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TONIGHT, 7 to 11 P. M.
and Sat., 2:15
Wed.
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Shows at 1, 3, 5 7, and 9
PRICES 5c, 10c and 15c
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The World's Greatest
Entertainment
A Romance of the Great War.
The Sweetest Lcve Story
Ever Told
An army of men to properyl pro
duce the realistic stage effects
A symphony orchestr of 20
pieces plays he most charm
ing musical score ever
written
AUDITORIUM
Today And All Week
2:15 Twice Daily 8: 15
Prices, Mat., 25c to 1. 00
Nights, 25c to $1.50
Seats on sale at Auditorium
Box Office
DAILY DIARY RHYMES
Gayle Vincent Grubb
"THE BLACKSMITH
You've hoard of the village blacksmith
With his arms an strong an hands:
tt"hether iron or rubber it matters
not,
And with all he had Binewy handa.
As the world of hlacksmitns moves
along,
With a million different kinds;
I have chanced" to meet the latest, to
date,
And the news will sharpen
minds.
your
Picture a delicatessen store,
With the sweetmeats everywhere;
Then imagine a blacksmith, rough and
gruff,
. And imagine his duty there.
Do you give it up? I figured as much,
For you'd fail in a hundred tries;
Cause a blacksmith, my dear, in
such a resort.
Is the man who shoes the flies.
Big Show and 'Good Music
MONDAY and TUESDAY
See D. W. Griffith's Famous
Little Actress,
DOROTHY GISH
In the Charming Paramount Play
"Battling Jane"
"Nothing But Trouble"
A Rollicking Comedy
Post's World Travelouges
Allies' Official War Review
Pathe World News
Concert Orchestra
Jean L. Schafer, Conducor
Shows State 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, p. m.
Society
Social Calendar
November 23
Pi Beta Phi, house dance.
Junior Hop, Lincoln.
Chi Omega Freshman party.
Girls from 331 North Thirteenth
street, party at Woman's hall.
Alpha Xi Delta, house dance.
UNI NOTICES
PERSONALS
Orpheum Circuit Vaudeville
2:15 Twice Daily 8:15
WILBUD
MACK & CO.
"A PAIR OF
TICKETS"
FLORRIE
MILLERSHIP
A CHAS.
O'CONNOR
&Comp'y of 8
EL-BRENDEL & FLO BERT
"WAITING FOR HER"
News Weekly
Orpheum Orchestra
Matinees 25c, 50c.
Nights 25c, 50c, 75c.
"BSSJBMBaBBBBSaSBBBBMBBSHBBSSfiS
Dr. D. D. Whitney of the zoology
department has finished for publica
tion a volume of the proceedings of
the Nebraska academy of sciences.
Dr. F. D. Baker was confined to his
home last week by illness.
"Seasonable Changes in Nebraska
and Some of Their Effects on Animal
Life," is the title of a paper which
Dr. R. H. Wolcott has just finished for
publication.
Ruth Sheldon, '19. sails today for
Buenos Aires, where she will be phys
ical director in the Y. W. C. A. there.
She is the first woman to do that work
in South America.
Frances Skipton, '22, is ill at the
Delta Delta Delta house
Paul Harding, ex-'19, has Just been
promoted to first lieutenant in field
artillery at Camp McClellan, Alabama.
Helen Waters, ex-'20. who is teach
ing at Central City this year, is visit
ing at the Delta Delta Delta house1.
There is to be a reception at Wo
man's hall Thursday afternoon from
four to five o'clock in honor of Miss
Stearns, who is to speak at Convoca
tion Thursday morning.
Mid-semester pledging is to be Sat
urday from eleven to twelve o'clock.
ALUMNI
VAUDEVILLE
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
J- K. EMMET A. CO.
In the Musical Gem
"WISHLAND"
KENNEY & RHEA
In "A Divert isement" .
WELLS & CREST
THE YANKEE and the WO
"The Yankee and the Wop"
GIBSON BETTY
. Comedy Vocalists
THE ROSE OF WOLFVILLE"
J Merry Tale of ths West
The Liberty News Weekly
Braders Price Orrhesra
nows Dally-fi:iof 7, I
I; Nioht 25-: ei ir I
- ' Si
A FRAT FRAZZLE
When ya journey off to college,
An' yer rush'd to join a frat,
Yer kind a undecided
Till ya find out where yer at.
A dozen crazy Rah-Rah scabs
Will meet ya at the station,
An' chuck ya into taxicabs .
To rouse yer fascination.
They take ya to their fussy home,
An' brag with all their might.
Then about the place ya roam
An' drink in every sight.
An' when you've killed the evening'
meal
At the settin' o th sun,
Ta start to write yer dad a speal,
An' the lines will thusly run:
Dear Pop:
I struck this town at noon today.
It's half-pabt seven now,
I've got a million words to say.
But I can't Quite figure how. -At
one o'clock they burnt my back;
By two I thought Td choke;
At three tbey hit my head ker-whack,
I thought I'd surely croak;
At four o'clock they pinch'd my ear
An' nose an' arms an' legs!
At five o'clock I bought the beers
An' Joined the TATrA KEGGS. .
Jeff Machanrer.
BUSKERS' VICTORY
WAS WELL EARNED ,
(Continued from pae 1)
brand of footbal lthroughout the en
tire engagement. When the individual
players were all smeared with mud un
til none could be distinguished from
another, a figure would dart away to
the right or plunge through the line
and when he would extricate himself
from the mire and take his place in
the back field again, it would Invari
ably prove to be Jobes. He rolled up
the largest total of yards gained "by
any player in a Nebraska game this
season, totaling 72 yards out of nine
teen chances at lugging the ball. "
New Men Show Speed .
The men who were plucked from the
second string to fill the gaps left by
Mrlttahnr! and Schellenberg showed
up like veterans and did some brill
iant work. Time and again, runoac
Hartley was called upon to carry the
ball and he was always good for a
substantial gain. He maOie thirty4wo
yards out of thirteen times he was
entrusted with the pigskin.
Reynolds, Swan son and Lantz bob
up for their share of the praise and a
goodly amount is due them. Swanson
at right end put over two of the three
touchdowns earned by Nebraska and
covered twenty-five yards with the
ball.'
Lvman, Neumann, Martin and in
fact all the eleven men did their share
in ducking the Jayhawkers.
--
Leo J. Gude, ex-'20, arrived in Vladi
vostok with the first shipment of
troops there. He wrote the following
letter to Miss Chaikin, the alumni sec
retary :
Vladivostok, Siberia,
September 26, 1918.
Dear Alumni and Students of the tTni-
versity of Nebraska:
Arrived here on the first boat load
and like it fine. George Foiling?
pre-medic '20, and I are the only U. of
N. men here as far as I have been
able to locate.
Best wishes from George and me
for a very successful year for the Uni
versity of Nebraska.
Sincerely,
Jeo J. Gude, ex-'20.
Address:
Pvt. Leo J. Gude (316950),
A. E. F., Siberia.
Football Ushers
Ushers are wanted for the two re
maining games. Men who care to
usher at these games will please leave
their names at the Student Activities'
Office.
Christian Science Society
The Christian Science Society of the
University will meet Thursday even-J
ing at 7:30 in room 204, Temple build
ing. A cordial Invitation is extended
to all students, alumni and faculty of
the University.
STYLE HEADQUARTERS
The Waist Seam Suit
fortttv Irani Clolhrs I
T TNIQUE style 2nd unusual smart-
V ness are qualities of the Waist
Seam Suit which we offer now for
the consideration of the man who
uses good taste and careful judg
ment in buying his clothes.
The waist seam gives it distinction
and a smartness that is military-
an armronriate design in these
times.
Besides, there is the Society Brand
label as a guarantee of its correct
ness in style, and of the hand, tail
oring which assurres you that its
style is permanent.
Society Prep Suits $25
others $35, $40, 45
Fur Collar Coats
$40 to $125
Mayer Brojs.
ELI SHIRE, Prf.
Co.
v
WE MUST FINISH
JOB OF CANNING
W. HOHENZOLLERN
" (Continued from page 1)
with a population of one or more persons.
That upon arriving at a point, the
inhabitants of that point, shall have
previously selected the huskiest
blacksmith In their midst and instruct-'
ed him to arm himself with a twenty
six pound hammer, with a view to
ward delivering as many v blows as
there are service stars In said points'
service flag. (If this fails to Impress
the erstwhile majestic dome compel
him to drink a sour lemonade dis
guised as a glass of Heidelburg beer.
The disappointment will. In all prob
ability, prove too great for him.)
The above suggestions are our own.
You are asked to submit your idea of
how he could be tortured unmercifully
each day of a ninety-nine year exist
ence. All such ideas should be writ
ten plainly on one side of the paper
and mailed to the editor f the sheet.
That person will award the latest
model clipper for clipping hair from
cocoanuts to the person submitting ths
best suggestion.
