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About The daily Nebraskan. ([Lincoln, Neb.) 1901-current | View Entire Issue (Nov. 26, 1913)
-. THE DAILY NE BRAS KAN THEATRES Oliver Theater Today 2:.'K) Tonight 8:1 5 ROBIN HOOD Co. of 60. Augmented Orchestra Mat. $1.50 to 50c Night, $2 to 50c THANKSGIVING Mat. & Night "LITTLE BOY BLUE." With Otis Harlan & Co. of 60 Prices, $2 to 50c FOOTBALL FACTS I ED By o) H. V. HARLAN Q R P H EUM THUR, FRI. SAT., Nov. 27 28 29 WILLIAM BURRESS With "THE NEW SONG BIRDS" 30 and a Company of 30 The Latest Phase of the Grand Opera Craze. MULLEN & COOGAN MISS ROBBIE GORDON DARRELL & CONWAY THE JUNEMANN FAMILY LANE AND O'DONNELL Holiday Matinees Night Prices. Fri. Mat. 15, 25; Sat. 15, 25,'50 Night 8:15; Prices, 15-25-35-50-75 Lyric Theatre Mon., Tues., Wed., Nov. 24, 25,26 Re-engaged by Request CHILD'S HAWAIIANS Dancer PRINCESS OLLAH ZENO, JORDAN & ZENO Sensational Casting Artists MAGEE & CARY, In "In the Department Store." "Pathe's Sem i-WeekTyT7 "All for Science," "A Miracle of Love," "The Last Laugh." 3 Shows Daily 2, 7 and 9 d. Matinee, 5 and 10c; Night, 15c. TRY OUR LUNCHEONETTES They are always the best We serve hot and cold unnks all winter long. Lincoln Candy Kitchen South West Corner 14th O Street m. I I WEDNESDAY and THURSDAY 1 I "The Quality of Mercy" 1 1 -'The Laundress and the Lady" 1 1 (Big Laugh) I J "The Sale of a Heart" ( I "SPA" Try the Y. M. C. A. Lunch Room Cafeteria Plan CityY. M. C. A. 13th and P WE CATER TO STUDENTS Smith & Hurst BARBERS 112 North 13th Rofore the Iowa game Conch A. A. Stagg is credited with saying that should Iowa play Chicago last Satur day that the Hawkeyes would defeat the Maroons. Such being the case how many guesses will you need to assertaln what would happen if the mighty Cornhuskers should play Chi cago next Saturday? Would they KmiiKli the Midwnyltes? That will do, thank you. The ayes have It. Again the Drake Spanish athlete is I out of the ring. He says In his paper last week: " If Kansas defeats Mis souri, then Nebraska has a clear title to the championship honors and every school In the conference will doff their hats to Stlelim's champs. If Missouri wins, the title will be in a hopeless tie." Nothing is hopeless, Ethelberte, except Drake. The would-be sport writer goes on to warble thusly: "Nebraska has al ready claimed the title on the strength of the fact that she has not been de feated by a valley team in the last two years." Permit us to correct you, Ethelberte, you should have said for the last FOUR YEARS. "Such silly twaddle is not taken seriously by the other conference schools " of course Drake does not take it seriously be cause they did not play Nebraska this year; had they done so they would have taken it very seriously, yes we might say, extremely seriously. Hut of all the bone-headed, scatter brained, pitiful arguments ever penned b an alleged dopester, the following b Ethelberte of the Drake Delphic takes the croino: "One authority jok ingly remarked that because Hoston won the world's series last year is no reason why she should be given it this year, a remark whose application is very plain." Such ignorance and in nocence is a scarcity. HoMon lost the championship because she was beaten by better teams. Hut how does that apply to Nebraska? Has she been beaten by a conference team this year? Not that anybody noticed. And the Cornhuskers will keep the champion ship until they are defeated by a con ference team. Hut Ethelberte is not yet through. He says: "To look at matters closely there is little to choose betwen the two teams and unless Kansas wins to morrow, Missouri will have a better claim to the title for she will have de feated a stronger group of teams than did the Cornhuskers, and will also have defeated a greater number of confer ence teams that Stiehm's pupils." Well, well, didjagit that? A stronger group of teams, forsoothe. Meaning Drake, Ethelberte? Nebraska defeated botli Ames and Kansas by larger scores than did Missouri. 'Tis true that the Tigers also defeated Drake and Washington, but who would have the supreme gall to call these two schools strong in face of their season's records. On the other hand Nebraska defeated the Kan sas Aggies, a much Btronger team, bye the bye, than either Drake or Wash ington. It seems, Ethelberte, that you stepped off. But try ngnln, you'll learn. Really you are Interesting and at times show signs of almost human Intelli gence. Well, who's the first would-be sport writer to claim that Nobraska"s victory over Iowa was a fluke? After witnessing the magnificent ictory of the Cornhuskers over the Hawkeyes we have but one regret and that Is because we didn't put the entire Nebraska team on as all-Missouri valley eleven Instead of only seven. 1 yrl5 ANOKA 9Y?u ARROW COLLAR Cluctt, Peabody A Co., Ino. Maknra Don't read this it's nothing but an "I-told-you-so-story." Hye the bye, just look up our dope story in Saturday's (the 22nd) issue of the Daily Ne braskan and notice t lint the said dope was correct. Here is the way we doped it out Iowa has nothing but end runs and her hopes of victory are based on (lie spread formations. The Cornhuskery are acquainted with these plays. They can break them up. This will leave Iowa helpless for Nebraska can whip her at straight football. That's just what happened. Wherefore we consider ourselves some dopesters. (How that man hates himself.) Hawley Is Sore. Ilawley, the Iowa coach, was sorer than a mess of boils Saturday night over Umpire Hadden's interference with one of his pet tricks during the Iowa-Nebraska game. The Cornhusk ers had carried the 1ml! deep into the Hawkeyes' territory, only to lose it on a fumble. Then the lowans took the oval and ran off a play or two, when the referee blew his whistle to punish the Cornhuskers five ynrdH for being offside. That was the cue for Cross, the Iowa quarterback, to pull the prize Hawley trick. The Iowa center nonchalantly passed the ball back to Cross, who as unconcernedly sauntered through the Nebraska squad, asserting that the penalty was fifteen yards for holding. The Corn buskers were tricked and Gross was about clear of t lie bunch, preparatory to setting sail on a sprint to a touch down, when Umpire Hadden grabbed him and took possession of the ball That cooked Cross' goose and effect ually disposed of the Iowa trick. Coach Hawley beefed all evening and was still at It when the Hawkeyes pulled out of town on a special train late at night. He said lie expected officials to make mistakes, but he thought he had a big kick coming GHaBBtftrfc (Eahtttm MISS RAM PHI N wishes to announce 1 that Bhe is available to play for danc 1 ing parties. Call H-1427 Trom 5 to 6, 7 to 8. ' PERSON who had blcycile stolen from In front of Haw building can secure same from Janitor by describing prop erty and paying for the ad. LOST A bunch of keys; please re I turn to Rag ofhee. LOST Ring notebook containing i 1'hysics I notes. Paul Malison on cover; leave at Rag office and rcelvo i reward. I . . LOST- Alpha Chi Omega pin, shapo of lyre, set with opals Reward. 1 Phone L92&8. LOST -A HIack Folding Pocketbook containing $fi.00. Return to this of fice and receive rewnrd. LOST Moore's fountain pen, gold mounted, engraved, "To our play mates." Leave at Rag ofhee or call Uni 470 J. University Jeweler and Optician C. A. TUCKER JEWELER S. S. SHEAN OPTICIAN 1123 0 St. YELLOW FRONT YOUR PATRONAGE SOLICITED nEzi3zzzaa (Continued on Page Four.) Quality is what Counts IV'ryr AFTE'ZIlCJt 1 University Y. M. C. A. Cafeteria Will be Open During Vacation ThelCafeteria in the Temple.