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JACK AUSTIN...- Managing Editor
JESSIE WATSON Associate Editor
ORVIN GASTON News Editor
GREGG McBRIDE News Editor
ROY GUSTAFSON News Editor
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BUSINESS STAFF
GLEN GARDNER. ...Business Manager
JAMES FIDDOCK..Asst. Business Mgr.
KNOX BURNETT Circulation Mgr.
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OKt IN (lAfTIIN
TO PROMOTE HIGH SCHOLAR
SHIP.
A committee from the CoIU-ko 01
Arts and Sck'nets c-oiimsting ot Tiul.
John P. SenninK. chairman; Dr. Win
fred Hyde and Prof. Jacob Warsha.v,
has been appointed to txaniim: ilu
methods used in other universities i.i
order to maintain and promote liigner
scholarship and to make rot-omme. illa
tions for the Arts College at the L'ri
versity of Nebraska.
It la a familiar criticism of this Uni
versity that the students who are grm;
uated with an average of only slightly
above the minimum are sent out mho
the world with the same honors taai
are allotted to students who have
worked hard and have received high
averages in their work. If the scheme
is successful, this status of things will
be changed in the College of Arts ami
Sciences. The school will await wl.li
interest the report of this committee,
by which we hope some method of giv
ing additional honors at graduation 1
the student who has receive ' liijji
grades will be worked out.
It has been suggested that we hold
a dandelion party on the parts of the
campus that are inhabited by blue
grass. Inyitations will be sent out to
everyone. But still there are those who
say that a yellow-dotted landscape is
picturesque! We wonder if the element
of laziness enters into their opinion.
Where is the old-fashioned student
who goes home every week-end? Per
haps, however, railroad fares are one
drawback. Miles mean dollars nova
days, unless you are one of the fortu
nate ones who are proud to claim the
ownership of a fliver.
Remember that if more thMi 1.00
students and that means 1,001 .sign
up for the trip to Omaha May G the
University will be closed for the i.-iy.
And also remember that twelve noir.
spent in observing industrial plants,
art galleries and various places of es
pecial Interest to the members of par
ticular colleges within the University
Is a day well spent and an educ.itiei
in itself.
These spring days have made tli
traditional courses in campustr.v as
popular as ever.
A LEADER IN SPORTS.
The University of Nebraska is n w
to be recognized as a "power" in tiv.
world of sport?, as the telling ciiVrt.-i
of Director Luehring's mighty athMic
expansion program are being broui-'.u
home to each gludent. To have parik-i
pated in a sport at the Corntmsk- 1
school will mean a distinct honor in
the days to come, hecauso she no a
rates as one of the landing universiti.-s
in the country in athletic circles.
We look out our East window a"d
see the thirty tennis courts thlckl in
habited by energetic Huskers. We read
of a tennis tourney that Is beir,
planned. A glance nt the University
Notice column tells us that the fio d
Club is already at work preparing i.n
the Missouri Valley Golf Meet wlyci.
will be held soon at Nebraska.
Nebraskans are performing sensa
tionally on the cinder path and tVe.'
hundred University men are on the
track each day for training. 7;ie
baseball team has played air-tight bail
bo far this Beason and not a single de
feat has been chalked ns against them.
Spring football is already under way,
under the guidance of the new head
mentor, Coach Dawson. During toe
basketbr.a season the Huskers romped
away with nparly all of the maij
games that comprised the schedule,
despite several sorious reverses and
handicaps,
And the coed is participating as
much as the men. Swimming meets for
women and baseball are taking the at
tentlon of the athletic Nebraska gM
faring the year she has competed ir,
hockey, soccer, basketball and res.
even track
; . . .
With this record, Nebraska is euro
of a placo on the all-American team of
colleges that are giving each spor'
major or minor Its proper pl&co ou a
1 li;illo mill, tie program.
TEST FOR SUITORS.
The Dally Kansan enlightens uj tKM
a Kansas ICty police court Judge re
ceutly handed down a decision that .1
father has a right to thrash hla daught
ers suitors and more than that u per
fect right to choose them for her him
self.
The following examination for suit
ors by careful fathers which might be
supplemented to the legal interpreta
tion of the case is so amusing that a
reproduction of it might afford readers
some little enjoyment.
Test 1. Grasp young man by collar,
escort him to door, propel him wlih
pedal extremity to sidewalk; if he re
turns, score fifteen points for him
perseverance.
Test 2. Lay out a copy of Literal y
Dlge'. Toetical Lore, Life, and Police
Gazette. If he chooses Police Gazelte,
mark up fifteen scores .culture. If ho
chooses Life, seven points link f
humor.
Test 3. Present him with an cniplj
Bull Durham sack, a corkscrew, .1 air
of crooked dice, a rolling pin, n st ve
poker, the coal bucket, a picture of
Ring Lardncr, a ten dollar bill, a pf
ambulator, and a mop. If he succeeds
In naming them and their uses, sure
fifteen points intelligence 'ind exper
ience.
Test 4. Borrow twenty dollars iiur.i
him, send him to the neighbor's for
their lawn mower, have him take chil
dren to the show with his date, invi-e,
him to Sunday dinner, show him tne
family album, sit around with him
every evening, tell him how to dress,
and bawl him out for smoking cigar
ettes. If he shows no resentment, slap
him on the wrist and make a face at
him. If he does not fight then, score
fifteen points good nature, even tamp
er, docile.
Test 6. Show him woll stackod cel
lar and hiding place of koy, the pantry
tho chlldrens penny bank, a boltlu o
hair tonic, and a picture of Lillian itu.
soil. If no depredations occur in tho lr.
meillnti! future, Hcoro Iwonty points
honesty, reliability, and temperance
If young man passes all . qualiiia
tlons, ask him to marry daughter. 1
he falls to qualify, make him ash he
himself. This concludes the test. It
she refuses to consider him, adopt
him; as there is only one in a million
that can successfully pass such a stiff
program.
KRUEGER IS DELEGATE
TO NATIONAL MEETING
O. Martin Krueger, '22, left Tuesday,
April 26, for Ch.unpnlgn, 111., vhero he
will represent Kappa.chapter of Alpha
Gamma Rhjo at Its annual national i-ou
ventlon, April 28, 29 and 30.
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 27.
Sigma Delta Chi, 6 p. m., Grand
Hotel.
Nebraska vs. Iowa debate, 8 p. m.,
Memorial Hall.
Kappa Phi, 7-8 p. m. Faculty Hall.
Omaha Club, special meeting.
THURSDAY, APRIL 28.
Phi Beta Kappa program, Ellen
Smith Hall.
Pershing Rifles, 7 p. m., Nebraska
Hall.
Jahn Marshall Club, 7:15 p. m., Law
Hall.
Roscoe Pound Club, 7:15 p. m., Law
Hall.
Golf ..Tournament,.. Antelope., golf
course.
FRIDAY, APRIL 29.
Palladlan picnic, Crete.
Delian open meeting,.. 8:30 p. m.
Practice House.
Sigma XI Initiation,.. Ellen.. Smith
Hall.
Delta Chi spring party, Knights of
Columbus Hall.
PI Beta Phi banquet, Miller and
Paine.
Alpha XI Delta spring party, An
telope Park.
Farm.. House spring party, ..Rose-
wllde.
Greater University luncheon, Grand
Hotel.
Student Council meeting, 5 p. m.,
Faculty Hall.
Commercial Club banquet, 6:30 p. m.,
Grand Hotel.
Union closed meeting for hike, 7:15,
Union Hall.
SATURDAY, APRIL 30
Alpha Phi Spring Party, Chamber of
Commerce.
Kappa Kappa Gamma banquet, Ellen
Smith Hall.
Alpha Gamma Rho house dance.
Bushnell Guild house dance.
Sigma Tau banquet, Lincoln Hotel.
Komensky Club program and dance.
8-11:30 p. m., Faculty Hall.
Palladlan picnic, Crete.
Catholic Students Club banquet, 6
p. m., Lincoln Hotel.
Alpha Sigma . Phi spring party,
Knights of Columbus Hall.
SUNDAY, May 1.
Alpha Sigma Phi mother's d,
PI Kappa Phi mother's day.
For Good Eats
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Everybody Out May 14
It lias been the aim of Hie committee in charge of the Senior May Hull to put on a class
affair of class the largest, peppiest party of the year. The city auditorium has been
enframed for the evening, there will be refreshments, decorations and the music will be
furnished by the famous Southern Rar-a-.Tazz Hand.
Kvcry student in the University is welcome to attend and help make the Senior May
Hall the crowning event of the year.
Tickets will be on sale in few days by members of the committee and at the Student
Activities office.
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