" .$." 4 'r"t& r" THE DAILY NEBRASKA!" THE DAILY NEBRASKAN Owned and published by t o University of Nebraska, through THE STUDENT PUBLICATION BOARD OfllccH Iiasoment tho Administration Building. . ... . Postofllco Station A, CampUH, Lincoln, Nebraska. TELEPHONES Day Auto, 1888. Night Auto 3145, Ed. 1035, Dub. Mgr. 4200 BAM R. BUCK, EdItor-ln-Chlef EDITORIAL A. H. Dlnsmore, Managing Edjtor V. O. McConnoll, Aunoclato Editor Soarlo F. Ilolmcfl, Associate Editor REPORTORIAL Stuart Gould, dty Editor Merrill Rood O. P. Androws R. S. Uuddonburg Mildred Dovlnn Winifred Elchar Homer O. Hewitt Wallnco 13. Troup j. A. Rcchtor William O. Cooloy WOMEN'S DEPARTMENT Ruth Munger Jtuth Sheldon Hugh Agor Kenneth M. Enydcr J. Lovcjoy Linn Ollvo 13. Mann Allco Chambers .a BU8INE88 VINCENT C. HA8CALL, BU8INE88 MANAGER C.C. Buchanan, Asst. Bus. Mgr. J. V. Morrison, Circulation Mgr. Subscription $2.00 per year. Single copies 6c Faculty notlccB and Unlvoralty bulletins published free. Entered at tho PoBtofTlcc, Lincoln, Nobr., as second claas matter undoV act of Congress March 3, 1870. TUESDAY, DECEMBER 5, 1911 THE "ALL.WE8TERN." Following tho Immomorlal custom of football scrlUoB, Walter Eckor8al, Stoffons, and other Chicago sport wrltors, have boon amusing thorn solvos and tho football world gener allyby selecting Imaginary teams mado up of the supposedly greatest mon at tho respective positions, who, baudod togother, would prove tho most efficient team to roproBont various flec tions of tho football world in equally imaginary battles with any other sec tion. Eckorsall'B All-WoBtorn eleven, by somo hook or crook, boars tho name of Captain Sylvester Shonka of No- Chaunor, at least, dosorves recogni tion on any All-Westorn team, and It can only bo that Ecklo has not seen him work or ho would havo given It to him, as Chicago had no possible candidato for tho position, and it fell to Hoeffel of Wisconsin. When ho pickod his fullback, ho took his nervo in hlB hand, after tho exhibition Purdy put up In direct com parison with Thomson, on whom tho choice fell. Playing with a supposedly weaker team, against what was roputed to bo a splendid line, Purdy pulled off twen ty and twonty-flvo yard lino plunges, whllo Thomson, behind his alleged in comparable lino, occasionally gained five to sovon yards. Purdy was play- Rockaby Last The New Toe in Button Shoes for Men. GUN METAL AND TAN 1415 0 $3.50 1415 0 braska at loft guard, a position which the formor Chicago tiuartorback vthlnks "Sylvio" would fill pretty well. We do not differ with him in that regard, but wo do think that when ho moves Shonka from tackle to guard and puts Conklin of Michigan there, ho is guilty of ono of the most laugh able "boneheads" wo have noted re cently. Conklin Is also raako "captain" be cause, as Ecklo says, "ho always ex horted his men to greater efforts" truly remarkable, Isn't it? Ho says, further, in, much needed explanation of his choice: "When a lino man is discovered who can play tacklo and end with the doslred results, ho is good onough for any team." Shonka never played end' simply be cause ho was tho boBt tackle in tho West, and because we had in Chauner and Lofgron two men whoso equal has not been aeon In tho Missouri valley, and whoso work was not surpassed all season, In fact was far from equalled -by Conklin. or any other end who played against Nebraska. lng his first year at that, and by many was not considered as tho regu lar fullback. His almost unanimous choico as All-Missouri Valloy fullback quolls all doubt in that regard, how ever. Owon Frank, of course, must give way to Sauer, becauBO tho latter is a Chicago man, but this is only to be expected. College spirit must have somo weight, you know, even in select ing an All-Western; but when ho puts Owen on a team with Dolaney at ono end and Chappell at another, and a small pollege man at fullback, leaving Purdy, Chauner and Lofgron out of tho running entirely, tho thing begins to havo an aspect even moro comical. But cheer up, boys, wo aro about to join the ranks of the big scribes. Our All-WeBtorn is na follows The first squad of the Cornhuskers. There you aro. Thirty cents payB for the Best Din ner in Lincoln, at Baker's Cafe. Also high clasB a la carte service. Wo havo tKoTJlg-julcy-Bteaks; HagensicK's Orchestra Junior, Hop December 9, 1911 Lincoln Hotel J Ticket $1.25 An Unusual Opportunity SEE 0' STREET WINDOW DISPLAY Bradford Suits Are the acme of clothes making. Pos sessing all the qualities possible to put into a tailored garment made of the finest all wool cloth tailored by hand in the most up-to-date style. 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