v n T 1 a l' A N
. THE D A ll y n n "
BEANS NO MORE
The students' army IrulnitiR corps
will s no more "Houhh" on the city
rumpus.
Moans hh nut onn of the famous
Uolnttf "&7" vn riot ton, but quite to the
contrary, wua o Binall hrowit bulldog,
the oRlclat mascot of Company "H," S.
A. T. C.
lieans wag n real favorite n round
the mess hall by lrtui of his polite
manners and likeable disposition. At
the conclusion of each meul tne would
find him wultlnR outside the mess halt
for his share of rations. I'nlike most
of the canine species, he would never
enter the mess hall without an invi
tation from the mess sergeant, and
because of his extraordinary manners,
"leavings" were always reserved.
Sunday evening. Immediately after
mess had been served to members of
his company, Kcans trotted out of the
Social Science barracks ami started
a race for the mess hall. However,
because of unusual excitement occa
sioned by his desire for a square meal,
he did not remember to "Stop, Look,
Thanksgiving
Announcement
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Body of the University of Ne
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work they have given up this '
year. It convinces us that our
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I3 routn tieventn
and LUien" at the street car track.
ItiuhlnK lu-adloiiR Into a panning street
car, Means was killed Instantly.
So endeih a brave comrade.
NOTHIN' P'TICKLER
By Jtff Machamer
-The UIrd of Paradise" flies Into Lin
coln again next week. Have you ever
t bought how well that bird stands u
change of climate. Some time, when
its keeper Isn't looking, that winged
creature's gonna drop Into that vol
cano and get fried before the show's
half over.
How much butter fat In the milky
way?
We had the time of our life Satur
day night! Did you?
Thanksgiving will soou be here, and
we've been In the army bo long that
we find it hard to think of things to
be thankful for.
Seriousness is a stranger to this
column, but permit our introducing
him for one brief moment. Just time
enough to state our opinion of the S.
A. T. C. success, or perhaps w e should
say failure. ,
The presence of this unit at Nebras-
! ka has established one fact and that
I fact, speaking with due regard to the
j large majority, stand out most con
vincingly. It Is very difficult to build a soldier
51-457
i
anda.ucces.fuUuden with the same
raw material!
We are In an environment non In-
duclve to study. The regular univei-j
Htty curriculum has been crippled! Tj
ull outside appearance, the army plan
of education and the established sys
tem of our university, conflict on every
front. The burden of being unaccus
tomed to barracks life and drill sched
ules, has, to a dangerous extent., made
'systematic education Impossible.
There are a number of members
who were enrolled In vocational col
leges, and. due to the seemingly Irre
slstable environment, they have ad
mitted an Irreparable setback.
While this Is being written the men
are voting on the fate of the S. A. T.
C. It would be gratifying to see the
present system rearranged.
Wouldnf It mean a grand and glo
ricus feeling for the men with voca
tional Intentions?
What would you think of a girl who;
deliberately hired friends to call her
at a certain sorority house eighteen
times per day to extend theatre, tea
dansant, and dinner invitations with a
view toward convincing the rushing
sorority in regard to her uncanny pop
ularity? Funnybut true!
Yes. Gwendolyn, when a man Is put
to death via the electric chair. It's con
sidered a current event.
The only concert that ever begins on j
time, to our way of thinking, is the
1 reveille overture in the morning.
Lyon 13 HcaJy " IPesUum"
Ukuleles, $15.00; Letnardt
Kuna genuine Hawaiian mate,
$7.50; A fauna Laa brand, $4.
May he had tf 12,000 leading
music dealers. Write for name
f the nearest dealer.
JACKSON BOULEVARD
TOE
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- n ; ; BnJ ,M
; t
j lot
The niehs ofllcer evidently heeded
our criticism regarding sympathetic
conditions. He has arranged for
us to get less.
Wo congratulate ouicir on our
ability to belter conditions such as the
above! (No one else ever does!)
ATTENTION, S. A. T. C.
ivn" is responsible for millions of
- g-
things!
In fact, "pep
is the essen-
tlal something tnai -puis
Impartially, let us take Company
"A" as an example.
This company staged the first enter
tainment for personal pleasure. "A"
is the first to have a company song.
... . .... I L I n ft .1 AVAf I"
Thanksgiving Eve Dance
ROSEWILDE
Schembeck's Original
Tickets at Door ONE DOLLAR
THE languorous charm of the
Hawaiian native instruments so
moving in appeal, so observably
in vogue is strikingly characteristic
of the Ukulele. Its tone possesses that
curiously beautiful timbre, that exotic
charm of tonal quality which has
made these instruments so sensation
ally popular.
The Ukulele has a pleasing grace of
form. The finer models are made
of genuine Hawaiian Koa wood. It
is much in request today among the
smarter college and other musical
organizations.
It is easy to lean.
Instruction Book..
Its price includes aav
Hawaiian Steel Guitar
Every chord struck upon this typically rep
resentative Hawaiian instrument is marked
feya weird, plaintirc harmony and strangely
beautiful qualities of tone. It brings, to any
roua'c, qualities full of vivid color and va
ried charm.
PWot tt.00 mat npvatdt, fadataf Sted aM Set f IVva
Thiabici tor pbrmc M iMBwncm Bat.
Catalog 0m application.
CHICAGO
1
written and composed by on of
number. Lieutenant Basset la the n
ottlcer to put an encouraglK ,j
of enthusiasm behind the hummiu
of making "the life" social and Ji?
plly bearable as w ell as dlHcPnnir "
and efficient. 7
Company "A" is up ftnd , . ,
.Lieutenant Basset and his .!,,,;
will spring something In the near fu
turo! This "something" m ca '
fast breathing and blank starts on tho
part of the rest of us unless w ,
busy! m
Lieutenant Basset suggests tht
the other companies call meetings and
announce the plan for forming basket
ball teams with a view toward com'
pany rivalry.
As one man, all companies should
behind him and mako the remainder
of our barracks existence worth
while!
