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Why They lost tht War
(A liltlo luylft vMon diluted bo
hind lln lrnuu lliif whenever tho
fortuneH of wnr ho decreed.)
Time: Tho pri-m-nt.
I'laco: Herman ballallon heudnuar-tej-H.
Prumatlc IVr.-omie: A Oiman olll
cer who speuki KngUxh.
An American otHcvr wlio under
stnnd It.
Ccrinan ()!!Ucr: .Uuiuiwti! I nliall
quotation you. I tow nu h pay do you
receive!
American Soldier: Thirty dollar
per month.
German Officer: A lie: Hut U you
did. you would haw to ay for your
clothing. fixl and equipment from
It.
American Soldier: Nope; every
thing's furnished by tho government
In addition to the thirty.
German Officer: Liar! How were
you treated In the army!
American Soldier (enthusiastical
ly): Fine! Say you'd ought to
German Officer: False! Your lieu
tenant lid he beat you frequently!
American Soldier (Indignantly):
Who, Hilt Smlfklns? I'd like to see
him try It. Why, I used to thump
hlm once a year regular, until we got
Into this man's army.
German Officer: Liar! How long
have you been In France.
American Soldier: Six months.
German Officer: Liar! They don't
turn out veterans like you In six
months of active service. But are you
not weary after, even a half year's
fighting!
American Soldier: Oh. I ain't been
flghtin all the time. I had two weeks
in two different rest camps and a half
dozen week-ends in Paris.
German Officer: Liar! No array
treats its men so well. How many
American soldiers are in France!
American Soldier: I reckon there
must be about two million.
German Officer: Liar!
American Soldier: Say. who are
you callin
German Officer: Guards, take him
back to the cage. These lying Amer
icans! They tell the same untruths
so persistently that if one did not
know differently one would think they
were speaking the truth! Cartoon's
Magazine.
In a little while disease will be cured
with food, and the doctors will be
come cooks and bakers.
There is more genuine satisfaction
in independent thinking than in all
the mental claims that bind men to the
superstition.
The natural man is a worker not
alone for wealth, but to lift up his end
of the load high enough to let others
let go and rest their weary arms.
No odds wht your religious faith
may be, your work must be a work for
humanity. God's work on earth is all
done by hand, so far as man is concerned.
Wishing for the good old times Is
the weakness of the man who sighs
for mother's pumpkin pies. He's one
of the fellows who can't advance with
the crowd.
He is great who can do what he
wishes; he Is wise who wishes to do
what he can. Ifland.
Gratitude Is not only the memory
but the homage of the heart rendered
to God for his goodness. N. P. Willis.
The power of fortune Is confessed
onlly by the miserable, for the happy
Impute all their success to prudence or
merit Swift.
Work your brain if you would make
it strong. A bandaged limb and a si
lent brain must soon become a useless !
burden to the owner.
He that urges gratitude pleads the
cause both of God and men, for with
out It we can neither be sociable nor
religious. Seneca-
Cicero calls gratitude the mother of
virtues, the most capital of all duties,
and uses the words grateful and good
as synonymous terms, inseparable
united In the same character. Bate.
True gentleness Is love in society,
holding intercourse with those around
it. It is considerateness: it is ten
derness of feeling; it is promptitude
of sympathy; it is love in all IU
Cheerful Holiday News Concerning Men's and
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children, now at discount of
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ZZlup. 514.75
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MEN
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MEN'S SUITS up Ctfl S 75
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