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THE DAILY NEBRASKA
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THE1 DAILY INEBRASKAN
h Owned and publlnhcd by t o University of Nebraska througn
THE STUDENT PUBLICATION BOARD
OfflccH Casement tho Administration Building.
L. . Postofllca Station A, Campus, Lincoln, Nebraska.
Dny Auto 1888.
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EDITORIAL
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P. C. McConncll, Assoclnto Editor Senrlo F. Holmes, Assoclato Editor
StunrtjQpuld, City Editor E. Leo Updegraff, Sporting Editor
REPHpTORlAL
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Winifred Harm Wallnco B. Troup
William O. Cooloy
WOMEN'8 DEPARTMENT
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FARM DEPARTMENT
' ' ; Editor, H. Q. Hewitt
E. C. Nelson Joseph McCarthy
Henry Bull John Harding
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BU8INE88
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Entered at tho Postodlce, Lincoln, Ncbr., as second class matter under act of
Congress March 3. 1879.
THURSDAY, JANUARY 25, 1912
LAMENTATION! I !
Geology men at NobrnBka, I'm told
Put forth n lament tliat'H n peach or a
scold.
A regular norvo-racklng, ripsnortlng
spasm,
And in It they poovo till you'd think
that thoy had them.
Just becauso to tho ofllco tf friend
comes each day
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Now
Here's a REAL, grouch!
Wo'vo a friend who almost makes thl3
ofllco his home,
IIo'b got on nty nerves till I mentally
chafe;
On second, or third, or fourth floors
I'm not safe.
I've hinted a' plenty, for ho's getting
so gay,
But he won't be insulted or driven
away.
Ho roarB and he snorts if he can't
find tho maps,
If he can't place a field book he growls
and he snaps,
When I say Just a moment, I'll And
them for you.
Every helper I've got begins to fldgot
and. stow;
Pandemonium reigns whero we should
livo in peace,
TAN BUTTON
Low Heel, English Toe
$4.00 Shoes for Men
$2-95
RENT YOUR TYPEWRITER
NOW
Any Make :: Any Time
3 MONTHS $6.00
The Largest Stock in the West
Lincoln Typewriter Exchange Co.
1406 O STREET
1415 0 BUDD Upstairs
Puts his feet on tho desk as he uses
tho phono;
PleadB for his girl to go for a walk;
Tells ME to Shut up he can't hear ir
'l talk.
When I need tho "stonog" ho will call
her away.
To bang out some nmsensc for htm
half a day.
If ho has half a chance I've never
known him to fall
To opon and read and paw over my
mall.
If my Held book is out, this inquisitlvo
crank
Is copying everything, isn't it rank? t
My mapB though I carefully hide
them away,
He'll find and grab out a big hand
ful each day.
He uses my envelopes, paper and
stamps,
He'B tho nerviest, cuBscdest, meanest
of BcampB.
And a brain storm is browing If such
antics don't cease.
And one of these days, If his manners
don't mond,
I'm going to forget he was ever my
friend.
With demoniac gleo and a big monkov
wrench
I'll knock his block off and my ofllco
,1'H drench
With his gall and tils gores and In It
he'll Iffy
Till tho ash man will lrlve up and
haul him away.
Anonymous.
George Bros., expert printers, en
gravers and embossers, 13th and N.
Notice.
Senior football men are to meet at
Townsend's Studio Saturday at 2:30
p. m. for the Cornhuskor picture.
All should be in sweatora.
R. P. CURTIS, Managor.
THE BAND
25c
OLIVER, THEATER
January 26
25c
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Lincoln Hotel TicRets $1.5Q
"ExAtns. Wilt Be Over"
Freshman Law Hop
HagensicK's
Orcnestra
February 2
1912
THE FOLSOM CAFE
1325-31 N STREET "
A Comfortable place for Students 'meal
times or after the shows
TRY US
Salads, Sandwiches and Fancy Pastries-
The moment you put on
clothes made to your meas
ure, you see the vast differ
ence between merchant
tailored arid ready made.
Our way costs no more.
Besure to see our linef irst.
College Tailors
College View, Nebraska
Phono -4-Q
BASKETBALL
Nebraska vs. Ames
Feb'y 2 and 3 Informal SatV
Tic Met s at Coop.
We serve the purest and
best HOT and COLD RE
FRESHMENTS in the city
Huyler's Chocolates
$1.00 Foutain Pens
$1.00 Safety Razors
Student's 3-Course Lunch 1 5c
efrtih
ct3r,j$Qry
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Ths Best Is Always the Chsapsst
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