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Thurs.-Frl.-Sat.
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Mike Carmen & Nicky
A Humorous Naval Entertainment
M.mle Tommy
LING & LONG
An Unusual Com.dy Of faring
Roger E. Murral Presents
Harry A. Keesler & Co.
In
"STOLEN BITS FROM MUSICAL
3 HITS"
With Tha Nawton Twin and an Ex
ceptional Caat Includnif Haul Moor,
Soprano, Grace Annatta at tha Piano.
JENNINGS & MACK
"IN OUR AUTO"
A Comtdy Surprise
A Son of tha Stappaa
Karavaeff & his Company
Of Four Slapping Siatara Including
it, Joyce uoies, caun
ullRIFL KAl
Mai, Charlotte
Carman
"HARD BOILED"
A New Comedy with Charley Chaaa
LIBERTY CONCERT ORCHESTRA
Artnur l Deoicn, isirwivr.
Dr. Hyde Will Speak
At Freshman Lecture
Dr. W. P. Hyde, professor of rmv.
chology, will talk to the members of
the freshman lecture class next Mon
day afternoon and Tuesday morn
ing. '
An intramural aim ,in v. l.u
"a va liciu
at Ohio State university on March 7.
Twenty-five oreanizatin na riavn en
tered the contest.
Nearly nine-tenths of the stuHnntj.
at Princeton took part in some form
of athletics last year.
bows Start at 1:90, TtOO, :00
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Q I M ( C HON 0 I W O AH M
ALL TMM WEEK
A Drama of Croat Haarts
and Mighty Evanta
Sundown
"The Go-Getters"
Last Story of tha Sarlaa
SHOWS AT 1. S, S. 7. p. m.
RIALTO
ALL THIS WEEK
A Brilliant Paramount
Production '
"Sackcloth
And
Scarlet"
. With
ALICE TERRY
Walter Hiers
In a Rib Tickling Comady
SHORT CHANGE
Other Entertaining Features
SHOWS AT 1, 3, S, 7, 9.
THIS WEEK
A Stirring Romance of tha
South Seaa
As Man
Desires
With
MILTON SILLS A VIOLA DANA,
"HIS NEW MAMMA"
Hilariously Funny With
HARRY LANGDON
"HAWAIIAN MOON"
A Vocal Stage Novelty
4HOWS AT ,1. 3. S. 7, 9 p. m.
OLYMPIAN STUFF
Life around the campus as seen from
the Mountain of the Gcds.
'Twer batter this hand was silent,
This mind obscure and weak,
Than it should pen single line
These lips would dare not speak.
J. Gordon Coogler.
If You Knew
How aaay It Is to
Learn
Dancing
by
tli Harvey Car
roll method, jrou
wouldn't put off
learn in ( another
minute.
Social
and
Stage
Dancing
Private and Class
Leasona Daily.
For Appointment
Call 16028.
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Nab. State Bank Bldg. 1 5th A O
ORPHEUM Z. MAR. 20-21
BARGAIN MATINEE SATURDAY
Written and Staged by Leon Gordon
A VIVID PLAY OF LOVE IN THE TROPICS
2 YEARS IN NEW YORK 1 YEAR IN LONDON
PRICE Ki.rir,2 M PLUS TAX
MAIL ORDERS NOW SEATS ON SALE MARCH 12
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Paul
fhiteman
(himself)
And His Wonderful
Orchestra
AUDITORIUM
Next Friday Night
Seats now on sale Ross P. Curtice Co.
Prices from 1.00 to 3.00 plus tax
Dance Extraordinary
AT THE
Lihdell Party House
FRIDAY NIGHT THE NEBRASKANS
SATURDAY NIGHT The KANDY KIDS
REMEMBER-
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S. W. COr?. 13 AN D RSTS.
ADDITIONAL NEWS OF MONTESREY
It Is with sincere regret that we announce to the readers of this col
umn that Claire Montesrey, who was to have returned today to Lincoln, has
been unavoidably detained and will not assume his responsibilities at the
Nebraskan office for a week or more.
We received, by special post, a note from him, In which he stated that,
he had the luck to meet a distant relative, who had with him some cigar
ettes from home. He explained that it is necessary to smoke the entire
supply before returning, bo that his relative may not go home full-handed.
At the foot of the letter he appended this postscript: "Tell Jeannette
I'm sorry. I shall see her, I hope, soon after my return."
IN THE BARBER SHOP
Only a little space In an unimportant corner of the paper,
Yet, even to the barber shop my name has reached.
No wonder so many risk all to attain to fame ....
"There good-bye!" says the smiling barber.
K. KWEI CHEN.
AN OPEN LETTER
Dear Claire:
I charitably assume that, unwilling to make the effort to be
immoral, you were only trying to be irrational when you under
took my defence last Friday. You say that I believed the younger
generation to be puritanical and have evolved my theory to broad
en their lives that is, for their good. Why do people persist in
their moralistic bias? When some one, (for the first time in his
tory) invents a really different way of evaluating life you insist
on explaining him in terms of the standards he has cast off.
As for Victoria, after chivalrously defending me from those
who do not appreciate me, those who fail to realize that true im
morality (of which she approves) must be refined, she ends by
suggesting that I sadly need reforming.
TBis is not the first time, Claire, that you have reminded
me of Byron's penetrating line
"What a strange thing is man!"
nor the first time, Victoria of
"and what a stranger
Is woman !"
JANUS.
MAXIMS OF A LIBRARIAN
Ignorance is bliss. Ignorance of what?
A BOLT FROM THE CUSTOMARY BLUE
"The nefarious ingrate," murmured the doctor.
Some day we intend to write a philosophical paper on the conflicting
views of work taken by authors down the ages. Perhaps the best books to
start with are Montaigne's essays, Stevenson's essay on "Idlers," the poems
of Walt Whitman, "Bunk," by W. E. Woodward, and "The Lotus-Eaters,"
by the famous Mr. Tennyson. ' ' "
UNDERSTAND?
While "Queens of Sheba" leave U hall,
With introspective,
Self-corrective
Vanity-guide,
Each campus laddie starts the call,
As, mate to mate,
In primal state,
The paramecia cried.
If finger four on left hand lacks
Its diamond coronation,
Then modest her ambition,
Or else she's never tried.
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The street-cars run along the tracks;
They don't get off; they do not care to;
Moral explain? I wouldn't dare to!
DON JUAN.
MEDITATION IN THE CHINESE MANNER
I was studying.
I laid my book on the table.
It had plenty of room,
But somehow or other it fell
Into the wastepaper basket.
Perhaps that is where it belongs;
Who knows?
JEREMY.
We have been told by our friends that we have been doing a much bet
ter job of editing the column than our friend Claire. While we appreciate
the compliment, we do not wish to have him insulted in such a way, partic
ularly while he is not present to defend himself.
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But don't be sad, Jeannette; he will eventually return.
LIONEL CORCORAN.
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No oolU now, spring raely
is here an yu bimbos ou(b
ta fit yur overcojite an
winter suite cleaned an put
away, Oh yes, I'll take cere
Ol It lur yu JUS can me an
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ill be there pront
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The Recipient
of a
Boquet of Roses
or a
Box of Candy
from
knows the giver is particular
Prof. Cochran Will
Be at Office Today
Roy E. Cochran, associate profes
sor of American History, who has
been confined to his home with the
grippe for several days, is expected
at his office today.
All chapel cuts must be made up
by Northwestern students before they
can receive any credits.
See the new
University
Pins
with guards
3.00
5.00
8.00
11.00
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