Brooches
Cuff Links
Collar Pins
Belt Buckle Seta
Men's Knives
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Ideads
Necklaces
Beauty Pins
Sweater Sets
Watch Bands
Belt Chains
Out of this varied and inexpensive group you may have you choice at
50c $1.00 1.50
Community Silver $1 Weekly
Community Silverware ih the distinctive "Bird of Taradise" pattern
In a rich srift chest.
6 Hollow Handle Stainless Steel Xnlves
12 Teaspoons 3 Table S poons
1 Butt.rknife 1 Suaar Shell
This complete and lovely Chest of Silver, an ideal gift
at only
GOLD'S Fi'rst''Fl'oori""
Stone Set
You just know she would like to
have one of these Bracelets set with
richly colored rhinestones. Wide
variety of styles.
Elgin - Waltham Watches
Men's
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piece,
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leather
Men's
taken at 12 o'clock Tuesday, Decem
ber 16, at the campus studio. Mem
bers please report promptly.
Phi Sigma
Phi Sigma will meet at 7:30 Wed
nesday evening in room 201 Bessey
Hall.
Alpha Kappa, Psl
Dinner and meeting of Alpha
Kappa Psi at 6 o'clock Tuesday eve
ning at the Grand hotel.
Tassels
Very important meeting of the
Tossels in Ellen Smit' Hall at 7
o'clock Tuesday evening.
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Duvbloom
Chansorette
Downywool
Novelties
And
Others
And what a lavish use of hisrh-grade furs you will
find on these CoatH. Squirrel. Opposum, Moufflon,
Manchurian Wolf, etc. And the price is so moderate.
GOLD'S Third Floor.
Necklaces
Gift Gloves
Wool Gloves, 69c
With long fancy, gauntlet, and in
many cho.ee color combinations,
for children, the pair
69c
Women's Wool
Made with ' long gauntlet, in light
shades and many pretty patterns.
Pair only
1.00
GOLD'S First Floor.
IN CHRISTMAS BOXES il
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i50
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are all exceptional values, and right
at Christmas time. Gifts easy to
and buy.
Earrings
Festoons
Cameos
Pen Knives
Scout Knives
Buckles, etc.
32.35
Bracelets at
white or green sold filled Watches
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A splendid time
and guaranteed, at.
12.95
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WRIST WATCHES Men's 16-jewel Witch
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12.95
Watch Chains at...
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Buy Gifts of Good Taste
at the Sugar Bowl!
nnd we mean this cither litv
erally or figuratively, aa your
friends will know after ihey
have sampled a Rift package
of Supar Bowl candy, or have
been deliffhtod with some other
remembrance from this popu
lar shop of Walter Johnson's!
Mere are just a few Christmas
pi ft possibilities that will make
you popular with those on your
list: cameras, albums, fountain
pens, pencils, stationery, and
the finest line of boxed' candy
you could wish for. In fact,
if you give these novelly pack
aged Sugar Bowl sweets, you're
catering to a love of the beau
tiful as well as a sweet tooth!
Cedar chest, picture-top, mirror-lid
and Egyptian vase con
tainers all filled with the
choicest, freshest candies.
Laugh with Reginald
Denny in "Where was
1?" at the Lyric all week!
it's a brilliantly funny pic
ture that will be a pleasant
interlude in last-minute Christ
mas shopping, and going-home
bustle! Bluebeard with all his
wives never had so much,
trouble as Denny had with one
little beauty who claimed to he
his wifo on the very eve of his
marriage to another! A regular
bachelor's nightmare, is this,
which Reginald solves to your
continual merriment. There
are two other stellar attractions
n the Lyric program this week:
one, the authentic motion pic
ture log of the Amundsen
Polar flight; the other, Wile.
NTina and Co. in gorgeously
staged "Artistic Revelations."
His Gift need Cost only a
Dollar at Mayer Bros. Co.
just over the threshold of
the men's shop is a table loaded
down with all sorts of attrac
tive man-things for just a dol
lar! Here is welcome news in
deed to those of you with a
full quota of brothers, uncles,
and other male personages who
live in great expectations of a
Christmas gift from you. On
this table are leather bill folds,
smnrt looking belt buckles,
belts, novelty handkerchiefs,
hose, scarfs, ties, and as many
other wearable gifts for men.
Despite their small price,
they've been chosen to appeal
to men of good taste. There'll
be no groaning over the color
and pattern of a tie from this
table or its mental consign
ment to the discard ! Not when
it's chosen at Mayer Bros. Co.!
Here and There at George
Brothers in "His" Interest!
just a few from the many
are listed here, but don't they
sound interesting? Useful gifts
are these, in the house of gifts
beautiful, and so utterly dis
tinctive ! Choose from: sta
tionery, fountain pens, automa
tic pencils,'' address books, golf
ball markers, golf ball cleaners,
handkerchiefs, cigarette cases,
pocket sets, bill folds, purses,
visiting cards, brief cases, Key
tainers, belt buckles, desk
lamps, desk accessories, book
shelves, thermodials, pictures,
chess men, cribbage boards,
and shaving sets. At George
Brother's!
A Smart Home-going
Hat for $5.00 at
Ben Simon & Sons!
and won't the home folks
think you're ultra to be dis
playing a bit of STRAW on
your chapafcu this early! These
are advance spring models you
may buy at Ben Simon & Sons
postively the last word in
above-bob adornment, and Pr,"
ed so astonishingly low at fa
There are the pastel felts that
New York .is wearing, and in
numerable bright silks that will
add a bit of verve to sombre
winter costumes. And HAVE
you seen the new felt hats with
the Giglo crown? Quite the
latest wrinkle originated by
Dame Fashion (and it really
IS a wrinkle) ! Hats thus styled,
are $5.95 at Ben Simon & Sons.
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