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THE DAILY UBRASKAN rv ? I. The D ai ly N ebr ask a n PROPERTY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA. Office Administration Building. Lincoln, Nebraska Telephones: Day Offlce 11-1888. Editor 13-1518. Managing Editor B-3844 Night Office FM204. HiiHinoRH Manager IM821. Editorial Staff: EdItor-ln-Chlef Managing Editor C. L. REIN, KENNETH M. SNYDER Associate Editors JOHN L. OUTRIGHT, ELIZABETH MASON, C. NEIL BROWN Scribes: Claronco Spolr Kred N. Wells I. K. Froat E. M. Kndlpck Ethol Arnold Ruth Squires Homer Phillips R. F. Lyman 8oclety Reporters: Clniro Hardin Winifred Seeger Hortonso Kauffman Business Staff: Manager C. C. Buchanan Assistant Manager J. L. Drlscoll Circulation Manager T. Erlo Koofor Subscription $2.00 per yenr in advanced " 5 cenTs percopyT Entered at the postofHco at Lincoln, Nebrnska, as second clasiTm alter under act of Congress March 3, 1879. THURSDAY, MAY I, 1913 SLUFFINESS. Shiftiness Is a state of dormant tor pidity something akin to the "sleeping sickness" produced by venomous bite of the tse tse fly, only it Is not con fined exclusively to tropical climates. The rise of the thermometer to 90 de grees causes the instant infection of the entire student body of tho Uni versity with this langorous malady. Tho disease is luckily of short dura tion and may be readily cured by re fraining" from study, and by strolling for some hours with some member of the opposite sex. A trip to the Or pheum or a soda fountnin is also ex tremely beneficial and if used with good judgment will extract tho hooks from the most persistent hook worm in existence. The difficulty arises, however, from the fact that the reme dies cure the slufllness but not the "shilling" there is a distinction. "Buster." Telephone Yule Bros at once. 8 Co-Edt to Trip the Light Fantastic (Continued from Page 1.) Fire Fly (original), Annie Wynne. Moonbeams (original), Helen Ran dall. Furlana, Ruth Sheldon. Greek Reveries (original), Gertrude Van Driel. Woodland Play (original), Ethel Johnson. Czardish, group. Bluet ta Polka, Ruth Fitch. Gipsy Camp, Amy Garner. Russian Wedding, group. Poppies, Hazel Allen. Spirit of Spring, Magdaline Whitely. Hyacinth, group. Cornhusker, group. Not only will the grace and ballet skill of tho university girls bo dis played by the exhibition of dances, but their originality in achieving cos tumes and Ingenuity in designing them, will be shown. Tho most elab orate of costumes will bo worn, and are for the most part designed and made by tho girls themselves. Miss Lucile Ellis and Miss Blanche Stewart will preside at the piano. The girls taking part in the exhibi tion are pupils of the physical educa tion class under the supervision of Miss Day. Notice. Absolutely no papers will be given out from the ofllce tomorrow when the girls' edition comes out. Every paper must be checked out from Station A. FROM AMONG THE DAILY THEMES. The Instructor and the Girl. The girl was attending summer school because she had not accom plished the stipulated amount of work during her three winters in college, and was fearful of not having the re quired number of hours for gradua tion. Sho had arranged four hours' work and wished to take one more. for the hour's credit, not the work. Economics was the only subject avail able, and this conflicted with her sche dule. She went to see the instructor in economics. He was a pale studious, young man, consecrated to his work, and possessed or a generous willing ness to help struggling students. The girl explained her difficulty, and the young man offered to lecture to her privately at twelve o'clock, her vacant period. It was mid-July and very hot. The hour from twelve to one o'clock was the most wearisome of the day. The glaring sun streamed into the class room, and the flies buzzed while the instructor, occasionally mopping his brow, lectured to tho solitary girl for one full hour. In his class which met at eight, he required some recitation, but feeling that it would be unfair to allow the burden of this to Tall one one person, he did not require it. Ho con tinued lecturing and the girl continued listening until tho middle of August, when examination time arrived. The girl's entire energy had been spent in accepting tho instructor's services. She had absorbed as much of the lec tures as she could without offort, dur ing the hottest part of the day. She had neglected her text-book, in fact, had not opened it at all. She decide that she could get aong without the credit, apportioned to economics, and "cut" the examination. Dr. Alldritt, Dentist, 202 Ganter Bldg. The Ten Virgins. There were ten virgins who sum moned up their courage and went forth to get an A. B. degree. And five of them were wise and five were foolish. And tfley that were foolish studied not, but wasted their time and con sumed their substance in midnight spreads and rare-bit orgies. But the wise bored with wondrous diligence and recited in class with amazing ala crity. The time went on. At length a ru mor ran among them, "Alas, a quiz is coming and we must be ready to meet it." Then all tho virgins arose with (Continued on Pago 3.) BElJ1ff-MADRAH Tho popular "Belmont" notch Collar made In self striped Mndrai. 2 for 25c ARROW COLLARS Cluctt, Pcabody & Co., Makers University Jeweler and Optician C. A. TUCKER JEWELER S. S. SHEAN OPTICIAN 1123 0 St. YELLOW FRONT YOUR PATRONAGE S0IC1TED - I .ft,,-- j !jfed:r,,fr-J-,yan-- "ARE WE DISCOURAGED' OVER TRACK PROSPECTS? WELL NO! If you get discouraged this time a year because you lack "Pep", don't blame all that dead feeling to the spring fever your clothes are to blame. This is the season that demands light suits, and thin, loose-fitting athletic underwear, B. V. D's. or Wilson Brosthey're cool. ARMSTRONG CLOTHING CO Good Clothes Merchants W e serve the purest and best HOT and COLD Re-FRESHMENTSinthecity Huyler's Chocolates $1.00 Fountain Pens $1.00 Safety Razors Student's 3-Course Lunch, 25c "a h .A. m K U " I MiBi " Km M W :The: University School of Music Established 1894 Thorough instruction by modern methods in all branches of music, practical and theoretical. Pianoforte Voice Pipe Organ Violin All Wind Instruments Public School Music Apply for information co WILLARD KIMBALL, Director - - - 11th and RSts fci ! t.