THE DAILY N E B R A S K A N
THE DAILY HEBRASKAN
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KD1TOK1AL STAFF
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fed ward Iturk
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Aascila Kdlior
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barirudr I'utternon Km irty Kdlior
lliarlm .Mitchell . .. Kporla Kdlior
Juliu llollniortli M,ort r.ditur
Altuut Kdllorai Frank lrli.rr, Helen
i. IVIrmon and Howard I randull.
Akllant Klcty Kdllora! Zella Cllr
nore. lurtrude Gould, alora Hullincer
and lone Oardner.
Momrn'a Allil'tlcat. Poo Still.
Kxrlianire Kdlior: Mary Mirldon.
liramailc Kditori Cyril Coomb.
Milllury Kdllori Leonard Cowley.
Fraiura Wrltrni Maurice hmllli, Bud
Allre Steven. Typlt
Koom "l" Hull.
Office lioum: Kditor-ln-clilef and Man
aciuc Kdlior Three o'clock' dally.
UIMNEH8 STAFF
I K t'.H FlllolK Hualneaa Maaarer
I li iii.iiry Kinkey Aunt. llulne Mr.
Clifford Hick. tir. Manaer
AIHI.KIIMM' M.VIK.
Kulnh IKilfield. Arl liltewolih.
Addlxon futlon Kiilmrd Mere.
;atherer gang namely the staff (only;
and reporters of the Dally Nebraskan,
Ladies and gentlemen.
We lii-.ve bz times like this every
so often and every will tel you that
they are a mod. In the way of rais
!ng Fun. Gmes. the best of grub
(this Is a bid word and brrred ex
cept for special occasion) nnd then
dancing. Oh, Boy! Good things are
spoiled by too much publicity (that's
whi.t the matter with some of our
fellow students) So we will cease to
talk about one grand time. But we
sort of wanted you to know about It,
that's the why of this.
he invitation committee sure did
cull 'em 0"t.
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Mulit l.dilur for IliU Usue.
KIVAKI M. IUCK
PREPAREDNESS.
Preparedness and disarmament in
their relation between students and
the university, are of opposite signi
ficance compared to their apparent
advisability in national affairs. Pre
paredness is much the better policy
for university students to follow.
There is no danger of it starting war,
in fact it is almos a sure preventa
tive. Disarmament precipitates dis
aster. When a daily program of prepared
ness is follwed, unexpected exams
are less disastrous, but let the de
fense grow a bit weak, or signs of
disarmament begin to appear; and
a bombardment of woes starts from
all sides. Weakness invites attack
and as soon as viligance against it
becomes slack, the powers virtually
declare war. The result is chaos.
Sometimes the annihilation is so near
complete that the vanquished one Is
summoned to a session of the high
tribunal in the dean's office. The
matter is arbitrated if possible for the
only alternative is a complete sev
erance of diplmoatic affairs with the
school. All of which goes to show
how dangerous unpreparedness is.
Preparedness Insures tranquility of
affairs, a clear conscience and peaco
of mind. The object of an education
is to prepare for thp future, so he
that would live in peace must realize
the perils that become imminent when
he begins to disarm.
Thursday, December 8.
Green Goblin meeting, 7: "30 p.
Phi Delta Theta house.
Sigma Gamma Epsilon meeting,
7:15 p. m. Musium.
Y. W. C. A. bazaar, 2 to 8 p. m.,
Ellen Smith hall.
University commercial club dinner,
6:15 p. m., Grand hotel.
Friday, December 9.
Closed night.
Cornhusker banquet, the Lincoln.
Girls' Cornhusker party, araior;.
DO YOU READ?
"What's the matter, Jim, aie you
sick?" one of the students was asked
by his friend when he cnlled over the
phone for a book to be secured for
him from the university library. lie
wouldn't have been asked If he were
ill, had the book bc-en a class ref
erence or requirement. It was neither
It was one of the standard works,
one that everyone should read.
There are many of us who read
more hooks when we are shut in by
our doctor's or parents' orders than
we do on other occasions. But there
are some who read litfe or nothing,
except as the lesser of two "evils."
We have to be sick before we rend
a book that has delighted and In
structed millions; and then, to be
sure, we are not In a mood to en
joy it.
The university library Is usually
crowded during school we know. It
needs more room to accommodate the
st'Hlentes who are forced (by dire
necessity and their instructors) to
use its facilities. There are, how
ever, thousands of volumes that each
onn of us should become acquainted
wUh, despite the duties of the courses
which make up our sixteen hours. The
library will be glad to loan you the
works of the greatest masters of fic
tion, drama, poetry, the essay, belles
lettres and science.
Don't wait until you are ill to read
a; great book. In this healthy cli
mate and pleasant city you may
never get sick.
Saturday, December 10.
Aypha Tau Omega Inus'.- dance,
chapter house.
Sigma Phi Epsilon freshman party,
chapter house.
Kearney club meeting, home of
Hazel Crandell, 1527 Washington St.
Junior hop, Knights of Columbus
hall.
Omega Beta PI dance, Ellen Smita
hall.
Pi Kappa Phi founders day banquet.
Grand hotel.
Achoth, pledges party, Lindell hotel.
Sigma Alpha Epsilon, fall party, the
Lincoln.
Sigma Nu pig dinner, formal din
rer dance, chapter house.
Alpha Chi Omega freshman house
dance, chapter house.
Alpha Sigma Phi annual "Skid,"
Havelock coliseum.
Lambda Chi Alpha house dance,
chapter house,
Sunday, December 11.
Open meeting, Student Volunteers,
4 p. m. Faculty hall.
slonary v ill tell of Ikt work ai. i
experience as super! ih, m of n
girls' school In ChJur.. iJvoryono in
vited. Bible Cli.
Dr. Barker's nible class which
meets at 7 o'clock on Friday, will not
be held because cf Dr. Barker's leo
ture.
Notice to Football "N" Men.
All men who werj awarded the
official "N" for football are requested
to call Immediately at the office of
the director of athletics and st'.te
size for sweater. It this information
is immediately forthcoming, it may
be possible to get the sweaters be
fore the holidays.
F. W.LUEHRING,
Director of Athletics.
town sayings, and tho green that
crn't be thrown away.
It is time that paper covers to text
lx oka should bo worn through by
now. If they are not Instructors wi'l
begin to get impressions.
After all, these hand-painted post
e:s announcing the advent of under
graduate functions are a whole lot
more attractive than the bljck pnd
white notices that clutter our bulle
tin boards.
Berber says male students have tho
linlr rut to match their face.', so tt
Is no wonder most haircuts look fun
nv. Ohio State Lantern.
UNI NOTICES
Cornhusker Queries.
Q What were the scores when
Lincoln high played Nebraska in foot
ball years ago? Was Nebraska ever
defeated?
A Lincoln high has never defeated.
the university In football as f;.r as
the records show. The scoros were
n 1S99, Nebraska, 6; Lincoln nigh,
0; and in 1905, Nebraska, 20; Lin
coln high, 0.
0 When was the present a'.nletic
fie'.d oequired?
A The fie'.d 'was ready for use in
1909-10.
Q Of what was Dr. Edgren pro
fessor? A August Hjalmar Edgren was
professor of modern languages from
18S5-91, and of romance lar.gurge
from 1893-1900.
Q Who is present holder of the
mile run record?
A L. It. Anderson Is the holder of
the mile run record, having made the
run in four minutes, twenty-six sec
onds in 1911.
EXCHANGES
LAWRENCE, Kas., Nov. 26 (Ex
change Service.) Living expenses
have been reduced from $30 to ?2J
a month by the self-supporting wo
men students living in the, co-opera
tive houses established by the Uni
versity of Kansas. This amount is
between 30 and 50 per cent less than
the cost at other places. The houses
are entirely self-sustaining, all work
being done by those who live in theri
EXHAUST J I
' I
Unsolved:
The fourth dimension.
Perpetual motion.
Women.
If you can solve the first two, keep
It to yourself, but if you can solva
the last, fame is everlastingly yours.
If yu haven't a large following try
putting a large parcel in the hip pock
et, if its the right kind jour popular
ity is assured for a short time at
least.
We have had several calls from the
Pi r Phi house asking why we hadn't
mentioned the "little red wagon."
Suffice to say that we hardly have
room with the volume of copy that
reaches us to mention this little de
vice that accelerates the speed of the
PI Phi's.
rolicement aren't always the lead
ing men of the city just because they
lead the exuberant ones to the station.
The FACULTY of the University of
Arizona has recently organized a
dancing club. They have hired a danc
ing master and are planning to put
the eds and co-eds to shame at the
first formal.
Arizona Wildcat.
This would cause some consterna
tion among our masters, N'est paz.
Y, W. C. A. Bazaar.
The Y. W. C. A. bazaar will be he!i
Thursday, December 8, from 2 till 8
o'clock at Ellen Smith hall. All con
tributions must be handed In 10 Miss
.Appleby, or to the committee by Mon
day evening, December 5.
Civil Service Examinations.
Examinations for the federal civil
service w.'ll take place in the neir fu
ture. See the bulletin board, Tem
ple building, for specifications iul ex
act dates. For futher information call
at the civil service window, post
office. Professor A. A. Reed, di
rector bureau of professional service
urges anyone, at all interested, to look
this up.
Industrial Research Club.
There will be a meeting of the
Executive committee of the Industrial
Research club Thursday, at 6:00 at
the Grand hoetl.
Bizad Football.
Business Administration men who
have not turned n their football equip
ment will please do so at once.
Coach Howarth.
MEWS CHASERS HOLD FROLIC
AND FEED WEDNESDAY
Evening.
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest.
Yo ho, Yo! Ho! and a bottle or bum.
Turkey in the ha turkey In the
6traw. We're having one h of
a big time. Turkey in the hay, tur
key in the straw. We're having one
big time ye-ah!
Did you hear a motly sound of
laughter, sqnawls, tripping feet and
fourth of July merriment, exuding
from the norwest of the temple last
evening 'ere the tally cocks went to
bed? If you didn't you were tcisslng
things, if you did well it was us.
Who? Why we of the pollr news
Kearney Club.
Kearney club will meet at the home
of Hazel Crandell, 1527 Washington,
Saturday evening, December 10. All
Kearney students are urged to come
and bring a gift for the Christmas
tree.
W. A. A.
There will be no general or board
meeting of W. A. A. this week. The
meeting ha3 been postponed to Wed
nesday, Dec. 15, and will be vomblned
with the soccer feed.
CHICAGO. Nov. 2C Football
claimed twelve victims during the
1921 season, which closed with
Thanksgiving day games, according to
reports to the Associated press.
The death list was one less than
1920, and one above the toll of two
years ago. Ten lives were lost as
the result of games in 1918, twelve
in 1917, eighteen in 1916 and fifteen
in 1915.
With two exceptions, none of the
victims was more than twenty years
old.
Announcement
In the issue of Friday, December
2, the wrong shoe cut appeared in
the advertisement of the Bcotery.
Florsheim shoes are handled exclu
sively by Fred Schmidt & Bro., in
this city.'
MARRIAGES.
A wedding of interest to university
students took place Wednesday eve
ning at the Blackstone hotel in Oma
ha, when Miss Regina Connell and
Malcom Baldridge were married. Mr.
Baldripe was graduated from the uni
versity last June and 1s also a great
uate of Vale.-
An open meeting of the "Kowensky
Club" will be held at Faculty hall next
Saturday evening, December 10, at
Dellan.
The Dellans will go to robbers' cave
on a wiener roast next Saturday
night, December 10. Evcryb.-dy be
sure to be at Twelfth and O at 7
o'clock.
Komensky Club.
Komensky club will meet at Fac
ulty hall, Saturday, December 10, a
8 o'clock.
Student volunteers
Open meeting at 4 n. ax., S'inday In
Faculty hall, Temple n-ildin?. Miss
Werront "Wilkinson, i rr turned m'.a
Contemporary Opinion.
With the Paragraphers.
Half of patience Is dont care.
Gossip uncovers a multitude of
sins.
Many are at odds trying to get
even.
It is much easier to be critical than
to be correct. Diraell.
Men who are elected to office
should not forget what it was that
the people were mad at.
Martel, famous French geologist, at
tempts to startle the world with the
theory that the enlargement of fis
sures in the subsoil toge'her with
the decrease in the amount of rain
points to the fact that "humanity
must prepare for a fight with thirst."
At any rate this Is one fight that th
French will not find us unprepared to
enter. Daily Kansan.
Although starving; and freezing are
enlisted among the required courses
In European universities, according
to a Lantern headline, they no doubt
present an opportunity to sleep
something this university does not
offer. Ohio State Lantern.
The wise man has so far failed to
tell us why the average hnman being
has a tendency to run up and down
stairs.
Now that the green headgear is
out of style we will have to guide
ourselves by high school pins, home-
When you've
Good weather
For almost
A month
Such weather
Of which
You may dream
Too warm
For a coat,
Too cold
Without,
It's not
Just what
It may seem.
And then,
Over night,
It turns
Darn Cold.
You freeze
When you dress
Next day
It seems
i
"Hey! Fellows!
Ma gee's are selling over
three hundred
KUPPENHEIMER and
other fine suits at
$25
Also a lot of
silk shirts at
$3.35
and sweaters at
h
That the Gods
Who blessed
You before
Have left you
Writh nothing
To eay.
And ono thinks
As he trudges
Along
To school,
That were best
Could we just
Hibernate. '
But we can't;
So we have
To live
As "we have,
And freeze
All winter
Gosh!
Ain't it fierce?
Jack: "Look here. Did you tell
John that I was an infernal lier?"
Bill: "Nope. I thought he knew it
already."
PTechnique.
Freddy was sitting on the curb,
crying, when Billy came along and
asked him what was the matter.
"Oh, I feel so bad 'cause Major's
dead my nice old collie!" sobbed
Freddy.
"Shucks!" said Billy. "My grand
mother's been dead a week, and you
don't catch me crying."
Freddy gave his eyes and nose a
wipe with his hand, and, looking up
at Billy, sobbed despairingly, "Yes,
but you didn't raise your grandmother
from a pup." Rock Mountain Colle
gian.
K
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SeortflOff Goods
Every Item in the Store Reduced
to
A FEW SPECIALS
Tom Wye Coats
2 Pockets $6.00
4 Pockets $6.80
Basket Ball.
Basket balls, Pants, Shoes.
Hose, Shirts, Pads, all at 20
per cent discount
Sweaters
Entire Stock Reduced
20 to 50 per cent.
Golf.
Balls, Bags, Shoes, Hose,
Clubs, 20 per cent off.
Knickers, 33 1-3 per cent off
LAWLOIR'S
UT
The Sporting Goods Store"
117-119 So. 14th St.