AMES HUMBLES
HUSKER FIVE
(Continued from Page One.)
Holland made the most counters for
the Freshmen, putting the ball
through the hoop for seven field bas
kets for a total of 14 points.'
The game was one of the fastest
men had to display their ability in the
Doth teams put up a real battle but
the Freshmen could not overcome the
big lead gained by the Armstrong
quintet. The first half ended with
the score 23 to 8 in favor of Arm
strong's. ' This was the frist chance the fresh
had to display their ability in the
cage sport and lived up to the stand
ard of the previous first years teams.
The summary of the game Is as
follows:
Freshmen.
FG FT F Pts
Holland, f 7 0 0 14
Tipton, f 10 0 2
Adamson, f 0 0 0 0
Schapers, f .1 0 0 2
Rlddlesborger, c 10 0 2
Van Scoy, f 0 0 0 0
Wyant, c 10 0 2
Hamilton, g t 0 0 0 0
Cibbs, jr.. 10 12
Miller, g. 0 0 10
Total 12 0 2 24
Armstrong Clothiers.
FG FT F Pts
Pickett, f 6 0 0 12
Russell, f 2 0 14
Elliot, f... 2 0 0 4
Sougey, c 8 1 0 17
Lamb, g 3 0 0 6
Lewellen, g 3 0 0 6
Total 24 1 1 49
A Little Love Story.
A dreamer and a man . of action
loved a woman.. The dreamer said:
"I shall write verses in her praise;
they will touch her vanity and - she
will lov3 nre for them."
But the man of action said: "How
old fashioned! I shall corner the
stock market, and that will bring
her."
So the dreamer worte verses, and
ho induced a friend of his, who ran
a ten-cent magazine to print them.
And the man of action cornered sonie
ttiing or other and became a billion
aire. In the meantime the girl married a
man who inherited his money, and
lived happey ever after.
But the dreamer was so proud of
his verses that he didn't care; and
(lie man of action was so busy that he
didn't care.
The only one to suffer was the man
she married. Exchange.
TANGLED TONGUES.
Through the kindness of veral cor
respondents we are able to present a
few more humorous mistranslations,
as follows:
Exempli gratia Samples free.
Casus belli A question of stomach.
Splendid mendax Lying In state.
Puris omniapura Boys will be
boys.
Flagrante delicto In fragrant de
light. Chacun a son gout A man witn a
dog and a gun.
Another youth, painfully conscioub
of his vaccination, rendered the last
phrase: I sing of arms and the vuub.
Boston Transcript.
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Stenograghers
Help to Cheat
Job Printers
Have you ever wondered Just how
many stenographers they had to em
ploy to take care of the Immense
amount o fwork this institution fur
nishes? We have. So we decided to
find out Just how they managed 1'
and let you In on the secret.
The first bit of machinery which
Miss Eunice Willis, head of the Steno
graphic Bureau, shows you as you en
ter her office on the second floor of
Auditorium Hall, is the mimeograph.
One girl types the c"opy on specially
prepared paper. By use of this cony
iu the machine she is able to make 500
or more copies of the original in less
time than you could make five by
ordinary typing. (Nearly every de
partment on the city campus brings in
work, while only the Department of
llome Economis brings In work from
the Farm Campus.) The work con
sists mostly of class outline work for
notebooks. Part of the examination
lists aro mimeographed also.
Next is the graphotype for making
address plates for faculty mail no
tices, plates for addresses of alumni,
to whom the Alumni Journal is mailed,
wrappers for University Extension
Journal, and also regular out-of-town
subscribers to the Daily Nebraskan
Then there is the multigraph which
is used for printing letter heads and
many other printed card forms used
in tiie various departments. Even a
regular printer's paper cutter is used
to gut the various sizes needed.
Each department having work done
at the bureau pays for the work from
its departmental funds. Just think
how much money the Job printer is
cheated out of by this valuable de
department of the University.
"HELP", CRIES SPORTING EDI-
TOR ON MOOTED POINT
The Globe's sporting editor threw
up his hands when he received in the
mail today the following communicca
tion: Dear Sir: Will you kindly give
me a decision on the following wager?
A buys from a nursery what is sup
posed to be a cherry tree and plants
it in his garden. When it blossoms
his neighbor, B, asks him how many
crerries he expects to get, and they
make the following bet:
"B is to pay A $1 for every cherry
over a quart which the tree produces;
A is to pay B f 1 per cherry for all the
cherries under one quart."
The tree proves to be a plum tree.
B claims that he wins the bet be
cause the tree produces less than a
quart of "cherries." A thinks he wins
the bet because the tree bears more
than a quart of fruit.
I will be duly grateful if you will
give a decision in this matter. Yours
very truly,
Louis E. Chandler,
Palmer, Mass., Dec. 27, 1920.
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Three Members of 6aff Wear World
War Ribbons for Overseas
. Service.
Captain Nix.
Robert W. Nix, Jr., Captain of In
fantry, was born at East Rockawp.y,
New York, which place he etlll calls
his home. He was commissioned sec
ond lieutenant March 23, 1917, and
was assigned to the Twenty-first In
fantry, with which regiment he serveu
at Camp Kearney and San Diego,
CI., until February, 1919. Frcm Feb
ruary until May, 1919, he was sta
tloned aat Fort George Wright, Ansa
lneton. Cabtain Nix was commis
sioned First Lieutenant May 15, 1917,
ond was promted to Captain My i,
1919. He is a graduate of Cornell Uni
versity, class of 1915.
Lieutenant Challlce.
First Lieutenant Charles Challice
Jr., Q. M. C has his home in Roches
ter, New York. Lieutenant Challice
entered the servico May 12, 1917, arid
w:is at the first trailing camp, Madi
son Barracks, New York. He was com
missioned Second Lieutenant on Au
gust 15, 1917, and promotoed to Hisv
Lieutenant, M. T. C, October 7, 1918.
Lieutenant Challice spent seventeen
and one-half months with the A.
P., and part of this time was in com
mnnd of the Motor Transport Com
pany 828, A. E. F. In July, 1918, he
was in the Champagne-Marne drive.
The Lieutenant wears the World War
ibbon with one battle clasp.
Lieutenant Hagan.
First Lieutenant Jamps H. TTgan,
Infantry, Is a graduate of Barton
Academy, and of the University of
Alabama. He is a member of DelU
Sigma, high school fraternity, and
Apha Tau Omega. Following hia
graduation from the University ol
Alabama, Lieutenant Hagan entered
the First Officers Training Camp at
Fort Mcrherson, Georgia, May, 1917.
He was commissioned as Seconu
Lieutenant on August 15, 1917, with
a status of provisional officer, Keg
ular Army. Commissioned Second
Lieutenant, Regular Army, October
26, 19917, and promoted First Lieu
tenant (temporary) with rank from
October 26, 1917. Promoted to tempo
rary Captain May 17, 1917, with Pro
visional Second Lieutenancy made
permanent. He was promoted to a
permanent First Lieutenancy Novem
ber 25, 1918, and demoted from hi3
temporary Captaincy June 30,-1920.
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service, with that regiment In the
Puvernelle sector and with, the Sec
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11, 1918. Lieutenant Ilagau wear
the World War ribbon with one but
tie clasp. He reported for duty at
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Lieutenant Murphy.
William G. Murphy, Second Lieu
tenant, Infantry, was first a private,
corporal and sergeant, Company M,
Eighteenth Pennsylvania Infantry. He
served with this organization from
January, 191, to February, 1917, and
was on the Mexican border June, 191C,
to January, 1917, stationed ata El
Paso. Lieutenant Murphy entered
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served with the training detachment
S. A. T. C. and R. O. T. C. from JUIlfci
1918. He was commissioned Second
Lieutenant Infantry, Regular Armv,
July 1, 1920. Lieutenant Murphy
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