THE DAILY NEBR ASK AN
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NOTHIN' PTICULAR
W'b'vo often wondered whether the
llun. J. Smith, of first TliunkHKlvliiR
fume, experienced "Mornlng-Aftem"
mine ns us up todute Hpced iikxIcIh.
A private In Company "A" was hoard
to remark that ho was forocd lo chock
profusely on his father's account l
cause all his money was tioil up in ft
fifty dollar liborly bond, the first In
Htallment on sumo bcliiR duo the first
of tho cotnliiK month.
Never Judge a woman's couturo by
tho way lu avoids an Interview with
a mouse.
Soino mou's Hayings would fill many
tu.uinia Unu lllcil uuillb WUuwUII I lilt
"Hubbies" Itoss is one bubble that
never blows up or busts!
I lore's an arithmetical puzzle that
proved insolvable to the party con
corned :
If your Lootcnutt issues a pass per
mitting' your absence from the post
between six o'clock one evening and
eleven o'clock tho following evening
ttnd on the hitter evening you attend n
dance (with your Looienutt very much
in evidence at sumo) nnd in your
Jeans rests another pass that cost you
two darn - good cigars and the last
issued pass good until twelve-clangs-midnight,
and given without the
Loot's consent, and the Lootenutt
wulks up at. eleven-thirty and begs to be
enlightened as to why your presence at
the post isn't being felt as per sched
ulethere's the balky part of the
problem) Just how much sleep would
you get between the time you broke
the standing record getting to the post
and the "interview" with the' Loot
the following morning?
In the S. A. T. C when we retire
at night, we place our shoes under
the foot of our bunk, with the toes out.
Unless more shoes are Issued soon,
the heels will also be out!
After you've been "mustard" into
the service and eventually peppered
by the enemy, you can consider your
self a "seasoned" soldier.
A strapping buck In Company "C"
let slip the following when he though:
no haphazard ears were listening:
"I don't wanta go back to the farm.
I'll hafta get up early in the morning
again an' I certainly will miss this
army thing of steeping till six bells
Ho Hum!"
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A well-cooked breakfast will go far
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Grumbling Is a lot of comfort to
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