He Wins
A man who was showing off by
diving Into the sea and staying under
the water for a time, after one dive
came up and found that he had re
raalned under water for two minutes
"That's going some," he bragged
"I'll bet that's a record around here.'
"Oh, no, It ain't," replied a specta
;tor. "A man dived In here this time
.yesterday, and he ain't come up yet
Tit-Bits.
DeVilmar-Schaefer
Studios
Voice Opera Violin Orchestral
Coaching
Instruction Equal to Paris
1415 O St. (Budd's).
Phones L-8183 F-2571
Special Attention to University
Students
WANTED
Salesmen for Spaulding's Com
mercial surveys, 1917 issue. Good
proposition for university men. See
MR. BRUCE, Windsor Hotel.
STUDENTS HEADQUARTERS
Orpheum Shoe Repairing Co.
211 North 12th Street
Orpheum Building
ILLER'S
RESCRIPTION
H ARM AC Y
LUNCHEONETTE
TECHNICAL STUDENTS
GiVEN PREFERENCE
(Continued from page one.) '
immediate technical training required
in army work."
The telegram serves to check the
"?reat amount of enlistments from the
technical branches of the University
since it is the technical students that
hve so far been the first to enlist.
Arts and science students who are
within the age limit of the approach
in" rTt are not hesitating to find
choice of service and to enlist
in that branch as soon as possible.
Large Withdrawal Probable
The ranks of the student body
threaten to be severely decreased by
... ntal enlistments and the
first draft have been completed. From
now on there will be a constant en
'''tment of men who are anxious to
avoid the lack of choice of service by
being drafted and those who are below
the draft age who but who are never
theless desirous of offering them
selves to the country in the present
struggle.
University executives have request
ed that those who are not liable to
draft should remain in school and thus
prevent too great a disturbance which
would prove harmful to the regulation
of internal affairs.
UNIVERSITY MEN
ORGANIZE BOYS' CLUBS
(Continued from page one.)
isi
day School class Vt the First Presbv-
terlan church. J. H. Nickerson, 20,
s in charge of the "Big Brother"
(juvenile court) work in connection
with the city. Under the leadership
of Dudley Scott, '21, the boys of the
Temple high school have been or
ganized into the Temple High "Y"
club, which meets twice each month.
A number of scoutmasters are
needed as leaders of scout patrols.
There are also many other opportuni
ties for student leadership of boys in
Lincoln. Men interested should in
quire at the University Y. M. C. A.
office.
GOOD CLEANING SERVICE
Send Your Work to
LINCOLN.
H Cleaning & Dye Works
H 326 So. 11th Phone B-6575
;Hi!!liji:.i!:e:S
"SPA"
Get your Lunches at the
City Y. M. C. A Cafeteria Plan
13TH AND P
Waffles and Coffee 15c
IIEfJDSY'S CAFE
136 North Eleventh
Phone B 1589 Lincoln, Neb.
Tucker-Shean
1123 O Street
Mfg. Jewelers and Opticians
Dealers in
Watches, Clocks, Diamonds,
Jewelry. Sterling Silver and Op
tical merchandise.
Expert Watch, Clock, Jewelry
and Optical Repairing
Save Your Eyes
Dr. W. H. Martin
Optometrist
Eyes examined without charge,
we design, make, adjust and repair
your glasses at reasonable charges.
Office Hours 9 A. M. to 6 P. M.
Phone L-7773 1234 O St.
Suite 5 Upstairs
Opposite Miller &. Paine
The New York Way
"How do you like New York?"
"The street cars are too crowded to
suit me. They pack 'em like sardines
in a box."
"Your comparison is poor. When a
box of sardines is full it is full. They
don't constantly keep opening the box
to pack in a few more." Kansas City
Journal.
"Has Bliggins an ear for music?"
"Yes. The trouble Is that he won't
limit himself to his ears, but Insists
on trying to use his voice." Wash
ington Star.
"POP" ANSON, THE GRAND OLD
MAN OF BASEBALL AT THE
ORPHEUM TODAY.
Pop Anson may not be able to play
baseball any more, but he is playing a
hit at the Orpheum this week with his
own daughters to assist him.
When "Pop" Anson was a baseball
manager a pitcher was not a pam
pered pet like he is today. He worked
when "Pop" said work, and that was
all there was to it. At the same
time "Pop" wanted pitchers who could
step up to the bat and take a cut
at the ball and not miss it. Many
a youngster who could heave a very
neat and classy game of ball was
turned down by "Pop" because he
could not hit 'em. It wasn't his pitch
ing bv any means that kept George
Van Haltren with "Pop." Verily no.
it was George's ability to sting "dat
old apple." as Pineus Bodle would say.
The men that "Pop" hired as pitch
ers were large and red-necked lads
who could pound the ball to a pulp
and play most any other position as
well. There was nothing- tempera
mental abnut them and they worked
when "Pop" told them to get out there
and work. Perhaps his pitchers had
fwrr subtle tricks and fancy frills
thnn the star hurlers today, but they
could lean on the pill and bring In
runs and that's what Anson liked.
.Trhn Tener, now president of the
National leeue: Ad. Gumbert. Jack
Lubv and WaUer Thornton were fine
samples of the pitchers Anson de
veloped. Salt Lake Telegram. Adv.
A QUARTETTE OF TOPLINE ACTS
AT THE ORPHEUM
Although nnhearlded as a headllner,
the offering of Kifner. Hawksley and
Mrdav fa nf TiooJHna ia.i t
j . J - uuia.au 1w 1U u o . JL I J (
melanee of witty sayings, some danc
ing ana singing that dlsolays real har
mony and voice blending. Charles
Wilson is a "nut" comedian clever
enough to be classed as the "colonel
of all the nuts." Saunders birds are
beautiful to look upon and well
trained. Fern, Biglow and Mehan
close the bill with a comic acrobatic
rt of excentional merit A R xv in
J Salt Lake Herald-Republican. Adv.
Boyd wants to see you about your
printing.
Lost Class scarf pin. letters S. H.
S., '13, on face and Initials A. S. on
bark. Retnrnt to Student Activities
Office for Reward. , 59-3t
Lost On campus last week an
Alpha Zeta fraternity pin with the
name W. F. Roberts on back. Finder
please return to Student Activities
Office. 63lt
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Ukuleles, $15.00; Leonardo
Kunes genuine Hawaiian maie,
$7.50; A fauna Loa brand, $4.
May be had if 12,000 leading
music dealers. Write for name
of the nearest dealer.
THE languorous charm of the
Hawaiian native instruments so
moving in appeal, so observably
in vogue is strikingly characteristic
of the Ukulele. Its tone possesses that
curiously beautiful timbre, that exotic
charm of tonal quality which has
made these instruments so sensation
ally popular.
.The Ukulele has a pleasing grace of
form. The finer models are made
of genuine Hawaiian Koa wood. It
is much in request today among the
smarter college and other musical
organizations.
It is easy to learn. Its price includes an
Instruction Book.
Hawaiian Steel Guitar
Every chord struck upon this typically rep
resentative Hawaiian instrument is marked
by a weird, plaintive harmony and strangely
beautiful qualities of tone. It brings, to any
music, qualities full of vivid color and va
ried charm.
Price 8.00 and opwardt, lodudinr Stcd and Set of Tire
Thlablet for (bjriot, and liHUTKtloa Book.
Catalogs on application.
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tager to turn wheels, to lift and carry;,
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voices and thoughts across space, to
'give the world new tools far its work
electricity has bent to man's wulj'
Throughout this'period the General'
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Tt La"sct freetLeipirit oTtesearch.
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