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MnnnKlntc Rdltor A. 13. LonK, 09
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1879.
MENTAL IMBECILITY.
It-Is certainly too bad about somo
of these podr Buffering wrecks of hu
man mentality that wander about this
campus pretending to be Btudonts, but
'In reality imbibing their knowledge
like scrawny insinuating parasites!
What makes it worse Is that they twist
and curl' their pale, sickly suckers
around Into everybody's oIbo work
with a cold Indifference and "bold ef
frontery that would make an accom
plished imp retreat from the held
with downcast countenance and new
Ideals thoxsWnrffuoSWO vbgkqjovbgk
ideals. They seem to consider tho
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Wo eloan tho finest drosses and robes without danger of fading
or shrinking and guarantee not to injure them In any way. We also
cloan gentlemen's clothing of all klndB. Goods called for and deliv
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one advancing Ideas opposed to such i
procedures just a little unbalanced j
mentally, or perhaps something of a.
religious fanatic; or just as likely,'
they will ignore completely a protest
in any form. There are ways of tho
world, you know, quite beyond tjio
ken of the poor, ordinary, benlghtell
grind!
Of an evening, ono of these
creatures, usually to be observed gaz
ing vacantly off Into the hazy corners
of tho Library, can be seen at raro
intervals scratching away industrious
ly, copying somo document befqre him
written in ink. Again, tho same bone
Iosb Individual can bo observed in tho
time of examination getting his an
swers in tho same slphonlc manner.
Really, such weak,, puny mental In
valids are to be- pitied. They can
walk about a little, when tho weather
Is not, too warm, they can see, pro
vided the 'temperature is not too con
ducive to n'aiiping, they can write,
thuy lenrn to roiiroduoo rcopy down-In
tho kindergarten, but they can not
think! A university must be n Kort of
warm place to them; between pro
fessors nnd quizzes they must surely
be nble to appreciate the Hituatlon of
Home of the poor lost mortals in
Dante's Inferno.
Yet, after nil, there are certain Joys
even in such a life. There nre tho
boosts of sympathetic friends, the
kindly tlpB us to the location of snnps
on the schedule, the helping hand of
the "folks," and then, there is, best of
all, that all-enthralling, dellciouBly
Jntoxicatlng, soothing-syrup-llke seda
tive for wrecked nerves, Bleep!
HISTORICAL SOCIETY MEETING.
Building Site for New Museum Under
Discussion.
The Historical Society held a regu
lar quarterly meeting at 3:00 o'clock
yesterday afternoon. Tho principal
business outside of the regular routine
was the discussion of a possible site
of tho new building provided for by
H. R. 431, which, it is expected, the
Governor will Bign. A committee of
fivo memberB with Mr. S. L. Gelstharilt
of Lincoln as chairman, waB appointed
to conduct negotiations with the City
of Lincoln with a view to securing tho
best possible site,
Tho bill which provides for , tho
building provides nlso that the city
shall cede t6 the Boclety the block
known as Hay Market Square, or an
equally suitable plot on, which to
build. It is believed that Lincoln will
be somewhat reluctant to yield the
Hay Market block, as this la at pres
ent in great demand, by the railroad
conipnuietf. It. is tUqught that thp citj
will, however, readily assent to giving
any suitable plot of ground besides
this, in which ense the Historical So
ciety may receive even a more desir
able location than, the one suggested.
. Among those present ut the meeting
yesterday were President Geo. L. Mil
ler, of Omaha; Robert Harvey, of St.
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Paul, Nebraska, ilrst vice-president;
.lames E. North, second vice-president;
C. S. Paine. Lincoln, secretary; S.-, L.
Geisthnrdt. Lincoln, treasurer; Col.
Henry C. Richmond, president of tho
State Press Association, Fremont.
Miss Edith Tobltt, librarian of the
Omaha- public library, made the trip
to Lincoln for the express purpose of
attending this meeting.
Further business was the election of
pew members, eighteen new mimes be
ing voted in.
Juniors!
. All .luulors who are interested in
baseball should appear on tho baseball
field, prepared for practise, next Tues
day, April lt, during Chapel period.
A. H. MILLER. Mgr,
Dr. CondiM and Mr. Keyset have
completed a report of tho soil regions
of Nebraska -for the forth coming year
book on a'grlcUture. '
The Harvard Medical
With the completion of tho new buildings, which were dedicated Septem
ber 25th, 190G, this school now has facilities and equipment for teaching nnd
research in the various branches of medicine probably unsurpassed in this
country. Of tho five buildings, four are devoted entirely to laboratory
teaching and research. Tho numerous hospitals of Boston afford abundant
opportunities for cjlnlcal instruction in medicine and surgery.
COURSE FOR THE DEGREE OF M. D.
A four years' course, open to bachelors of art, litorature, philosophy or
science, and to persons of equivalent standing, leads to tho degree of M. D.
The studies of tho fourth year nro wholly elective; they Include laboratory
subjects, general medicine, general Burgery and the special clinical branches.
Tho next school year extends from September 20, 1907, to June 29, 1908.
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HARVARD MEDICAL SCHOOL, Boston, Mais.
Board.
Good beard may bo securod at 1633
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Chapin Bros., Florists, 127 So. 12th.
Dr. Haggard, 212-213 Richards Blk.
Buy a pin, fob or spoon now at The
University Book Store.
Tho best place to eat In town is at
Don's, 114 So. 11th Streot.
Tho best placo to eat in to.wn is at
Dons Cafe, 114 So. 11th St.
Swell spring samplo shoes and Ox
fords, half prlco. Sandorson's. '
Ludwlg is the only Real and only
College Tailor See Him Now.
Green's Bnrber Shops: The . Rich
ards, Tho Mogul. All. modern. Best
workmanship.
Why did tho Glee Club decorate
with our pennants from the TJnlvor
sity Book Store?'
Have you made your spring, decora
tions use ono of our pannahts. Tho
University Book Store.
' If you have dance programs, tickets
i or posters to be printed, go to Mc
'Vey's, 125 No. 12th St.
Lost. An eight-Inch slide rule in
1 Library, Wednesday afternoon. Find
er please leave at Registrar's office.
MIbs Mini Kerns is teaching in the
German department during the ab
sence of Professor Fosslor.
Why not get your spring Oxfords
now while you can get a swell spring
sampler at one-half price. Sander
son's. There is no time like Harris time
If your watch isn't dp to date you bet
tor see Harris, the watch doctor, 1137
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Lost Gold pin, triangular-shaped
with word "Oread" carved in Greek
letters. Finder return to Xobraskai? '
office. I
High School Inspector, A. A. Reed
left last evening for the southern part
or the state where he will bo until the
end of the week.
Pictures nnd posters for college'
men's rooms. Samples at'lGOO P St.,
or brought to any address. Auto, 4406,
Bell A-2165. L. L. Bishop.
Don't forget when you want your
picture framed that tho Lincoln Book
Store does good work of this kind
and does It at reasonable prices. Tho
No. is 112G O St.
The College Settlement Board met
yesterday with Mrs. A. W. "Field, 1828
N street, where luncheon was Berved
the members.. No buslnesB of any im
portance was" transacted.
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