THE DAILY NEBBASFAW HAND GRENADES O BOY! If you hsve no friends or money Into the river you may fall; It will bury you for nothing; It's a good world after all. Selected. The call of the gridiron has come aid yet some of the best raw material s... not resnonded. A fine bunch of pancakes, eh. George? When the lights go out and talking dies away to call of taps. And you listen to the chorus of the yawnlngs and the gaps; When you'r wide awake and frowning at the blackness of the night; As youT mlndin' all the fun you've had that's passin' out of sight; Just think about the cause for which you're puttin' up your bit. And think bow hard you've worked before you never thought oi n soldiers. I found the April number of the Journal and it was like a breath of air from borne. I read it from be ginning to end. Of course I looked over, with much Interest, the war service record. I have been here now six months In the Y. M. C. A. work. being hut secretary In the mala hut at general headquarters. We have a mo&Uinteresting and apparently ap preciated work, and since the arrival of the troops rfom Camp Funston and their being located not very far from here, I have seen a good many Ne braska men and expect to meet many more. Very truly, JOHN M. BENNETT. M. A. U. of N, 1899. Lift High the Torch of Liberty In 1776 men died to give thl TJght of Liberty to us. In 1863 r lied to lift the torch still bighci - the heavens. Whether that Light shall prevail depends on the outcome of this war. A bloody tyrant has lifted the iron hand of war. He is trying to tear the torch from Liberty's band. Then smile my boy. to think youd Our laws are not yet all perfect be ever grouched about your lot. j caue we are not perfect. We have And do i- even better, do your best. , not as yet used all our liberties for I i r . . ,.11 I. .. . a me ueueni oi uur ieiiuujcu, uui will fight till not a man or woman re mains, rather than surrender all the precious liberties which it has taken give all you've g6t The bird who comes flapping Into - . i ,. . trcuA like a. tank. me iiori win. - aits down like an oil magnate ana : iue pvupii imui 1)ur6 out a Cow of gum language In j turies and centuries to win for us. your eas while he rattles all the j This is not a war of religions, nor of s,heet3 In his notebook looking for h as;smment td finally stops at a blank page with an attitude of a scholar is. in the words of Henry Clay, a "Use'.essarian." Clear as Mud! TRICKLES FROM AN UMBRELLA Nice feeling, wasn't it, when you woke up Monday morning and found the beavess leaking like a Ford radia tor? You looked regretfully at your patent leathers and then searched madly for your old shoes. After the search had consumed all of the break fast hour, you found that your thought ful room-mate had placed them in the top bureau drawer with your last clean collar. You looked at your Inger soiL It was five minutes to eight You fairly flew from tie house. Just ahead of you was a man with an um brella. You vainly tried to catch, him. Yon shloebed Into class Just after -your same had been called. For three hours la this aquatic atmosphere, with Lair, here curl y, there curl-less, the all-pervading aroma of wet wool, the riTfers rippling from the umbrella and the warped cote-books, you sat swear ing t-o own a celluloid collar like your neighbor's before the day was out. Why did you not have your shoes ha!f-soled before this deluge. With your feet chilled to the bone, and each gust of air bringing forth volcanic jsneezes. you listened to three succes sive dlnnal ard dolorous renditions of In, Clajp's now famous "Ode to In fluenza." You gieaned that a tea spoon cf fait and a quart of water would save you from the Flu. You went home t? lunch. The rain stiil felL The water trickled nd swiried suou-d your locomotary appendages. Alter iuiKb you hied yourself to the fireplace. Your one o'clock clas slipped. by uni-oticed. and you contin ued to dvse in front of the flames. TLe races, nor of nations, nor of groups of men. It Is a war of Ideas. The ideas of free men against the ideas of military tyrants or despots. We in America have more freedom than has any other country In the world. What we, the people of this self-governing nation, must do "now is to preserve the liberties won through centuries, and help the people of other countries keep the liberties they have'. OUR LIBERTY LOANS There never was a war like this be fore in all the world. We are determ ined there shall never be another. That is why the people of the allied nations lend their money gladly to hasten the end. There are now be tween twenty and twenty-five million liberty bond holders in the United States. Our first Liberty Loan was fcr f2.O00.O00.0O0. It was over-subscribed a million dollars. Our second Liberty Loan was over subscribed 54 per cent. Our third Liberty Lion was for $3,000,000,000, but 17.000.000 people wanted bonds, and so $U70,01S,CSQ worth of bonds were sold. The fourth Liberty Loan campaign began Saturday, September 28, and will close Saturday. October IV. We will answer as we Lave answered be fore to our boys "over there. Suppose we were called upon for $6.000,00'i.OOO. This seeius like a stu pendous amount, and yet the re sources of our banks at this time equal nearly seven times this amount. If we lived in Germany we might well fear that tie country could never pay back such surus of money. Be fore the war, Germany was worth $sO.OOO,00'.,'0'J. She is tow la debt $50,000,000,000. America is worth about fiS'J.OOO.OOO.OOO. We earn each year about $0,000,000. Our national debt, including tLe tLird Liberty Loan, spirit was willing but the flesh was j J only about $12,000,000,000. weak n. Clapp's pearls were not ; cast before swine "an ounce of pre-; PARACHUTE IS NOT POPULAR vention is worth a pound of cure." Why Aviators Have a Pronounced Life a reected in a mud puddle on j Aversion to What They Call a b!ue Monday is certainly not very ; "Going Over the Edce" attractive but jurt wait till the mud ) i ones u;j: EOY, EOWDY! ! "'Going over the edge' is the act ( of stepping out of the bafeket of a ! military balloon from 2,000 to 1,000 HEBRASKA ALDHKUS MtiJ,Z HAHY HUSKERS IH FRAKGEjfa. makes a dash for a tiie balloon and The alumni office has received a j fan incendiary bullets into It. tLe ob very interesting letter from John M. . trrT or observers some balloons lnnett. who was formerly a student j Laving two hasten to go over the at tie I'niverfcity. Bennett is now la j TLe friendly a'jtUircraft guns France, and writes that be bas re- o.'tea help to remove any pasting reived a copy of the University Journ- j doubt as to the ad risibility of taking 1. u tkh be says, comes to biia !ike ' the step ty their volleys fired against a breath of air from Lome" f t,. j,iiie( of course, but as the plane The Jetier reads: ! i gjt to the Lailoon that sbrap- 24. Herring Alumni . tl nn to bunt oily a few feet Kifl Hut G. H. Q.. Am. E. F, A. P. j from the Lege gas bg. the pilot goes O., 7C0. : over the e. To the Alumni Editor of the Uciver-: tnts to tl.ier crit say that lley ity Journal. Lincoln. Nebraka. ! would prefer to fght talf a doiu tT r.iT-. ivjmj la a pue oi papers txcne aruiors tu.r.i-Lxzi oxrr use sd snagszlses te-t tor li of tie Gercaa Unes, with the Gmsaa for Supplying the Needs of the STUDENT ARMY TRAINING CORPS We offer the most convenient and helpful service just as we did during the cadet days of the U. of N. Milirnrv n d. from the dav you enter the Train ing Camp until you are ready for overseas service, can be met in our store. Cur experts know what a soldier needs and what he doesn't need; they can save the inexperienced man many mistakes. Below are listed a few of the things needed bv the S. A. T. C. men. Dress Uniforms , $30 & $35 Dress Shoes Dress Hats $5 & $7 $5 & $8 Regulation Shirts $2 & $10 Regulation Leggings $1.75 to $4 Black ties, Web belts, etc. MILITARY OUTFITTERR inch antiaircraft batteries popping sbrapney at them at every opportu nity, than to 'go over the edge. The balloon man compares the 'slow and safe descent of bis para chute with the meteoric dash down ward of the crippled airplane and claims that the balloon service is the safer. Failing to settle that point, both be and the plane pilot agree that the air service Is the best branch of the service, in which every red-blooded young man agrees." WAR WORK COMMITTEE ESTABLISHES BUREAU The intercollegiate commltte on women's war work abroad, at the request of the American lied Cross and the women overseas sjction of the V. M .C. A., bas undertaken to act as a personal bureau for college women In oversea serke. The Red Cross and V. M. C. A. wfi refer to this committee for Investiga tion and endorsement of a!l college women applicants. The committee wlil continue to establish immediate and responsible relations with college alumnea clubs and associations, ap pointment bureaus nd deans of women, as well as with individuals; and through this cooperation, to re cruit, register and endorse colkge women for service abroad, undc-r these two organizations. The connection between this com mittee and the Eed Cross and the V. yi. C. A. is oucial and authoritative. For the Jted Cross, the committee will recruit social, canteen and hospital hut workers, tenograpbers. crelical assistants, etc, for the V. M. C. A, canteen workers for the American camps abroad. All colleges will be asked to fur nish lists of graduates, available for these services and an csJmate of the efficiency vt individual candidates. College women, who spply to the cojfctrlttee, will be assigned to service either as Individuals, or In units of ten. as the Red Cross and the Y. M. C. A. may Indicate. TLe practicability of the unit bas been learly demon strated. The office of the committee ts main tained )olntlr br the R-M rrr sed tLe women's overseas taction of the r. ST-S .lLU.. Students Register Your Music Work at THE UNIVERSITY SCHOOL of MUSIC Twenty-fifth Year Just Commencing MANY TEACHERS IN ALL BRAfJCHES TO CHOOSE FROM Dramatic Art Athletic Dancing A. M. NEWENS, Director 11th and E Streets Opposite Campus 10-10 r ROSEWILDE SCHOOL OF DANCING OPENING SATURDAY, OCT. 5 DIRECTRIXES Mre. Kathleen Doyle HalHgan Miss Eleanor Frarnpton Special program Followed by General Dancing Scbembeck's Orchestra LESSONS BY APPOINTMENT. B-C657 V. M. .C A. All communications should be addressed to the Secretary. iLtercolleglato Committee on Women' War Work Abroad. Women's I'tiver si'y Club, VjK Isi I2nd Street. New Tork Clly. The Red Cross wants Vi ca&iea w-orkers. 2i botplul hut workers. 2-r, tt-n?Tpfcers. immediately. If fall volunteers aie ka ava.labie. es-p-n?e and cai!.tena&': of suitable cindida'es wJ be pail. French it delrable. not ec:iaL The V. It. C. A. a&ts a large ntjn- . ber of canteen workers for Ameri'-ai cafr.ps. If full volunteers are sot available, transportation and ni!i j tenacce w ill be paid, rrenca is t'ji j seceitary. Tt.e world coulns as versa; ply average n.en. A man may know a dollar at sit-t iud still tot know iu valo It sometimes bappers that a mas b!jr.tr.e;s is de to Lis sLarpat-, I A