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"The jMilifo li;ul a hard time dispers
es t he crowd of suffragettes."
"What did they want to mil out the
police for?"
"Jieciuise the sutTrasettes were milk
ing troulile."
"Why duln't they rail out a mouse?"
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The Dictionary.
Those who ought to use It must
Rarely Rive ft heed;
Thoee whose words comprise a host
Hourly feci its need.
Juvenile Logic.
It was at a private entertainment,
and a lady had just risen from the
piano.
"Would you like to be ahle to sing
and play as I do, dear?" she queried
of a little five-year-old miss.
"No, ma'am," was the unexpected re
ply. "And why not?" asked the lady.
" 'Cause,' explained the small ob
server, "I wouldn't like to have peo
ple say such horrid things about me."
Beginning of the End.
"How," asked the young husband
who had been up against the matri
monial game for nearly two weeks,
-'can I tell when the honeymoon is
over?"
"It will have slumped the slumps,"
answered the man who had been mar
ried three times, "when your wife
stops telling you things and begins to
ask questions."
Modern "Literature."
"A neighbor of mine threw a book
out of his window and it has been
lying In the gutter ever since."
"Maybe he doesn't love books."
"Oh, you can't judge of that by his
treatment of this particular novel. It's
entitled, A I'air of Blue Eyes,' Is ad
vertised as 'daring' and was written
by a woman who left her husband be
cause her soul was 'sta' ved.' "
No Change of Program.
"Why are you weeping, my poor fel
low?" "Do tune dat organ grinder's playln'
carries me back ter me boyhood days,"
answered the sobbing tramp.
"Why, it's only a ragtime piece, fear
fully out-of-date."
"Yes, sir. Dat's why it carries me
back. It's de same tune organ grind
ers played when I wuz a boy a little
Innocent boy."
Feminine Charity.
Aimee You certainly make a good
soldier, Hazel.
Hazel Why do you think so, dear?
Aimee You never desert your
colors.
NOT TO BE THOUGHT OF.
"I understand that you are In favor
ot reviving the torchlight procession
as a campaign demonstration."
"It's a malicious slander," replied
Senator Sorghum. "I never said any
thing of the kind."
"Then you disapprove of the Idea?"
"It's most Impractical. Women are
going to exercise a heap of influence
In politics ami no woman would swing
a vote to a candidate responsible for
sending her husband ' home saturated
with stale kerosene."
Easily Remedied.
He (with a sib) I have only one
friend or earth r.:y dog.
She Well, if that Isn't enough, why
don't you get another dug?
LITERARY SPEAKING.
Vrj 74'
L ' 'K Mlf-i4H-AHH tfl "T : 3;.!UIit
9 If ttpilii 1
"Cassler makes mountains out of
molehills."
"Yes. He is the writer of advertis
ing circulars for a picturesque Hummer
resort "
Safety First.
"I wailed 'fifteen minutes on the
corner for a car this morning," said
tjie liashhotise lady, "and when one
Dually did come along the niotorman
declined to stop for me."
"Had the - motor-man ever boarded
here?" asked the man at the pedal ex
tremity of the mahogany.
"Not that I know of." replied the
landlady. "Why do you ask?"
"Oh," rejoined the oilier, "I thought
it might have' been because he recog
nized you that he didn't want you tc
hoard his car."
Diplomatic Parson.
"The congregation paid up every
cent of my back salary this morning."
announced the village parson.
"How in the world did they happen
to do that?" queried his wife.
"I announced from the pujpit," ex
plained the good man, "that unless 1
got it I'd not be ahle to take the three
months' vacation they had planned for
nie."
JUST THAT.
"Have you observed how polite those
boys are? They always insist on let
ting their sister have the hammock."
'Yes. But have you noticed how of
ten the hammock rope breaks and how
much they laugli when it does?"
More Truth Than Poetry.
This is the truth, also a rhyme.
that should not be claused with jokes:
A widow seldom wastes her time
In visiting the late lamented'! folks."
Hard to Explain.
"How do you suppose Duhwaite
makes a living?'
'I don't suppose anything of the
sort."
"No?"
"But having seen Mrs. Duhwaite on
several occasions and having re
marked the firm set of her jaw, I often
wonder how Duhwaite ever persuaded
her to support him."
The Way of a Habit
.loshem It Is almost Impossible to
overcome u "habit.
Kasyun Why is it?
.loshem Well, it's like this. If you
take away the first three letters the
whole of "It" remains. See?
' Preposterous.
"Th"e dviii. iiiht i.re a conceited
lot," remarked Mrs. Twohble.
"Indeed they are:" exclaimed Mrs.
Hubwalic. "I overheard one tell an
other on a train that he made New
Orleans. As if he expected anybody
to believe that !"
Much the Same.
Hubby Garfield once said: "If yon
cannot find a way, make one."
Wifey Yes, and I've noticed that
you do the same with regard to excuses.
Demoralizing Windfall.
"Did you hear abont young Jlbway's
legacy?"
"No. Did somebody leave him a for
tune?" "Yes. A rich unrle died and young
.Tlbwny inherited twenty gallons of
gasoline. The family fears It Is going
to be his ruin."
Different From Man.
Mrs. Jones A camel can go days
without drlnkirg.
Jones Well, you see, a camel hasn't
human IntclIlL'rnre.
All the world's a stage, but some
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