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DAILY NEBRASKAN'S SEC
OND SEMESTER PLATFORM
1- Clean politics In competitive
campus affairs.
2. More paid readers on the
campus.
3. A wider scope of news.
4. Realization of the new gym
nasium and stadium.
5. Lower prices to University
students.
6. Each student an "unofficial"
staff member of the Daily Ne
braskan. 7. - Adoption of the Single Tax
System next fa'l.
THE HONOR OF SIGMA XI.
This is the week in which seniors
are awarded distinct honors fcr keep
echolarship on a sound foundation
during their four years of college life.
Thirty-three students and graduates
were eleded to membership in Sigma
Xi, honorary scientific fraternity, at
con vocal icn yesterday and the an
nouncements of Phi Beta Kappa selec
tions will be made at a special con
vocation later in the week.
Sigma Xi is a real achievement, for
it combines textbook study with re
search work. That thirty-three stu
dents and graduates received this
lienor at Nebraska this year, against j When the world was hushed in slumber
twenty-five last year, is a fact of some 'Neath the magic of the moon,
importance. This year thirty of thejl had asked one little question
memberships go to men, as against j And my heart was filled with hope.
nineteen out of twenty-five last year.
This is to be explained by the fad
that a larger number of nen arr
engaged in scientific studios than
women. TwenH-two of the awards I
this year went to members of the i
senior class.
The Nebraska chapter of Sigma Xi.
is tweniyfcur years old. having been
organized in 1&S7. A number of its i
charier member., including Profes- ,
sors Barbour, Bmner, Swezey and Pr.
Candy, are still cornet-ted vith the
University. Sigma Xi has ben very
active.
The organizalkn holds rf gu-l
Iar cpen meetings, at which scientific
speakers of ncte are asked to lecture.
DON'T BE A FAULT FINDER.
1-a bt ij.ikjnij at a i-erM-n s l'auiis,
1'ray dou't iorgct your ov.n;
Keiiicjubir those with huiiit-S
ShouiU never throw a 6tone.
0!
If we have nothing c-lse to do
Thau U.lk cf those who tin
Tis biucr we commence at Lome.
And lrom that point begin.
We have no right to judge a nun
Liit.l he's fairly tried;
Should we not hke Lis company
We know the world is wide.
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Some may Lave faults, and car we
say
That we ourselves have nono?
n
Perhaps we may for aught we knoT j
Have fifty to their one. j
Then let us all when we begin O
To slander friend or foe, ;
Think of the ram one wordr may do ?
To those we little know.
vs.
Curses are repeated as easily.
Remember, as they are fcowu;
Don't frxak f others' faul's until i
You have rone of your own
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Dy Ima Cuckoo
uniiiiin'iiiiii;niiLi;lH""'i'l'"i"gi
.v liiua MKukeU ni.u a i i.-;aui ant
m Washington the ether day and
aid in an aside to the waiter, ',Got
..ny Scotch?"
"Sine," replied the waiter and went
ut and brought him a bowl of oat
i;:cal.
It certainly is true that you can
et it if you have the money. Ex.
Adele "Oh, my dear, I had the
most thrilling moment in my life
'ast night at a restaurant. The elec-
lie lights went out unexpectedly and
'ip Kissed me such a long delirious
kiss cf bliss."
Ma: ion "Who kissed you?"
Adele "Who? I don't know, dear.
That is just why it was so thrilling."
Iohigh Burr.
What Cha Mean Bored.
Hostess "My dear, you do look
bored. I hope you aren't concealing
the fact that you find it dull."
Artless Guest "Oh, no. Quite the
contrary." Judge.
23-"All Gaul is divided into three
parts."
'2t "Yea?"
'23 "Yea, and you got all three of
them." ruppet
w. w. w.
"I Wonder if He'll Miss Me. sane
the vcung lady with the cracked voice
And from the balcony came the an
swer, "If he does he ought never to
be trusted with a gun."
Maybe That's the Reason.
Prof, (after longwinded proof)
"And so. we find that X equals O."
Sleepy Stude "Hell, all that work
for nothing?" Siren.
"Ike Newton had the dope when
he went to college."
"Howsat?"
"They say he used to put quicksand
in the profs hour-glass so's to shorten
that hour." Brown Jug.
Frosh "What was that noise
heard in your room last night?"
Soph "That was me falling asleep.
Sun Dodger.
Exit Romeo.
We were seated in a hammock
On a balmy nigh in June.
But the answer never reached me
For her brother cut the rope.
Ex.
"Why did Johnny feed the cow
peanuts?"
"In the hope he would get some
peanut butter."
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Spring and Summer
Garments
m
Let us suggest that you look over
your lighter garments and send
them to us now for cleaning be
fore the Spring rush.
The soil of last season can do
them no good, but may do them
harm.
E2311
333
o 'bit s in Slang of
Campus Characters
(By First Ade.)
No. 6. Bench Worms.
Three Measly Worms Were Wig
-.ling in the sun and Smooth little
'ickens wore they two Chickens
pied them, the thing was Hone
hey Couldn't Crawl away.
And now And then the Worm Will
"urn and act Like he wants to Get
V but the Sun is So Nice. And it
ecsn't Burn so Let him Stay And
( t het-up.
For birds of a Feather Flock to
ether and the chickens like to
"cost Where there are plenty of
"orms and Springy Weather and no
"ad Records to Boost.
You passer-by don't go and try to
""?op these pleasant Poings if you
r;n Toe up and get quite Nig! You'll
Vpprrciate this Tublic Wooing.
Now the Worm's not a beast but
i Harmless t.hing A sign winter's
'eased and Now 'tis the Spring.
Along Will come a Chicken-hawk
nd take the Birdies away And leave
the Worms to wriggle and Gawk and
'Icpe for a Rainy Pay.
little counsel to Lazy fo'k who
,T) t 10 nnchicken Germ Tend to
business and don't bench loaf don't
sot the girly -Bird get the Worm.
Catherine Beacom is visiting at the
Alpha Xi Delta house. She plans t
be in Lincoln for a week.
UNI NOTICES
Engineers.
Tickets for Engineers banquet ar..i
lance are now on sale. Look at you:
college bulletin board for list of ticket
sellers.
I City Auditorium
DANCE
Tonight
AMATEUR
NIGHT
$15 IN PRIZES
to the acts receiving the most
app'aite. The best vaudevette.
home-talent hsow you have ever
seen.
Admission only '0 cents.
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North Twelfth
Engineers, Attention.
Contributions wanted for tho Engl
neoi's Scandal Sheet. Everything
and anything welcomed. Box ouisid.
of Blueprint office in M. A. Hall.
Positions in China.
The Peking Union Meiical College
cf the Rockefeller Foundation has ap
plied to the Bureau of Professional
Service for college assistant.
A. A. KEEP. Pirector.
Room 201, Ti inple.
A. S. M. E.
Prof. W. L. PeBaufre will talk on
his patent "regenerative evaporator"
and T. A. Weir, '22. will tell about
'he manufacture of fuck bodies for
orrort, at a meeting of the A. S. M. E
7:30 today in M. E. Hall 204.
Campus Cub.
Miss Helen Fennttt will give a
short address to the Cammis Club a
a luncheon in the faen'ty women's
oom in the Temple today neon.
Home Style
Malted Milk
25 Cents
DILLER'S
Prescription
H ARMACY
DSBSBBCDfe
YTou can buy with
out fear when you
?et your furnishing
here.
Narrow Silk Ties just
arrived $1.03
Coll. Att. Shirts . $1 and tip
Starched Collars, all
styles
..20c
Silk Hose 5Dc
1134
nop
HATTERS AND HABERDASHERS
DELAVAN
CAFE
Open Day an I Niu'Lt
We Sine the P. st
Prices
Reasonable j
ViJt the Lantern Korim
Pant in; from 9 . m. to 12 a.m. '
I) E L A V A X C A F E
ICS O Strw-t ;
We Don't Want to be
Judged by Any
Other Restaurant
We want to be jmljred l,y
tlie Jii'h quality ,f we
serve, by the o o o k i n p,
variety, service anl our rea
sonable prices.
Here is where you'll find the
eaterer's touch added to
your repast.
CENTRAL HOTEL CAFE
1323 I .St
n
Pa JAti'if
vim
wen gins, nere i am again-
just to Fay that if your home
town is under street car size.
why not add a spaikle cf in-
terest to the community eye bv
wearing something a little ultra
when you burst in for spring
vacation?
They expect college to mako a
great change in one am way,
you know!
A pair o ffishnet hose mVht
turn the trick so named be-
vturc vi nieir appearance, or
r !.:
possibly because they ca'ch
favorable attention. They're
made of soft heavy glovesilk
between holes, come in black
only, and are priced at J3.T5 a
pair.
Second Floor.
and one of the new veils!
Just let a certain draped affair
of navy blue embroidered in
tangerine float gracefully off
your spring chapeau when the
band meets you at the station,
and we'll wager than evn the
grand ballerino who wields the
baton will be favorably im
pressed. If you pre.'ei a tace
veil, there are some s'unn.'rs
odor combinations in C.'unlie
dotted effects behind vl.ich
one may try expei inn n-s in
subtle fascinating glance.-: Jl.CS
to 12M a yard.
Street Floor.
If you want your fami'y 10 :?.ir,k
that college Is making yr-u s( et
and demure, then an Kton collar
is an essential part of jear
vacation equipment- Sue h ! -ty
nes may be had in ruffiy laces,
net, and organdy. Sen: e t.::K ?
there's a vest attached to Hie
collar and matching tuffs. la
expensive, too!
Street Floor.
And when you wave a welcom
ing hand from the window as
the train t-u'Is in. are you
goin? to l;av 4o kec;i cj.- f-r.cr
over a rip in your ; I"11
Heaven forbid, when 'here sre
so many new nal atfictKe
ones waiting to be worn on J'Jt
such occasions. Short kid
ones for as little as 1.39. cn up
to the long ones in brown,
black, and white at and J9
Street Floor.
Qxidge Gierzcl Co