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THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
WOMEN 'S EDITION
May 2, 1913
CONTEMPORARY CO-EDS
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The girls at Ohio WeBleyan, on
their own Initiative, have abolished
their ten sororities. It was decided
that they did not represent the Inter
ests of the glrlB and caused too much
rushing rlvalary.
Of the 340 coeds at Illinois State
University, only one Is said to have
perfect feet. Foor shoes are blamed
for the blemishes of the others.
Hereafter the students at Vassar col
lege will be placed on their honor re
garding examinations, trips out of
town, attending social functions and
the governing of their movements,
which have in the past been regulated
by the watchful eyes of the ofllcials.
Shocking.
Bazenly ono by one, with their baskets
laden with groceries,
Stride the haughty professors from
the Basket Stores on the side
streets
Dally Cub What shall I head this
story about two peroxide blondes who
threw a fit at the game Saturday?
Editor Why, you poor boob, Just
say "The bleachers went wild." Min
nesota Mlnne-ha-ha.
Awed FYeshle (to Senior) And do
you mean to say that you live within
hyour allowance?
Senior I couldn't live without It.
Punch Bowl.
Women students of Oregon Univer-
sltv received samples of gold tipped
cigarettes from large eastern cigar
ette manufacturers.
A co-ed won the debate at Oklahoma
and will represent the school In the
coming debate against Colorado.
Drake University women students
admit that the young women have a
geat influence over the young man's
conduct, but they assume no liability
for his conduct.
A new sorority has been organized
at Syracuse called "Eta Bita Nuthun."
Its members are fifteen co-eds who
discovered that they were getting too
fat. Its purposes is to discuss reduc
ing, help reduce and to reduce.
Girls at Wellesley College have
formed a club the object of which is
to prevent a member from marrying
until at least three years after grad
uation and then only to a man with
an income of $5,000 or more. If a
member marries a poor man before
the time Is up she will be automatical
ly expelled from the club.
Araugements are being completed
whereby the weekly supplement of
the Chicago Evening Post will be writ
ten alternately by women students of
Chicago university and Northwestern
University. This will give the women
students a chance to show their lit
erary ability as well as an opportunity
to express their opinion on current
topics.
Fred Does Miss Beauty get much
attention?
Dick Yes, even her picture flatterB
her. Yale Record.
Polly "What material is a Phi Beta
Kappa key made of?"
Si- "Bone, usually." California Pelican.
Ned I understand that Harry
cleaned up on Dick.
Fred Yes, he hit him with a bar
of soap. Siren.
"What's worse than proposing and
not being accepted?"
"WhV, preparing a refusal and not
being asked" Record.
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Student (at the Golden Gate) In
formal ion bureau?
St. Peter Even so.
Stude Any chapel services here?
S. P. No.
Stude Any professors that know
more than the pupils?
S. P. No.
Stude And registrars, book agents
or literary monthlies?
S. P. No.
Stude This surely must be heaven.
I guess I'll come In. Four Leaf
Clover.
Nearly eighty women students of
Wisconsin have taken to playing out
door baseball since the opening of the
week Margaret IL F. Douber is in
charge of this department.
Every freshman girl of Kansas Uni
versity must be able to swim across
the pool before freshman gym credit
will bo given.
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It was a beautiful night at sea. The
solitary man, sitting close to the edge
of the deck waB drinking in the beauty
of the scene when the steward's voice
was heard: "Well, this Is a fine night,
sir. Are you waiting for the moon to
come up?"
"Oh, Lod," exclaimed the young
man." Has that got to come up, too!"
The freshman approached the post
oflice stamp window.
"How much postage will this re
quire?" he asked. "It is one of my
manuscripts."
"Two cents an ounce," smiled the
clerk; "that's first-class matter."
"Oh, thank you!" Punch Bowl.
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"Nothing makes me soar,' said the
amateur aviator wearily as his nine
teenth attempt failed to get the ma
chine off the ground. Pelican.
An Opportunist.
Settlement Worker Jimmy, do you
think you can use the word "dis
guise" in a sentence?
James Yes'm. Dis guy's got me
marbles ! Chaparral.
"My father and I know everything
In the world," said a small boy to his
companion.
"All right," said the latter. "Where's
Asia?"
It was a stiff question, but the little
fellow answered coolly: "That Is one
of the questions my father knows."
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