TEE DAILY NEBRA8KAN
GIRLS' ISSUEJ MARVEL
FEMININE MINDS HAVE CON
CEIVED A DAILY NEBRASKAN
WHICH WILL SURPASS ALL.
DISCLOSES MANY SCANDALS
From Twenty Pages of Live Reading
Much May Be Learned The
Subject of Man a
Dead Issue.
The fair feminine tsndentH of the
University have put their pretty heads
together and have decided to produce
a stupendous issue of the Daily Ne
braskan Friday all by themselves.
This issue will be devoted to woman
and her interests, and is not supposed
to concern the ordinary man in the
least. It is not, however, a suffragette
Issue and it would be wronging the
co-ed journalists to consider it such
It is to be a really truly paper just
like any other one only instead of
just a lot of trash that only men read
it will contain fashion notes and pho
tographs of the latest Parisian styles,
roasts on the man, and what the Pi Phi
Raid about the Alpha This yesterday at
dinner and other lovely scandals. The
foibles of the male will be well depict
ed and a man must be thick skinned,
Indeed, not to shrink from the rapier
thrusts of feminine satire. (Hat pins
would be better only they have quit
wearing them )
There is to be the "beautifullest"
cover probably printed in colors, and
twenty pages of the best reading
matter ever produced in the
University The girls have secured bo
many advertisements that they can
produce the paper without additional
cost and any subscriber of the Daily
Nebraskan can secure a copy of the
wonderful Girl's Edition by applying
at Station A for It. Extra copies may
be purchased at the University Book
Store.
A Parable of the Average Man.
The Girly-Oirl, the Practical Girl and
the Average Man went for a walk, and
they came to a brook with Btepplng
stones. The Practical Girl stepped out
on the stones, balanced herself care
fully and went across. Put the Glrly
Girl stood on the first stone and
screamed till the average man helped
her over.
They went on until they came to a
low zig-zag fence The Practical Girl
laughed and climbed over. But the
Girly-GIrl looked at her ruffly dress
and pouted until the Average Man
came to her rescue.
Time passed. The Average Man
went away. The Practical Girl shook
his hand and looked thoughtful, but
the GirlyGirl daubed at her blue eyes
with a wisp of linen. When the Aver
age Man came back he went straight
to the Girly-Girl and asked her to
marry him. And the Practical Girl put
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THE TEN VIRGINS
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haste and studied as never before.
And tho foolish cried unto the wise,
"Explain to us this chapter!" and
"Send to us your note-books'" But
the wise answered, saying, "Not so;
we have no time to explain and we
want to use our own note-books. Go
and borrow of someone else."
And while they ran hither and thith
er in panlcy haste, the quiz came. And
they went in unto it; and tho door
was shut. A week after came tho
virgins to the professor's office, and
the wise tasted the joys of tho dili
gent, but at the foolish the professor
shook his head and said, "Verily,
verily, I say unto you, you passed it
not."
Dig, therefore, for ye know not the
hour of a shot-gun quiz.
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NOTICE For claBsy finishing see
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