THE DAILY HEBBA8KAN C ROY MILLER, For Foot Comfort ... t.,...nt ot Fallen Archna, removal of Corn mul Inirrowliitf NiU 40Gnifr COMFORT SHOES 11101 1- I I I . HI IVER THEATRE Tonloht At :00 Mats. Wtd and Sat. "TJToUVtR AND PLAYERS In 'NEVER SAY DIE" Next Week -THE MAN FROM OVER THERE" -SOCIETY TMm Lena HYAMS & McINTYRE ' 1 Model Playlet "May-bloom" "DONALDKERR &EFFiE WESTON ,n -smart Songaand Nifty ' ELIDA MORRIS The Lyric HAKRYBEREir5;0RD & CO. In "Mind YourOwn HuBlnesa x yclinobrunettes In 'Defying Gravity" The Girl With HARRY the Wonder- GILFOIL ful Arm n m Famous SANTI Character In Dances ot the "TbGy Old Orient ort "liatineee at 2:20; teats "c. Nights at 8:20; teats 25c, 60c, 75- Waffles and Coffee ISo HEtlDnTS CAFE 138 North Eleventh Phone B-1589 Lincoln, Neb. April 12 Alpha Chi Omega Lincoln. Alpha (lamina II ho Informal Rose wllde. April ISAM-Unit orally party Cloned Alpha Chi OmcRa Ilnixjiiot -Lincoln, b to 8 o'clock. Silver Serpent paity tor sophomore RlrN MuhIo and Facility hall. 2 (1 o'clock. April 19 Alphu Tau OnieKA banquet - Lincoln. Freshman Hop Lincoln. XI Helta party Alpha XI Helta houHO. April 20 HiishneM Ciiil.t li.moin I - Lliu oln. Alpha Tan Omrpa Informal Lin-j coin. i Iota Sjcma HI Hannuct Lincoln. I lota Klcma PI banquet - Lincoln. Hramatlc Club vaudeville I emplo. April 26 Sgtma rhl Epsllon Lincoln. Alpha Omi.ron V party-house. April 27 Sigma Thl Fpsilon Hanauet Lincoln A'pha Omtcion PI banquet Lincoln. Latin club lun-p.iet - Lincoln. GOOD CLEANING SERVICE Send Your Work to LINCOLN. Cleaning & Dye Works S26 So. 11th Phone B-S576 "SPA" Get your Lunches at the City Y. M. C, A, Cafeteria Plan 13TH AND P Professional Optical Service Eyes Examined Glasses Fitted Any Lent Duplicated . , . DR. W. H. MARTIN, Optonwtrlst 1234 O St Opposite Miller A Paine Tucker-Shean 1123 O Street Mfp. Jewelera and Optlelana Dealers'ln Watches, Clocks, Diamonds, Jewelry. Sterling Silver and Op tical merchandise. Expert Watch, Clock, Jewelry and Optical Repairing Luncheonette e FILLER'S jORrSCRIPTION tilTHARAlACY Phone B-4975 . Warftia & Rspalrisi teller C W. Frltx, Prop. EXPERT SHOE REPAIRING Special Attention Given to students . 1140 O St. Lincoln, Neb. p-RSONALS First Lieut. K. X. Htiir of the Ammunition Train. Camp Hodge. Iowa, was in Lincoln yesterday on hi way hack to camn from hi home at I Aurora. Lieutenant Hurr was pro moted from second lieutenancy last Saturday. He was graduated from 'he University of Xebraska last sprint;. Hilling the latter part of bis college course he was employed in the com posing room of the Xebraska State Journal. L" UNIVERSITY NOTICES Cornhusker Staff Picture The Cornhusker start will meet at Townsend Studio today at- 12 o'clock. All members please be there on time. Surgical Dressings Class The first meeting of the new class In surgical dressings under Miss H. I. llcdford will be held at 7 o'clock Mon day evening. Girls wishing to reg ister for this class are requested to see Miss Hedford. Swimming Notice Any girl who wants to enter the swimming meet must sign up on the bulletin in the gym. Tryouts will be held next week. Tickets are $1.00. More girls must come out to buy tick ets and enter the meet. The swim ming meet will be' held at the end of this term. Come out, earn points to ward your "N" sweater Senior Class Poem All seniors who wish to contest for rnet must turn their manuscripts in to Prof. Louise round as soon as possible. HALF AND HALF Evolution Out of chaos, dust and flame, Out of dust and pianei caw.-. On the planet, sea and land. Joined together hand in hand. In the sea a tiny cell Changes to a crimpled shell. Fish and reptile, bird and beast. Nature's progress nevci Till through countless ages span. -Itav nme a man. Jimber-Jawed and pigeon-toes. Bushy wows am": u.o prone to petulance and strife. Shambling sullenly through life. When the first of us lay doed. Nature gazed on him and said. -What was all the fuss about? Look at how the thing turned our. The Laurentian. v. -r Mfi-v "I should like to telegraph home immediately that the commanding general is an Idiot. Officer: "I am very sorry, sir but the department allows no stnex no tary secrets to be let oat."- Mow. Did I hear you speak or was it a 1- Oh I am a little Hoarse and you are a little buggy, my how well we pull together.-The Daily Cardinal Clem Knows iVa lanndrv agent. Clem tioruei, says he knows a good way to clean np a hundred dollar, this summer. K he Jonld get the hundred.-Indiara Dal!y Student. Cawlry Serge.t: "I told you never Two Big Ideas that You Should Buy Today liberty Bonds" "Stylef Ms Clothes" a principle that builds quality at least possible cost. If cftoteio)l!(!QgDte TBDt MAMC RCSiSTtRCO 'Each grade the same priethe nation over It is.tho principle of specialization. Spec ialization on tin production of two or three prades of clothing which arc soM at dotin itely known prices. This principle of producing clothes by the most efficient and economical method en ables us to offer you our genuinely famous values. New Spring Shoes for Men $3.50 America's Only Known Priced Clothes For Spring "13 Styleplus Clothes are made in two grades $21 (green label) $25 (red label). Look for the Styleplus label in the coat. We. have a large assortment of each grade. You know the price before you go into the store. The Only Styleplus Store in Town If - car Have you Seen the New Five-Panel Military Back Society Brand Suits Visit our Sunshine Clothes Room and look them over. The Store Ahead ELI SHIRE, President to approach a horse from the rear without speaking to him. First thing you know they'll kick you in the heao; and wel'U have a bunch of lame horses on. our hands." E Listen, my children, and you shall hear Of the tragic fate ot an Engineer. He came to college filled with hope He studied hard, but the damned old dope Well, he came to the end of his They might as well have shoved him rrom Monday till the end ot the week. . ...---- Itt- in. it,-., tr nc wulkvu itw 5 knew; And the less he knew, the worse he grew. His funeral was a failure, too! Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. If Math, don't get you, Physics must. Minnesota Daily. Freshman. ''4'ni doing my best to get ahead." Professor: "Godoness knows you need one," Ex. So Do We These mornings I get up at night, . J V V M rV . While evening Quite the other way. I have to go to bed by day. Minnesota Daily. Saver Time for Norah Mrs. Jones rushed into her hus band's office, wild with excitemenL "Oh, John!" she cried. "Norah made a mistake and tried to start the fire with gasoline "Gasoline, eh?" said John calmly. "Did she get it started?" "Get it started!" crid Mrs. Jones. "Why it blew her out of the window!" "Oh, well," remarked the philosophic I how." Rocky Mountain Collegian.