SUMMER SCHOOL HEBBASKAN
OUR UNIVERSITY DEANS
SUMMER SCHOOL: NEBRASKAN
Editor and Manager. . . . A. R. Swenson
Associate Editor C. Ray Gates
Reportorial Staff
W. W. Wilson Edgar Boshult
E. W. Smith . J. E. Morgan
J. H. Moseley Carleton B. Yoder
Alberta Ackley Florence Dunn
Helen Stidworthy Leonard Trester
Office of Student Activities, Basement
Administration Hall, Phone B2597
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Published tri-weekly, on Mondays
Wednesdays, and Fridays during the
Summer Session, by the Student fudm
cation Board. .
The Palladian open air meeting on
the campus Saturday night is a good
precedent for similar meetings in the
fnfnr Thfi University ramDUS is
one of the beautiful spots in Lincoln
during the summer and the students
should make It the center for their
social recreation as well as for their
intellectual endeavors.
That Summer School Cornhusker
Section
. The suggestion in the last issue of
the Nebraskan for a summer school
section of the Cornhusker has been
favorably received. It Is hoped that
the Cornhusker management will take
immediate steps to gather the material
necessary for it. Especial attention
should be paid to getting snap shots
from the picnic next Wednesday. The
time left for getting pictures of the
various summer school organizations
is so short as to demand immediate
action.
BRIEF BITS OF NEWS
The Comercial Geography class, un
der Mrs. England, are planning a series
of interesting trips to industrial places,
some of which are Hardy's furniture
and rug departments, Cushman Motor
Works, farm implements and stock at
State Farm, planing mills, packing
house, etc. The first trip is to be
made Monday, afternoon.
Principal Clinton Sheets of Bridge
port, Nebraska, was a visitor at the
Neraska School of Business last week.
Girls, let's have some fresh flowers
in the Y. W. rooms each day.
YOU KNOW HIM
We know a man quite ill at eeeeeee;
Too soon he changed his bvdddd.
In them, it seems, he nearly froooo;
Now all he does is to blow his noooo,
.Declaring at moBt every sneeee
He's coming down with some diseeee.
His kind has often met your gaaaa
A cold will lay him up for daaaa,
Afraid of what they call catrrrr;
Won't eat and, too, cuts out cigarrr.
And wonders while in bed he laaaaa.
Why we don't send him swell bokkkk.
The fact is, all his friends are yyyy,
And so we're waiting till he diiiii.
Philadelphia Star.
The Faculty and the Summer Picnic
About a score of students are giving
n large share of their time and energy
on various committees to make next
Wednesday's picnic a success. And
according to indications they will ac
(omplish their purpose so far as the
Ftudents are concerned. But what
about the faculty? If the outing is to
be as it purports, an all-university
picnic, it should include faculty as well
as students.
ELLERY WM. DAVIS, Ph. D.
Dean of the College of Arts and
Sciences
IRVING SAMUEL CUTTER,
B. Sc. M. D.
Dean of the Colege of Medicine
At the Ivy Day picnic in the spring
the faculty members are usually con
spicuous by their absence. Indeed,
they usually go farther than that and
hold a separate picnic of their own,
the faculty men's . picnic, instead of
joining with the students. We hope
the summer school faculty will show
better school spirit.
Perhaps it is true that the average
college professor is not interested in
three-legged race or a fat man's
peed contest, but be that as it may,
if
he is a true teacher he is interested
in
his students in their recreation
well as in their work. It would
as
be of benefit to both professors and
students if they learned to recognize
each other in other places and under
other circumstances than the class
room affords. The summer school picnic
is an opportunity for such acquaintance
to be made.
THE COMPLAINT OF A STUDENT
Notes! Notes! Notes!
The Profs insist on our making them,
Our arms are lame from the taking
them,
We wait for the day of forsaking them,
But when shall it come to pass?
Our poor brains reel when acramming
them, .
Down memory's gullet we're ramming
them,
Time comes when we'll be "exam"-lng
them.
For we keep them for every class.
My prof is dynamic, impressive, and
quick,
His teaching has wide-spread re
nown, If I only could listen, his sayings
would stick,
But I'm busy writing them down.
He lectures In marvelous English, quite
true.
Fine expression and gesture, I think,
But to value them right is what people
can do.
They're wasted in mere pen ard
ink.
LUCIUS ADELNO SHERMAN,
Ph. D. LL. D.
Dean of the Graduate College
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WILLIAM GRANGER HASTINGS
Dean of the College of Law
I can search thru my notebooks with
all my power,
The key phrase from my scribbling
has slipped;
And when I accomplish twelve pages
an hour,
I've trouble in reading my script
You've interests keen in this topic
or that?
I've studied on that, and I'll look.
I can't answer your question right off
the bat,
But I've got it all down in a book.
My writing's a mighty poor teacher to
me,
I get things much better when said;
If my notebook is where my facts
ought to be,
Why, what earthly use is my head?
Notes! Notes! Notes!
The Profs insist on our making them,
Our arms are lame from the taking
them,
We wait for the day of forsaking
them,
But when shall it come to pass?
Our poor brains reel when a cramming
them,
Down memory's gullet we're ramming
them,
Time comes when well be "exam"-ing
them,
Alas!
Still I make notes, and remember them
not.
Twelve pages an hour or ten.
But, how can I remember the Which-
ness I What,
Or diBsert on the Whyness of When,
If all that I hear,
Goes In at my ear,
And out at my fountain pen?
"That's a fine suit you have there.
What is it?"
"A dynamo suit."
"How's that?"
"It's charged."
Dr. Corinne Larimore, Osteopath,
321 First Natl. Bank. B 1842. 15t
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CARL CHRISTIAN ENGBERG, Ph. D.
Executive Dean
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OSCAR VAN PELT STOUT, C. E.
Dean of the College of Engineering
(By courtesy of the Cornhusker)
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237 South 14th St.
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