TROUBLES before ENGINEERS' NIGHT mm Tom Hppeninfl ln Engineering Building When Two Engineer Met While preparation Were Being Made It happened in the hall of the En gineering Building. Two Engineers met: Wat you Grennan at? Oh, Chat burned his hand. S'o laugtria' mattei. Wat was 'e doia'? Putting up some Bunting for En gineers' Night. 'Es a little Stout to climb around decorating. Yes. but the Dean ordered it. Wv vour Hoff-man, I don't be lieve it. Well, its so ; he Chased all OTer to find him. Don't botfeve it; your no Moore of a Skinner than Ferguson, or Engberg. although Al-my profs say you are. It's the fact, though; he was on the Brenk-e quitin when the Dean told him. Why didn't 'e get that Bridge-man to do it. and save usin' a ladder? Because his wife came and Tuck-'er-man home. Wat. es married? Yes. he's a Benedict. Raber sap. Look at Rass-mussen up the decora tions! Who is 'e? A blacksmith, a Slay-maker, I be lieve. Did you see that? Mic-keyed his way ia the bunch and wants to fight Rass. aad says. "1 will Rid-der-vold of sech Peebles." And HoIH-stered not the least. Say, let's get out before we get mi ied up in it. Exit. f - "' '. -" ' '' - -. - ;X y i .,:;'v--;'.-v-: ; " . S ; . .. - . "v. . v " :r-y DEAN O. V. P. STOUT Mechanical Engineering Courses in the mechanical engineer iag schools of the country- touch mod em practical life on every hand and bear a close relationship to the de velopment of the state. History and economics clearly show this fact; that although there is but slight increase ia the consumption of primary, or soil products with increase of modern civilization, yet there Is always a many thousandfold increase n the consumption of secondary, or manu factured products. Since considera- tions relative to the manufactured article and especially the treatment of the scientific principles underlying its production, constitute one branch of engineering, there is at hand. In this one branch alone, sufficient Justifica tion for the universal introduction of the study of mechanical engineering into the curricula of our great state uaiversfties. The basis for the study of this branch of mechanical engineering is. of course, the shop laboratory", 1 which equipment the University of Ne braska is exceptionally fortunate. Facilities are provided for the study of foundry practice, pattern production, machining operations and the forging of structural materials. Theory classes of design, invention, calculation and testing are offered, as well as the eco nomics of practical shop production. Practical machines, such as gas en fines. tower punches. lathes, tele- cop. and the like are designed and produced by the students. Power generation and auxiliary sub- teas form another great braach of mechanical engineering. In thU are included the basic courses In the prac tice and theory of beat motors, both tam and gas, the testing and burn ing of fuels and the design, construc tion and testing of steam boilers, gas producers, hydraulic power machinery, conveyors and other poer plant equipment Course are offered In adng tad ventilating buildings and 'n refrigeration and Ice production. Jbjects which touch most directly the flalth and comfort of the people, and which, are developing most rapidly." It is impossible in an article of this length to enumerate more fully the opportunities in mechanical engineer ing. In general, a very significant in dex of the demand by the growing state for a knowledge of things me chanical is to be found In the rapidly increasing introduction of elementary manual training in the secondary schools. At present the requests for college graduated manual training in structors far exceeds the supply. In this w e see a more or less unconscious preparation for supplying the enor mous Increase In secondary consump tion always accompanying- economic development. J. D. HOFFMAN. Applied Mechanics This department is somewhat poly ma thic; a better word, prehaps, is omnivorous. Besides theoretical and applied mechanics there is taught gen eral engineering, drawing, descriptive geometry, mechanism, machine de sign, materials of construction, roads and pavements, architecture, and some other things. Mechanics is frequently confounded with machinery and me chanical engineering; while closely related to these subjects It Is more nearly related to mathematics and physics. Mechanics in the abstract, that is theoretical or analytical me chanics, is a mathematical treatment of motion and the behavior of bodies under the influences of forces. The principles of mechanics appljed to elastic bodies comprises the subject of strength of materials; applied to the movements of the parts of a ma chine, mechaaisra; to liquids and gases, hydrostatics and hydraulics. (The subject hydraulics ia still being taught ia the department of civil en gineering.) Tne en ecu ot iorces upon bodies, such as the materials of con struction, can not be determined fully by theoretical and mathematical con siderations; it Is necessary to supple ment these by experiments upon the materials themselves. This brings up the need ot laboratories and testing machines. The department of applied mechanics maintains three laborator ies; one for the study and testing of those materials made up of lime and of hydraulic cement; one to study and test materials, both bituminous and non-bituminous, used in the construc tion of roads and pavements; and one of a more universal nature to !udy and test the strength of the building materials generally used engineering structures. All engineering freshmen are re quired to take the work in general engineering drawing. It is taught as a language, the universal language In which the engineer and designer ex presses and records his ideas for the building of machines and other struc tures. Drawing as thus taught Is a liberal and not a fine art. This is followed by descriptive geometry, of j use for its mathematical and disci-! plinary value as well as its practical aid in later engineering work. Mechanism and machine design are largely described in their names. That they are of great practical importance goes without saying when one thinks of the tremendous amount of machin ery necessary to perform the world's work. The writer, as head of the depart ment, has general oversight and teaches mechanics. He also carries for the civil engineering department a general course in roads and pave ments. Professor P. K. Slaymaker teaches mechanics, machine design and a course In architectural engineer ing. Associate Professor J. E. Ras musen has charge of the work fn' en gineering drawing and descriptive geometry; while Assistant Professor C, E. Mickey, is fully employed with applied mechanics and the testing of road and building materials. Architectural Engineering A differentiation of the civil en gineering group was deemed advisable in view of the fact that much of the work In the designing of modern build ings is of an engineering rather than of a purely architectural nature. An architectural engineer should combine the practical, reasoning, designing, economic temperament of the engineer with the artistic temperament of the architect? but may with advantage have more of the former than of th latter. The course is also designed to prepare men to become contractors and constructors as well as designers. Professor Slaymaker has given con siderable thought and attention to this group although It is logically placed under the head of civil engineering. CEOKGE R. CH ATBURN. In Observation It is better to know the habits of one plant than the names of a thou sand, and wiser to be happily familiar with those that grow in the nearest field than arduously cognizant of all that plume the Llej of the Pacific or Illumine the mountains of the moon. Ruskla. IS JUST BEGINNING You can enter any time and find classes to fit your hours and needs. SCHOOL IS IN SESSION ALL SUMMER You can have a thorough course in business training by using the vacation time. 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