THE DAILY NEBRASKAN 3 LIBERTY MON., TUES., WED. The Nobility of Vaudeville Baron Emerson & Count Baldwin WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE" Jerry & Gretchen O'Meara la Humorous Skit "PEBBLES" Charles Hickey, Dollie Hart & Co. la u Elaborate Revue Entitled "DANCE FOOLERIES" Peerless European Entertainers THE BIMBOS With a "Chapllnlan Tinea" THE KELLOGS Instrumental Entertainer THE SPAT FAMILY In a New Comedy "BOTTLE BABIES" The Midgets Are Coming Mlauta Now and Currant Vie we Bablch and His Orchestra SHOWS AT X:30, 7:00, 0:00 RIALTO ALL THIS WEEK Valentino is back In his greatest Romance Adolph Zukor and Jessa L. Laskv preeent Rudolph Valentino in "Monsieur Beaucaire" With Beb Daniels, Lois Wilson, Doris Kenyon, Lowell Sherman A Sidney Olcott production "ROMANCE DAYS" Picturesque Prolofue. RIALTO SYMPHONY " PLAYERS flaying- Special Musical Scire. SHOWS AT 1, 3, S. 7, 9 MATS SSc NITE SOc CHIL. 10c Colonial THIS WEEK A Thrilling South Sea Story THE MARRIAGE CHEAT "East of the Water Plug" Continuoua Laughter "Man Who Would Not Die" A New Frontier Story KINOCRAMS OF INTEREST SHOWS AT 1, 3, S, 7, 9 COOL1DCE AND DAWES NOT FIRST STUDENTS HAVE BACKEC (Continued From Page Two) Benjamin McAlpln of Princeton, treasurer. "There were 900 charter members of the league at the banquet at Ann Arbor that night. A month later the Democrats of Ann Arbor brought William Jennings Bryan there to an swer McKinley, and these two men, strange to say, faced each other as candidates for ' the presidency in 1896. The league was very busy from the hour of its creation. We had meetings in all the big cities of the country. As president I spoke with Chauncey Dcpew at New Haven, with Henry Cabot Lodge at Tremont Temple, with Governor Crape of Massachusetts in Faneuil Hall and with John Sherman in Chicago. My trips covered twenty-seven states. "I afterwards retired as president and became secretary of the Repub lican National Committee, with which I have sustained my relations for thirty-two years. "The College Republican Clubs have a function all their own. They are a fixture in American politics. To be part of it is an honor. To share in the service it can render the American republic is worthy of any young man's ambition." LYRIC WEEK A Plcturlzatlon ol Joseph Herge sheimer's Famous Novel Cytherea Goddess of Love A Sterling Cast With LEWIS STONE and ALMA RUBENS NEWS TOPICAL FABLE ON THE STAGE . "DREAMING" with H. T. Decker & Mile. Lenora CONCERT ORCHESTRA SHOWS AT 1, 3, 5. 7, 9 MATS 25c NITE 40c CHIL. 10c TRY Brunei's Tea Room 331 North 13th For Your Lunch We Serve Home-Cooked Food From 11:30 to 1:30. Just off Campus OLYMPIAN STUFF Life around the campus as teen from the Mountain of the Gods. Sonnet by a Passionate Britisher to His Mistress, Who Has, on the Spur of the Moment, as it were, Rejected Him and Is About to Close the Door in His Face. Belinda! Dash it all! I say, you know! You really can't know what a blasted blow This is. I've jolly well been hoaxed for fair; For now it rather seems I've got the air. I fancied that j'ou loved me; well, forsooth, I said I loved you that was not the truth. So, more, or less, we're in the same old boat. . . I said I loved did you believe that rot? Well, I believed you; so I fancy that One might, and aptly, call it "tit for tat." I will admit I've jolly well been had; I say, my dear, I'm through with. . . . I little recked our love would come to this, But oh, I say, Belinda! One more kiss? By Gad! Baraca Class Grace M. E. Church Welcomes all University men to its circle. Prof. R. E. Cochran, teacher Students Party Emanuel Congregational Church 20th &G WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 1, 8:15 P. M. ALL ARE WELCOME 1 Get Your Free Football Tickets Yet? Don't forget to remember that our offer holds good for quite a while yet In fact until the Thanksgiving game Hurry up and get your Ne braska Football Tickets. ABSO LUTELY FREE. All you have to do is to make pur chases to the extent of $100.00 in any part of the store and the beauty of it is that you can get your friends to help you by persuading them to ap ply their purchases on Your purchase record. For instance- if you buy a suit, for say $40.00, and your friend buys an overcoat for, say $30.00; that means that you already have $70.00 to apply on your $100.00 pur chase. We want to make some more friends for the store, We would surely like to meet you. Yours for Value INTRODUCING MR. AH DAM A queer old chap I met him only a few weeks ago. One of the vtry old Chinese aristocracy, he came to America seven years ago with a rather large fortune. But he was not acquainted with the modern Ameri can business man and go-getter, and, we are ashamed to say, fell a victim to some oil sharks and lost his money. Since then ho has been a manservont, and from his quaint, often naive, observations upon American institutions and habits, has developed his "Wee Soliloquies of a Chinese Manservant." He is a charming old chap, but rather childish, rather childish. His refresh ing views of America, however, seen through his age-old Chinese culture, open up new avenues of thought for the most hidebound. One of his typi cal little Chinese poems follows: JUST BARELY I met a student the other day A student who had been graduated From the College of Arts and Sciences. He ate his peas with a spoon. Is it possible that he Or any of the other five thousand, one hundred and eighteen alumni Could have passed passed through that College Without becoming cultured? Or, one is tempted to add, without becoming educated? We have just discovered the difference between Lincoln and Univer sity Place. University Place shuts up everything at 9 o'clock; Lincoln waits until 9:30. The gentle reader may recall our tirade against the clock on. the Ne braska State Bank building at Fifteenth and O Streets last week. We now feel that we should apologize to the officers of the bank or the owners of the building. The other day at noon we happened to be in that vicinity, and the clock started striking. It chimed four times. Then four more, lhen four more. "Aha," we thought, "12 o'clock." But the clock chimed four more times. Sixteen o'clock! We fancied for a moment we might be in Switzerland. Then the clock started in earnest. In a low booming tone, it struck twelve times in succession. Can you fancy that? As nearly as we can figure it out, the clock was doing the work for a whole afternoon, and then laying off for the week. But, twenty-eight (28) times! Can you fancy that? Have you seen the new cigarettes?. They are a dignified, rather quiet, dark brown, with aristocratic gold tips. We rather fancy them ourself. They do look so refined. But they are a special brand, reputed to be most prohibitively ex- m . . 1 1 1 r 1 3 i Al pensive. So most oi us muse siana on me sidelines um uumue mo kw men and women who are in a position to use them. We rather fancy that we shall form a trust for the manufacture of cigarettes in a rather lighter brown, in fact, quite khaki in tint. They should be bought extensively by the fastidious men of the military depart ment. But are there any fastidious men in the military department now that Captain Hagan hss left and taken his natty peg-tops with him? And we are willing to bet that in spite of your university education, you pronounce "khakr as if it were spelled "kacky." Don't you? We may as well be absolutely frank in this matter and admit that we used that pronunciation ourself until just last spring. CLAIRE MONTESREY. 3ig Sisters Must Go To Check-up Meeting A check-up meeting of the Big Sis ters organization will be held in three groups which will meet on Tuesday at 4 o'clock, Wednesday and Thurs day at 4 and 5 o'clock at Ellen Smith Hall. Group leaders will preside and all Big Sisters arc required to be present at one meeting. Freshman women having no Big Sister will be supplied with one at this time. Arrangements for a dinner in hon or of the freshman girls Thursday, October 9, were discussed at the meeting. It was also planned to have the junior and senior women call on the freshman women Sunday, October 6, and explain University customs and traditions to them. Ag College Mixer Will Be Put on Next Friday The first Ag College mixer of the year will be hold Friday evening, Oc tober 3, at the Ag gymnasium. Ad mission for men will be fifty cents and women will be admitted free. A good orchestra has been procured. 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