The Daily Nebraskan
Station A, Lincoln, Nebraska
Editorial and Buiiniii OHicaa, University
Hall 10.
Phanea
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OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY
PUBLICATION
Undar tha Diractian el the Student Publi
cation Board
MCMBCI
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Published Tuesday, Wsdn.sdnjr, Thursday.
Friday and Sunday morning.
Entered at second-claa matter at the
Poatoffica In Lincoln, Nebraska, under Act
el Contra, March S. IS7, and at ana
cial rat of pot tar provided lor in Sec
tion tins Act of Ortor 3, 1917, au
t bar I red January 20, 1922.
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EDITORIAL STAFF.
Paul C. Richardson
Editor
William Bertwell ..
..Managing Editor
Wm. Card ...
Hugh Cox
Ooree W. Hvlton
Philip O'Hanlon
Volta W. Torrey ......
New Editor
New Editor
New Fditor
New Editor
..New Editor
Alice Thutnan...
Doris Trott
....Assistant News Ed tor
Assistant News Editor
BUSINESS STAFF
Clifford M. Hicks Business Manager
Clarence Etckhof I... .Asst Business Manager
Otto Skeld Circulation Manager
WHAT WE NEED.
The University building program
has not kept pace with the increase
in registration. The same buildings
that were here when the enrollment
was about half as large as at present
are still doing service, and the Uni
versity authorities have squeezed the
additional students into the quarters
that were none too large for a much
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RAG CARPET ST O
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"He is certainly a baseball en
thusiast "
"How!"
"His attendance record looks like
a score card." '
G0GG0NE. (
Oh where, oh whare has my polygon,
Oh where, oh where can it be;
Hush, my dear, it's simply gone
Up the geomet tree Noah. .
"A fellow in this university went
without steep for forty days."
"Aw, it can't be done."
"Yes, it is. He slept nights."
TO MAKE VACATION MONEY.
1. Start a correspondence school
on "How to Make Money Nineteen
Easy Lessons"
2. Hire a counterfeiter's outfit
8. Sell life insurance to oldest In
habitants, human flys and the sky
scrapers union.
4. Take pages 13, 33 and 93 out
ftf all the modern novels and publish
a book of your own. Have the cook
revisa it and send it in as a scenario
5. There are lots more way, but
we have to leave as the bill collector
is coming.
THE MAID WAS OUT.
nusband: Hello, cutie, is my wife
there?
At the bthor end of the phone: Yes,
this is she.
"Lower the Cost of Dressing H'elV
tified at an institution of the size
of the University of California. The
hot sea-onal temperature that usual
ly features commencement would be
especially noticeable in the Pacific
coast state, and would males holding
the ceremonies indoor practically impossible.
With the crowd of students, fac
ulty members and alumni that wit
ness the senior exercises annually
growing larger, the matter of pro
viding ample seating facilities is be
coming a real problem at many of the
countrys schools. The outdoor am
phithearter on our campus has
reached the point where it will barely
accomodate the commencement dayj
crowd. If the Western plan proves
feasible, it may be a matter of but
'a few years until Indiana, as well as
Student Volunteer.
A meeting of all interested in For
eign Mission will be held in Faculty
Hall at 4:30 Sundey.
smaller number.
One of the outstanding needs of Jother educational institutions, will be
the University is a new librarv, larjre
enough and with accommodations ad
equate tJ care for student and fac-
bidding God-speed to her graduates
from a strip of greensward in the
sunlight, surrounded by the sloping
fans.'
Notices.
No notice will be taken orer the
telephone.
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Initiation at the Lincoln hotel Sat
urday at 1 o'clock; banquet at 6:00.
ulty members. The present struc- bleachers packed with graduation
ture is much too small and out-ot-date
for an institution as large as
this.
Our museum is about half as large
as it should be to properly display
the collection, which is one of the
best in the world.
The College of Dentistry is housed
in an old, tumbling building down
town, and lacks many modern con
veniences that are considered a ne
cessity by the average dental college.
The gymnasium is located in the
old armory, and it is much too small
A modern evmnasium is something
that the University needs to proper
ly n- fr h students.
And so it goes. We could go on
down the line and think of ma-ny
other things that are needed by the
University of Nebraska. And per
haps if we are pat:ent and bide our
time, we will eventually get them.
Pa.llad.ani.
No meeting in Palladian hall Fri
day evening.
VACATIO.N.
Only a few weeks of school are
left, and students will soon be leav
ing for their homes. Three months
intervene before return to the cam
pus. The seniors go with perhaps a
slightly different viewpoint than un-
i Octette TryouU.
I Tryouts for University girls oc
tette for next year will be held in
the Art gallery Friday at 5 o'clock.
Calendar
Friday.
Iron Sph!nx spring party, Knights
of Columbus hall
Kappa Kappa Gamma spring party,
Lincoln hotel
Sigma Lambda party, Art gallery.
Saturday.
Vikings dinner dance, Lincoln
hotel.
Kappa Alpha Theta spring party,
Knights of CVumbus hall.
Alpha Delta Theta spring party,
Scottish Rite Temple.
Phi Delta Chi banquet, University
club.
Alpha Delta houe dance.
Alpha Delta Pi garden party.
Pi Kappa Alpha house dance.
Sigma Tau party, Art gallary.
Acacia party, East Lincoln Masonic
Temple.
Kappa Phi
Mothers program at Ellen Smith
hall Friday from 4 to 6 o'clock.
Military.
All cadets will attend a parade
and review held in honor of Governor
Charles W. Bryan on Friday at 5
p. m , unless excused by their instructors.
MH'tary Ball Tickets.
Cadet officers who want tickets
derclassmen. They leave the scenes lor the Keserve uu cers association
where they spent four of the best ball may secure them from Emmett
years of their lives and face the V. Maun.
trials and tribulat'ons of a new en-
viroment and new problems. They Lutheran Club.
are thrown upon their own resource Picn:c Saturday at Pen woods.
a. aaa t 1 1 e. I a t "V
and settle into the path that they Meet at l-erminai ouuaing ai o:ju p.
will probably travel for many years.
The undergraduates go, for the
most part, free from care and worry.
Vacation to them is merely a short
m. and bring small fee.
Cosmopolitan Club.
Cosmopolitan club will hold an ini-
three months in which to plav. to.tiation of new officers Saturday at
work, to rest, or to do whatever
else their respective tastes or needs
direct. The? Vok forward to the
return to school.
Alll should have some objective,
something to look forward to. The
graduates are forced to make plans
for the future and the undergradu
ate should do the same thing before
the approach of necessity compels it.
This is the only way that any one
can get the best out of the four years
spent here. Work for the future.
8:15 p. m., in Y. M. C. A. club room
at Temple. Ceremony open to all.
The College Pres..
GRADUATING IN STADIUMS.
dnd:ana Daily Student)
A new use has been found for the
great stacTums that have sprung up
5n college towns over the country
during tve last few years. Authori
ties at the University of California
have dedM to hold commencement
exercises this spring in their, ath
letic bowl, in order to accomodate
the vast throng that is expected to
be present when the 2400 seniors re
ceive their sheepskins and the cus
tomary words of advice before taking
their plunge into a life profe?-s;on.
"Spe-ial provis'ons for voice ampli
fication" have been promised, accord
ing to the Daily Califomian.
. The proposal of the Western
school certainly presents an innova
tion in the staging of senior cere
monies. Whether or not the idea
will prove practical and sufficient
provision can be made so that speak
ers may be heard by all spectators,
remains to be seen. Certainly it is,
however, that some Swch tep is jus-
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You ran learn this business of
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Caps off -to the Winners
in the 250 Prize Contest
OVER 12,000 suggestions were received
in the contest tor slogans on the new
Hinge-Cap on Williams Shaving Cream.
The names of winners are given below.
We congratulate these lucky persons and
thank every one who participated for the
interest shown.
THE 1. B. WILLIAMS CO.,
Glastonbury, Conn.
If
1st Prize $100
"Found a cap that nobody
lost."
J. C Colley, 24. Emory &. Henry
Collrge, Emory, Va.
2nd Prize $50
"Better use me; you can't
lose me."
Hfmwmd S. Bull. Graduate School.
Univernry of Michigan.
3rd Prizes (2) $25 each
"Like the William Labit
you can't lose it."
J. Anthony Walsh. '24. Brown Uni-
"It'i bound to Kay."
Alfred Clark. IS. DnLt University .
4th Prizes (2) $10 each
"Take the 'mis from miss
ing leave the 'sing for hav
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eersity of Nebraska,
"The cap is alwiyg on, and
you're low better off."
Lincoln Fishet. 24. Yale School of
Medicine.
5th Prizes' (6) $5 each
Awarded to Hy. Hyman. 24. Ohio
Stare University;
Midshipman IVmald Fairbairo. '24.
U. S. Naval Academy;
H. L. Pennock. '26. Colorado Agri
cultural Coii rue;
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ton Unrverairy;
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the interest of Elec
trical Development by
en Institution that xyill
be telfied by what
ever helps the
Industry.
To you capitalists
the class of '24
Your college training is in truth a capital. Its value
is not fixed, but depends on the wayvyou invest it.
Some men demand a quick return a high per
centage of profit. Others look more to the solidity
of the investment.
The man of speculative mind may stake all on the
lure of a high starting salary, without a thought to
the company which gives it or where this may lead
him in ten years. True, his opportunism may reap
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