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About The daily Nebraskan. ([Lincoln, Neb.) 1901-current | View Entire Issue (May 1, 1913)
TEE DAILY NEBRA8KAN
GIRLS' ISSUEJ MARVEL
FEMININE MINDS HAVE CON
CEIVED A DAILY NEBRASKAN
WHICH WILL SURPASS ALL.
DISCLOSES MANY SCANDALS
From Twenty Pages of Live Reading
Much May Be Learned The
Subject of Man a
The fair feminine tsndentH of the
University have put their pretty heads
together and have decided to produce
a stupendous issue of the Daily Ne
braskan Friday all by themselves.
This issue will be devoted to woman
and her interests, and is not supposed
to concern the ordinary man in the
least. It is not, however, a suffragette
Issue and it would be wronging the
co-ed journalists to consider it such
It is to be a really truly paper just
like any other one only instead of
just a lot of trash that only men read
it will contain fashion notes and pho
tographs of the latest Parisian styles,
roasts on the man, and what the Pi Phi
Raid about the Alpha This yesterday at
dinner and other lovely scandals. The
foibles of the male will be well depict
ed and a man must be thick skinned,
Indeed, not to shrink from the rapier
thrusts of feminine satire. (Hat pins
would be better only they have quit
wearing them )
There is to be the "beautifullest"
cover probably printed in colors, and
twenty pages of the best reading
matter ever produced in the
University The girls have secured bo
many advertisements that they can
produce the paper without additional
cost and any subscriber of the Daily
Nebraskan can secure a copy of the
wonderful Girl's Edition by applying
at Station A for It. Extra copies may
be purchased at the University Book
A Parable of the Average Man.
The Girly-Oirl, the Practical Girl and
the Average Man went for a walk, and
they came to a brook with Btepplng
stones. The Practical Girl stepped out
on the stones, balanced herself care
fully and went across. Put the Glrly
Girl stood on the first stone and
screamed till the average man helped
They went on until they came to a
low zig-zag fence The Practical Girl
laughed and climbed over. But the
Girly-GIrl looked at her ruffly dress
and pouted until the Average Man
came to her rescue.
Time passed. The Average Man
went away. The Practical Girl shook
his hand and looked thoughtful, but
the GirlyGirl daubed at her blue eyes
with a wisp of linen. When the Aver
age Man came back he went straight
to the Girly-Girl and asked her to
marry him. And the Practical Girl put
Hagonsick's Orchestra, Auto B-2990.
Ted Marrlner Cleaner,- Hatter and
Repairer. Auto B1799. 235 No. 11th.
PROBLEM Has Been Solved for You
Complete Party Service
Is Now Offered You by
Our Retail Department
9i& m j&u mi M-msaF
ICE U REAM UO.
JCMA THAWAMBOS, -
C. H. Frey, University florist. 1133
WILL tho girl who took a dark blue
raincoat from tho girls' gym cloak
room please return it. 4-26 4-2G
Frolich's Orchestra, ruone L-7363.
THE TEN VIRGINS
(Continued from Page 2.)
haste and studied as never before.
And tho foolish cried unto the wise,
"Explain to us this chapter!" and
"Send to us your note-books'" But
the wise answered, saying, "Not so;
we have no time to explain and we
want to use our own note-books. Go
and borrow of someone else."
And while they ran hither and thith
er in panlcy haste, the quiz came. And
they went in unto it; and tho door
was shut. A week after came tho
virgins to the professor's office, and
the wise tasted the joys of tho dili
gent, but at the foolish the professor
shook his head and said, "Verily,
verily, I say unto you, you passed it
Dig, therefore, for ye know not the
hour of a shot-gun quiz.
LADY STUDENTS desiring good pay
ing position during summer months
will apply to Miss Cass in writing or in
person, Monday and Tuesday, 445 No.
13th St. L-7124. 4-2G-3t
NOTICE For claBsy finishing see
Frederick Macdonald. Auto phone
B-33C8. The Know How Photographer.
LOST AND FOUND.
LOST A traternity pin, name and
dale on back. Return to Rag office.
FOUND A leather purse containing
Beveral dollars In money and Bevoral
checks. Owner can have same by
identifying and paying for this ad.
LOST A lavalier Friday night. Re
turn to this office. Reward 3t
AGENTS WANTED Use your loisuro
time and earn $4.00-10.00 per day; out
fit in pocket sample case; details sent
upon application. Clinton Mfg. Co.,
Clinton Bldg., Columbus, O. 4-29-4t
SIMMONS THE PRINTER
Dance Programs -
-jt; Banquet Menus
- Calling Cards -fc
-fr Book Publications
317 S. 12th St.
piing Clothes Merchant Tailored.
COME in and look over our superb line of
woolens. We are now booking orders for
early spring delivery.
Preserve Your College Work 1 1
jn - ' ' y r-c r
PROGRAM FOR WEEK BEGIN
NING MONDAY NIGHT, APRIL 28.
James Diamond & Brennan Sibyl
Charles B. Lawlor & Daughters
PROFESSOR OTA QYGI
FIVE JUGGLING MOWATT8
PEGGIE LENNIE AND CO
The L. C. Smith & Bros. Typewriter
is invaluablo to college students who
want a record of their college work af
We give special attention to the
needs of students. We have typewrit
ers to rent, as well as to sell. A few
rebuilt machines at a bargain.
L C. Smith & Bros. Typewriter
25 North 13th Street
WHITMAN'S CLASSY CANDY
Meier Drug Co.
1 3th and O Sto
THURS., FRI., SAT.
"WHAT HAPPENED TO MARY"
"HIGH TIDE OF MISFORTUNE"
"THE STRONGER SEX"
"BLAME THE WIFE"
"THE DAYLIGHT BURGLAR"
THREE SHOWS DAILY, MATI
6NEES 2 P. M. NIGHT, 7 AND 0
P.M. Matinee, Children 5c, Adults
10c, Night All 8eats 15c.
C TRAGI X
X MARK y .
Subscribe tor the Rag.
Pay for the Name
When you buy
a Spalding Ath
letic Article, as
some dealers who
are after bigger
profit on Athletic
Goods would have you infer.
You pay for-and get-honest
workmanship and material.
The name as evidenced in
the Spalding Trade Mark
is put on as a guarantee ot
what you pay for.
Our Complete Catalogue on request
A. G. Spalding & Bros.
28-30 So. Wabash Ave. Chicago, Illinois
Home Made Bread Six Loafs for 25c
COOKIES PIES CAKES
Gwe us your next order for Punch.
We know we can suit you both in quality and in price
Of the University Y. M- C. A.
THE BEST PLACE FOR STUDENTS
Breakfast 7 to 8 : 30 Dinner 1 1 to 1 : 30 Supper 5 : 30 to 7
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Say you saw it in the "Rag." It helps.
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