THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA-
Failing to pass in the required ten
units of work, 891 students have been
disqualified for re-ntrance to the
University this semester. This num
ber does not include those who have
previously been disqualified or those
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who bave iaiieu w nH m requireu
average, the recorder's office says.
To the Theater-Goer of
Lincoln and Vicinity
Tli maaaeemeat of the Orpheum
theater pleased to ubomc the
..gafemeat of
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iV3fiU8 6KAJIST LfiAMA
For Three Days
Commencing
Monday, February 16
With Matinee Wednesday
Ria" la tke utstamiinr V
ammtic success of the OCCAO.
It's rua Nw Yerk kas aar
r baea equalled ay a strictly
arm matte eraeuctiaa . Taa
ceamnmar kat will appear km
is taa special city cast af eis
timmuiiaja BreaaWa artists
eekctea ar Sasa H. Harris, a
aaais taat is agaeaiiiiui with
Ike Best tke tkeater kas ta af
ter. It is certaia ta areee tke
draammtic await ef tha year mmd
tke amaaaresaeat su(rets tke
early purmkase al saats ta
avnaa ajsappaiBtnat.
PRICES: Nichts. $2.50. $2.00,
$1.50. $1.00. - Matiaee, $2.00.
$1.50, $1.00. Plaa Tax.
MAIL ORDERS NOW
Box Office Sale
Opens Tomorrow.
0RPHEUM
THREE DAYS COMMENCING
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 16
MATINEE WEDNESDAY
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MON.-TUES.-WED.
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Hniti k,
Brockman & Howard
Revue
Sasfias: aae Darasg. NeaaVars
"PORTRAITS OF 192S"
- CUY J. LILY
SAMPSEL & LEONARD
-WOMAN HATERS CLUB-
EDNA TORRENCE
Assisted er
WILBUR REVIERE
la ami aHerima: ef class
-DANCE ODDITIES"
Data Ceka at taa Fiaae
EGBERT VAN ALSTYNE
A aw a a s Paaauar Ceamesecr
Assisted kr
Cleai Daccr aad Jake Grtffai
Warn. Crafc A Micaael Aaaais
THE PIANO HOUNDS-
TEN SCARS RAKE A MAN-
NEWS Aad COMEDY PICTURES
BAMTH AND THE ORCHESTRA
St pas Start at 2-.M. Ta tsM
RIALT0
ALL THIS WEEK
Tke Adsaetasse ef
Abraham
Lincoln
A Mast Astaaisaiat Picture. Plar mt
fiaiian. Draame. Haaaar aad TariBs
ATMOSPHERIC PROLOGUE
RIALTO SYMPHONY PLAYERS
HOWS AT 1. J, . . am.
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Merton of the
Movies
S tarries
Glen Hunter &
Viola Dana
-PALACE OF JAZZ"
fVrseuWd fcy
HARRIET CRUISE a GIRLS
MaS AT I. a. S. 7. , mm
ALL THIS WEEK
A Tidal Waa mt Laaakter
Buster Keaton
am k latest r., t.,n
THE K A VIGA TOR-
TOWN MA1X TONIGHT"
A Tarillar aritk ilk Deampsey-
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A flnra Witm Sea Tarawa
KW AT I. . C. 7. p. am.
OLYMPIAN STUFF
Life around the campus as seen from
the Mountain of the Gods.
WELL! WELL!
,. , hestatcd to reveal this dire situation at first, but we have decided
that it is to the best interests of the University.
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We were pounding faithfully away at our typewriter, when two of
the most prominent students on the campus sneaked into the editor's office
while the old school's basketball team was fighting Grinnell for the honor
and prestige of supremacy in Valley sport circles (as my friend, the sports
editor says). They began discussing whether Congress should have the
power to annul Supreme Court decisions. What is more, they seemed seri
ous about it. They discussed it with gusto. They were evidently thinking.
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Now the University has taken a great deal of care to see that no stu
dents think. It has provided a Stadium in which students can amuse them
selves; it has organized the curriculum to present a wide field of superficial
activity; it has fostered football, basketball, and track events. In fact,
the University officials have taken every constructive step to prevent any
serious intellectual activity.
And here we are confronted with the Dicture of two students vha have
refused to accede to this smothering of mental movement. Something should
be done.
WHAT'S IX A XAME!
Wherever I go they say to me,
"Oh! Han you met Claire Montesrey?"
They greet me with a shout of joy:
"Oh! Do you know Claire Montesrey!"
With one accord they loudly cry:
"Where did you meet Claire Montesrey?"
I hear this question every day:
"What U he like, that Montesrey?"
Tom and Dick and Abe and Ezry
Cry, "Do you really know Montesrey?"
I wait until the clamor stops
And coldly say, "One calls it Montesrey.'
Quite. One does. Or, rather, one should.
CREEK CONTEST
STARTS MONDAY
CELIA.
This is a headline written by one of the news editors for the Sunday
Xebraskan. In order to prevent any misapprehension we shall state that it
refers to the interf raternity track meet. As far as we have been able to
determine, no one is interested enough in Greek even to take the course.
Xone, that is, of our best people, so to speak.
Exhanges
OKLAHOMA A. A M. Commit
tee members from the senior class
who were to purchase canes and
swagger sticks have made their selec
tions and samples have been pur
chased for each school except the
school of education.
UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON
Fourteen organized houses signi
fied their intention of immediate en
trance into the Student House Man
agers' Cooperative Association at a
meeting of approximately fiity man
agers recently. Through a system of
contracts and bids to be employed by
the association for the buying of
staple foods, a saving of 13 per cent
will be made for each house, it is
claimed by ' the supporters of the
plan.
UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN
The schedule of courses for the sum
mer session contains many new
courses by visiting professors from
Send It to
VARSITY
.CLEANERS
and DYERS
ROY WYTHERS, Mgr.
Phone B3367
other universities. Prof. Philo M.
Buck of the University of Nebraska
will give two new graduate courses
in English Carlysle and Ruskin, and
English poetry and prose of the
sixteenth and early seventeenth
centuries.
UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI
The University cadet band will be
taken by the Rotary Club of Col
umbia to Sedalia, Mo., to participate
in Rotary festivities there.
TOWN SEND Portraits. "Pre
serve the present for the future."
Adv.
If You Never
Danced a Step
Hotel
De Hamburger
5c
Bur 'em by the sack
1141 Q St.
PERSONAL:
Jeannette,
I have forgotten your 'phone number again. Will you drop around
to the office this afternoon at four? Tea. Pavlova.
Claire.
The Innocents Society urges every student to' study hard. Students
who do not study in school will never amount to anything. Everybody
should amount to something.
, FROM THE NOTEBOOKS OF ADOXIS:
The fear of love, according to some of my philosophical friends, is the
beginning of wisdom.
ALL TOO TRUE.
It was a blustery night, and we slipped into the Grand hotel to warm
up a bit. Two old chaps were standing there, talking, evidently waiting for
a meeting of the Nebraska Historical Society to start.
"Did yon know," said the one with the whiskers, "that there is a uni
versity in Switzerland that was established there over five hundred years
ago and has only a thousand students? Why, we've had our University here
for only a little over fifty years, and we have over ten times as many stu
dents." "Yes," added the second, "and we've spent less aaoney on it-
Fraternity I
And Sorority
Emblems
Crests ia (old and silver can be
applied to almost aay article.
We carry a
Complete Stock
HALLETT
University Jeweler
Est. 1871 117-119 S. 12th
Harwy CanrvO
ad his staff of
xpsrts ca tsach
you tho very lat
est dancos in
cluding th mw
st variations in
th Waltz. Fox
trot, and Ono
step in just a
few lessons.
Advanced
Dancers
Learn the Tango
and New Fox
t r o t cotnbiaa
tions. FOR APPOINT
MENT. CALL
L-eo2a.
f SmWjTS. AM 1
kTbuxton
ElYTAJNER
Keys wear oat yoer clothes anless they
re carried Flat ia a
BUXTON KEY TAINER
We have a complete line
35c to $5.00
TUCKER-SHEAN
STUDENT SUPPLIES
1123 "O" St.
Carroll's
Nebraska Stale Bank BU, 15th and O.
f
1 H
01 MttKOTWMT-WMsl
if -rm,
amafW'22t-
Mr. Gallagher and Mr. Shean
celebrated stars in the Green
wich Village Follies comine to
tho Ornheiim Thpntpr Thiir-
jday, February 19th.
If
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THE NEW
OXFORDS
ARE HERE
OXFORD CLOTHES HAVE A
A GREAT REPUTATION AMONG
COLLEGE MEN EVERYWHERE.
THEY'RE PROBABLY THE FIN
EST IN AMERICA!
WE'VE JUST RECEIVED A BIG
SPRING SHIPMENT-AND NOW
IS THE TIME TO CHOOSE YOURS
$60
OTHER SPRING SUITS AND
TOP COATS, $30 UPWARDS
FARQUHAR'S
Nebraskan Want Ads Bring Results
TO SATYRAXUS
Will you write us a sketch
Of that fraudulent wretch
Who is knewn as the witty Montrye?
He's conceived to be clever.
Conceited, however;
No more to be thought of as Claire, woman-shy.
Pray forget you're his friend;
We shall like it no end
If yon satirize Claire, king of fops.
Well enjoy what you say
About clever Montray,
But remember, you can not floor Mopps.
POD.
We should rather fancy yes.
"You
We asked our friend, Monrieur X., to write something for i
boast yourself a patron of literature! What do you do?"
He answered serenely: "Why, I read it."
PORTRAITS
VI
A D1SILLUSI0XED MAX
His journal is the record of a disintegrating faith in the natural virtue
of man. . . . . , ,.
At school be was altruirt'c. He hiul Inenas. ne exenangea conii-
dences. He touted his comrades. With one he was especially intimate, a
brilliant but cynical young man. To him aione aia eiu uo jr
secret. He lent him the MSS. for citictftn.
In a few months be read his artxle in a magazine, n w uruocu
v; ,;A Via- hi friend, who had a deprecatory mention of a pre
liminary statement made previously by Wells Gore.
mJa a a, avara v -
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TODAY
WHAT! WHAT I
., r the World Forum programs asked
our friend Major Sidney Erickson to give a defence of mditary training in
schools, the Major refused. His long training in the army should have made
the Major more fearless. , unVTPPT
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