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THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
Wednesday. Mav 24. 1022
"Here's wishing you luck
and less need for it"
A Student to the College Inn Organization
rh, business of promoting the tripping of the light fan
t'o is not a creature of luck; it is an institution too sub
' tiai iul wr,nJ m ts mcans t0 1)0 rocked by obstruc
tionist fintl destructionists whose reacli exceeds their
gr8SWe convert or condemn the thotless volunteers who
lVoke cheap publicity by confusing facts with fancies.
I,n yvt .suppress the so-called humorous vein of some who
1,1 criticize at the expense of the public. For instance:
"Ve don't believe that the big College Inn Orchestra
ivas the only CKOWI) at our Friday night dances
' Everybody knows that COLLFOK 1XX is m.t the name
fa lii'tei or a local bootlegging establishment
0 ' ri.-, w no nroof that the Trumnet Ouartct is an AI.
Jlllll '" .
WUithat lias eight legs and blows thru its horns for the
amusement of others
Vnlin.lv ever saw the word Oboe in print with the
letter "H" in front f it.
Toke it von will, but it is a serious business with us.
We know that the Golden Rule is not a metal yard-stick
, .1. . .i oi.. imrt of nlir t il'.rjm I7:i t it iti ! inni n ir In
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fit-shariiiir coupons at every dance you attend.
COLLEGE INN DANCES
"Eick Next Season with a Brand New Line"
assistant
milliliters i'lul inaiiiiKers.
I shall bo governed by the s ,im elii:!-
l"lity ru!,.s as mhh tcs. No sopho
more may ho ;l cuaKdate in more
than one snort.
Next year is Hip first your the stu
'l"iit mi' nn .(: s; st. n is to ho tried.
I'onipotiiion is upon to juniors and
seniors only. A junior assistant miiii
Hirer only will ho selected, hut n corps
of sophomore candidates will also he
maiiitniiiod, one of whom will be se
lected fcr assistant inanaRor the fol
lowing year.
No pay is given to the manager or
assistant manaser in any sport. The
reward is merely the experience and
the official "X." The manager will
make all trips with the team and will
ho ro'ponsible in every way for the
business managership of the sport.
Candidates lor the position of stu
dent managers, together with sopho
more randidiMcs, should report in the
fall when school commences.
no rnPELAND SPEAKS
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TO ROTARY CLUB MJSJN
There an- 3.50 people in the United
Suies over 1"" years of age, accord
jle to Dr. Uoyal S. Copeland, Com
missioner of Health or tne city oi
St York. In his address at the
Eoarv Club recently, L)r. Copeland
jiid there was no reason why every
nan and woman in the country should
not live to be leO.
"Tie chief offenders in wrong liv-
ine are you huiu-ss and professional
men," Dr. Copeland shot at the Ro
ariai "1 lining Physical Culture
Wetk, wliiih is here, make up your
citd to do your duty tow ard yourself
ty daily evrcises. Many business
rct-D work hard at their desks all
week long and then take a week end
ind play eight or ten sets of tennis
ra Saturday and Sunday anil wonder
hy they k 1 poorly the nest week.
Daily c-xwvise is the panacea lor
what ails you. Make it an every day
affair. Take this advice, even though
1 don't si t a good example myseli.
"I weij more than 1 should. Mul
tiply the number of inches you stand
over 5 feet by 0 and add 110 pounds
and juu v. Ill get what your correct
weight hhoiilj be.
"A ni;m f,;;y years of age who,, is
fifty pou is overweight lias lessened
lis 1 -LgUi of lile fifty per cent. This
tas t( ' a ; ruvi n by statistics of life
Ifcuram.i coinp.-.nit-s after studying a
talf iiiiiliMii jiolicy holders' span of
li!e. liurii.g Physical Culture Week
ltarn to live liglit by proper exercise
anJ not i-atia too much."
Among the other ypeakers at the
Rutaiiarii' h;n heon, which was des
ignated as Physical Culture Day,
re: Anthony Fiala, Arctic and
Tropic;. i j,(,r(-r, who told how Col-
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i, uui,-"n-ii hi'in in good ronuiiion,
William Mul lorn, chairman of the na
tioiia! pl.ysical week committee, who
uned the i,, e.-Mty of a one hundred
percent li,e, normal and menial a3
-ll as jdi.v.-jeal, and Iternard Mac
LYRIC
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rECIL B. DeMILLE'S
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fadden, publisher of Physical Culture
Magazine, who told the members how
to eat and exercise.
3IGMA GAMMA EPSILON
HOLDS ANNUAL BANQUET
The second annual banquet of Sig
ma Gamma Epsilon was recently held
at the Lincoln Hotel. Mr. E. P. Phil
brick, president-elect for next year,
acted as toasiniaster. Talks were
given during the evening by Professor
Schramm, Dr. Barbour of the Geology
department end by Professor Abbott
of the Chemistry department. A
short talk was also given by Earl
Colton.
'DEAN OF ENGINEERS
I ADDRESSES FRESHMEN
(Continued frmn page One.)
along these lines. One of the most
: experienced men at the conferense
said, "I do not believe it is worth
I while to teich English to engineers,
especially to train them in the use of
good English, if they do not have the
elements of the subject when they
come to college." Next September,
the Engineering College will require
i three years of English preparation
' for entrance requirements.
Next Year's Work
Next veal's work will consist chief
ly of mathematics and physics. Phys
ics is a fundamental subject for en
gineers. Chemists say that they do
not know when physics loaves off and
chemistry begins. An meinour must
deal with thinas " quantitatively as
well as qualitatively, which requires
the use of much mathematics. Math
ematics is a tool essential to all en
gineering work, it is also a subject
which helps one's mind wheU he
studies it. as it reqiyres definite pro
cesses and obtains definite results."
In conclusion Dean Ferguson called
the attention of the class to the
death, by drowning, of Everett Isaac
son, who was. up until his death, a
member of the Engineering College,
in the following words: "I think it
is duo him to speak of him nt this
time because we fuel his loss."
MILITARY STAFF
WELL ORGANIZED
(Continued rum page One.)
ing on the outdoor range. The in
struction of the second year Basic
Course, or Sophomore class, is In
charge of Captain James H. Ilagan
and Lieutenant Maxwell G. Oliver.
Captains "William O. Murphy and
Morris II. Forbes' are in charge of
tho instruction of the first year Basic
Course or freshman class and Cap
tain Butler L. Knight is in charge of
tho instruction In rifle marksmanship
and range practice on the indoor
range.
Warrant Officer Herman Schierloh
is an instructor in rifle marksman
ship for both senior and junior units.
Sergeants John D. Patton and Wil
liam C. Meyer are assistant instruc
tors on the indoor range. Sergeant
William T. French is an assistant In
structor for the sophomore class and
Sergeants Lytleton Lewis and Walter
L. Richardson are assigned to the
freshman class.
It is hoped that Colonel Mitchell
will be successful in his efforts to
secure from tho war department the
assignment of additional instructors
for the coming year so that he can
reduce the number of students as-,
signed to sections in the tophomore
and freshman classes.
TEN MEN QUALIFY
ON PISTOL RANGE
(Continued from Page l.)
First Lieutenant Hughes, score 327,
qualification sharp shooter.
First Lieutenant Doherty, 315, sharp
shooter.
Colonel Talbot, 208, marksman.
Captain Noh, 2S!, marksman.
Captain T. P. lingers, 2S, marksman.
First Lieutenant McMonies. 277.
marksman.
First Lieutenant Kenny, 274, marks
nan. Second Lieutenant Cetty, 273,
marksman.
First Lieutenai.t Taylor, 271, marks
man. C aptain Hanson 271. marksman.
Tntse and others who qualify will
rr.Mtitute the pistil team to represent
Nebraska in the Corps Area Pistol
Matdi to be fired during this week.
Tho ii;i:tch will be fired on the range
here and certified scores sent in.
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unusual opportunities for thorough
ttaining preparatory to business.
SCHOOL of
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is a UnutJsilv Professional School. For
students having two years ot collegiate
credit, it provides a two-year course lead
ing to degree B. S. in Commerce, and three
years' work leading to the degree Master
of Business Administration.
Court Opportunity is given to tpecializa in:
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Accounting
Hanking nd Finance
Bunnell Administrs
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Factory Management
Traffic and Transpor
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thereof Lake Michigan, aupplemented br build
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Medill School of Journalism
To Ktudentt having two yeara of collegiate
crelit a two-year courte la offered leading
to B. S. in Joumalinm. To college graduate
one-year course in Joumaliam l offered lead
ing to Hetrree Mnter of Science.
evw c.nl Rulbriw Write to
NORTHWESTERN UNIVERSITY
239 HarrisHall tvawiun.iu
Fred Richards, '23, visited at his
end at her home in Fremont.
STUDENT MANAGER
PLAN IS OUTLINED
(Continued from page One.)
During his senior year he will make
all trips with the team, be responsi
ble for all routine work and take care
of all baii.eape and other business. He
will not be awarded another "N" on
completion of his term as manager.
The junior assistant manager shall
be selected from the sophomore can
didates by a committee of live, the
director of athletics, the coach and
manager of the sport in question, the
faculty representative to the Missou
ri Valley conference and the president
of the "S" Club. This man will work
under the manager during his junior
year, becoming manager hi.i senior
year.
At the time of choosing the junior
assistant manager, the committee will
alsn choose a second man who will
replace the assistant manager ini case
the latter f;:ils to handle his work
satisfactorily for any reason whatsoever.
All sophomore candidates other
wise known as assistants to the jun
ior assistant managers as well as
FAREWELL TO
Hear Dr. John Andrew
Holmes on' Dr. Hillis'
novel,
The Quest of John
Chapman"
at the First Congrega
tional Church, L and
13th Streets
11 a. in.. Sunday, May
2S 1922,
8
MON., TUBS., WED.
Constance Talmadge
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