Wednesday, March 1. 1022. THE DAILY N EBfEASKAN THE DAILY NEBRASKAN VuMlKhod Snnilnv, Ttii'Mav. Wi-rint-filaf. TbiirMlav ami FrHav f em'h wek by the ITntvormtv nf Nohnmka. Acceptance for iiH8 ' special rate of ioRtair provided for in eovtlou 1103, act ot October 3, ll'l", authorised, Janu ary 'jo, OFFICIAL IMXERMTY V MI.IOATION I nrirr the illwllla ot the Hinder. Tub Ileal ion Itiwrd. Kntrred a xerond rl matt" at tbe pantiilttrr In I.tnealn. Nebrka, under Ae of Con am. Mitrch t, 187. nbarriinlon rat - KM per year tl.Ml per aenieeter Inrle copy KIHTORIAI. STAFF ORV1N It. (i ASTON Kdltor-ln-Chief HK.I.I.K FAR MAN Miinalna Killtrr liertrurte lnttrrn Aaelte Kdltor Herbert Hronell, Jr Ntaht Kdltor Kdward Ituek Mht F.litor Charlpn A. Mltt-bell - Mailt Kdltor John ltentlcy Spuria Kdltor Howard lluffrtt...- aat. Sport Kdllor Cvrll 1.. l"oomb... Ornmntlc Kdltor JoKrph Noh Military Kdllor Alio Stnrnn . - Typist ASSISTANT KOITIORIAL WK1TKKS Kenneth MfCandleaa Leonard Cowley Roy II. ;iititfon Helen I. Petemon OFFICK HOCKS Edltor-ln-Clilet and Managing- Kdltoi 4 Oiillv ROOM S00. "I " HALL BISINKSS STAFF IAMKS FIIlOt K Iiilne Manaser ClIAl'NCFY KINSKV A't. On. lrr. CL1FFKI HICKS Circulation Mar. Advertising- AaMMnnta Addioon Sutton lonnld Pleree Ralph Redfield Art liltworth Otto SkHd Klrhard Mere Jess Kandal Mali! Kditor for tlil lne. HKRBFRT KROMNKI.L. JR. A GLEE CLUB. At last steps are being taken to or ganize a p!ee club at Xebr-.-ika ami the announcement is received with much satisfaction by Cornhuskt.- s u dents. The need of sch an organi lation has 'ong been 'M-. r.t thi school. A clee cla'u constutvt an activity that he been neelected by Nebraskans for too long a time aud we are glad to see this condition is not to continue. very good reasons nave ever Ken advanced as to why a tlse club should not be formed at Nebraska. It seems that it has fc-en the same as with many other a rtiTities no one cares to give the necessary time and labor. Consequently ths cchocl has lost to a great decree. But at last the glee club is to come. There u-ed to be a Cornhusker glee club in the old days and ther, is t be cne in the very near future. Great things are happening every day this is one of them. It has been said that success is "do ing your Job the best you can nnd being Just to your fellow men.' Now the fellow that claims or accepts cred it for something that lie did not d- is not being Just to hi3 mate. The fellow that cribs the one that ha ml3 in 'secondhand' compositions; the one that claims to have done outside work thai he has never attempted where is his honor or sense of fair ness? Is that to be culled "dcing ;our Job the best you can" and it Just to the others? There 13 not one who does not feel down deep ia his heart that it is wrong, but he de ceives himself into thinking that it is all right as long as he does not get caught. It belittles one's honor, and holds up to scorn that sense of fairness that should be one of our most prized vir tues. Besides, credit gathered from illegitimate sources will never be pro ductive of the truest and be?t results The philosophers that believed in this old theory never had any thought for the future. Our future is all iinpoit ant to us. A wrong means will never lead to a right end. Hence we can not adopt their means and expect to arrive at our end. be at Townsend's Btudio, Wednesday at 12:30 for Cornhusker pictu.-es. Pershing Rifles. All Pershing Rifles out for the Corn lniBker picture which will be taken Wednesday, March 1 ,at 4 p. m. Meet at Nebraska hall unless otherwise la strueted on the military bulletin board. The regular business meeting wlil ho l.nid Thursday. March 2. at 7:30 p. m., room 309 Nebraska hall. Sigma Gamma Epsllon. Open meeting of Sigma Gamma Ep silon, Thursday, March 2, at V p. ra Illustrated lecture by Dr. Barbour on "Switzerland." Everyone invited. COED SMOKING. Feminine cigarette smokers at seme of the leading universities in the country have been given a great deal of publicity recently, due to the ac tion of the Nebraska state normal board. The board has refused to grant leaves of absence to instructors to attend institutions where cigaret smoking by women is permitted. The fact that co-eds smoke at certain schools is really of no interest to us: we already knew it But the action of the board does present an interesting view of the situation The board evidently presumes that eigerette smoking by women is "per mitted." It is the use of this term i that appears rather unique. It is dif-' ficu't to understand how any Insiiti:-! tion can control the actions cf its ' i students outside of class hours and ; away from the immediate campus.! If co-ed students want to smoke in their own homes, it appears that this Is their rieht and is in no way a re flection on the school. We do n' t wish to convey the idc that we favor cigarette smcMog by wbrner.. As a matter of fact, it is ont of the most regrettable conditions af fecting modern youth. It is prcg-nt i.i all corr.m ir.lries and institutions how ever, to some degree. It cannot be controlled by prohibition or an;. thing of the t-ort. It is but a natural out growth of the modern concc-p.ion of the female sex. Woman has demi.iid ed equality, with man in every tense and now i,he has it. She has gone so far as to adopt the same vices and habits. How much farther she will go remains to be seen. Perhaps it is nothing to cause greit alarm, however. Maybe the great pendulum of time is just Bwi:.giii back from the past ages of chivalry and knighthood to the modern xela tions of the sexes. In time it must return and then such drastic legisla tion by the Nebraska state normal board will not be necessary. Contemporary Opinion THAT TIRED FEELING. A large number of students don't get enough sleep. And what they do get is at most irregular hourse Ed son may be able to get r'-" on four hours of sleep out of the twenty-four, but it is easy enough to ascertain ibat the students who make a practice of burning the midnight oil too frequent ly and, for purposes other thin for studies are not among the Phi Beti Kappas of the campus. This lack of sleep is brought home forcibly to the professor who is force 1 to gaze at the dreamy countenance of one who is making up for his io:t slumbers. A great many of bis Ls teners If not already resting peace fully in the arms of Morpheus are maintaining a desperate struggle :j keep themselves from landing taere with a resultant lack of attention. The words of the lecturer simply do not make any impression on them. But really it is quite astounding the amount one can learn about h'.s course simply by listening to the lec turers. It is a shame so few stuaents realize this fact until around their senior vear. The truth of the matter is, however that the outside work and after-effort required to get ia u course is nearly doubled by this lack of attention while in class. By ac tual trial it has been found that a stu dent of average intelligence by close attention during the class periods ca:r just about go through some coursos on what he hears in the lectures. j Let us hope that some time Le ili make a practice of sleeping in his room while in bed and not in the class room while supposedly he is listen ing to a lecture. Daily KansaL. University Notices. Class 1919. Remember the 1919 class o' Liuccl: hich school reunion banquet March 3 at the Lincoln high cafeteria. A program and dancing are to foll:w t.v hnnnnpL Get vour tickets before Wednesday from the committee or at Meirs Drug store. Be sure and le! Clarice Greene know if you are com ing. Uni. Commercial Club. On Thursday at the regular meet ins of the commercial club, Hans Xeilson, state fingerprint expert, will talk to the club on "Protectins your Business by Means of Fingerprints. Golden Fleece Luncheon Tickets for the Golden Fleece Lun cheon to be held Saturday, March 4 Ellen Smith Hall, must be purchased by Friday noon. March 3. The com mittee in charge of the sale is: Lor ena Plimton, B1SS3, Betty Kennedy, B35S0, and Vivian Hanson, B6450. There will be a general W. A. A meeting at Ellen Smith Hall to-nite at 7:15. New members are welcome. The Exhaust. The Rag staff is busy covering up the past in view of the fact that the "Ragger" which is the "Shun Sheet" of the business and editorial staffs will soon appear. Freshman Basketball. Regular practice will be hell for the freshmen squad for the next two weeks. Candidates not reporting during this period will not receive their credit. JOHN PICKETT, Coach. INTERCLASS WRESTLING The interclass wrestling meet which waa scheduled to begin Wednesdav March first, will be postponed until Monday, March Sixth. Philippino Students Club An illustrated lecture will be giver Thursday, March 2 on the Philippine under the auspices of the Philippines Students club. It will be given in the Social Sicence auditorium at 8 p. m. and everyone is invited. BEING SQUARE. Some of the old philosophers taught that a sin was not bad in itself as long as the culprit did net suffer punishment for fear of beine brought to justice. We have long since re. jected that doctrine, yet it seems to bo the very theory that some people unconsciously practice. In school it Is so easy to say "no" when one should say "yes" and vlco rersa, when the lie will keep one out of a difficulty, that it behooves a per son to guard bis tongue lest he revert to these condemned -loctrines. These impnlsive replies were not meant as deliberate falsehoods, yet what else are they? Vikings An important meeting of the Vik ings is called for Thursday evening March 2 at the Sigma Phi Epsilor. house. The meeting will begin prom ptly at 7:30 and every member should be there. ' Pershing Rifles All active members of Pershing Rifles see Major Erlcson In Room 202, Nebraska Hall before Wednesday noon, March 1. Important. Nebraska Rifle Team Members of the First Rifle Meet in Cadet Officers Room at three o'clock Wednesday, March 1st, to have pic ture taken for Cornhusker. Cadet Officer Cub. A group picture of all Cadet Offi cers will be taken at 2 o'clock Wed nesday, March 1. Meet In Cadet Of fleers' room. Gamma Lambda. . AH members of Gamma Laiabda, whether members of the band or not. 'Life is one litle episode after an other" remarked Pearl White, of hair breadth escape film fame. AINT CHA EVER Aint cha ever Gone to a basket ball game And Aint cha ever Watched the Girl Standing On the Side line? The good Looking Brunette Who doesn't Know Charging from Out-of-bounds? Aint cha ever Watched this Girl pose, Roll her eyes And When the ball Bounces Near her Aint cha ever Seen her Fix her mouth In a pretty Grin And try To vamp The players? Aint cha ever? By lime ade Well, me must eay that the Weather Man treats us badly. Just when we had gotten our Spring sky-piece out, he had to send us back into ear-muffs. This Greek Tournament we bea so much about is It a shoe-6hinin race? And is the prize for speed or efficiency, or perhaps for regularity We should like to enroll Ivan Aw fulitsch In a class in Constructive English we think he has ably demon strated his eligibility. He would also profit by an intensive course in Or thography. Another subject for his curriculum might deal with "Humor What It Is and What It Ia Not." Did you ever hear an ear ring? If a tire goes flat, or you stub your ton You can always find ways to cuss. If you can't get a number, or you car won't work With a foreign language you're there In French or Latin, Italian or Greek You'll always find ways to swear. The Horncusser has flagged James Montgomery, se we erpect to have black and white girls mostly white not Gibson girls. For killing time we would Btiggest A place that you all know Go over by the Library For the clock there doesn't go. So if you talk too long a time In having your bit of fun You wont' be late because you eee The clock there doesn't run. STUDENT EXURESSES HIS DIS LIKE FOR AN ACCOUNTING "If I hae been successful in solv ing this problem I'll go to Boston and lay for Ponzl. Ponzi won't even be able to retain his shirt." "Have you any information as to the supply of padded cells at th. state hospital? These transactions surely took place prior to the eight eenth amendment. No?" "Some people still believe that the United States has a democratic form of government. Others are optimis tic about most everything. Does Mr. Cole think he can get an answer t ) this problem short of 20,000 words?" Such is the way that a etudent ir. Economics 6 .expressed his opinion of a couple of problems which Dan F. Cole "doped" out for the students to work. The student worked the problems to the best of is knowledge and inserted at the bottom of the paper the, above quotations. But the student did not get any particularly low grades on the prob lems. He worked them out to a re asonable solution and handed them in for what they were worth which was well up with the average of the clas. Comments like these are 'hat g'.ve the readers grey hair. Can you blame them ? WANT ADS. FOR SALE $S5 cornet for $35 cash; case free. Call Rm. 325, Y. M. A. LOSOT GAMMA PHI BETA PIN engraved on back, Marvel Trojan. Reward. Call B-3587. FOR SALE RICHTER MECHAM- cal drawing set. Phone B 30S. LOST SILVER BARREL FOR fountain pen. Name engraved on side. Call B-1025. WANTED 1921 CORNHUSKER - Leave at Student Act. offic? and state price desired. LOST NOTEBOOK IN ARMORY" last Friday. Please return to St -dent Act. office. Reward. LOST A Gamma Phi Beta pin Call B35S7. LOST Black Leather Patent Van ity Case in Chem. hall. Returne to S. a. ocice. Reward. LOSA Mink choker in S. S. build ing. Call B1S6S. Reward, Full dress suits and Party dresses for sale cheap. Uwanta Exchange, 1026 So. 14th St. Phone L6S54. WANTED Room mate wanted by freshman. 420 N. 14. L4220. CORONA TYPEWRITER PRICED for sale. Call B-31SS after 8 p. m. LOST LIGHT SJ1ELL FRAMED glasses. Return to Student Act. ol-flee. LOST BROWN KID GLOVES AT University night, at auditorium. Re turn to Student Act office. Did you ever go over to the Lib. in the hope of finding an unattached co-ed; walk in and find your own best girl Just leaving with the priie boob of the school? And did you ever look for someone unsuccessfully for several days, and then happen to see her in the Lib. unmercifully kidding a frat brother of yours? And worst . of all did you ever walk into the Lib. and find your las girl telling your new girt all about yon and your misdeeds? If any or all of these esperiences have been yours, then you will say that "There's no place like the "Lib." French or Latin, Italian or Greek Each one has its use for us Tucker-Shean 1123 O STREET Complete Stock of Standard Supplies Botany Zoology Mechanical Drawing Bonnd and Loose-Leaf Note Books Lefax Data Sheets Distributors of Waterman Ideal Fountain Pens A Point for every hand. Playing Cards, Chess, Checkers Fine Stationery and Corres. pondence Cards Tucker-Shean 23 Years at 1123 0 Street ccooftooocooGoecooocoeoGooc If you see a young fellow wearing enough neckties to hang himsef with don't think he's crazy it's just because he couldn't resist buying several of our NEW KNIT GRENADIENS Ms LOST A LARGE BROWN SHELL comb, between 14th SL, and 1220 R. Return to Student Act. office. LOST ALPHA Pin PEN. FTNLEU please call B 4512. LOST COIN PURSE CONTAINING Yale key and change. Student Act. office. LOST TORTOISE SIffiLL RIM- med glasses, probably between O and S on 12th. Return to Student Act. office. FOR RENT DOUBLE ROOM IN modern and well heated home. Ad dress 1520 U street. Tel. L-9925. LOST OR TAKEN BY MISTAKE A pair or brown kid gauntlet gloves in the washroom on 2nd floor, lib rary, lery. Return .to desk at art gal- Sincerity Service Satisfaction ,0 4f A 1JQ Apparel for Gentlewomen Clothing for Gentlemen STORE NEWS savis - - EAT EAT EAT EAT E A T EAT in the Qudge sGwrvzcl Co CAFETERIA