THE DAILY NEBRASKA N
S3
FOURTH ANNUAL
DE MOLAY
VARIETY
SHOW
JAN. 16-17 ORPHEUM
Don't mis, this
chance to ee the
cream of Lincoln
talent in a first
class performance.
SEATS NOW ON SALE
y ALL DE MOLAYS
$1.00
RESERVATIONS START
10 P. M. TODAY AT
ORPHEUM BOX OFFICE
LIBERTY
MON.-TUES.-WbU.
A Bif Bouquet of Melody, Fun and
A " Vaudeville Novelties.
The Famous Funsters
Val & Ernie Stanton
The EngHh Boy From America
VERSATILE OCTETTE
Seven Clever Girls and Chap
COMEDY SONGS AND DANCES
Amaranth Sisters
And Two Amazing Youths In
-A VAUDEVILLE FANTASY"
BENNY WALLIE
Burt and Lehmann
In a Singing Comedy Concoction
"NOTHING ELSE BUT
The Amazing Entertainer!
Bacardi Trio
Three Crazy Sailor
"Ten Scars Make a Man"
A Red-Blooded Western Story
"Current Views Minuta Newt"
"BAB1CH AND THE ORCHESTRA
Show. Start at 2:30, 7:O0, 9:00
Hotel
De Hamburger
5
c
Buy 'em by the sack
1141 Q St.
OLYMPIAN STUFF
Life around the campus as seen from
the Mountain of the Gods.
Send It to
VARSITY
CLEANERS
and DYERS
ROY WITHERS, Manager
Phone B-3367
RIALTO
A Screen Maeterpiece, hailed by all
Critics as one ol the really Groat
Photoplays ol the year
MARION DAVIES
in 'Janice Meredith'
You'll Laugh. YouH Weep,
You'll Shout and Cheer.
"An Old-Fashioned
Garden"
Atmospheric Prologue.
SYMPHONY PLAYERS
SHOWS AT 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 p. m.
It's not so much a question
of how much it costs, but a
question of how much sat
isfaction you get, that
counts.
LIBERTY
BARBER SHOP
131 No. 13
ELMER A. WARD
New Dancing Class
Starts
LYRIC
THIS
WEEK
Corinne Griffith
and Milton Sills
la a New Society Drama
"Single Wives"
ON THE STAGE
At 3:25. 7:25, 9:2S p. m.
The Marvelous Mysterious
EVA FAY
The Psychic Marvel of the 20th
Century In Her Weirdly
Wonderful Offering
THALIMATURGY
Answers All Questions
ASK HER SHE KNOWS
SHOWS AT i, 3, S, 7, 9 p. m.
Tuesday -f
Eve
8 p. m.
Enroll
Now
Phone L602S
Private
Lessons
Day or Evening
&
TjT . r 1 - a.
Carroll's
Nebraska State Bank Bldg, 15th and O.
Stags Dancing All Types Taught.
POISE AND PERFECTION.
This morning, our dearly beloved 'earers, we shall dissertate upon
"Poise." It is one of our favorite subjects, and we are continually des
canting upon it to our friends. It often bores them, but that is what friends
are for.
The best poise is that state of balance obtained through perfect knowl
j t i -j f ir. r,o' evirrnundinfirs. strange though they
cu&e ui uiieat:il uiu pcucvw -... - -
v. ! u: v.,,ti; .nuntrv where the average person usually
II1UV LIC. UUt 111 bUI3 "-"-""Jl - "
lacks that sameness of environment and continuity of breeding found back
home, true poise is a rare quality; it must be cultivated to be had.
We have long maintained a theory that if one assumes the outward ap
pearance of a quality, eventually he will come to have it. What a man ap-
k i , tv v. mnro Knpcific. the thine to do is to assume an
absolute ease of manner under all circumstances. This will serve for or
dinary purposes, but it is by no means the pinnacle oi success, me o.
of poise is assurance, and in order to ODtain n, speuai ...cw.vu
essary.
Tir tk-f ,mn nttonH what is euDhemistically called a Chris
tian Endeavor meeting at one of our many churches and try to convince
those present that there is no such thing as a uoa, wnavever uc
own convictions. Or you might tell a minister that you believe the Golden
Rule to be only an inverted form of selfishness. (A little study of Nietz
sche's "Thus Spake Zarathustra" will give you material.)
If we some day realize our ambition to teach this course, the text will
be P. G. Wodehouse's "Leave it to Fsmitn. xou snouiu u a Vn.
tainable at the City Library) in order to find out what poise is. we rec
ommend, too, careful study of Ralshoven's picture, "Donna Tosca, now on
view n the art gallery of the University library.
. j in nnise. wp Kuce-est wearing a monocle.
AS B IIMUI, giauuaic w I F ... ml.
j. it. .,:!. .nl1n;viiti vnn rp comrjietely educated, wnen
wnen you can uo mi mm j . . , ,, n j
you think you have achieved that Absolute Aplomb of the Perfectly Poised
J " ....... . tTl V. 1 A 4a fnof XT nil ft TIT.
Personality, drop around to the oince ana we snau uo Bm v
rm.. oil thU rhnttr is that we really mean it. But
ine queer ia i c auuut -
now that we are through being serious for today, here's for some flippant
versification by our friend Celia. ...
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SATIRIC THRUSTS AT SATYRANUS.
Who is Satyranus? What is he? Why is he?
What has been done in the matter, and why?
Sad is he, mad is he, wholly awry is he,
Stupidly clever, laboriously sly is he,
Smugly satiric, but most of all, dry is he,
Conscious of genius and not at all shy.
Egoist, satirist merely an attitude,
Epigrams shallow he makes out of hand
("Epigram" means an original platitude) J
Personal satires received with small gratitude,
Poor narrow intellect, bounded in latitude,
Ridicules all that it can't understand.
He is so dumb that he laughs at Claire's wittiness,
We have Claire's word for it; yes, and God wot!
He jests without feeling for time, place, or fittingness,
His humor has little of art or of prettiness.
His stuff lacks the slight mitigation of flittingness.
What has been done about him, and why not?
. . .... CELIA. -
She t And now, Goorjre, what did you
leant to do ut collcguf
Georfro i Blow smoko rings and wear
1- inchlcy Clothes.
TOWNSEND Portraits. "Pre
serve the present for the future."
Adv.
WANT
The Hauck Studio
"Our Pictures Speak for
r"l F 7 J
i nemseiues
Hauck and Skoglund, Photog rapkars
1216 O St. B2991
MODERN sleeping room in modern
home. One or two gentlemen.
Phone B-2537, 609 South 11th St.
I
Colonial week
In Spain They PUy tho Cams af
Leva for Keeps. Ses
"The BANDOLERO"
With a Thrilling Bun Fight.
"MYSTERIOUS MYSTERY"
Aa Avalanche of Laughs With
"OUR GANG"
JACK DEMPSEY
In a New Story
"BRING HIM IN"
K1NOGRAM3 OF INTEREST
SHOWS AT 1, 3, fc 7, 9 p. as.
sa
Almost on
the campus
Just three doors south
of the temple !
Yon can get that popular
personalized stationery with
your narrfe and address on it
at $1 for 200 sheets and 100
envelopes.
New
Guard
PINS
Plain and Pearl Set
$1.00 to $10.00
H ALLETT
I UniYertity Jeweler
I Fatal. 1871 117-119 S. 12
Millinery has reached the
heights of altitude, in
crowns like Tyrolean
mountain peaks, and of
popularity, in these stun
ning models so generally
becoming. Fancy felts
often sport pompoms or a
gaby bow on top. Suede
also, is a favorite, and the
colors are nearly always
bright. While peaked
pinched-in crowns are all
the rage, you should reg
ister your fashion light
ness by choosing one at
once from Rudge & Guen-zel's.
, , , , j; ..Yi ohmif tViin nopm that we don't like
r ranKiy, mere is fu" w""" r . .
Tt f thf. va are at all bothered about the somewhat slighting reference
, .... v :4.:i ..JJ. -nritli a n nnr h nlanr. cesture and a
to our wit; we Drusn sucn mwism - --
cynical smile. The point is, we think our contributors should not bandy
words with each other in this fashion. And our friend Satyranus is at a
disadvantage. He is not a woman, and so Celia will eventually have the
last word.
... , i .,, oo Rotwmnjs make a i?oble effort to bring
we snouia ime, uuweve , m
his good ship Satire home to port in spite of the high-dashing metrical waves
of Celia If he cared to paraphrase our friend Miss Pressky, whose work
appeared in "Nebraska Verse, 1923-1924," he might reply in this fashion:
What is Celia,
If anything,
That she should leave me
Quivering?
We are not prepared to say whether, as a gentleman, he could well do this
Of course there is the possibility that he isn't quivering from the darts of
her sardonicism, to change the metaphor. And, too, that he does not care
to be a gentleman. But one can hardly, in good taste, suggest that. . . .
A NOTE ON TECHNIC.
As soon as I grew out of my youth I observed the error of my early
..:5o. Mv Barents lectured me, wnicn am no Kouu.
have been administered from time to time; . U , would hav e b een
cious. It was not given me, for my guardians ue.lc:u
solely a matter of intelligence. SATYRANUS.
There is a pleasing humility about this note which contradicts most of
what Celia said about the man. And he is a philosopher as well as a sat.r
Zt for when we asked him how he felt about Celia's attack on him, he
replied "I expect to be friends with men all of my life; with women, only
a part."
ther he understood her motives, he
Ana wnen we wuuuvitu, - !. n
declared, simply. "To understand women is to win . Pyrrhic i victory.
Get out in the openl After
noons or evenings rent a new
car to drive at your own,
Costs less than the theatre.
You can go anywhere, any
time, in open or closed cars,
Saunders System
239 Nortn 11th St.
B1007
forivoitVotirgclf;
COLLEGE COATS
SNAPPY.SERVICEAEII WATERPROOFS
tll the go with College men
Varsib'Sllckers
ybu.5w om ouvi
Sport Coats .Kfk
te" -- m .s
BOSTON
B-2559.
The Charlotte Beaute Shop
MISS NEWER, Mgr.
Specializes in the care of
The Hair and Scalp.
MYRTLE HAYTER. CORA NUCER. IRENE NEPTUNE
fc.Xrfc.Kl iwArw.E.i--&w
1240 M St.
Lindell Hotel
There Are Reasons Why
Greenedge History Paper
is the best selling paper in Lincoln.
REMEMBER IT'S BOXED!
Originated and sold Exclusively by
Latsci
Brother
1118 O St.
(Lincoln's Biggest School Supply Store.)
I 1
MANHATTAN
On Display Tuesday
Only twice a year can Manhattan Shirts be
purchased at reduced prices. Twice a year,
on date set by the manufacturer, we can offer
you unrestricted choice of Lincoln's largest as
sortment of these justly celebrated Shirts, at
20 per cent discount from the regular prices.
Manhattan Shirts come in neckband, collar
attached and collar to match Styles in exclu
sive Manhattan patterns, in printed Madras,
woven Madras, white Madras, fiber stripe
Madras, high grade Silks, White Oxfords and
Silk Mixtures.
Shirts Will Be Displayed Tuesday
One Day Previous to Semi-Annual Sale
You will be privileged to inspect these Shirts
on our counters Tuesday it will give you an
idea of the magnitude of our assortments, the
desirability of the patterns and fabrics and
the savings to be effected by purchase on
Wednesday, at
Per Cent
Discount
Manhattan Pajamas Reduced 20 Per Cent
20
Afpard for ken. L&Ecn & Children
