Tuosvl.iv. Jrtnuary , 1922.
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NEBRASKAN work is certainly of an extraordln
ary quality anvi quite superior to We
grade usually found In college an
nuals. We hereby compliment th
bonds of tbvj 1!)22 staff.
University Notices.
U. S. Civil Service Exam
The Vnite.l States civil servuc ex
aminations for February and March
ire as follows: Chemical tech&olo
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ASSIT.T VlITOKIAI. WRITERS
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University Masons
All Masons of the University and
city meet to hear Hon. Ijwia E.
Smith, present' Grand Master of Ne
braska, Wednesday evening, February
1, 1P22 at 7:30 o'clock In the Art
Gallery. Library.
MIS-REPRESENTATIONS
Every school high schools and uni-
verMwvs uu. .......... ... Mod .Wednesdays and Fridays
wrested Willi uie smut-ma u . . . .
inu . . . i Laboratory will be arranged.
constant. v trying u pvi uui m .mh
Chemistry 1
A section in Chemistry I will be
oflered this semester at 12 o'clock,
Mechanical Engineers.
A. 8. M. E. picture Saturday, Feb
ruary 4, at 1 p. m., at Townsend's.
Every man out!
Iron Sphinx
Regular Iron Sphinx meeting and
initiation at the Neta Theta PI house,
Tuesday night at 7 p. m. sharp.
The Iron Splnx picture for the Corn
husker will be taken Wednesday, Feb.
1 at 12:15 at Townsends.
TUTCHING BUREAU
IS ESTABLISHED
Union
Union boys will meet at Townsends
12:30 Tuesday, Jan. 31 for the Corn-
husker picture.
Union Rirls will meet at 12:30 on
Thursday.
Omaha Club
Omaha Club at Townsends Wednes
day. Feb. 1 at 12:30.
Sigma GammaEpsilon
Meeting of Sigma Gamma Epsilon
Thursday, February 2 at 7:30 for the
eleetion of officers for the coming
semester. Every member is urged tc
be present.
! meeting of the class will be in Rom
trying to get material from their fel-, chemist IIall Fri(1av. A1, stu.
, ... I, a n A in s tVv.l" ; '
ents interested please report at that
lows which they can hand in to their
i ,-rv !oivv- Etll.
insiiueior as men ( .
dents also and many people not in!
school as well niake a practice ofi
taking things from sources not their
own and turning them over for cred
it as original by themselves.
Mis-representations are common.
biuaems nana m uiiv ....... ... Candy
structors as men- on mr v p .
have copied from a fellow. They re-' corn on the campUS al, rfayWed
ceived the fruits of las work with-1 nesdav
ont shame. 1 uev Denove iney are
Chemistry
Chemistry 1 which is being offered
'by the Chemistry department meets
vtt 'the five days. Tuesday, Wednesday.
IHV I
Thursday, Friday and Saturday trom
12 to 1:00. The laboratory work is
given from 2 to 5 on Friday and 9 to
12 on Saturday. The class meets in
C102.
The W. S. G. A. has established m
tutoring bureau to help girls w ith their
studies at examination time or to en
able them to make up back work. The
standard prices are 75 cents an hour
for one person, or 25 cents an hour
for a group of six girls.
Those who wish aid apply to either
Elizabeth Montgomery, B 35S7 or Flor.
ence Price, B-4955.
1922 Cornhuskers.
"1922 Cornhuskers" may still be or
dered in the Student Activities office.
getting through their .course easily
and tell of it as a joke.
But some day they will be found
Ag. Student Notice.
The committee in charge cf the
greater Omaha agricultural college
out. They may leave tne university student aid faund have announced
with the highest scholastic honors and that th?y wi undertake t0 ci ntinue
their assistance to needy agricultura.
then start out for themselves. They
pet a good position an 1 their era
Student Volunteers
Dr. Barker will speak to the Student
Volnnteers. Sunday. February 5, 1922.
at 4 p. m. in Faculty hall. Temple
The subject of the address will be
"Genesis and Evolution.."
students by making short time loans.
plover rightfully expects as much from upon tne prorer recommendations of
him as w ps delivered in school work. Jcouege authorities so that upp?r class
But does he deliver? He does not. imen wh0 need financial assistance to
He has robbed himself of the proper complete the year may be able to do
training necessary to get along in
the world. When he used other per
sons' work to get his grade he be
lieved he was doing nothing more than
fooling the professor. But he un
consciously cheated himself and it
was after he left school and was try
ing to reap the harvest of his four
years of work, that he suffered.
Rifle Teams
All numbers of the University Rile
Teams Xo. 1. 2 and 3 are requested to
report at the Rifle Range on February
1 and 2 to fire first stages of Corps
Area Matches.
By order of Colonel Mitchell:
Sidney Erickson,
Executive Officer.
so.
A number of such loans were made
last year and practically all of these
have been taken up promptly when
due. The money paid in this way
will be available for students this
year.
Application should be made to the
I dean of the college of agriculture.
So students, if .you are in the habit (These loans are available for both
of "mis-representing" don't think you j men and women, in the agricultural
are fooling anyone, because it is you j college.
whom you are hurting and no one else ,
need worry. I Pbi Omega.
Thi Omega will have pictures taken
for the Cornhusker at Tovnsend s
Wednesday at 1 oclock, Febiuary 1,
Come a few minutes early.
is here
PROBATION
again and life for fra;em:ty fresh-j
men is one continuous nightmare, j
The usual methods of horse-play are
Episcopalean Club.
EDiscopalean club picture for the
being indulged in and the yearling , Cornhusker be taken at 12 noon
are suffering both in mind and body, i Tuesday January S1, at Townsend's.
Far be it from us to criticize the;
probation system
We a;e perfectly
in sympathy wi;h it. We believe it
is a good thing for the initiate and
for the fraternity. While it may have
its shortcomings it is many ways an
excellent thing.
So far we have rot noticed any
y.robation antics being carried onto
the campus, we are very glad to state.
Like many other things, probation
loses many of its good qualities when
it is taken out of i;s proper sphere.
It belongs primarily and solely in
the chapter house and '.herein should
be confined. Making a neophyte per
form some embarrasing stunt on the
campus or streets puts both himself
and the fraternity up as objects of
ridicule.
Our advice is to lay off the funny
stuff and lay on the paddle.
Green Goblins.
Green Goblins will meet at 12.15
sharp, Wednesday, February 2, at
Townsend's studio to have groap pic
ture for Cornhusker taken. Every
member must be there on time.
A. A. E. Meeting
The monthly meeting of the student
chapter of the American Association
of Engineers will be held in M. E.
206 at 7:30 p. m.. Wednesday, Feb. 1
A discuston of Engineer's Week and
several topics of interest to all mem
bers will be taken up.
Special afternoon tea lunches
35 and 50 cents and Ackerman's
chestra for dancing. Adv.
The Calendar.
Tuesday, January 31.
Scabbard and Blade meeting, 7: SO,
Nebraska hall.
Wednesday, February 1.
Kappa Psi meeting, 7:30, Pharmacy
hall.
Green Goblin meet for pictires,
12:15 at Townsends.
Student council
hall.
meeting. Faculty
Daily Nebraskan Staff.
Daily Nebraskan staff meeting
Thursday evening, February 2, at 7
o'clock in the editorial office.
X! Delta.
Xi Delta's meet at Townsend's
Thursday noon, February 2, at 12:30
for group picture.
University Night is not very far dis
tant and we hear rumors that the
Evening Shun has its ear to the
ground listening for the rumbles of
campus scandals. This should serve
as due notice to the notoriety seek
ers to get busy and do something
foolish enough to recommend them
for notice in the aforesaid sheet.
Art Students.
All students in drawing who hae
a grade of 80 or above are eligible
to the University Art club arter they
make a drawing of some sort and
submit it to the judging committee.
If the drawing is accepted the stu
dent will be notified as to the time cf
initiation.
Tf's a cinch the special Isepsion
won't last much over ten days that
Is the maximum amount of time the
bo Ions can draw pay for. Even a
legislator can't be expected to work
for bis health.
Special Convocation.
Ag. college convocation at Ag. hall,
Tuesday, 11 a, m. All Ag. college
classes excused.
. We. like the idea of giving ail the
organizations n the campus the op
portunity of participating in the Uni-i
versity Week lyceum. Tt will increase
Interest in the project here on the
campus and afTord the managers a
more versatile and better-selling ar
ray of talent.
Iron Sphinx.
There will be an important meet
ing of the Iron Sphinx at the Delta
Upsilon house at 7:15, Tuesday, Jan
uary 31. All members are requestsd
to. be there.
The Iron Sphinx will have their pic
tore taken for the Cornhusker at
Townsend's Wednesday, February 1,
at 12:30. Anyone coming lato w31 be
out of luck.
W. A. A. board meeting, 6:30 p. m.,
Ellen Smith hall.
W. A. A. general meeting, 7:15 p.
m., Ellen Smith hall.
Block and Bridle meeting, 7 p. m.,
judging pavilion.
Y. W. C. A. staf dinner, 6 o'clock,
Ellen Smith hall.
Vespers, 5 p. m., Ellen Smith fcall
DeMolay meeting, 7:30 p. m , Scot,
tish Rite temple.
Wednesday, February 1.
Phi Omega meeting, Law building.
Women's chamber of commerce, o
p. m., SS-305.
Thursday, February 2.
Lutheran club meeting, 7 p. m.. So
cial science 105.
The Exhaust.
A Modernized "Mary Had a Little
Lamb," or Mary's Diminu
tive Sheep.
(By Carita Herzog.)
Mary possessed a diminutive sheep.
Whose external covering was as de
void of color as the ccngci.led
aqueous fluid which occasionally
presents Insurmountable barriois
to railroad travel on the Sierras;
And everywhere that, Mary peregrinated.
The juvenile Southdown was certain
to get up and get right after her.
It tagged her to the alphabet dis
pensary one day,
Which was in contravention of es
tablished usage.
It caused the other youthful
strdonts to cochinnate and sky
fur.gle. To perceive an adolescent mutton In
an edifice devoted to the disem
ination of knowledge.
And so the perceptor ejecfed him
from the interior.
But he continued to roam fn the
immediate vicinity
And remained very composedly in the
neighborhood
Until Mary once more became
visible.
"What causes the juvenile sheep to
hanker after Mary so?
Queried the inquisitive children of
their tutor;
"Why, Mary bestow much affection
upon the little animal to which
the wind is tempered wheu shorn,
you must be aware,"
The perceptor with alacrity re
sponded. Famous Knees.
omi.
Pimpled .
Little
-die.
-mo.
-gro.
Knock-
Sunday snowfall gave pledges a
means of exercise. We are sure thtt
at least they enjoyed their calls at
the women's fraternity houses wheth
er the co-eds did or not. The first
hundred Black Marks are the hardest.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle hll
the while oh what fun it is to wear
galoshoes.
Little drops of snow and water
Forming sheets of ice.
Cause one to go sprawling
Once or twice.
If six pairs of socks are exactly
twelve in all, why are six pairs of
trousers only six.
Pershing Rifles meeting.
Faculty hall.
30 p. m..
Phi Omega meeting, 7:15 p. rr... Law
building.
Sigma Gamma Epsilon
7:30 p. m.
dieting.
Commercial club meeting, 11 a. m.
' Friday, February 3.
Palladian open meeting, 8:30 p. m.t
Temple.
Engineers hop,
house.
Rosewflde party
Th other day we njoyed the priT
fleg of examining some advance
proofs of are work and photorraphy
that ar to appear in the 1922 Corn
liusirer. Everybody's Annual." The
Smith to Speak to Masons.
Honorable Lewis E. Smith, grand
master of Nebraska Masons, will
speak Wednesday evening at 7.30 of
this week In art balL Mr. Smith will
come- under the auspices of the
Square and Com pa club. AD Masons
whether members of the club or not,
are urged to attend.
Phi Kappa Psi formal, Lincoln ho
tel.
Saturday, February 4.
Komensky club meeting 8 p.
Faculty hall.
m.
Delta Delta Delta rormaL Lincoln
hotel.
In the Green Room, 218 8oith 12ti
street every afternoon. l:td to S:80
beginning today. Adr.
In Defense of Galoshoes.
She lumbers on.
Indifferent to masculine Blurs
At her cumbersome feet.
II.
Who laughs the loudest?
Who credits co-eds with
First honors in snatching fads?
When the 6irens and bells
Were added to the canvas boots
Who first snickered
In columns and cartoons?
m.
What defense have you
For the friction-song of the cordu
roys? The mates for the flannel shirt?
Why not admit
Boih break even
In fads of garb?
Anyhow don't the tams, the plaids.
The Tom Wyes, the brogues,
Bright nmffl tad other
Campus togs
Make life a little brighter.
IV.
But she lumbers on
Through the delicious slosh.
Melting just so she
Can drag around her paloshoes
Indifferent to piteous glances
And slurs.
Marriages.
Miss Loutse Meredith and Henry
Gunderson of Chicago were married
at that city last Saturday. Mrs.
Gunderson is a graduate of the home
economics department of the Univer
sity of Nebraska.
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