MOND. TUES. WED.
MARY MILES MINTER
THE LITTLE CLOWN
"TORCHY'S BIG LEAD"
I'atlie News Topics of the Day
Travelogue
HAROLD H. WALT
Xylophone Soloist
Shows Start at 1, 3, 5, 7, 9
MATS. 20c NIGHT 35c
USEBIY
MON. TUE8. WED.
WAAK & LEWAND TRIO
THE NOVELTY TRIO
BECK A 8TILLWELL
PITZER & DAYE
"The Cop and the Girl"
HAYATAKE BROTHERS
"THE GREEN HORN"
"VELVET FINGERS"
International News Weekly
BABICH and Hit ORCHESTRA
Shows Btart at 2:30. 7:00, 9 P0
T?"Wm IT AT
ALL THIS WEEK
MARY PICKFORD S
Latest Production
"THE LOVE LIGHT"
ALSO GOOD COMEDY AND
TOPICAL PICTURES
Lincoln's Mary Pickfords
at the De Luxe performances
at 3:00, 7:00, 9:00.
Beaver's Lyric Orchestra
Shows Start at 1, 3, 5, 7, 9
Mat.. 20c: Niaht. 35c: Chll.. 10c
Foible in Slang of
Campus Characters
(ny Flint Ado.)
Bow down, ye students or our
school-Lot tUls Immortal by-hls Jov
an glance So Sure ..nd Cool-Success
is In hlH eye.
Of all th0 Politician run-there are
none Can Comparo-wlth this our
Lordly, Native Son-ln sweet Conceit
and debon-Alr.
A 'Class' Class Officer Is he- hon
ored whereKro h goes HIH Walk it
Is a Bight to See he has a PERFECT
POSE.
Its not his Walk. Nor Yet lit t.-.u.
Its him and only HE and those who
come to Laugh and Look Remain nn
Bended Knee.
But when his office term exnlroa
you thtfnk his Race Is Run? no, NO
for fame always Conspires to help
one of her nobleniont.
His is not of the Studied Tvnc its
Deep within his Soul No1 Klrlish Pose.
why thats a pipe ho takes a serious
Role.
So Saunter by 'Class' Officer above
us common folk we wouldn't ev( n
dare Infer we know you're JUST A
JOKE.
Ik
Mon. Tues,, Wed.
"The North
Wind's
Malice"
Regular Prices
8 B t,
fly Ima Cuckoo
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"Why Is an empty purse always the
same?"
"Because you never see any (change
in It."
Exchange.
Limerick Lyrics
"I love the ground you walk on,"
This was the tale he told.
They lived up in the Klondike
And the ground was full of gold.
2:30-Wed., Thur., Fri., Sat.-8:20
Albertina Rasch
In Dances from Famous Ballets
ALFRED LATELL
World's Greatest Animal Actor
EMERSON and BALDWIN
"SO THIS IS PARIS"
Bessie Browning
In Her Own Songs
RAY CONLIN
Acme of ub-Vocal Comedy
PAGE and GREEN
Eccentric Silent Funsters
"MOONLIGHT"
g Kinograms Topics of Day 3
Fore!
GOLF SHOES
for
$5.00
Soft chrome tan
leather flexible
Goodyear welt soles
Complete with calks
$5.25
Wdb & Erost Co.
128 North 10th St.
"Opposite PostolTice"
Some Printer
"May I print a kiss on your Hpe?" 1
said,
And she nodded her sweet per
mission. So we went to press and I rather guess
We printed a full edition.
"One edition is hardly enough,"
She said with a charming pout,
So again in the press the form was
placed,
And we got s omeetRRFG(?f RRRRR
And we got some extras out.
Exchange.
Early to bed and early to rise saves
lots of lying and poor alibis.
First operator (sending a message)
"Can't come down, washout on the
line."
Second operator (sending answer)
"Borrow a shirt and come anyway."
All That's Necessary
First sweet thing: "Don't you
think Joe is a delightful person to
talk to?"
Second ditto: "What do you mean?
He's dumb, isn't he?"
First: "YeYs, dear, but not deaf."
Michigan Daily.
The great modern question still re
mains unanswered:: Are skirts1 get-
! ting shorter, or are legs getting
I longer?
I Wisdom is silent; so is- ignorance.
It's the transition that's noisy.
The tall policeman was trying to
console the little girl who had lost
her mother while shopping.
"Wby didn't you hang to your
mother's skirts and then you wouldn't
I have lost her," said the big man.
"But I couldn't reach mothers
skirt." sobbed the little one.
Exchange.
FRANCO-AMERICAN
BEAUTY SIIOPrE
143 No. 13th St. Room 8
Marcel 50e Manicure 60c
For Ladles and Gentlemen
Ladies' Shampoo 50c
Phone L9072
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WANT ADS.
LOST Alpha Xi Delta pin between
Gym and iSocial Science. Reward
of 5 for return to Student Ac
tivities office. 21
IX)ST Delta Zeta pin about .three
weeks ago. Return to Student Ac
tivities office and receive reward. 5t
OST Engineers scale in small
case. Return to Student Activities
office. Reward. 2t
LOST Slide rule between 27th and
Holdrege and Chemistry building
about a week ago. Return to Stu
dent Activities office. ( 4t
LOST Cameo pin, Monday in gym
nasium. Reward. Return to Stu
dent Activities office. 3t
Girl (at a baseball game) "Who
pitches for the pitcher when he bats?"
"Oh, (leorge, Is It really a diamond? '
"By (Josh! If It ain't I'm out four
bits." Humbug.
"I've had the most boring time thla
ufternoon."
"Who was the boy?"
"Oh, that horrid dentist again."
Chapparal.
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Actual Business!
Wo employ (lip "111 ( mil IhimIiii'Nh" incllioil or Insl ruction. Our nIiiiIi'IiIs
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PLAY TENNIS!
We Have a Complete New Line of
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Tennis Rackets Restrung.
LAWLOR'S
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117-119 South 14th St.
Annual Benefit
"VETERANS OF THE SANDSTORM
DIVISION"
University Players in
"The Tailor-Made Man"
Temple Theatre, April 26, 27, 28
Your last opportunity to see the best comedy of the season
Reserved Seats on Sale at Ross P. Curtice's
Free
At your store this week
This 10-Day Tube of Pepsodent.
Simply present the coupon. This
test will prove a delightful revela
tion. It will show you the way
which millions have found to
whiter, cleaner, safer teeth.
This offer is for one week only. It
means much to you and yours.
Act now.
Do This Tonight
Watch the quick effects see the change in a week
Present this coupon to your dealer. He
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Watch the effects, quick, pleasant and con
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In tea days let your mirror tell you the way
to pretty teeth.
Lea-jj.g dentists everywhere advise this
method now. You will see and feel the rea
sons when you make this test.
End the dingy film
The chief purpose is to fight film. This
viscous c which you can feel, causes
dingy te v. i i.-id also most tooth troubles.
Film clings to teeth, enters crevices and
cys. The old ways of hrushing did not end
,t. So Slm-r jats night ard day threaten seri
t us d.iniage.
Filrr. is what discolors, not the teeth. Film
. the basis cf tartar. It holds food substance
v.hich fcrmer.ts r.nrl forms acid. It holds the
...id in cor.iact with the teeth to cause decay.
MTiicr.s el ;crms breed in it. They, with
"rtnr vc chief cause of pyorrhea. All
ihesr trouMes have been constantly increas
KK. Desp ic the daily brushing with old
ii-.ethods, very few escaped them.
Now you can fight it
Dental science, after long research, has
found ways to fight that film. Able authori
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use.
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of peop'c aw use it, and the use is fast
spreading tiie world over.
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Your druggist has a free tube for you. En
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for yourself.
Also starch and acids
Modern diet makes other things essential.
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agent. It multiplies the starch di
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acids.
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That is Nature's agent for neutralizing acids
which attack the teeth.
An ideal diet would do these same things,
but few people get it So dental science now
seeds the tooth paste to bring these desired
effects.
Pepsodent will daily bring you five great
benefits which the old ways did not bring.
Together they mean a new era in teeth
cleaning.
Men's tobacco stains
Men who smoke stain these film-coats with
tobacco. The use of Pepsodent brings them
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Food stains with women make these film
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them.
But children need Pepsodent most. Their
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tacks. Very few escape them. Dentists ad
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the first tooth appears.
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Endorsed by authorities, advised by leading dentists every
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Simply present the Coupon
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Mayer Bros. Co.
Harley Drug Co.
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book we send explains the reasons for them.
A very short test will convince you that this
uew way is essential.
Present the coupon for a 10-Day Tube. Note
how clean the teeth feel after using. Mark
the absence of the viscous film. See how
teeth whiten as the film-coats dissppear.
Watch the other good effects.
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Pepsodent is necessary. You will realize that
old methods were not right And this dis
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you and yours. Present this coupon to your
dealer this week. Cut it out now.
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10-DAY TUBE FREE
Present this coupon, with your name and address filled
in, to any store named. It is good for a 10-Day Tube of
Pepsodent
Your Name.
Address
Out-of-town residents should mail this coupon to The
Pepsodent Company, 1104 So. Wabash Avenue, Chicago,
and the tnbe will be sent by maiL
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