The Daily Nebraskan
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THB UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA,
Llpcotn, Nebraska,
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SATURDAY, APRIL 2, 1010.
' Baseball Monday. Huh! Whore's
my hat?
REGISTRATION.
Today a numbor of students will
'register for tho coming oloctlon to bo
hold in tho city of Lincoln on April
11. If a student is eligible to voto
and can conscientiously do so, ho
should register today. Tho mattor of
tho residenco of a studont 1b ono
which comoB up at ovory city oloction.
When a man loaveB homo to gb to
Kjollogo ho hardly over intonds to re
turn to his homo town ob a place of
permanent residonco. Tho fact that
a man is a Btudent at a university
neither entitles or prevents him from
HATS $2.50
BUDD
voting In tho city in which tho uni
versity Is situated.. If ho has his resi
donco thoro and Is otherwlso qualified
-foe may voto at tho city elections. By
residonco is meant tho placo vhero
ho Is habitually present and to which,
whon ho departs, ho intends to re
turn. Tho fact that ho may Intend at
some future time to removo will not
necessarily defeat his residence beforo
Tie actually does remove. Such Is tho
decision cf tho supremo court of tho
state of Nebraska and every student
who feels that he can fulfill tho re
quirements of a voter in tho city of
Lincoln should register today or ho
Is losing a franchise tor which blood
has been shed sinco tho days of tho
first republic.
FOOL8 AND FOOLS.
Of all tho fools in this world the
April variety Is tho best, because tho
nibst joyous, Ho makes a fool of him
self with that comploto abandon, that
placid unconsciousness which brings
Joy to the heart of tho practical Jokor.
All men'' aro fools, according to tho
dictum of Epmo one or other who died
somo centuries ago and doesn't count
anyhow "but wo would liko to re
m'nrly'fhat there are fools and fools.
' Yes. wo k'eked hats with bricks un
fldr 'them, wo ate candy with onion in
ft, w) opened blank letters, wo ans
wered bogus telephone calls, we ran
out to see the flro, and in fact wo
made the usual April fool out of our
selves. But there aro somo Joke
which aro tco old even for our un
cultivated tnste.1 When a prank has
been practiced on tho same kind of
neophytes nt tho same time in the
same place In tho same wuy sinco the
foundation cf the pyramids It may
seem a triflo frayed and not at all In
-keeping with tho spirit of April 1st.
At least so it seemed to the lively
Junior Dlack Masques who did not
wait at H.arley'8. Another tlmo hon
ored custom fractured.
THE
FOOTBALL REFORM.
Football from tho playors' point of
vlow, football from tho professors'
point of vlow, oven football from tho
co-eds' point of vlow until wo scarce
ly know whothor tho gamo resombles
a "Donnybrook Fajr" or a pink tea.
Tho din has reached tho oars ol
Ooorgo Ado who gives tho following
solution to tho problem:
"Selection of Players: Tho olovpn
players constituting tho team shall bo
selected by tho faculty and tho stu
dont who has received tho highost
grado in Orook anthology shall bo cap
tain of tho team. No student shall bo
oligiblo for tho team unless ho is up
in his class work and has an ostab-
jllBbcd-roputatlQnjforpioty.
"Prollmlnnrios: Whon a team
poars on a flold for a contest It Bhall
greet tho opposing team- with the
Chautauqua sal u to, which consists of
waving his handkorchiof. Aftor thla.
a fow friendly chats concerning books
and writers may procedo tho opening
of tho gamo.
"Substitute for tho toss: Instead of
tossing a coin to dotorralno which
sldo gots tho ball, tho two captains
shall bo callod upon to oxtract tho
cubo root of a numbor provided by tho
professor of mathematics. Tho can-
tain who is tho first to band in the
corroct solution gots tho ball.
"Advancing tho Ball: Tho ball hav
ing boon placed in tho center of tho
flold, tho umplro, who must bo a pro
fessor of geology, oxhibits to tho
team having possession of tho ball a
fossil. All mombers of tho toam who
think that thoy can namo tho geologi
cal period to which tho fossil belongs
shall hold up their right' hand. The
umplro solocts a playor to namo tho
period. If ho answors correctly ho
advances tho ball two yards. If In ad
dition, ho givos tho scientific namo of
tho foBsll, ho advances tho ball Ave
yards. If no mombor of tho toam can
answer tho question propounded by
tho umplro tho opposing toam shall bo
given a trial. If successful, it Is given
tho ball.
"Rotation of umpires: After oach
SHOES $3.50
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touefhdown thoro shall bo a change of
umpires, so that tho questions askod
of a team may In tho course of a long
and oxoiting gamo, covor tho class
work In zoology, npplled metaphysics,
votorlnary sclonco, Sanskrit, and other
useful studios.
Offsldo Plays; Any player who
makes a grammatical error, mispro
nounces a word or Books asslBtanco
from a follow student shall bo deemed
guilty of an offsldo play and his side
shall bo penalized at loast fivo yards.
"Substitute for Kicking Goal: Aftor
a touchdown has been mado tho team
making It shall bo credited with flvo
points, and tho captain of tho team
shall translato 600 words of Caesar's
Commentaries. it ho does so without
an error, his toam 1b given an addi
tional point, 'tho samo as If a goal
woro kicked. If ho falls, tho ball goes
to tho opposing toam on tho twonty
flvo yard lino."
t TEACHERS FOR ALA8KA.
Wanted by the Department of the In
terlor to Teach Natives.
Registrar Harrison has received a
call for teachers for tho Alaskan ser
vice from tho department of tho inter
ior nt Washington. Tho Alaska school
sorvlco, undpr tho direction of tho bu
reau of education, is limited to tho na
tive population of Alaska, and Is con
ducted for tho benefit of the adults as
well as tho children. Emphasis Is laid
on practical instruction in tho Indus
trlesof tho neighborhood and tho In
culcation of tho principles of morality,
sanitary methods of living, and person
al hygiene.
'Persons who aro strongly actuated
by philanthropic motives and havo
ehown capacity to do good work un
der adverse conditions are particular
ly desired as teachers. Salaries of
from $76 to $125 por month aro paid.
Tho government usually provides its
teachers with furnished rooms. The
DAILY NEBRASKAN
school torm is nlno months, but toach
era are to stay on duty tho entire
year, dovoting special attention dur
ing tho summer to tho general welfaro
of tho people. Transportation is paid
from tho states. Applications should
bo mado direct to tho commissioner of
education, Washington, D. C.
Aldrlch Will 8poak.
Guy V. Aldrlch, traveling secretary
for tho studont volunteer movement,
will speak at tho Monday noon meet
ing of thaY.-WVe. A.-, MnrAMrteh is
making tho round of all tho colleges
and speaking beforo tho student bodies
in the special interest of missions. He
is especially qualified to consider any
questions that may bo brought up
along thlB lino.
Another Rumor Proves False.
Tho'rumorlhat was circulated about
tho campuB yesterday to tho effect
that J. M". Alexander and H. W. Pot
ter wero seriously considering an
nouncing themsalvos &b candidates for
senior orator was without foundation.
Neither of these, gentlemen intend tr
onter tho race.
Tho endowment funds of Colum
bia, $28,600,000", aro greater than
thoso of any other school in this
country: Leland Stanford is second
with 124,600,000; Harvard ranks
fourth and Chicago, Yale and Cornell
follow in order. Pennsylvania, the
ninth in tho list, has but an eighth of
Columbia's endowment
Nearly ono-half of thoso who tool:
tho entranco examinations at Yale
this year failed to pass in five sub
jects, and, as a conBequenco, tho re
quirements may bo modified.
Sovoral girlB at Vnssar college put
ono of thoir numbor under tho n
fluonco of hypnotism, and wero un
ablo to awnkon her, and as a result
tho president has forbidden any more
practlco of hypnotics there.
Tho coachcB, manager and players
of tho University of Washington
championship team havo boon given
gold watch fobs.
Tho rlflo club of Penn State has
boon afnilatod with tho National Rlflo
Association of America.
One-twentieth of tho students In tho
University of Pennsylvania aro from
forolgn countries.
Tho Illinois yearlings trimmed the
Maroon freshmen in Basketball Friday
night to tho tuno of 26 to 11.-
IUInols hns 460 sonlors this year.
NEVER KNOW if,
you NEVER TRY
When you want to got Cloanlntr and Premlng
jlono by hnnd and not by machinery bring
your clothos to
JOE The Tailor
who Is also a Specialist on altering and rofltt
Ing your clothos up-to-date.
MARGARET M. FRICKE
Dressmaker of Style and Economy
UPSTAIRS, 1328 O ST. LINCOLN
University Bulletin
APRIL.
6, Tuesday, 11:30, Memorial hall.
Junior class meets.
13-14, Wodnesday.-Thursday, baseball,
Nebraska Vs.( Kansas Aggies at Man
hattan. 15-16, Friday-Saturday, Nebraska vs.
Kansas at Lawronco.
21-22, Wednesday-Thursday, baseball,
Kansas vs. Nebraska, athleiic
field.
27, TueBday, baseball, Highland Park,
vs, Nebraska, athletic field.
Be Refreshed
Our Fountain is now open. Fruit
Sundaes and' Cold Drinks. We
try to please all.
Summer
The University
June 20 to August 12, 1910
Courses In Agriculture, Anatomy,
Botany, Chemistry, Education, Educa
tional'Thcory 4ind Practlco, Secondary
Education, Normal Training, Elemen
tary Education, English Language and
Literature, .French, Geography and
Ge"ology,. German, .American History
Homo Economics, Horticulture, Latin
Manual Training, Mathematics, Me
chanical Drawing, Philosophy and Pay
chojogy, Physical Education, Physiol
ogy, Political Scienco and Sociology
Rhetoric and English Composition
Zoology.
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Students paying the full fee may take without extra charge appropriate courses
oftered in the Graduate School of Arts and Sciences and In Andover Theolog
ical Seminary. For particulars address The D:an of Harvard Divinity School,
Cambridge, Massact ucetts.
Junior Reception amd Dance
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