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RUSSELL THAW
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"The Woman Who Gave"
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LILA LEE
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MON., TUES., WED.
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CAESAR RIVOLI
In a comedy character skit
"A Scandal In a Restaurant"
LEILA SHAW & PLAYERS
in the travesty playlet
"There She Goes Again"
PAT BARRETT
Singing Exclusive Songs
TYLER AND ST. CLAIR
LOUISE FAZENDA & CO.,
In Sennett's latest comedy
"HER FIRST MISTAKE"
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Social Calendar
December 12
Faculty Women's Club, reception for
Dr. and Mrs. Avery.
December 13
Chi Omega freshmen, house dance.
KomenBky Club, Faculty hall.
Delln Literary Society, Muhlo hall.
December 14 Closed Night
All-university party, Armory.
Mary Parkr, '22, spent the week i
end visiting friends in Omaha.
Capt. II. N. Langkaite spent several
days last week n Lincoln visiting Mrs.
Langwaite and Thelma Langwaite, '22.
Roy Moffett, ex '21, has Just been
discharged from the field artillery
service at Camp Taylor, Kentucky, and
arrived in Lincoln yesterday on the
way to his home' in Riverton. lie will
remain there until the second Dnies
ter, when he expects to return to
school.
Mr. P. F. Nuss of Sutton vislte.l his
daughter Opal Nuss, '21, Saturday and
Sunday.
Mary Thomas, '22, was at her home
in Omaha over the week end.
Robert Wenger, '19, is ill with the
influenza at 'his home in Lincoln.
Miss Ruth Curtice, who teaches sew
ing at the State Farm, is at the Lin
coln Sanitarium with influenza.,
PERSONALS
Marion Gurney, Kappa Alpha. Theta,
has returned after spending a few
days with her parents at Fremont.
Raymond Watson'20, has been honor
ably discharged from the navy and
will arrive in Lincoln, Thursday
cemberDe-, 12.
U. S. Harkson. 1916, is spend
ing a few days in Lincoln
while on his way home to Portland,
Oregan. He has been stationed at
Boston, in the M. I. T. and will re
main in the reserve for Naval Aviation.
Lt. Fred R. Nohavec has returned
from Funston after having been dis
charged! from the armyy.
Camilla Koch '18, who is a teacher
at Ames, Iowa is visiting at the Chi
Omega house.
Mrs. W. G. Haskell of Alma, spent
last week with her daughter Lula,
at the Chi Omega house.
Helen Larsen is ill with the Spanish
influenza at the Alpha Xi Delta house.
Mrs. R. G. Clapp, head of the
women's physical education depart
ment has recovered from the influenza
and returned to work Monday.
Dr. Ewlng, of the woman's physical j
education department is confined tJ
her home with the influenza.
Leutenant Wayne Munn, ex '20, has
returned from ramp Pike, Arkansas,
where he received his honorable dis
charge. He will not re-enter the uni
versity until next September.
Eva Gibbons, '19, has been called to
her home In Comstock by the serious
illness of her sister.
UNI NOTICES
Home Economics Club Meeting
The Home Economics club will hold
a special meeting Tuesday evening in
Faculty hall. Temple building, from
7 'till 8 o'clock. All members are
urged to attend for the Christmas ben
efit work will be planned at this spe
cial meeting.
N" Men's Club
An important meeting of the "N"
men's club will be held at noon on
Thursday at the Commercial Club. All
"X" men should be there.
W. S. G. A.
W. S. G. A. membership committee
will report at the desk in the lower
hall of the library between 12 and 2
o'clock Wednesday. Turn in receipt
books and money.
Y. W. C. A.
There will be no vesper serrices this
week, but the girls will meet aa usual
next week. Watch the Daily Nebras
kan for time and place of meeting.
Union Literary Society
.Important business meeting of the
U!o Lireriry Society Tuesday s!
:3o"p. m, in Union ball. All members
urged to be present. v
DAILY DIARY RHYMES
By
Gayle Vincent Qrubb
"Ark Light"
When Noah gathered the beasts and
birds
And stored them In the Ark,
And sailed for forty days and nights
On a deep sea, cold and dark,
We've wondered what they did to keep
Their spirits up to snuff;
Rut the learned world has shook their
heads
It's a problem sure enough.
Hut I've chanced to meet a feller
Who is collar high In wit,
Tho' he has'nt given all the facts
lie's cleared it up a bit;
For he's told me, looking eye to eye
And a knowledge far ahead
That one of the facts he's figured out,
And this Is what he's said:
During the days and nights of storm
And the constant splash of rain
When the Owls rejoice and prayed,
the dark '
Of the nights would never wane.
I've often mused why they did'nt play
pitch
To sharpen their wits, a speck
But no, my son, fate willed it not
For Noah 6at on the deck".
NOTfflN' P 'TICKLER
By Jeff Machamer
Could you fancy anything as being
funnier than an intoxicated man in
a revolving doorway?
If the pen is mightier than the sword
is the typewriter mightier than the
tank?
What has become of the old-fashioned
young man who used to go to his
vest pocket to get the correct time?
Most people seem to think the
world's a cafeteria with every one
breaking his neck to serve himself.
Why doesn't Henry Ford send an
expedition to Lincoln with a view
toward getting the boys out by Christ
mas. Our mother sent us this poem. We
think it one of the best we've taken
time to persue. Hope it strikes you
in the same manner!
The greatest man this country ever
produced was'nt great he was only
good, which is far better than to be
great.
If justice were always visible on
earth there would not be so much
necessity for a just heaven to even
things up.
In building state roads it seemsthat
graft comes higher than crushed lime
stone, and is not nearly so free from
dirt. .
STEWART IS BACK
' AMONG HIS BOYS
(Continued from page 1)
tice will commence in dead earnest
this afternoon at 5 o'clock. The equip
ment is arriving and those players
who show they have promising ability
will be issued suits. There are a
great many men around this camp
who have varsity stuff in them and
have not yet shown up at the practice.
The door is always open for new men
and they" will be welcomed to the
field.
HAND GRENADES
Making Your Own Environment
The other morning you read that a
person Is affected by his environment;
that to have a "beautiful character, one
must have beautiful surroundings. Un
like most things that you read, the
thought stayed with you. That noon
you gave your room an optical once
over, and therein found nothing con
ducive to the beautification of char-
cter. With sucn a maeoua nj Vl
dark brown furniture It was rot
strange that your room mate was often
ratable the wonder of it was
tha you had not been blighted by Its
malignant innuence.
Yon decided that the furniture must
K YCUr rOOK T2S.9 act
very enthusiastic about it, but finally
said she would help. There followed
a long and heated argument as to
whether the paint should be white or
apple green In color, but since you are
of an unselfish nature you let your
room mate have her way and con
sented to the prosaic white.
The next day the two of you donned
big aprons and began the struggle.
You scorned the suggestion of the
girl who insisted that you sandpaper
the furniture before painting it, but
many a time in the trying hours that
followed you wished that you had
heeded her words. Firstly you ap
plied a prime coat which gave a dark
blue tinge to the ancient chairs, ven
erable bed, archaic table and passe
chiffoniers. A second coat, which you
plastered on to the thickness of at
least an Inch, paled the dark blue to
an azure hue. And need I add, that the
paint smelled horribly for two days
while lt was drying?
At the end of these two days you
put on two cots (in some particularly
brunette 6pots, four coats) of ultra
odiferous enamel, and despite your ut
most efforts to wield the paint brush
with a legato movement, the streaks
were many and conspicuous.
Painful indeed were the hours that
followed which the paint was drying,
and you continually came in Intimate
contct with it. Painful indeed were
the weary and back-breaking moments
you spent with a knife scraping from
the floor the paint which you had
spilled. Likewise those moments you
spent restoring the scraped floor to
its original luster by means of evil
smelling oil and much energy. But
none nay not one were so painful
as the one when a friend viewed the
finished products, and solicitously In
quired as to when you were putting
on the second coat. '
Beauty of character how can it be?
No matter what you say
"SAY IT WITH FLOWERS"
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