THE DAILY NEBS ASK AN
FIFTH ANNUAL'
MILITARY DALL
LIMITED TO 85
Friday, January 8, 1915
$3.00
COLONEL SHEPHERD'S
TRIBUTE TO MOUTH
Claims That Mouth U Most Important
Organ ef Human Body Outlines
Soma of Its Manifold Duties
The mouth la one of the most lm
portant organs of the human body.
It is located in the upper part of the 6er'8 trumpet, the slanderer's phono-
bachelor s rejoicer, the lover s per
suader, and the stenographer's
charmer.
It's the father's commander, the
mother's advisor, the husband's grum
bler, the wife's scolder, the boy's
teaser, the girl's chatterbox, and the
suffragette's hell-raiser.
It's the tattler's telephone, the brag-
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Either assortment far iimifut
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Write us fori nriv tatn
placing orders for flt
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THE GEM CITY NOVELTY CO.
5224 Blttner Street
Dayton, Ohio
face for the purpose of talking, laugh
ing, singing, eating, drinking, kissing,
and Is a place where whiskers meet
and part.
It smokes, drinks, swears, lies.
prays and 4ella the truth sometimes,
Some mouths look like Cupid's bow,
and remind one of heaven. Others
look like a frankfurter sandwich, and
remind one of the other place.
Some have an odor of roses and
others smell like limburger cheese.
It's a corn sheller, meat chopper.
potato masher, nut cracker, bone pol
isher, and hash machine.
It's a receptacle for peanuts, pop
corn, chestnuts, and a tango hall for
chewing gum.
It's a cavern for Ice cream, candy,
soda, and a garbage can for chocolate,
its a palace for lobsters, oysters,
clams, salads, and a pantry for pies
graph and the agitator's megaphone.
It's the philosopher's educator, the
statesman's magnettzer. the doctor's
helper and the preacher's consoler,
the gambler's bluffer, and the drum
mer's Joker.
It's the judge's condemner, the law
yer's prevaricator, the prisoner's ap
pealer, and the Jailer's silencer,
It's the politician's promlser, the
pessimist's knocker, the optimist's
booster, the bunko-steerer's deceiver,
and the policeman's starter.
It's the millionaire's boaster, the
beggar's pleader, the deacon's exhort
er, the coward's bragger, the hero's
calmer, and the barber's nuisance
It's the book agent's inducer, the
salesman's persuader, the actor's inr.
Itator, the singer's music-box, and the
jeweler's hypnotiser.
It's the stump-speaker's alarmer.
It's a cuspidor for chewing tobacco, J be afterdinner speaker's spellbinder,
SIMMONS
THE
317 S12th
PRINTER
PHONE B23I9
snuff, pipes, cigars, and a woodshed
for tooth picks.
It's the old maid's reservoir for tea
and cocoa, and the coffee fiend's fore
taste of heaven.
It's the grocer's friend, the butcher's
vault for the dead, the rumseller's
sewer, and the dentist's safe deposit
for gold.
It's the druggist's medicine chest for
pills, castor oil and other delicacies.
and the undertaker's funeral director.
It's th rich man's buffet for wines,
and toastmaster'a roaster.
It speaks for fear, superstition, cow
ardlce. tyranny, indecency, intoler
ance, ignorance and persecution.
It's the oracle of bravery, manhood
and intelligence.
It makes war, peace, trouble, pleas
ure, friends and enemies.
It's a hell-hole for the lies of the
faker, swindler and perjurer.
It's a palace for the proclamation
of truth, honor and virtue.
It indicates the wise man, indicates
cocktails and champagne, and the poor the fool, proclaims the blackguard, an-
man's rumshop for whiskey, rum and Inounces the gentleman and tells' man-
beer. I kind of vour nersonalitv.
It's the widow's lamenter, and the I It's the world's greatest liar.
Cut Rowers
We extend you a cordial In
vitation to call.
Unique floral arrangements
for all social occasions.
Corsage Boquets a Specialty
Griswold Seed Co.
Floral Dept, 1042 O St
THE DUTCH MILL
A G03DPUCE TO EAT.
special music
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365 Days of tlie New Year
We'll be looking out for your inter
ests in the line of STUDENT SUPPLIES.
Your's for a prosperous year,
COLLEGE BOOK STORE
FACING THE CAMPUS.
THE
IOTDB
Telephone B2311
$33 North 12th St
Cleaners, Pressers, Dyers
For the "Work and Service that
Pleases." Call B2311. The Best
equipped Dry Cleaning Plant in the
West One day service if needed.
Reasonable Prices, good work, prompt
service. Repairs to men's garments
carefully made.
It's BARGAIN WEEK
at the
The UNIVERSITY BOOK STORE
uy for Youzself the Things
Tat Santa Claus Overlooked
Phone B-3684
340 No. 11th
University Y.M.C.A. Cafeteria
IN THE TEMPLE
FOR UNIVERSITY FOLKS ONLY
Quality Economy Convenience
llal Houn. 7:008:20 11:00 1:30 K.S0 7.00.
THE CO-OP
$12.50
The name means Co-operative Planning, Buying and Selling-Co-operation
between us to supply your needs. Remember it is
J TIte CO-OP, 313-No. 11th
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GLOBE LAUNDRY
Is Asking for a Share of the
Student Trade.
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