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Tiioulav. March 21. 1)22.
T II K . 1) A I h Y NEBIAS KAN
THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
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STANDARDS
Criticism from many quarters has
of late been directed at the publica
tion standards of American colleges,
and the University of Nebraska his
not. escaped unnoticed.
Colleges and universities aie the
intellectual cenlers of the country
and the community at large natui.Hy
looks to ihem to set standards. Es
pecially is this true along lines of lit
erary endeavor.
Student publications, rightly or
wronply, frequently influence the
opinions of those outside the carr.pus
as to the intellectual and moral tone
of the institution as x whole.
Student publications should leflect
the life of the campus clearly, accu
rately and justly.
Husker publications have ltcon'.I.
been criticised in this respect. Too
pie on the outside have locked at
them and have said harsh things
about the institution. Those on ll-.e
inside have felt that much of this
criticism has ben drscrv;d and
much of it grossly unjust As these
criticisms result largely frorr items
and articles appearing in the rtudent
publications it is to the interest of
the university as a whole that those
responsible for these publications
realize their responsibility to the uni
versity an,) carefully consider her in
terests. A powerful JniOuencfi! toward
the improvement of student publics
tions and an all-around raising of
their standards can be exerted by
journalistic and literary organization?
of the campus.
The Daily Xebraskan urges then ti
cooperate to this end.
i
n ;wi us oi mp aiarm ciock, which is to
riiiR fit 7 a. m slowly move srouud
to 4 o'clock in the morning.
This is the time when friendship
is tested, when toleration, and fair
mindedness are taxed to the limit,
when Utopian schemes are advanced
to reform religion, college politics, o
the social system. Inat is the tun?
when generous ior impracticable Im
pulses have full sway, when ma a
meets man without his decoiping
mo.sk of manner and custom, 01. a ba
sis of complete acceptance and equal
ity. That is trie time when a man
forgets that he lias alweys cor.sidcied
it actually immodest to expose bis
own feelings and beliefs, and wrun he
speaks the thoughts that arc in his
mind with full Assurance of under
standing. That is the time when
the friends are made whom, wc mean
to keep through life with us- Colum
bia Spectator.
University Notices.
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Chemists.
Ass't Radio Engineer.
Entomologist.
Pathologist.
Teachers.
Miscellaneous.
For further information call at Civil
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Serv. 01 Temple Bldg.
II
Alone you lianff
On a crooked nail.
No longer are you sought
As a souvenir
From shoe stores.
No longer are you wrapped
Alongside with your
Rightful mate and musician
1 he shoe born.
Ixng strings
.i.d short strings
Have put you out of use
It has been a long day
Since you tugged at the
lp.st rebellious button,
Uiging it through
a faraway buttonhole.
Alone you hang on a crooed nail.
HI
Will you stage a come-back?
Or like your
Snarled and twisted friend,
The cork-screw,
Will yon jangle uselessly
On a key ring?
Or will you deteriorate
Further,
And make vapid ending
In some crowded Museum?
Oh Kate!
Oh buttonhook!
Pour more days of bluffing until
the quarter millenium.
Although the annual university art
exhibition has closed, attention 1s
called to the fact that the Sa-hs Ii
dusinal Exhibit will still remain on
displav for some time. Thi exhibi
tion includes a unique collection of
batiks, china and drawings.
Freshmen baseball men wil meet
this afternoon at 4 p. m. in Armory.
John Pickett.
Meeting of the Corn Husker Glte
Club Tuesday night at T:?.0 at the
Social Science Auditorium. All mem
bers attend.
roreign Relations Club, Tuesdvr
evening, 7:15, Room 2n5, S. S. Profes
sor Ttengston will talk-
the
p.
Ini'
Iron
m. at
istion.
Important meeting of
Sphinx, Tuesday evening,
the Kappa Sigma bouse.
bring paddles. Every member must
be present or send tickets or mon?y
from the party. The accounts must
be settled at this meeting.
D'ja ever happen to
Have a date just the
Night berofe an assignment
The next day that would
Stump even a P T? K?
When you got home it was
Too late to study and so
You went to class unprepared
The next day only to find
An announcement on the board
That on account of the
Instructor's illness the
Class would not meet.
So you were saved from
Annihilation; and did you
Resolve to never let such
A thing happen again,
D'ja?
Of course you didn't!
"Have you many fast friends'?"
queried he, in an attempt to manu
facture conversation.
"Sir," responded she, "I'm net that
sort of a girl."
beautiful young co-ed boasts tba,
she can not only spool "faux pas,"
but make ihem also. We have alwas
considered Prench cookery exceeding
ly difficult.
One more week and then tlie an
nual seven-day Spring hibernition
our annual undisturbed slumber.
Chit Chat.
nearest Jane:
Isn't chagrin a horrible siatc of
consciousness? Fool like the fates
have been dangling something; in front
of me for several days and I've been
Mumping for it like a pup jumps ror a
bone, but they got tired of playing
with me and dropped me with a dull
thud and no apologies, and are wor
rying some other poor mortal now, 1
suppose in the meantime I fee!
missed.
The other day I had a phone c.!l
and answered it like phone calls
should be answered. Hope 1e snort if
it w.asnt King James, the chap from
West Point that I always rave about.
He was on his way home ani wanted
to take me to dinner, a little Infor
mality that I never object to, and
said he would be up in fifteen min
ntes.
Being in a state of risha'iille as
they say in the inner circles, I had
to shag along to get respectively
dressed wanted to look slick too, for
privately, he was my best rrospect,
and I wanted him to see that I had
grown up. Just at tho crucial mo
ment the fuses blew out, the dcor
bell rang one more touch was need
od, I jammed my conscience In tht
hot -box and pave finishing: touches
with my roomey's lip stick, Just . ii;
tle bit for I was aware of th danger
of putting it on in the dark.
Wore the twenty-year old attitude
like a sophisticated flapper iai tie
King treated me terribly nice, iho he
seemed rather patronizing acd was
not giving due respect to my mature
facilities. We laughed and I threw in
a good lot or the woraiy experiences
I had reaped in the year sinco I hal
seen him.
When we got home again he took
my hand and my heart climber up in
my throat but what do yon ih.nk he
said! !
"Be a good little Bangsey-girl the
next time I see you I suppose yonTl be
quite a lady.
I retreated with graveyard expres
sion, staggered to my third-flooi back
and walked to my mirror to see if T
looked as beautiful as Nazimova with
a broken heart.
Great Guns! Oh wikkley worms
and fuzzy caterpillars!
My lirs were black! I had had
grabed the eye brow pencil instead
"Looks like you need
a new pair o'shoes,"
said Chicago Bill
to Frisco Mike.
'YourVe dead right, pard,"
said Frisco Mike,
"And next time Vm going
to try HANAN'S
these shoes have only
lasted two years and they
say HANAN'S have consider
able wear in 'em."
of the lip stick.
The King; is dethroned maybe 1
was just in love with his uni:;rm any
way.
Mournfully yours,
Dints.
The unknown whan who plays the
lead in "The Crystal Gazer," & head
liner act in the University Variety
Show to be presented at the Orr-henm
Theatre April 7.
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YOUR HOME TOWN
N't ..t Friday afternoon and Saturday
morning some four thousand Univer
sity of Nebraska students wil return
to Uitir home towns to spu the
spring vacation. To every part of tlio
state these students w ill travel They
will take with them the things which
they have learned from the University
during their brief stay.
Tlicy may not think they ha'e
changed durinc their absence. Bit
the folks at home will noticT it. It'
they fail to speak to an old tiiae
friend, if they friil to express appre
ciation for tiie things the horr foiks
have been doing they will give the
folks at home a poor impression. But
if they come home and speak to ev
eryone, give a cheery "hello" to ai.
the old folks and even go out of their
way just a little to greet som folks,
they will do more for the nniversit;
than they could possibly do iii any
other day. More folks will 'eel like
sending their children to eVaska
as a result than they oiherw's would.
And during the course of their visit
at home, even- student should bcost
for Nebraska. Tell every high school
etudent the advantages which the I'e-
oraska university has over other
schools. Every student should mgc
his friends to attend the University cf
Nebraska when they have completed
their preparatory work.
There are more than twenty proofs
at Townsends of the different organ
izations which have not yet been Iden
tified, as well as twenty proofs which
have been taken from Townsends and
not returned. These proofs mast be
re turned and the others iden'i'ied by
Tuesday night. Organization presi
dents, if your pictures have net been
identified, do so today or thew wil.
not get into the Cornhusker-
NOTICE
The moving pictures which were
taken last week of the track men in
action will be shown at 7:20 this even
ins at Nebraska Hall. Everyb"dy In
terested is invited. H. F. Schu.te.
The Calendar.
Tuesday, March 21
Iron Sphinx meeting, 7 p. in. Kap
pa Sigma House.
Mystic Fish meeting, 7 pm. Kllen
Smith Hall.
Committe Chairman of Faimers'
30 p. m.. Dairy Bui. ding-
Contemporary Opinion
THE MIDNIGHT HOUR
Midnight sessions are among the
most enjoyable experiences in college
ure. xno classroom discussion can
possibly take the place of the friend
ly, rambling, soul- revealing sort of
argument that must of us carry in
our memories as the choicest parts if
our undergraduate days. CouTit rot
that time lost which is stolen from
studies and dull, profitable education,
to drag discussion through intermin
able windings while the room isHed
with the atmosphere of philosophy
And blufe tobaccro smoke, and the
Fair Board, '
Vespers, 5 p. m., Ellen Smilh hall.
I)e Molay meeting, 7:30 p. m., Scot
tish Rite Temple.
Helen Bennett lecture, 11 a. m., So
cial Science Auditorium.
Helen Bennett lecture, 5 p. m., Ellen
Smith hail.
Wednesday March 22
lota Sigma Thi meeting, 7:15 p. m.
Y. W. C. A. installation, 7 p. m ,
Ellen Smith haTl.
Thursday March 23
Green Goblin meeting, 7 p. m. Kap
pa Sig house.
Pershing Rifle meeting, 5 p. m. Ne
braska hall.
Friday March 24
Wolohl camp-fire meeting, 4 p. rr.M
Ellen Smith hall.
Sigma Phi Epsflon formal, the Lin
coln. Lutheran club meeting, 8 p. iu-. An
Hall.
Saturday March 25
Methodist Men's Banquet, 6 p. m.,
Grana Hotel.
Sciences are becoming more
spellable every day.
un-
The "weather man' is feminine
On this we lay our bet
For man as changeable as he
We've never heard of yet.
A long-suffering Frer-ch sudist In
formed us yesterday of the nnusnl
"savoir faire" of an instructor in that
department who, say his students,
should teach a curse in "Campustry"
or a carpenter course in "Bench
Work."
Fink or purple, orange or reJ
Yellow, blue or green
The brighter the color ihe spiJf.er the
scarf
And the maiden on whom it is seen.
The Exhaust.
DAILY WORSE
Ode to a Rusty Button-hook
I
Oh little necessity
Of a day hardly passed.
How your curved
Lines of rusty steel
Thrill me
Ruffle my very vertebrae!
Awry limbs and sunken nose
Sits he in a grewsome pose
"Historical" they call him now
Though once he drew a wicked how.
Explicitly I will here state
That he's an Injun, deceased of late
At least within a thousand yeais
He hunted bears and skunk? and
deers.
Alas, what fate does some times did!
In our museum he is now hid
All crumpled up and twisted down
He's funnier'n a circus clown.
There's a Prof, in this school
And be is wondrous cross,
But he dont say "No Lesson"
'Cause he ain't that kind of boss-
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