The daily Nebraskan. ([Lincoln, Neb.) 1901-current, February 24, 1912, Image 2
u THE DAILY NEBRASKAN 0 H)afl tflebraefcan Publiahod by tho Studont Publica tion Board of tho Unlvoralty of Ne braska. EDITORIAL 8TAFF Editor SEAIILE F. . HOLMES Managing Editor. EAIILE H. TAYLOR ABBOOlato Editor. FRED McCONNELL AflBoolato Editor... BURTON S. HILL i BU8INE88 8TAFF Manager C. C. BUCHANAN ABB't Managor... JAMES MORRISON Circulation Managor LEO BREEN SUBSCRIPTION PRICE, $2.00 PER YEAR Payable In Advance. Single Copies, 6 Cents Each. Telephone! Auto 1888. Night Phonei Auto 1888; Editor, Auto D 1035; Manager, Auto D 1821. Entered at tho poBtoulco at Lincoln, Nobnmka, ns Bocond-oliiBB mall matter, undor tho Act of ContrroBB of March ?, 1870. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 1912 THE LITERARY COLUMN. Tho literary column of tho "Rag" 1b to bo continued. Although Its oxlst once has boon too abort to glvo much Indication of Its popularity, with tho readers, yot it 1b boliovtid that it Jus tlflo3 further consideration. Tho ofllco of Lltorary Editor 1b now vacant, and BtandB open to any who wlBh to complote for It. In nil proba bility It will not bo filled for aovoral wookw, whon It will go to tho parson whoso contributions scorn most ac ceptable. Tho rango of subject-matter for this column 1b wide. Tho writing may bo In tho form of a abort osBoy or dis cussion, in tho form of a story, or of an expository discourse Wo sug goBt, howovor, that It deal with aomo phaso of collogo, Bomo topic which 1b Uvo in tho mind of tho studont. It must poBBoss a sound stylo, not stilted nor bookish, but frosh onough to attract tho avorago college roador. "NEWS-HEELERS" REWARDED. , In tho now heading -which caps tho editorial column tho real workers of tho 'staff aro glvon no recognition. This Booms to aomo an lnjustlcp, for tho sight of ono's namo In print 1b truly gratifying, and Inspiring. Tho roportorlal staff Is, howovor, not to bo ontlroly Ignored. Following tho custom of somo of tho larger city papors, tho managomont Intends to issuo to each "real" reporter a button. This meagre Insignia will not bo par ticularly ornamental nor attractive, but as only a fow pf them will bo glvoi out, thoy will at least provo novol. This Bohomo, It Is hopod, will not only attach a certain importance to tho ofllco of roportor, but will also in dlcafa to tho students and faculty tho personnel of tho campus nowagath crora, Tho exact character of tho button will bo announced later. "STICKY FLY-PAPER." "No, air, I will not go with "you. BDBldoB.f It's none of your Affair." Professor Bessoy had taken his botany class out Into tho beautiful woods on a field trip. Tho Btudonta classified tho flora and fauna of tho vicinity, tho fUBsers each caught a butterfly, and I wont to sloop behind a big log. I was awakened from peaceful dreams of lco cream sundaes sprin kled with mosquitoes, and yollpw lob "Itera with green and red wings,' by tho sound of voices and a snapping of twigs. It was very cOol whore I was and from tho conversation I imagined that It was rather breozy out thero alBO. Tho voice I heard wap clear and light as tho tinkling of lco in thin cut-glass. It clinked a fow moro tlmoB. "In fact I uttorly fall to boo what poBslblo concern of yours It Is to know with whom I spend my Sunday evonlngB." Thon another voice, low and Bort of fuzzy round tho pathetic parts, an swored : "Of courso, If I'm not to bo con sidered at all " Sho "Well, It's your own fault. Why don't you nak for thorn earlier?" Ho "And every tlmo I do nek for a date you'vo got one already. Oh, I sco through It all." She "Through what?" Ho "You think you'd botter get rid of mo boforo you graduate All I have to say It If you llko that fat head " She "What fathead?" Ho "Why, If you lovo him huh, why go ahead. I'd hato to marry any ono with such poor Judgment." She "What fathead 1b who?" (You will cbBorvo- that Bho Is speaking too fast.) He "Oh, I'm on to tho gnmol Mat rimony Bpond my monoy; alimony anothor honey. There's as much truth aa poetry In that." Ho (Aftor a pauso) "Thon I don't suppopo you'll como to our dartce? She "That'a tho melody." Ho "I buppobo you think that ho of tho moon fnco will Invito you out that ovenlng?" She "I havo no Idea what you are talking about." Ho "But don't hot all your chips on that." She "Why?" Ho "Oh, because." She "BecauBo why?" Ho "Woll, bo's taking tho girl he's ongaged to you know ho Avae prac tically engaged, didn't you? Say, sho cortalnly Is d pippin, bollovo mo' Sho "Oh 1" Ho "Say, you ought to see tho drosses! Absolutely tho niftiest things on tho campus." She "Is that so? I wonder whoro Professor BosBoy is?" Ho "Sho'a my dream angel all right all right. Bet your necktie I" She "la that so? I think we'd hot tor bo going, don't you? Ho "Of courso, I don't suppoBo It'B any use for mo to ask you for any moro dates? She "Why not? What makes you think that? Ho "Well, you'ro tired of mo I can aeo that. You " Sho" Why, no-o-o." Ho "You aeo, I waa going to ask you to go to tho Pan-Hell with mo. But now " She "Why, how perfectly grand of you, Billy 1! Of course I'll go I And say " Ho (dubiously) "What?" Sho Isn't that a charming little violet over there by tho big logl Oh, I do lovo botany, don't you, Billy?" Ho ''Uh-huh." Sho "Pick, it for mo. O-o-o, thanks. Ton If o hanlltnl T nf mn linvA If l He "HUh-un." Then sho Bald something that I don't remember, and ho said some thing; thon thero camo several nolsos, ap If somo ono was patting their hand In Tanglefoot Sticky-Fly-Paper. I fol off into a dozo and whon 1 woke up again thoy wore gone. I cni'Vlod out from behind tho log, but all that I could see of them was allt- tie vlolot of deep indigo color lying, all tattered and mussed, In a little sunny spot of moss. I recalled that In quaint Old England, violets used to bo named "Hearts-ease," but that was Billy. Place of Banquet Changed. Tho banquet In honor of Count Francis Lutzow has been changed from tho Llndell to tho Lincoln HotoL All holders of t!ckotsr and of Invita tions pleaso tako notice. Tho recop tlon takes placo In the parlors of tho Lincoln from 6:30 to 7:30 o'clock, and tho banquet begins promptly at7:30 P. m. A Timely Time. " Professors "When waa tho revival of learning?" Bright Student "Before tho oxams.il j THE NEW MODEL Think of every feature you wish a typewriter to possess, then carefully examine the lyiodel 5 L, C. Smith ; you will find every feature there. More L. C. Smith typewriters used in the dif ferent departments of the University than all other makes combined. The result of carefully testing every machine manufactured. Don't rent a typewriter. Purchase one on , easy terms. 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