' t THE DAILY NEBRASKA f '' I '. i iU I!;" Si! :': I i I .i; 5 i r i. f : - . i ,: i ;; ; : , i : I i ; i i t J i it ."f ;f , f , t .-.( ,i i'. 4 ' i . : i v h ) : i ! i- ( . 1 t I The Daily Nebraskan . ' a II Ml I OlMl tan r, uiwmn. iiwormmwim Editorial and Business Offices, University Hall 1. Phones Day, B6891 Ntht, D688S OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY PUBLICATION Under ths Direction of the Studsnt Publi cation Board j iitcMPgpte; ,i Published Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Sunday mornings. Entered as second-class matter at the Pontoffice in Lincoln, Nebraska, under Act of Congress, March 3, 1879, and at spe cial rale o( postage provided for in Sec tion 1103. Act of Ortoher 3, 1917, au thorized January 20, 1922. Subscription rate $2.00 a year $1.25 a semester Single Copy Five Cents EDITORIAL STAFF. Paul C. Richardson ..Editor William Bei twcll .i...... ..Managing Editor Wm. Card News Editor Hugh Cox -New Editor George W. Hvlton News Editor Philip O'Hxnlon News Editor Volta W. Torrey -.News Editor Alice Thuman Assistant News Editor Doris Trott Assistant News Editor BUSINESS STAFF Clifford M. Micks Business Manager Clarence Fickhoff... Asst. Business Manager Otto Skold Circulation Manager BE ON YOUR TOES, MEN! A two-day inspection of the Uni versity R. 0. T. C. starts Friday when representatives of the war depart ment visit the various tactics classes and review the entire regiment. Nebraska is one of the collegiate pioneers in military science. A great deal depends on the showing that we make before these visiting inspection officers. Nebraska turns out wonderful teams, in all sports.that rank with the very best. Nebraska alumni have distinbuished themselves and inci dentally brought fame to their alma mater in all lines of work. The faculty roster contains many names of national prominence and some of the greatest authorities in the world on certain subjects are here. It is up i to the cadet to pass this inspection in such a way that our regiment will take the place that it deserves among the other Universities of the country. It is up to the students taking drill to be on their toes during the present test in order that the visitors be favorably impressed. Our guests must leave with a high regard for the R. O. T. C. unit. RAG CARPET Assistance I Succart Now is the time to remember our professors with a May basket. Most of them remembered us. Agenjt: Now Farmer Corntassel, most of your children are in school and you ought to get them an en cyclopedia. Farmer: Heck, I guess I never rode to school. One solution for the matter of a conveyance to Farmers fair is to go there in a tractor. Mike: Huh, you're no sailor. You weren't ever on a boat in your life. Pat: Faith, and I suppose you think I came from Ireland in a hack. DID YOU KNOW? That the dandelion is a campan ulaceous herb? It ought to ge a great load off of your mind. THIS TIME OF THE YEAR. Some student's marks wouMn't even got by in Germany. Sweet Young Thing: What makes the boat so jumpy? Another S. Y. T.: Brother says that its on a tack. Dartmouth Jack-o-Lantern. We don't need preserved themes anyway. Ours are usually canned without any trouble. huge undertaking is that everyone works in preparation for it. In co operating, the students arc laying the foundation for the cooperative in fluence in the agricultural world of which they will become members after leaving College. Every effort is put forth to enter tain the visitors in the best way pos sible. The large campus will be the scene of the activities. The parade will go down O street. An outdoor pageant will be a large free attraction. Another is the real wild west show. The usual carnival tents and sideshows, with the follies, snorpheum, and the minstrels will be on the Midway which is the carnival grounds for the day. The educational exhibits, contain exhibits from eighteen different de partments of the institution. These arc to be representative samples of the work which has been accomplished during the school year and will be in structive to visitors. D. S. The College Press. SUMMER EMPLOYMENT. Students might well be considering what they are going to do this sum mer. With vacation but a month away, one should begin laying plans. There are numerous employment agencies around the University and some of the colleges place their stu dents directly. The colleges of the University should do more of this. It is the most valuable training a student can re ceive, if he can get some practical application while he is getting the theoretical training offered in the various courses of instruction. Every college should have some organization to secure as many positions for stu dents as possible, and by so doing they would thereby improve the work of the students. A practical application of theoret ical and technical training makes the courses more interesting. It is when students get the chance to put their knowledge into use that they begin to appreciate its value. It would seem that the different department heads would secure places for as many of their students as pos sible. Many jobs no doubt could be provided for students during the sum mer and afford them of a means to make money and at the same time give them some practical experience. Then the graduate would not be thrust into an entirely new atmos phere and the post-graduation adjust ment would not be so trying. THE FARMERS FAIR. The students of the College of Ag riculture, through their Farmers fair have a distinctive method of advertis ing their college and at the same time advertising the Univesity of which they are a big part. Because of the location of the campus, it is the common belief of many people that the College of Agri culture is an institution separated from the University of Nebraska. Others confuse the College of Agri culture with the School of Agricul ture, which is the high school of the college founded for the purpose of giving agricultural training to high school students. Just as the Engineers have their week, the Pharmacists their show, so do the Ags have their day. All of the Ags efforts in putting on a college activity is concentrated into one day. While most of the colleges put forth their efforts for University students only the general public is also invited to the Fanners fair. It is sponsored primarily to let University students and the University community find out about the activities of th college. It is the largest student activity of its kind and is managed solely by iie students of the College of Agri culture. One of the features of the WHAT DO THEY WANT. (Daily Kansan.) An order of priests in Tibet is forced to gain their early education in colls isolated from all human in tercourse. Food and water are poked through narrow holes to them, and they are left to their own thoughts. They are supposed to meditate and become wise instead they go insane. This is what most of the critics of the American colleges would wish upon the college man or woman of this country. They write at length about the col lege men sitting in the front row of the Follies, or lying in the gutter tanked up on gin. The critic likes to mention dancing, smoking, and other "supposed-to-be" sins, as the chief aim and work of the college youth He does not picture the five days in the week when study holds sway over the campus. Critics appear to want the college man to bury his nose in a book on the first day of school and come up for air on the last. At least that is the impression received from their writings. It is up to the critic to get to work and offer some good honest criticism or else hold his peace. Mere sar casm at something he doesn't under- stnd will never reform the modern college, if it needs reforming. They could tell the college man or woman what they want, anyway. Let them offer something worth while, instead of barking at the moon. Lutheran Club. Lutheran club will hold a banquet at the Lincoln hotel Saturday at 6:15. Tickets may be secured daily be tween 1 and 2 o'clock from the Luth eran secretary in the Y.M.C.A. room. Kappa Phi. Kappa Phi will hold a cabinet meeting Thursday at 7 o'clock in Ellen Smith hall. Womem Swimming Team. Members of the womens swimming teams report at the high school pool Thursday, May 1, at 7:S0 p. m. to receive instructions. It is import ant to be there. Calendar Friday. Kosmet Klub show, Orpheum. Alpha Omicron Pi spring party, Lincoln hotel. Pi Beta Phi spring party, Chamber of Commerce. Nu Alpha spring party, Knights of Columbus hall. Theta Phi party, Lincoln hotel. Notices. No notices will be taken over the telephone. Sigma Tan. The meeting which was postponed will be held in Social Science 105 Thursday at 7:30. Xi Delta. Xi Delta will meet Thursday at 7:15 in Ellen Smith hall. Cornbuker Groups Organizations must see that their accounts with the' Comhusker are paid this week so that they will not be left out of the book. Farmers Fair Rally. Final rally before the fair will be held in Ag hall auditorium at 7:15 Thursday. Scabbard and Blade. Initiation at Ag campus Thursday night at 7:30. Architectnral Engineers. Architectural engineers will meet Thursday at 11 o'clock at M. A. 302. Election of officers will take place. Lathers Club. Important business meeting Thurs day in Social Science 113 at 7 o'clock. Cosmopolitan Club. Special business meeting will be held Friday at 7:15 in Social Sci ence 113. The annual banquet and election of officers will be held 1 o'clock Sunday at Elks Club cafe. Sixth Annual FARMER'S FAIR Saturday, May 3 DANCE 3 p. m. to 11 :30 p. m. Under Canvass TWO BIG FLOORS Serenaders Nebraskans Kandy Kids Nuf Sed 3? When Ibcahontas &r met J Oh Henry! "Yes. it's true" said Mrs. Rolfe, better known es Pocahontas "the truth of the Smith incident is I bribed the Indians with Oh Henry!" A Fine Candy 10c Everywhere I The MOGUL Barber Shop 127 No. 12th St. Now being operated by: N. W. Tucker Harry Tripp Roy Cowell date Reynolds Jake Fahrenbruch Old patrons are especially invited to visit us. Saturday. Farmers fair, Ajr campus. Delta Delta Delta spring party, Roscwilde. Delta Chi Rpring party, K. C. hall. HOLD TRYOUTS FOR KANSAS MEET TODAY Schulte Says Jayhawk Track sters Will Offer Stiff Competition. "Kansas will tax us to the limit" is Coach Schulte's slogan for the dual track meet with Kansas May 8 at Lawrence. Tryouts for the meet will be held this attornoon on the stadium field beginning at 4 o'clock. A squad of about twenty men will be taken to Lawrence for the meet. Coach Schulte has prepared a list of varsity team men who must com pete in the tryouts, and in addition he wants all eligible men to come out. The list is posted in the gym nasium. All the track events from the 2-mile run down to the 100-yard dash will be run this afternon. All six field events will also be staged. The tryouts start at 4 with the 100 yard dash races in which Locke, Hein, Bloodgood and Hatch will be the main performers. Some freshman and novices may run in this event too. The 440 races at 4:25 will at tract a lot of attention with Crites, Whipperman, Bloodgood, and Scher- rich the top four. At 5:45 Locke, Hein, Beerkle, and Hatch Trill run the 220-yard dash and at 5:00 Captain Gardner and Higgins will run a half mile. Five varsity men, Lewis, Ross, Dickson, McCartney and Weir wilj run in the mile at 4 o clock. The oth er distance event will be the two mile run at 4:30 in which Cohen, Zimmerman and Slemons will com pete. Weir. Beerkle and Reese will race in the 120 high hurdles and the same three with Crites will run the 220- yard low hurdles. At 4 o'clock with the high jump in which Turner, Rhodes, Drishaus and Hatch will be main contenders. Don't Hang It In the Closet! r Get it cleaned Evansway nd wear it. From suits and dresses to neckties and gloves we help you to look better. There is Qua KX vrH i ft-UU a Difference a Three' Day Special Thelatest The newest Four-in-hand and Bow Ties 65c Thu., Fri., Sat. 1212 OST. Boomers Teachers Agency "The aceney that helps" 507 RicWas BIk. Cor. 11th ana O More teachers needed at once to supply the de mand. BFr.ITRATinN FRFP We cordially invite you to I can. ssa IT Oft 1 IP M This is sot aa idle st ta me t. ..It approximates a g-uar-atec It means your far men ts must be iniaaai nlatii ana fresh wheat v. retura them ta you. ..Let as prsVa aurlaiau. 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