THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
Employ Alumnus In
U. S. Roads Bureau
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Walter Davison
And His
LOUISVILLE LOONS
Lela White's
Entertainers
la MINSTRELCY OF 1925
EDOUARD
"Master of Shadowolf yn
NAOMI RAY '
With EDDIE HARRISON
la "Golf Instruction"
HON. DAVE MANLEY
The National Spokesman
la "WOMANOLOGY"
"FROZEN HEARTS"
A Nw Comedy With
STAN LAUREL
NEWS And COMEDY PICTURES
BABtCH AND THE ORCHESTRA
Show Start at 1:30, TiOO, :00
RIALTO
ALL THIS WEEK
A Goreous Super-production
Cecfl B. De Mille's
"The Golden
Bed"
Also Atmospheric Prologue
RIALTO SYMPHONY PLAYERS
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ALL THIS WEEK
Romance With a Thrill
"Frivolous
Sal"
A Superb Cast With
EUGENE O'BRIEN MAE BUSCH
"WHAT A NIGHT"
Continuous Laughter
SHOWS AT I, 3, S, 7. 9 p. as.
"HIGH SOCIETY"
A Scream with
"OUR GANG"
SHOWS AT 1. 3. . 7. 9 p. m.
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Costs from tt to 14 aa much
u taxL Use it at your own
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If You Never
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now employed by the United States
oureau or Public Roads, Washington,
D. C, according tn a iott .!. .-j
by Prof. Clark E. Mickey of the de-
hi wneni oi civil engineering. He
nas recently been assigned to the
construction Division in nnnsr.t
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ai service.
Mr. Rogers finds the "Nebraska
Alumnus" and th rw p-t.tn
aid in following University activities.
xno engineering directory published
n the 'Blue Print' was a masterpiece,'
writes Mr. Rotrors. "nnri th ,i;..
vo cuibUlO
certainly deserve congratulations."
CMS
Take orders lor Val
Style hats from your
friends. Liberal com.
mission. Hats sell at
5,-.chr- No collecting a
dellverinc. An easy and dif allied
"r helpint yourself thronth
or earning money far ex.
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After the Party
Everybody
Goes
to
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The Idyl
Hour
to
EAT TO SPECIAL
MUSIC
as 1 omtcnoN of Lnt"""i f m
ALL THIS WEEK
A Shaw far Urn Family
RIN-TIN-TIN
The Wonder Doc In
"FIND YOUR MAN"
"PLAYING WITH FIRE"
The Novelty Story of
THE GO-GETTERS"
A Good
Thing
Men's Silk Hose Semi
Fashioned, Colors Black,
Cordovan, Log Cabin,
Beige and Gray a 75c
value. Special this week
2 for $1.00
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Tenth & O Street.
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If you are one of the un
fortunate ones who didn't
get to see Rudge & Guen
zel's Public demonstration
of Permanent Waving and
Circulation Facials last
Tuesday, be on hand at 2
next Tuesday, February
10th, and you'll have an
other chance to see this
demonstration. I was
there last Tuesday but I
think I'll attend again
next Tuesday if I possibly
can for it was intensely
interesting.
Be sure to attend Rudge'a
public demonstration of
Permanent Waving and
Circulation Facials, Tues
day, February 10th.
DosirahU Monthly Charge
Accounts Solicited '
OLYMPIAN STUFF
life around the campus as seen from
the Mountain of the Gods.
DID YOU MAKE THE GRADE?
In The Daily Nebraskan yesterday there appeared, on the second page,
an advertisement which shouted, in sixty-point Cheltenham regular Roman,
"Did You Make The Grade?" and answered, in ten-point, machine-set, bold-
race, Cheltenham lower case and caps, "Why Sure! Nobody ever flunks
at Nebraska." This is an aspersion upon the scholarship standards of our I
rair University which we strongly resent. It is irritating.
The most irritating thing about it is that it is almost literally true.
We suggest that the University Senate appoint a committee to select
from each of the colleges every year, six or more students, who shall be
"plucked," as they say back home, in order to keep up our standard of
scholarship.
RHYME OF AN UNRELENTING READER
The freshman and the sophomore
Were toiling for a grade;
The reader was quite heartless,
And this is what she said:
"Oh, Borne I passed with sixty,
And some with sixty-eight;
And some I flunked completely,
And left them to their fate."
CELIA.
MUSINGS OF THE OYSTER
"Personality" is that which pleases a reader of the American.
Some people are like flies; they light companionably on a man who
appears to be dead, but flee in shame and fear when he shows signs of life.
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When your friends say you are ripening, your enemies are likely to say
you are going to seed.
It used to be that heretics were excommunicated. There is a new de
gree now which might be called "excommunicado." It lacks the formality
of its forerunner, but carries the same weighted curse of disapproval. "Bol
shevik" is this generic term with such a sinister connotation.
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Don Sabio says, "You can't spur against windmills and collect coupons
at the same time."
RADICUS.
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DIALOGUE
"I used to have five or six lady friends. . . ."
My friend so told me, with a deep sigh.
"Where are they now?" I curiously asked him.
"They are all married!"
For him my other friend answered me, laughing.
K. KWEI CHEN.
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CAVEAT EMPTOR
There is an old saying that a satirist never dares show his face in so
ciety. That maxim befitted an era when a man caricatured only his literary
and political enemies and, consequently, feared to come of his anonymity
and hiding. Times have changed, however, and I, who am but a humble
worker in a great field, have" already received naif a dozen invitations to
paint pen-portcaits of my friends. These orders have been filed and will
be given attention in due time, as I am at present engaged on several im
portant works.
For the benefit of others seeking similar consideration, let me say:
Letters to me should be sent in care of my friend, Claire Montesrey, Olym
pian Muff, The Daily Nebraskan. Applicants should enclose a photograph. I
a short statement of their claims to portraiture, a brief sketch of their ca
reers and personal ldiocyncrasies, and a few good apothegms which would
serve as a kernel for my work.
SATYRANUS.
We introduce, with the following poem, a newcomer to the ranks of I
the aestheti. She says, "I prefer to have the 'os' of my name pronounced
like that in 'Oswald,' and the 'ind' as in 'mind,' of which I am certain I have
much. I hope this is 'As You Like It' "
The poem itself demonstrates the horrible effect a study of the biolog
ical sciences has had on one's ability to perceive beauty, however. Instead
of being able to admire sinuous curves of an earthworm, he must think- of
its ten hearts and ganglionic nerve-system.
TO THE EARTHWORM
0 little worm with hearts ten-fold
If yours hold all that mine must hold,
I, who have one, would surely hate
To bear a burden quite so great.
1 envy you your courage, worm,
That you with such a weight can squirm.
And that of death you have no dread,
Since you can grow another head.
Just that you have so many feet
Is no excuse for your conceit.
They are so many, I am sure
That in gymnastics you'd be poor.
With such an irridescent skin
You need a glass to see it in;
But since you're sightless, I'm afraid
It could not render you much aid.
' ROSALIND.
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The Innocents Society urges every student to do his Christmas shoo-1
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ping early.
CLAIRE MONTESREY.
DANCE
to the
MUSIC EXTRAORDINAIRE
Serenadors, Tonight
Kandy Kids, Saturday Nite
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