THE DAILY NEBRASKAN :i A V KS m iw 8 The Daily Nebraskan Tfflft PROPiltTY Ojf THB UNIVHR81TY OF NEBRASKA, Lincoln, Nebraska. Published by ... TUB STUDENT PUBLICATION BOAItP EDITORIAL STAFF. Miter.... .......'. K. P. frederloK M.n.Qlng Editor . . . .Carl J. I Lord AMMiata Kdltor T. M. Edoecoroba Aitoclata Editor n. o, riawiey U8INE88 STAFF. Manager .....a. c. ki00 AwliUnt Manaaer V. C. Hatoall Circulator .0. Buchanan ' Editorial and utlneia Ofllcet BASEMENT, ADMINISTRATION BLDO. PottofTlce, Station A, Lincoln, Neb. SUBSCRIPTION PRICE, S2.00 PER YEAR 4, Payable In Advance. Single Copies, 5 Centa Each. Telephenei Auto 1888. Night Phonet Auto -1888s Auto 3844. INDIVIDUAL NOTICES'Wlirbe charged Tor at tho rate of 10 conta tho, Inflortlon for every fifteen -worde or fraction thore of. Faculty notiwe and University bul letin will bladly be published free. "sfntereoT at thVpoitomeG at Lincoln, Nebraska, as socond-clajin malt matter under tfeb Act of Coup-ess of March 8, 1879. Advertisements for the want column should be left at the business office, base ment Administration building, between 10 ;.;m; anel 1f m.f er fcetween 2 p. m. and 6 p. Wi. Cash mvtt aeeempany all orders for ad ivertUInt, at the rate of ten oents for eaoh flftttn wards er fraotlon thereof(the first Insertleni three Insertions twenty-five tits -five Insertions forty cents. ' WEDNESDAY, APRI L13, 1010. And. so tho drouth continues, both physically and logally, Somo daywo may bo tho oldest In habitant and;. toll skoptlcal llstonors about ''that long March drouth, when tho woathcr was as hot as Soptombor dog-days, way back In 1010," Pnddlo, pnddl., llttlo Halt. How I wonder what O pshaw! Wo aro no poet. What wo wished to say is that the Mystic Pish pins appoarod on tho campus yesterday much to tho surprise nnd in somo casos gratifica tion of ranny other HhIi not in on tho mystery. . Can you swim? Most of, us float TRY IT. r Are you dospondont over your studios? Do you fool a strnnfeo lassl--tudo stealing ovor you whon working ovor tho (problem In calculus or trans lating that pago of French? In n word, do you lack tho energy ypu did 'when you Drat camo to tho university? If so, wo "havo discovered tho only and original trcatmont for your spo clal caso. 'One wcok's application of our. "wonderful trcatmont will put you on your foot, It will mako your volco strong, glvo a healthy color to your face, and glvo you the activity of a -frog. Thy It BASEBALL. Thero's a reason. Wo muBt win. SPELLING. f To tho old three R's .which wero conaidorod- tho essentials In our fathers' tlmo a fourth should havo been addod, namely spelling. Barring typographical errors, it is hardly con sidered pollto to manglo nnd mutllato the' English language Tho flimsy pre text of simplified spelling may havo "served at ono tlmo to excuse tho er rors, but today thp reading world Is demanding somo uniformity oven In simplified spelling. It is all right to simplify if you simplify according to rule. Chemistry Is a sub'joct in which ono . would hardly expect to find simplified or phonetic spelling popular. In a re cent test given to junior engineers in Industrial chomlstry In a neighboring Institution, reagents, acids and gases wero .spelled In every way but the right way. Tho following aro a few 'examples of reformed spfclling found among tho tost papers: "Hydrocar- "bldesglvo the illurainoslty to coal gas." 'Nitrogen Is a brownish gas Injurious to holth." , As constituents to coal gas are given "nathano," !'methylano' "math'nyno,? carbon nitrates" and 'Imetholn." "Calcium carbide is made . from jnoit-coal by de structive distillation.", Other oxam-t pies ofvgood spelling and arrangement taidies Samples aro: Calcium "carbltc,"' "bachtorla," puraflcs," "torpidity," "floculant," precipitate "preclpate," "soddllng , or sogragatlon." Ono man said "precipi tate" drags impure air particles to tho bottom." PROGRESS AND TrjE COMET. As Halloy's comet rushes toward tho plnno of tho earth's orbit at iho rato of 1,000 milos u minute, tho ques tion ns to just what will happon as it dashes by and switches its tail across tho face of our planet continues to hold the public In awo. It Is to tho credit of our age and of scionco that no attempt Is being mado to take ad vantage of popular Ignorance by sen sational - .prognostication of danger. When all that Is known about Ilallcy's "comer IB nlftcd and -annlyzcd the knowledgo 1b not sufllclont to disprove absolutely that any danger Is Impend ing, yot tho scientists aro mercifully using what Icnowlodgo they Ifavo to calm tho foars of tho timid rather than to revel In powor by creating a panic. Thoy toll us that whllo tho comet's tnll will probably bo long onough to reach us, yot It will prob ably bo found to be a- gas bo thin that wo will hardly bo ablo to obsorvo its prosonco. Thoy do not emphasize tho fact that of thoso things thoy havo not absoluto knowledge. Wo aro given to understand that whllo danger to the earth or its inhabitants is in tho light of scionco improbable it cannot bo claimed to bo absolutely impossible. Thus wo aro loft just onough excuse for anxiety to keep us revorent which is a good thing. Wo go nbput our dally work oncournged, but not cocksure. Wo walk upon a world that tho doctors say enjoys good chances for a long life, yot wo aro reminded that Ilfo after all Is uncertain, and tho doctors do not claim to know all. Tho combined knowledgo and modesty of tho scientists, nnd the combined poiso and roverenco of .tho public, prove that tho world bus mado prog roBs slnco tho days when overy great phonomonon of the heavens was feared as a sign ;ot a calamity, and sonic- times execrated ub If It wero tho work of tho dovll. Wo look to the hoavonB with somothlng like roveront awe, but contlnuo calmly In our 'dally duties with tho conviction that thoy after nil aro what wo aro (placed hero to dovoto ourselves to. Ex. BIG Y. W. C. A. CONFERENCE. Cabinets of Schools to Meet in Lincoln. Tho Y. W. C. A. Is making .plans for a cabinot conference Saturday, April 30, at which tlmo tho Y. W. C. A. cabinets of Cotnor, Wosleyan, Col lego VIow, Creto, Peru, Kearney, Grand Island, Lincoln and Omaha city associations and possibly others will unlto In an all day's conforenco about tho host plans for work, etc. Estella Paddock of Shanghai, China, will bo present as, tho guest of honor. WET 'WETTER, WETTEST. Saurian Takes Geology from List of Dry Studies. Profossor Trovor Klncaid of tho University of Washington has a pet 8alamandor. Salamanders aro sup posed to lovo sitting In nlco, hot flres, wagging their scaly tails, whllo the warm, coBy flames curl .around. At least, that's tho tradition, but this particular salamander of Professor Kincaido's avers that for roal comfort a tank of running water can't be beat. In fact, his craving for a submarine snoozo' caused a great deal of excite mont in zoology and geology labs yes terday. s Implicitly trusting tho honorablo nature of tho artless saurian, Profes sor KIncalde left tho ' cover off his tank tho night before. But, seized by one of thoso nameless impulses to explore which prisoners sometimes feel, our amphibian hero Issued" forth, and found Himself amid piles of books, whose dryness1 filled him with pre historic torror.t Ho cared not to in vestigate, but crawled and waddled at top speed to tho next tank. Hero, ensconced on top of Its drain pipe, ho cried himself to sleep In woo too deop for crocodllo tears. Next morning Professor Kincnld roturnlng, found a lake whero he had loft a laboratory. In tho geology lab bolow conditions wero cvon morojm rlous nnd interesting. An excellent opportunity was afforded for tho study of oroBlon, watercourses and precipitation at first hand. Saunter ing upstairs nino steps at ' a time, Professor Weaver entored tho zoology lab just in Mom to boo his confrero lifting tho bowildered saurian from thou drain jIpq of tho brimming tank,. "Wo shoufd not bo too harsh on our llttlo amphibious friend," said Pro fessor Kincald, in attempting to calm tho agitated geologits; "perhaps ho thought geology was getting to bo too dry a subject!" Dr. Lees to Lecture. Dr. James T. Lees will deliver his illustrated lecture on tho Passion Play at Oborammergau to tho members of tho Lincoln Y. W. C. A., Thursday evening at tho governor's mansion. Dr. Howard to Speak. Dr. G. E. Howard will addresB tho Y. M. C. A. mld-weok mooting on "Civic Responsibility" tonight Tho meeting will bo held in tho associa tion room In tho Templo. Dr. How ard is expected to present somo very interesting matter. Ho Is at present professor, of sociology In tho depart ment of sociology and political econ omy. LATIN CLUB ENTERTAINED. Addresses by Professor Barber, Mr. 8anford and Miss Hunter. Tho Latin Club was entortained last evening by MIbb Edith Grimm at her homo, 1G2G B street Miss Alice In $4.00 and $5.00 Oxfords, High Shoes and Pumps. $2.50 BUDD 1413 O St. NEVER KNOW it you NEVER TRY -Whon -yon want to KotCloanliitf and Pressing uono by hand nnd not by niacblnory bring yourclothosto JOE The Tailor who Ih nlfio n Specialist on altering nnd refitt ing your olothos up-to-dnto. MARGARET M. FRICKE Dressmaker of Style and Economy UPSTAIRS, 1328 O ST. LINCOLN University Bulletin APRIL. . 13-14, Wenosday.-Thursday, bnsoball, Nobraska vs. Kansas Aggies at Man hattan. 13, ' Wednesday, C:30 p. m., LIndell Hotel Fraternity banquet. 14, Thursday Convocation. . Miss Mattio Grace Hewitt. Reading, "If I Wero King." 14, Thursday, 11:30, Memorial Hall Sophomoro class .meeting. 15-1G, Friday-Saturday, Nobraska vs. Kansas at Lawrence. 1C, Saturday Y. W. C. A. Cabinet meotlhg. 2314 So. 17th. 19, Tuesday Democratic Club meets. Music Hall, Templo. 19, Tuesday Convocation and senior program. 21-22, Wednesdny-Thursday, baseball, Kansas vs. Nebraska, athletic field. 22, Friday "Faust" program. Univer sity choruB nnd orchestra. 2G, Tuesday Convocation. Mr. W, T. . Elmoro. "India." 27, Tuesday, baseball, Highland" Park, vs. Nebraska, athletic field. MAY. 10, Tuesday Convocation.. Annual peace program. Hunter presided, nnd tbo prograni was given by faculty members'. ' Professor Grovo Barber spoke on "Opportunity for Teachers of Latin." Ho ipointcd out that thoy were ex ceptionally good at tho present time. Mr. Sanford gavo a shorttalk on "A Model Library for Students nnd Teachers of Latin." Miss Hunter gavo a very Interesting address on "Mt. Etna in Romanco Literature." A let ter was read from Miss Kato Fossler, who Is now teaching in tho Philip pines, which told of tho conditions there In tho teaching profcBBlon. CONVOCATIONS ANNOUNCED. 8enlor and Peace Programs Coming 8oon. Tho f6H6WInglIst or couvocatloinT had' beon announced by Professor Qrummann: On Thursday, April 14, Miss Mattio Grace Hewitt, graduate of tho Cum TYPEWRITERS ALL MAKES Z121 SOLD OR RENTED Eont Applios on Pnrchaso Prico. Fivo Days Freo trial boforo you pay. Two yoars guarntcO when onr list. Auto. 2080; Bell 1200. F. SWANSON CO.. Inc. w M'mi:I'IM'M m Ti OUR ICE CREAM PAR LOR HAS NO EQUAL... Fruit Sundeas and and College Ices and Fancy Drinks at THE DIVINITY SCHOOL gf HARVARD UNIVERSITY VNSECTARIAN TgLECTIVE courses leading to the University degrees of S.T.B., A.M. and Ph.D. Ll Students paying the full fee may take without extra charge appropriate courses offered In the Graduate School of Arts and Sciences and In Andover Theolog ical Seminary. For particulars address The Dean of Harvard Divinity School, Cambridge, Massachucetts. Summer t The University June 20 to August 12, 1910 Courses' In Agriculture; Anatomy, Botany, Chomlstry, Education, Educa tlonahTheory and Practice, Secondary Education, Normal Training, Elemen tary Education, English Language and Literature, French, Geography and Geology, German, American History, Homo Economics, Horticulture, Latin, Manual Training, Mathematics, Mo chanlcal Drawing, Philosophy and Psy chology, Physical Education, Physiol ogy, Political Science and Sociology, Rhetoric and English Composition) Zoology. "i nock school bf expression of North western University will give" a road-' Jng from "If I Wero King." Miss Hewitt ise very .talented and It will afford tho university public a' rare treat to hoar her. Tuesday, April 19, the annual senior program will bo given. It Is not known as yet what this program will include, but it will bo novel In all ro spects. On Friday tho university chorus and orchestra will render "Faust." Mr. W. T. Elmore will deliver an address illustrated by stereopticon on Tuesday, April 2C. His subject will bo "India." Mr. Elmoro has spent considerable timo in India, so his lee turo will no doubt be very Interesting. Every year thore is given a peace programrand-last-yeaE-Goyernor glial- lonberger was the speaker. ThU year this program will bo given on May 11, and Rev. D. Rowland of Omaha will dollver an address on "Peace." yon purchase. Easy Tonna. (4et 143 So. 13th St. r rfai W r m 1307 O STREET T UNIVERSITY PRIVILEGES Session of Nebraska - Special attention to subjects re quired for professional certificate. Nino hours of college work possible. Conditional admission on 22 points. Teachers 21 years or over may enter aB Adult Special Students,' High-School Courses in the Teach era' College High School. For bulletin, or information address MBBV W THE REGISTRAR, The University of Nebraska, Lincoln. 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